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Saturday, May 1, 2010

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1) Babysitter Needed (Jersey Shore)
Hi, my name is Carlos. I am a 20 year old single father of a beautiful little girl who will be 2 in June. She is playful, loving, funny, adorable! Unfortunately her babysitter now can't babysit anymore ): So I'm looking for someone new with the same personality as her recent babysitter. ages {20-35}.. I work in Lakewood Monday-Friday 9-5. rates are $150-$200 bucks a week. pay is on Friday of every week. I'm looking for someone to care for her in mine or your home. preferably yours because i don't like my stuff broken or messy. I also don't just want you to be my babysitter, i want you to have a connection with her. If you are interested please e-mail me. Thank You
URL: http://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/kid/1715950713.html
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2) Babysitter/your home for 2 days (D.C.)
Saturday April first at 10am to Monday morning at school in hamilton at 8am ($40 if you cant bring him to school monday and we need to pick him up)
Need babysitter for 2 days for our 14 year old son. He would be perfectly well behaved. He likes to read childrens books, and ride a bike. He can be helpful.
Leesburg, purcellville, hamilton areas okay. We can provide his sack lunch for both days.
Plays well with all children 10 and over.
Can stay with a single woman, or married couple, or a family. We can drop him off.
URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/dmg/1712824947.html
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3) WANTED: Nanny/Maid (Seattle)
Family of 6, Waterfront house, 1 dog and 2 cats you will be taking care of. Do you work hard, can you clean and can do basic yard work? If so we will provide living arrangements and a salary. Must be trustworthy, clean and single we are hiring a nanny/maid not renting a room. You don't need to drive......just pass our screening and be drug free!! We are a good fun family.....would you like to be a part of it? Email us your thoughts and a photo of yourself. babeandstud@****
URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/dmg/1709621043.html
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4) Hiring Back up Provider for Tomorrow (Norfolk)
I own my own home childcare andI need a back up provider to come to my home tomorrow and watch the kids while I take my son to kindergarden registration. It should only be an hour or two. Please contact me asap. Jennifer 757-708-**** Thank you
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1710592940.html
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5) Friday night care NEEDED (Norfolk)
Hi. We are looking for a sitter for our children this Friday night in our home. Hours will be 7:30-1. Both kids will be in bed before we leave. We just need a responsible person there in case of an emergency. Must have own transportation. Experience with children 6 months and older a plus. Please email me today if you are interested!! Must interview today or tomorrow. Please include rates in your response. Thanks!!!
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1714055109.html
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6) URGENT!!! Baby sitter needed this weekend (Norfolk)
I really need a baby sitter this weekend. I had something setup and they cancelled at the last minute. This is for 2 children basically all weekend. My hours are crazy because I have to work two jobs and the weekend is the only time I make any money. Its friday 3pm to 11pm, sat 6am-11pm, and sun 6am to 10pm. I will consider at my house or at yours if you are interested please send me an e-mail. The pay is $165.00 for the whole weekend. possibly negotiable since this is a dire situation. Thanks!!
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1714906632.html
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7) Babysit an adorable 3yo and 9mo old! (D.C.)
Looking for an energetic, enthusiastic, friendly and patient person to both entertain, educate and take care of a 3 yr old boy and 1yr old girl.

Specifically need assistance starting today (4/25)!

If possible, seeking to set up a regular standing commitment for any portion or all of the following schedule:

Saturdays, Sundays during the day (6-8 hrs) and several weeknights (6:30-9:30) for the next month or two.

Not located near Metro stop so must be able to provide own transportation - either local living within walking distance OR have a car.

