Portland, Oregan
http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/dmg/5003022432.html
Uh, excuse me WHAT? You want someone to come live in your house and watch your kids FOR FREE, is this an advertisement seeking a homeless babysitter? Wtf. I need 24/hr care for a MONTH, no pay, no people or pets can see your children other than this 'live in babysitter'.. Um, wow. That's gonna cost you about $10,000, sir/ma'am.
http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/dmg/5002859057.html
Thanks for being 420 friendly I guess, but uh.. $10 an hour is way too little for someone that has to ARRIVE at 6am. :( Also, why even mention 420? .. It's so unnecessary.
http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/kid/5000450268.html
'United States' is code word for SCAM on Craigslist, fyi potential employer. Also, 20-25$ a day? Good luck with your abducted child.
http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/kid/5000338480.html
'Single Mom' is code word for 'cheap, probably drives a BMW though'. The reason you're having problems finding someone to watch your daughter for a swing shift position is you are not trying to pay fairly, I'm assuming. :D
http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/dmg/5003909494.html
No, I will NOT give out my private Face Book profile so you can stalk my personal beliefs! They have NOTHING to do with my work as a childcare provider, and why would you need it if the person caring for your kid will be in public, where you can see them the entire time!?
http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/dmg/5003798212.html
This doesn't sound sketchy AT ALL.
Bloomfield Hills, Michigan
Care.com Ad #1
Oneonta, NY
I've heard that before.
http://oneonta.craigslist.org/kid/4984648276.html
Ontario, CA
http://toronto.craigslist.ca/tor/kid/5000770993.html
"I see the clowns buying crack." Now that's a party.
Huntsville, AL area
http://huntsville.craigslist.org/kid/4997839825.html
Long hours, laundry, housekeeping, expenses paid. Small salary. Let me jump on that.
Atlanta, GA
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/eat/kid/5003913323.html
As an Atlanta nanny, I beg of you, do not combine these two positions. Do not set this precedent. My boss had me baking cobbler and roasting hens last week. I can only hope I sufficiently f#cked it up.
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/kid/5000601194.html
If this was planned by your church or girl scout troop. But some random spazz on CL attempting to collect girls 5-12 for an overnight pajama party sounds major sketchy.
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/kid/5001179621.html
Seriously, who would take this job? Who? You make $150 a week, but you can get a day job. If you can fit it in between 12 hour weekend days and the crushing daily schedule and floor mopping.
Greensboro, SC
http://greensboro.craigslist.org/kid/4984625662.html
If you had a lawyer, wouldn't he/she tell you not to post this?
Lancaster, PA
http://lancaster.craigslist.org/kid/5005895712.html
I hope this chick is like 12.
Indianapolis, IN
http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/kid/4961170567.html
And this is how babies get stolen!
Phoenix, Arizona
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/kid/4998612344.html
Lady, stick to babysitting for friends and family
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/cph/kid/4947475438.html
I'm gonna go ahead and suggest you prepare for more than just a little baby daddy drama.
Dallas, TX
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/kid/5006324778.html
6 days a week, nanny for 6 month old and housekeeping. Yeah, $900 a month sounds about right.
Shohola, PA
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/kid/4982463493.html
Do they seriously not realize they are describing modern day slavery? Slaves lived on their owners land too! Seriously!!
Colorado Springs, CO
http://cosprings.craigslist.org/kid/4955880479.html
Consider yourself warned.
NYC Area
http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/kid/4998192394.html
I can see some underpaid nanny trying to supplement her wages.
I find it comical that the pay is $200 a week, with 'most' major holidays off. But hey, you get to drive an Escalade. Like a boss.
