Sunday

Ads of Ill Repute (formerly CL-WTF)


Full Time Nanny needed for Downtown Residence (Downtown Vancouver)
...."Salary: $1100 a month or negotiable, based on a 5 day work week, 35 hours a week. Evenings and weekends off"...





















Looking for a 1 in a million nanny (Hillsdale, NJ)
..."Looking for someone who speaks multiple language.
Looking for someone who can make balloon animals
Looking for someone who can do yoga..."

supernanny to the rescue (OC)
..."I love all ages of children, but to be honest my weight makes it hard to chase after a 3 year old."..
















Relaxed, ultra cool hipster nanny available weekends (Fresno)
...."I enjoy rythmic dance, oil painting, potter, ceramics, whittling and light carpentry"....






















Who am I? Steve Fudge Jobs? ???

5 comments:

Mike Davies, LPN said...

haha that is funny!
I like the screen shots better, too!

Kat said...

I'm confused as to what is wrong with the first ad? For 35 hours a week I don't think that's a bad salary...

Lacy said...

The first add is only $7.85/hour. A rather low wage for Vancouver (BTW things cost more in canada). The family of the first add seem to only want to pay a little more then a day care center

nikki said...

Thats like 290 a week! BS

this_nick said...

I'm not sure she grasps the term "supernanny."