Flexible and open to last minute requests concerning availability via texting. Ability to teach piano/keyboard and/or conversational Spanish a plus! Students are encouraged! Please send resume and references just to learn more about you.
URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/dmg/1709260492.html
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8) ISO babysitter for tonight (Tulsa)
My sister surprised me with tickets to see Blue October tonight, but I need to find a sitter. I am needing someone from about 7:30pm- about 10pm (another friend can come stay with them at that point). Name your price! I have a 2 year old little girl and a 3.5 year old little boy. They will already be in jammies, and may already be asleep. Please call 449-****. Thanks! Sarah
URL: http://tulsa.craigslist.org/kid/1716563773.html
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9) Need Mother's Helper Tomorrow (Must Have College Degree) (D.C.)
Looking for mother's helper tomorrow (Saturday) from 9:30 am - 5:30 p.m. Need loving, patient woman who can help with sweet child with (non-medical) special needs. $15/hour. MUST HAVE COMPLETED, FULL BACHELOR'S DEGREE. Please do not write in if you do not have this. Also, must have 3 references I can check. In Wheaton area. Thanks!
URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/dmg/1717429622.html
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10) Date night sitter wanted (Norfolk)
Want sitter this fri night 930pm-230am. Have 2 kids and they will be in bed upon your arrival so work load is next to none. You can watch tv, use internet whatever just so long as you peep in on kids every once in while. Help yourself to anything in fridge or pantry. Must be non-smoker, have references and be ok with nanny cams. 606**** thanks ***Doing interviews today***!
pay is neog.
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1714288825.html
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11) EXTREME NEED OF CHEAP BABYSITTER (Norfolk)
HEY THERE MY NAME IS LAURA, IM A 19 YEAR OLD NAVY WIFE. IM TRYING TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL. ITS EXTREMELY HARD WITH 2 CHILDREN ON MY HANDS. IM IN NEED OF A BABYSITTER ABOUT 3 TIMES DURING THE WEEK DAYS AND ONCE ON THE WEEKENDS. I HAVE A BOY NAMED CAMERON AND HE IS 19 MONTHS OLD AND I HAVE A DAUGHTER THAT IS 9 MONTHS OLD AND HER NAME IS SERENA. SHE WAS BORN 3 MONTHS EARLY. WHICH CAUSED ME AND HER TO HAVE TONS OF MEDICAL BILLS. SHE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL FOR A MONTH AFTER SHE WAS BORN. THATS WHY I ASK FOR A CHEAP BABYSITTER. SO IF YOU CAN HELP PLS CONTACT ME AT 314-540-**** OR MY E-MAIL...Cowgurlatchison@**** THANX FOR YOUR TIME AND PATIENCE. HOPE TO HERE FROM YOU SOON!!!
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1708733314.html
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12) ISO childcare ASAP (Norfolk)
My childcare quit on me last minute and I work tommorow.....I need to find someone asap....I need care for my son who'll be 3 in june ,I only work a few times a week usually 10am-3pm or 11am-2pm ,weekends my hubbys got him .....I'd like someone to come here if possible (you can bring ur kiddo and I have a playground right outside my front door) if not must live in a decent driving distance I live at yorktown naval weapon station and work at PH mall ......heads up I only make min. wage so as much as I would like to pay more I simply can't ,it wouldn't be worth working otherwise ..but its a good way for a stay at home home to make a few extra dollars please call 808457**** asap thanx a bunch
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1709652796.html
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13) looking for babysitter for tonight (Norfolk)
i am looking for a female to sit and watch my kids for a few hours this evening if ur interested hit me up
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1708167552.html
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14) Need a sitter 4 tonight (Norfolk)
9:21PM (Note the time - MPP)
I am looking 4 an overnight sitter 4 my 4 yr old boy and 2 1/2 yr old girl. If you can assist me, please contact me via email or 757232****
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1708770814.html
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15) LIVE-IN PROVIDER WANTED (Sacramento)
PLEASE READ CAREFULLY BEFORE CALLING and PLEASE DON"T RESOND IF YOUR"E NOT INTERESTED> KEEP YOUR NEGATIVITY TO YOURSELF.
I am looking for a live-in provider for my baby girl. I have a 11, 5, 2 and 5 month old daughter. I already have a provider for the other 3 girls, but she needs help with the newborn. If you are willing to work TOGETHER with her on ONE ACCORD, NO ARGRUING.
You will be caring for the baby from 7am to 12noon. The rest of the day will be yours to do as you please. Room and board is provided at no cost to you, along with meals.
please free to contact me at: (916) 459-****. My name is LYNN
URL: http://sacramento.craigslist.org/kid/1718233218.html

