Ads of Ill Repute

We've had very few submissions for Ads of Ill Repute. Is this a feature to keep or to lose? What do you think?

http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/kid/5063546854.html

I don't know if this makes me sad because it exists or because it's Hoboken.
http://cnj.craigslist.org/kid/5069815357.html

Ads of Ill Repute, #7

What is this about? 
This feature started years ago when nannies looking for work and families looking for nannies came across disturbing ads on the internet. Sometimes the ads were funny or just too good to be true or required things not inline with quality childcare...like "busty nanny with penchant for rock climbing". If you come across any ads during the course of your week, please don't hesitate to send us the url (isynblog@gmail.com). We appreciate your submissions.





Milwaukee & Kalamazoo WI

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/kid/5046705630.html

"Maybe they intend to rigorously screen candidates, but I doubt it."
http://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/kid/5045705336.html

http://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/dmg/5050304234.html

Mobile, Alabama

High Standards. "I will buy you an ashtray".
http://mobile.craigslist.org/kid/5033404787.html

http://mobile.craigslist.org/dmg/5043254753.html

http://mobile.craigslist.org/dmg/5049318466.html

http://mobile.craigslist.org/dmg/5011315153.html

Phoenix, Arizona

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/cph/kid/5047212999.html

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/kid/5051025550.html

People capable of providing good care to babies don't work for $400 a month.
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/kid/5043600464.html

Not just any female. Come hither look appreciated?
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/dmg/5038597720.html

York, PA

http://york.craigslist.org/kid/5013571979.html

NYC area

Came across this while looking for a Sunday nanny for our family. Not to be rude, but my faughter would not be happy with Ana.
http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/kid/5044294954.html

Not only am I not paying a red cent for childcare and providing room only, but you will pay me $200 a month for said room!
http://newyork.craigslist.org/fct/kid/5049745140.html

http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/dmg/5051137973.html

New Mexico

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/kid/5012996409.html

Colorado Springs, CO

http://cosprings.craigslist.org/kid/5049792042.html

Personally, crunchy families annoy me.
http://boulder.craigslist.org/kid/5009695003.html

Ads of Ill Repute 2015, #6

Eugene, OR
http://eugene.craigslist.org/kid/5001012626.html
Are you kidding me? $200 per month? And on needs TLC because he just returned home after a year of being KIDNAPPED???

http://corvallis.craigslist.org/kid/5038952335.html
You can pay only $4 an hour. You provide a picture, his name, where you live and his likes and dislikes? WTH???

Portland, OR
http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/kid/5037581463.html
If you put pictures of yourself and your child on Craigslist and screw your sitter, don't expect she won't use them!

Redding, CA
http://redding.craigslist.org/kid/5030189355.html
Is there a shortage of nannies that I am unaware of?

Madison, WI
http://madison.craigslist.org/edu/5034579047.html

http://madison.craigslist.org/edu/5023237666.html

Rochester, MN 
http://rmn.craigslist.org/kid/5002088437.html
Wow. Not too much thought or care going into this!

http://rmn.craigslist.org/kid/5019072581.html
If I was scrolling ads looking for a newborn to steal...

Fayetteville, AR
http://fayar.craigslist.org/kid/5026138367.html
Desperate for a sitter, little to pay, so lets post pictures of both young children!

Hawaii
http://honolulu.craigslist.org/big/kid/4994825867.html
I swear I saw this ad on ISYN a few weeks back looking to live in some other city!

http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/kid/4982161104.html
When the US releases job numbers, do they count all the people who are working but can't afford childcare so they open up their tacky homes for slaves?  Because this is slavery. And we should all be very worried about this increasing epidemic. Also, "reply with a picture" WHAT???

Fort Myers, FL
http://fortmyers.craigslist.org/col/kid/4980582096.html
What kind of caregivers are so desperate they would take these indentured servant jobs???? Scary!

http://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee/kid/5020650469.html
Mom not offering any real pay except for a bonus when she has to leave town for 'a week or two' and leave you with her unfortunate children.

Jacksonville, FL
http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/dmg/5030510863.html
Your hands broken, freak?

http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/dmg/5027158047.html
Because who needs skills if you're hot?

http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/dmg/4998011472.html
If I have to chose between some cruddy room in a creepy house or making $50 an hour doing cruddy things for a creepy guy....

http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/kid/5040069319.html
Can't help but wonder what daycare has such a grueling selection process for a director!

NYC Area
http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/kid/5042059848.html
Agressive much?

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/kid/5041152506.html

If you've seen something that should be included, send it to isynblog@gmail.com. Thank you to all of you who sent in ads/comments.

Ads of Ill Repute, #4

Milwaukee, WI
http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/kid/5005248733.html
Totally delusional. 5/6 hours and $350 a week...in her home? Hells no.

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/kid/4987854985.html
Dude, you get what you pay for.

Washington DC
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/kid/5009295109.html
What is up with all of the pictures of other people's children???

>  http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/kid/4984417646.html
Yeah, I bet your former employers appreciated you putting their letter of reference on Craigs list, with all their contact info.

San Fransisco, CA
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/kid/4996267484.html
I renounce you based on your weird ad. What are you asking for? You prefer to make less money?

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/kid/4993581431.html
Nanny MD? How does one "Preparing for day sleeping"? Dr. Death?

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/kid/5010109277.html 
Every freaking time Brianna?

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/kid/5017231503.html
If advertising in the newspaper is de rigor, what is advertising on craigs list in the childcare section?

http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/kid/5009161591.html
Would it be a stretch to guess Ms. Anna's neighbors are less than thrilled?

http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/kid/5014939816.html
I wouldn't leave my child with someone who charged only $10 and that's before I even read the suspect back story of her last firing.

San Diego, CA
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/kid/5010358472.html
So, if we call it a stipend, we can pay whatever?

Raleigh, NC

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/kid/5014436772.html
Now, this I love. This should be a pinned post on every childcare board!!!
-I agree!! -JP, editor AIP

Portland, OR
http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/kid/5016485476.html
How lowlife does someone have to be to welch on their childcare bill?

New York
http://newyork.craigslist.org/wch/kid/5012568611.html
Generally speaking when you bissect the hell out of a work day, you don't pay $13 an hour.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/kid/5017848091.html
I saw this and just think it's nervy. She wants to live in, but will take one child only or two school aged children.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/kid/5003518759.html
Take off your shades and tell me why I want to listen to someone with "medium english skills" be talkative. PS Talkative is rarely a selling point!!

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/hss/4990646949.html
When your nanny refuses to clean. (1)...

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/hss/5016769503.html
When your nanny refuses to clean. (2)...

Philadelphia, PA
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/kid/5016967555.html
No. Just no.

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/kid/4999970987.html
 I don't know how you could live and work for free for a single dad with five kids and not get sucked in to giving considerably more hours. Sounds helluva dramatic.

Orange County, CA
http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/kid/4968114512.html
I can't even follow what this is.

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/kid/4960744445.html
I suggest she post at the soup kitchen, because I don't know any nanny that hungry.

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/kid/4977701107.html
Do these people realize that this is exactly what slavery was?

Santa Barbara, CA
http://santabarbara.craigslist.org/kid/4994840031.html
How desperate do you have to be for a nanny to accept this certain disaster of a situation?

Phoenix, Arizona
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/wvl/kid/5010174044.html
Multiple children, single mother, no pay, room and board only....in a 2 bedroom apartment.

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/hss/5017212776.html
Any household service. Nice.

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/hss/5003425132.html
The chances this ends up on Nancy Grace are medium to high.

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