Showing posts with label CL-WTF. Show all posts
Showing posts with label CL-WTF. Show all posts

Sunday

Ads of Ill Repute 2015, #3























Portland, Oregan
http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/dmg/5003022432.html
Uh, excuse me WHAT? You want someone to come live in your house and watch your kids FOR FREE, is this an advertisement seeking a homeless babysitter? Wtf. I need 24/hr care for a MONTH, no pay, no people or pets can see your children other than this 'live in babysitter'.. Um, wow. That's gonna cost you about $10,000, sir/ma'am.

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/dmg/5002859057.html
Thanks for being 420 friendly I guess, but uh.. $10 an hour is way too little for someone that has to ARRIVE at 6am. :( Also, why even mention 420? .. It's so unnecessary.

http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/kid/5000450268.html
'United States' is code word for SCAM on Craigslist, fyi potential employer. Also, 20-25$ a day? Good luck with your abducted child.

http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/kid/5000338480.html
'Single Mom' is code word for 'cheap, probably drives a BMW though'. The reason you're having problems finding someone to watch your daughter for a swing shift position is you are not trying to pay fairly, I'm assuming. :D


http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/dmg/5003909494.html
No, I will NOT give out my private Face Book profile so you can stalk my personal beliefs! They have NOTHING to do with my work as a childcare provider, and why would you need it if the person caring for your kid will be in public, where you can see them the entire time!?

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/dmg/5003798212.html
This doesn't sound sketchy AT ALL.














Bloomfield Hills, Michigan
Care.com Ad #1
Care.com Ad#2























Oneonta, NY
I've heard that before.
http://oneonta.craigslist.org/kid/4984648276.html











Ontario, CA
http://toronto.craigslist.ca/tor/kid/5000770993.html
"I see the clowns buying crack." Now that's a party.













Huntsville, AL area
http://huntsville.craigslist.org/kid/4997839825.html
Long hours, laundry, housekeeping, expenses paid. Small salary. Let me jump on that.








Atlanta, GA
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/eat/kid/5003913323.html
As an Atlanta nanny, I beg of you, do not combine these two positions. Do not set this precedent. My boss had me baking cobbler and roasting hens last week. I can only hope I sufficiently f#cked it up.













http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/kid/5000601194.html
If this was planned by your church or girl scout troop. But some random spazz on CL attempting to collect girls 5-12 for an overnight pajama party sounds major sketchy.



















http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/kid/5001179621.html
Seriously, who would take this job? Who? You make $150 a week, but you can get a day job. If you can fit it in between 12 hour weekend days and the crushing daily schedule and floor mopping.



















Greensboro, SC
http://greensboro.craigslist.org/kid/4984625662.html
If you had a lawyer, wouldn't he/she tell you not to post this?









Lancaster, PA
http://lancaster.craigslist.org/kid/5005895712.html
I hope this chick is like 12.















Indianapolis, IN
http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/kid/4961170567.html
And this is how babies get stolen!











Phoenix, Arizona
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/kid/4998612344.html
Lady, stick to babysitting for friends and family















 http://phoenix.craigslist.org/cph/kid/4947475438.html
I'm gonna go ahead and suggest you prepare for more than just a little baby daddy drama.











Dallas, TX
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/kid/5006324778.html
6 days a week, nanny for 6 month old and housekeeping. Yeah, $900 a month sounds about right.












Shohola, PA
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/kid/4982463493.html
Do they seriously not realize they are describing modern day slavery? Slaves lived on their owners land too! Seriously!!

















Colorado Springs, CO
http://cosprings.craigslist.org/kid/4955880479.html
Consider yourself warned.















NYC Area
http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/kid/4998192394.html
I can see some underpaid nanny trying to supplement her wages.
http://cnj.craigslist.org/kid/5001239000.html
 I find it comical that the pay is $200 a week, with 'most' major holidays off. But hey, you get to drive an Escalade. Like a boss.


Ads of Ill Repute (formerly CL-WTF)


Full Time Nanny needed for Downtown Residence (Downtown Vancouver)
...."Salary: $1100 a month or negotiable, based on a 5 day work week, 35 hours a week. Evenings and weekends off"...





















Looking for a 1 in a million nanny (Hillsdale, NJ)
..."Looking for someone who speaks multiple language.
Looking for someone who can make balloon animals
Looking for someone who can do yoga..."

supernanny to the rescue (OC)
..."I love all ages of children, but to be honest my weight makes it hard to chase after a 3 year old."..
















Relaxed, ultra cool hipster nanny available weekends (Fresno)
...."I enjoy rythmic dance, oil painting, potter, ceramics, whittling and light carpentry"....






















Who am I? Steve Fudge Jobs? ???