16) LIVE-IN PROVIDER NEEDED (Sacramento)
I have 4 daughters. 11, 5, 2 and 5 months. They are well tooken care of by our provider, but she can use a litte help. I need someone to assist her with caring for the newborn from 7am to 12pm. This is a live-in position, so if this is'nt what your'e looking for, please don't watse your time or mines. My name is LYNN. I can be reached at (916) 459-****
URL: http://sacramento.craigslist.org/kid/1718246284.html
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17) Childcare Needed (Colorado Springs)
Hi I am looking for someone to watch my two children who are 7 & 8 years old. I am going to be starting a new part time job and the schedule will be Sat. & Sun. from 5:30 a.m. to 2 or 3 p.m. and Mondays from 2:30 - 10:30 p.m.. They don't get out of school until 2:30 so they would need to be picked from there, until school is out and then it will be from 1:30 -10:30 on Mondays. I can't afford more than $150 a month for both of them. I am a single mom and I can't afford more than that or it just wouldn't be worth going back to work for any more money than that. If you are interested and this would work out for you please send me an e-mail. It would be at my home, so it is easier for them.
URL: http://cosprings.craigslist.org/kid/1713384584.html
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18) 6mo little girl - Needing a babysitter (Colorado Springs)
Hey! My name is Chelsea. My little girl Makenna will be 6 months May 3rd & let me tell you, they grow up way to fast! I've been interviewing with the local prision for a position to be working in the dietary department and am looking for reasonable child care. Plus, my work schedule will vary. They did state I would never work before 6 am and after 8 pm which my husband will be available around 5 or 530. I'm hesitant about day cares because of all the illnesses going around and it's very costly. We also just moved here outside of gate 3 (from Ft. Carson) in January from Kentucky. My husband works 530a.m.-5p.m. typically, he's in the Army so he doesn't have a "set" schedule either. I have a neighbor that offered to watch Makenna while I work until my husband gets off and charge me $90 a week. I am looking for someone that could do it for less..My husband is only an E-2 so our income isn't that high. Just figured I would ask! Thanks =) -Chelsea
URL: http://cosprings.craigslist.org/kid/1713960790.html
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19) Summer Nanny Needed (Atlanta)
Hello! Thank You for viewing my post.
I am currently a nanny for a family and I will be finishing up my degree this summer and will not be able to nanny for them during that time. I am looking for someone to temporarily fill my position for the months of June 1st - July 31st. The baby is a 5 month old little girl, she just turned 5 months last Monday, she is a very happy and energetic baby she loves to babble and loves to interact and be close to you, we have a schedule that we abide to everyday that consists of 30 minute arm and leg exercises twice during the day, and 15 minutes play mat and baby Mozart time three times a day just so she can calm down and possibly nap, tummy time for 15 minutes twice during the day, picture and color recognition for 10 minutes twice a day to stimulate her and see what colors she responds to and gets happy with, and my duties other than taking care of her is just to make sure she is happy and make sure the house is picked up and make sure there is nothing laying around that needs to be put away occasionally folding her clothes and putting them away and making sure the dishes are kept clean.... the ideal hours would be 9:00/9:30 - 5:00/5:30... and the family pays weekly and is willing to pay $180 a week, so we are ideally looking for someone close to or in Alpharetta. If you have any further questions please feel free to e-mail me and i will respond to you within a day. Again Thank you for considering my post.
URL: http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/kid/1715167586.html
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20) Babysitter (California)
MUST LIVE IN VISALIA....... MON THRU FRIDAY 4:30 TO 5:30 SATURDAYS 10AM TO 2PM FOR THESE HOURS I PAY $20 A WEEK

IF THINGS CHANGE TO 4:30 TO 9PM MON THROUGH FRI AND ON SATURDAY 10AM TO 2PM I WILL PAY $60 A WEEK.

CARE WILL BE AT MY HOUSE, FOR A 1 1/2 YEAR OLD, THERE ARE TWO OTHERS 6 AND 7 YEARS THAT CAN TAKE CARE OF THEMSELFS AND EVEN HELP WITH THE BABY.

