Ads of Ill Repute, #4

Milwaukee, WI
http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/kid/5005248733.html
Totally delusional. 5/6 hours and $350 a week...in her home? Hells no.

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/kid/4987854985.html
Dude, you get what you pay for.

Washington DC
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/kid/5009295109.html
What is up with all of the pictures of other people's children???

>  http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/kid/4984417646.html
Yeah, I bet your former employers appreciated you putting their letter of reference on Craigs list, with all their contact info.

San Fransisco, CA
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/kid/4996267484.html
I renounce you based on your weird ad. What are you asking for? You prefer to make less money?

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/kid/4993581431.html
Nanny MD? How does one "Preparing for day sleeping"? Dr. Death?

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/kid/5010109277.html 
Every freaking time Brianna?

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/kid/5017231503.html
If advertising in the newspaper is de rigor, what is advertising on craigs list in the childcare section?

http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/kid/5009161591.html
Would it be a stretch to guess Ms. Anna's neighbors are less than thrilled?

http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/kid/5014939816.html
I wouldn't leave my child with someone who charged only $10 and that's before I even read the suspect back story of her last firing.

San Diego, CA
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/kid/5010358472.html
So, if we call it a stipend, we can pay whatever?

Raleigh, NC

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/kid/5014436772.html
Now, this I love. This should be a pinned post on every childcare board!!!
-I agree!! -JP, editor AIP

Portland, OR
http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/kid/5016485476.html
How lowlife does someone have to be to welch on their childcare bill?

New York
http://newyork.craigslist.org/wch/kid/5012568611.html
Generally speaking when you bissect the hell out of a work day, you don't pay $13 an hour.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/kid/5017848091.html
I saw this and just think it's nervy. She wants to live in, but will take one child only or two school aged children.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/kid/5003518759.html
Take off your shades and tell me why I want to listen to someone with "medium english skills" be talkative. PS Talkative is rarely a selling point!!

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/hss/4990646949.html
When your nanny refuses to clean. (1)...

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/hss/5016769503.html
When your nanny refuses to clean. (2)...

Philadelphia, PA
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/kid/5016967555.html
No. Just no.

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/kid/4999970987.html
 I don't know how you could live and work for free for a single dad with five kids and not get sucked in to giving considerably more hours. Sounds helluva dramatic.

Orange County, CA
http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/kid/4968114512.html
I can't even follow what this is.

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/kid/4960744445.html
I suggest she post at the soup kitchen, because I don't know any nanny that hungry.

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/kid/4977701107.html
Do these people realize that this is exactly what slavery was?

Santa Barbara, CA
http://santabarbara.craigslist.org/kid/4994840031.html
How desperate do you have to be for a nanny to accept this certain disaster of a situation?

Phoenix, Arizona
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/wvl/kid/5010174044.html
Multiple children, single mother, no pay, room and board only....in a 2 bedroom apartment.

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/hss/5017212776.html
Any household service. Nice.

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/hss/5003425132.html
The chances this ends up on Nancy Grace are medium to high.

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