Ads of Ill Repute, #8

Texas
Amarillo

"I will come get you with my uhaul"
http://amarillo.craigslist.org/kid/5033664830.html

Abilene

She wants them to bring her proof from ONE county that they have no charges against children? smh!
http://abilene.craigslist.org/kid/4996558961.html

Lubbock

http://lubbock.craigslist.org/kid/5010244259.html

San Antonio

Seriously, WTF?
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/dmg/5061532195.html

This Ad Scares me, both for who might take the job and the fact that a mom who wants to work is in this situation.
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/kid/5036909070.html

Dallas

For less than $200 a week, you can be as ugly as you want. (WHY THE PICTURE?)
http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/kid/5029835858.html

Is the Dallas Market so ripe with these weird domestic ads because it's so hard for me to find a normal nanny job?
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/dmg/5061165366.html

Oh I have questions, I just think he'd be too excited to answer them.
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/dmg/5061693207.html

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/dmg/5061888292.html

Virginia
Norfolk

http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/5015065716.html

DC

$100 a week and you get to share a bathroom with kids and or/dad. Lovely.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/kid/5049493908.html

Be mostly available always. There is a small chance we would let you live-in but then you would pay electricity and groceries. But mostly, I just want to own you for $350 a MONTH.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/kid/5050414588.html

These ads are epidemic. Ideal if you have a night job. Yeah right, when would you sleep?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/kid/5051694615.html

Beware of "women too lazy to get out in the real world and work."
http://fredericksburg.craigslist.org/kid/5035737616.html

Hawaii

Weird. How Can I, a real Governess compete!
http://honolulu.craigslist.org/kau/kid/5061015700.html

Montana
Missoula

Saw this and freaked out because yes, I Have a woodstove!
http://missoula.craigslist.org/kid/5019999258.html

Billings

So, basically you will do EVERYTHING
http://saltlakecity.craigslist.org/kid/5026888225.html

Washington
Vancouver

Arizona

Phoenix

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/kid/5059180897.html

Utah
Twin Falls

"My son comes equipped with a cot, if space is an issue"
http://twinfalls.craigslist.org/kid/5010184447.html

Provo

Like how many ways can they tell you they aren't gonna pay much?

http://saltlakecity.craigslist.org/kid/5040282703.html

http://provo.craigslist.org/kid/5034592874.html

Maine

I find myself drawn to them.
http://maine.craigslist.org/kid/5053062578.html

New York
Rochester

http://rochester.craigslist.org/kid/5043669269.html

http://rochester.craigslist.org/dmg/5060922750.html

Manhattan

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/kid/5048585409.html