PLEASE CALL 624-**** IF INTRESTED
URL: http://visalia.craigslist.org/lab/1709908117.html
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21) Summer babysitter wanted (Dallas)
I am looking for a sitter to watch my three smaller children at home during the summer. They are 10,6, and 4. Must be at least 18 and have references and your own transportation. The dates would be from the second week of June to the middle of August before school starts. I do ask for someone who doesn't do drugs or party too hard. I am looking for a local sitter in Denton. I will not be able to drop them off since I commute to Irving to work. I am still working on my budget, so please email me how much you would charge. I am hoping to pay $200 plus I will provide all meals and snacks for you as well as the children. That includes drinks such as cokes, which are very expensive. You will not need to have to make the kids do chores. Nor will you have to do any dishes or laundry. I will handle all the house keeping when I get home. I do have two very friendly dogs, so you must be ok with dogs as well. I will make sure they are fed and that meals are prepared in advance to be heated up. I can also give you extra groceries if you need it, since I am a thrifty shopper. The days would be Tuesday-Friday from 7:30AM - 6:00 PM at the latest. Please email me if interested.
URL: http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/kid/1714900100.html
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22) $5/hr for special needs child
Looking for a special person who would like to spend time with an active 3 year old-only child. I just need some time to do errands or relax or work out (1 time a week; possibly every other week). My sweet boy has trouble "playing" by himself, so we would like you to help him with imaginative play. It would also be great if you played gross-motor games on nice days outside as well as fine motor when it is a rainy day. He doesn't like to sit and color, so a new face may be able to "encourage" this. I am looking for someone that is working towards a OT or PT degree, with a background with children who have "impulsive" tendencies.
URL: unknown
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23) Occasional overnight childcare needed (Norfolk)
Hi! My name is Alaina. I have a 1 year old son named Jack. My husband is currently on deployment but I still like to have my "girl's night out" every now and again. For the most part I'm looking for someone to come to my house and sit on the couch at night while my son is asleep, just incase he wakes up. You may or may not need to get up with him in the morning and feed him breakfast. He's a sweet boy, very smart and well behaved. I'm looking to pay 20$ for late night and 30-40$ overnight, depending on what time I'm back the next day. It's an easy gig, I have tons of movies and things to do to keep you busy while my son is asleep. Or you're more than welcome to go to sleep yourself, just turn the baby monitor on. If this sounds like something you would be interested in, please call me to set up an interview. 757-639-**** Thank you! Have a great day :)
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1709735826.html
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24) I am an evening student willing to babysit in my home for $2 an hr (Pittsburgh)
HI, I am available to babysit for you in the mornings and afternoons in my latrobe home for only $2 an hour so if you are looking for a babysitter just email me back. It does not matter how many days or hours. Just not after 6 on week days. Weekends anytime.
URL: http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/kid/1713640198.html
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25) Summer Nanny needed - travel? (Florida)
How would you like a free vacation to Florida? This would be perfect for single mom's or someone looking to get away for the summer: let's talk if you are interested, but basically I'm looking for live in child care for about 6 - 8 weeks from the end of June until the second week of August- you can come down from Memorial Day until ?? - you get to use a car, your own room, and food plus get to visit Disney, Sea World and the beach, and you get weekends off to explore on your own, or hang out with us as we visit the coast and key west.

There is a pool and you can lounge around the pool all day, fix sandwiches and snax as needed: there is a park across the street where you can turn loose the kids- they are a girl (9) and a boy (7).

We can talk about details, but like I said this could be the perfect job for a single mom looking to get away for awhile- or just someone who wants to explore a new state; Anyway let's talk- send me an email. Thanks.
URL: unknown
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26) Mother's Helper part time needed (Seattle)
I am looking for a part time helper who can come and help with my children and my household. I would like about 6 hours Thurs and Tuesday and 4 or so Wed and Friday. Basically I need some one to do the things any mom would be doing if she were home with her kids and the house....ie helping with school work, basic pick up, dishes, laundry and meal prep and so on. I can pay $400 a month for the help. I live in Tacoma near parks and near buslines and the freeway. I would like to have some one who can stay with me long term. My children are tweens and preschool.
If you have a small child you may bring them with you. 253 212 ****
URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/dmg/1715385939.html
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27) Looking for in home childcare (Norfolk)
I'm possibly looking for someone to begin watching my 2 year old son around or on May 24th. This is a long term position. Hours will be from 10 am to 9 pm or so, Mon- Fri for the first 11 weeks. My hours after that will change. (this also depends on when my husband gets home from work and whether or not he is deployed. If he is home he usually gets off of work around 430 and is back to our apartment by 5 or 6.) I will pay biweekly. At first, pay cannot and will not exceed 70 dollars a week (money is very tight for us right now.) Once I get on my feet with my job and I see you are doing well it could very well increase. If this is something you are interested in please email me so I can begin talking with you. If I think you sound like a good fit we can set up a day to meet and such! =) If I don't reply right away do not be alarmed; I am waiting on a phonecall from my prospective employer. Hope to hear from someone, thanks! :)
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1712797683.html
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28) Nanny needed ASAP! Early a.m. (Las Vegas)
Hello!
We are need of a nanny starting Monday May 3rd.
The position starts at 4:30 am here at our home, care does not start until the children wake up, around 7 am or so.
We have 3 children, but you mainly care for 1 (5 month old) all day.
Our 10 year old needs to be dropped off at 8:30 am, then we have a 3 year old that needs to be dropped off at preschool thereafter. The preschool is on Vegas Drive and Rampart in Summerlin also.
Then, we have a 5 month old that requires care until my husband or I come home (around 4 to 5 pm.)
The 10 year old walks home and the 3 year old can be picked up by myself, or you, whichever you prefer.

