Ads of Ill Repute 2015, #6

Eugene, OR
http://eugene.craigslist.org/kid/5001012626.html
Are you kidding me? $200 per month? And on needs TLC because he just returned home after a year of being KIDNAPPED???

http://corvallis.craigslist.org/kid/5038952335.html
You can pay only $4 an hour. You provide a picture, his name, where you live and his likes and dislikes? WTH???

Portland, OR
http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/kid/5037581463.html
If you put pictures of yourself and your child on Craigslist and screw your sitter, don't expect she won't use them!

Redding, CA
http://redding.craigslist.org/kid/5030189355.html
Is there a shortage of nannies that I am unaware of?

Madison, WI
http://madison.craigslist.org/edu/5034579047.html

http://madison.craigslist.org/edu/5023237666.html

Rochester, MN 
http://rmn.craigslist.org/kid/5002088437.html
Wow. Not too much thought or care going into this!

http://rmn.craigslist.org/kid/5019072581.html
If I was scrolling ads looking for a newborn to steal...

Fayetteville, AR
http://fayar.craigslist.org/kid/5026138367.html
Desperate for a sitter, little to pay, so lets post pictures of both young children!

Hawaii
http://honolulu.craigslist.org/big/kid/4994825867.html
I swear I saw this ad on ISYN a few weeks back looking to live in some other city!

http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/kid/4982161104.html
When the US releases job numbers, do they count all the people who are working but can't afford childcare so they open up their tacky homes for slaves?  Because this is slavery. And we should all be very worried about this increasing epidemic. Also, "reply with a picture" WHAT???

Fort Myers, FL
http://fortmyers.craigslist.org/col/kid/4980582096.html
What kind of caregivers are so desperate they would take these indentured servant jobs???? Scary!

http://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee/kid/5020650469.html
Mom not offering any real pay except for a bonus when she has to leave town for 'a week or two' and leave you with her unfortunate children.

Jacksonville, FL
http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/dmg/5030510863.html
Your hands broken, freak?

http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/dmg/5027158047.html
Because who needs skills if you're hot?

http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/dmg/4998011472.html
If I have to chose between some cruddy room in a creepy house or making $50 an hour doing cruddy things for a creepy guy....

http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/kid/5040069319.html
Can't help but wonder what daycare has such a grueling selection process for a director!

NYC Area
http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/kid/5042059848.html
Agressive much?

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/kid/5041152506.html

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Ads of Ill Repute 2015, #2

(formerly CL-WTF)

http://tallahassee.craigslist.org/kid/4918029378.html
"Screw you Marquita and your mind games!"

http://tallahassee.craigslist.org/kid/4934556226.html. 
"She is a very emotionally unstable, Extremely Racist, lazy, lying and very unprofessional woman. I mistakenly hired her for just only a week trial and she did not fulfill her duties the entire week'" 
(*One screen shot could not contain all this madness, to read the whole, visit the link above.)

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/kid/4996032647.html
"This mom's screening process is grueling. Sigh."

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/dmg/4993625638.html
"You don't want to pay fair, you'll be in the home, you have a TINY house, and you have 4 kids under 6 who you want to 'clean up after' themselves? Lady you should just learn to take care of your OWN kids, since what you're saying is you want your employee to incur all costs related to taxes, so you can reap the benefits. :)"

http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/kid/4995850633.html
"You ALSO want to 1099 (DHS 1099s regularly), and you can only afford 2.77 an HOUR?! You make WAY MORE off of those kids than that, so good luck with filling that job too!"

http://newyork.craigslist.org/stn/kid/4995766862.html
  "'You had me at Staten Island', said no person ever. Who would work for $375 a week in some ratty SI house where you probably share a bathroom with the whole tragic family?"

http://annapolis.craigslist.org/kid/4996112653.html
"I'm too sexy for this job"

http://gainesville.craigslist.org/kid/4976585357.html
 "Bitch please, $250 a week and you want me to be in shape? For $250, I'm counting on helluvalotta snacks, and I won't be moving like at all."

http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/kid/4945324888.html
"Because $100 a week would be too little"

http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/kid/4968860035.html
"The hell I will"

http://sarasota.craigslist.org/kid/4972076996.html
 Depending on which ad you look at, this guy has 2,3 or 4 kids of his own. And where are they while he's sewing and playing midnight manny?

http://okaloosa.craigslist.org/kid/4919080780.html
"Stacy, where are you? And why did you put a stop payment on this check?"

http://pensacola.craigslist.org/kid/4995449107.html
"Um,  $5 per kid & $10 per day?  So that equals ? Why don't you drive? And why don't you have custody of your daughter. Lots of red lights on this one"

http://visalia.craigslist.org/kid/4931302725.html
"You might want to bring a dictionary for that sit down"

http://capecod.craigslist.org/kid/4951422093.html
"But if he/she wants to earn actual money, they MIGHT be able to work in her restaurant"

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/kid/4989263516.html
"This is in the childcare forum. Can't imagine how this could possibly go wrong"

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/kid/4987219246.html
"don't get me wrong, he sounds great, if not too great? Those finishing, prep and Ivy league schools..was your path to mannydom deliberate? Is Dad okay with this?"

http://southjersey.craigslist.org/kid/4995219260.html
"Why not?"

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/kid/4986511360.html
"Clearly there were no warning signs that this might not work"

http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/4949893228.html
She stole your 6 year old's tooth fairy money. Be glad she didn't steal your six year old! No excuses for hiring a stranger with no background check! No sympathy for you!

http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/kid/4979452821.html 
"She soon will be having a criminal background"

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