Daily care for our 5 month old would include cloth diapering (not as bad as you think), feeding, no bathing (unless you absolutely have to) and walks or outside play every other day or when it's comfortable.
Please don't run errands all day or have anyone over. (We had a bad experience with a gal that had her boyfriend over all the time.)
Light housekeeping and some food preparation is required.
The children are on a schedule so it's not hard to figure out what to do with them while they are getting ready.
I don't require degrees or certifications, although CPR/First Aid would be nice, but to be honest, being caring, kind and having a lot of common sense is what we need.
Pay is negotiable and starts at $220 paid weekly depending on experience (This is a Monday to Friday position.) For the first few months I am going to have some family around in May and June, so there's a bit of help around.
I will conduct a background check and reference check.
If this sounds like a fit for you, please e-mail me immediately so we can meet with you!
Lauren :-)
URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/kid/1716541982.html
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29) Reliable Nanny needed (Wisconsin)
Large ex-military family looking for a nanny from the hours of 7:15 a.m. til 5:15 p.m. Monday through Friday. My husband and I have two boys; a 2-year-old who will be 3 in July, and a 16-month-old. We have recently completed our military career and have returned to Wisconsin from several states in several years.

We are currently in transition from an apartment home in Menomonee Falls to the purchase of a single family home which will be in the Browndeer area of Wisconsin with a closing date of early to mid-May.

The highest hourly wage we can offer at this time is $5.50 for both boys not individually. It would be 50 hours per week on a constant basis. We love our boys dearly and we are looking for an individual we can trust to teach and care for our boys. An individual whom is extremely reliable as we are starting our new careers. Of course with both parents starting new careers at the same time we expect little to no time off and would have to have someone punctual and reliable.

We are extremely fair individuals and as we receive increases in pay and can wrap our heads around our new mortgage we will increase the wage of our nanny accordingly. This person will not be an employee but an extended part of our family as we are entrusting them with our most beloved possession.

Our boys are used to having a stay at home mom which is why we would prefer someone coming to us instead of taking them to a day care facility. With the change of traveling, to actually staying put, it is a huge change for us. We are so excited to be planted somewhere permanently. With the changes of the move and exit from military life, it will be a hectic transition month. It will be a challenge, and we are looking for someone to accept it.
URL: unknown
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30) Weekend Daycare (Madison)
Although I have wonderful weekday daycare, I am in search of an occasional sitter/daycare on the weekends. This is rare, but I sometimes work everyother weekend or once a month. I have to be at work on Park St at 615am and done at 7pm. If you are interested please email jenmic32@****. I am not seeking a nanny or an over priced sitter. I currently pay $30 per day.
Thank you, Jennifer
URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/1708897223.html

* Response from CL readers:

31) RE: weekend daycare... $30 for 11 hours? LOL (Madison)
I understand that single moms have a challenge to pay for childcare, yet do you really think ANYONE would want to care for your child for that little amount? To get up and be at your house that early, spend 11 hours with your child and lose their weekend for under $3.00 an hour? You say you don't want an overpriced sitter, yet you will pay so little for a sitter? Have fun checking out the drug addicts references!!
URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/1709133072.html

32) LOL - Do your Math (Madison)
No wonder you are so offended. You can't add. You would be even more so if you could. Maybe you should get off the crack.
URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/1709226718.html

* OP's reply to angry CL readers:

33) RE: weekend sitter police (Madison)
I currently have 3 fantastic people willing to provide care for this price, first of all. I am looking for a back up. Second, I don't expect to only pay $30 per day, just giving an idea of where I am at instead of wasting the time of those asking for 10-15 per hour. Third, I was a provider for the last year and half and it is NOT unreasonable for someone uncertified to provide care for this rate. Forth, I will take my child to someone's home that is appropriate, as I already do. Fifth, if you aren't interested, don't do it. GET A LIFE!!! And for your info, I already have 3 offers.
URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/1709224680.html
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PT/FT Nanny/Helper-NOW-Permanent job & Holidays-$1000/mo (West Madison) Do YOU have the skills? Do YOU NEED extra $$$ money? Can YOU start NOW? PT/FT --$1000plus/month guaranteed income---EXTRA $$$ with increased hours Dec. 21- Jan.5. We are seeking Permanent PT/FT Nanny(30-35 hours/week) "Home helper" now, in our home NOW, AND extra hours (50-55 hours/week) during the HOLIDAYS-Dec. 21- Jan.5. Seeking live in or live out Nanny for long term, salaried position, for 2 adorable toddler/preschool age. We are looking for: 1. A RELIABLE, ON TIME, nurturing nanny, who is a serious professional working with children. 2. Who clearly enjoys being with children, can keep them on a good schedule, 3. Is a "natural" at being a "mommy" who can play, train and clean up after each activity; who can assist potty training, and teaching little ones to clean up after themselves, brush teeth, and other typical developmental skills--a GOOD ROLE MODEL. 4. Can do light housekeeping throughout the day, like a mom, cleaning while the kids play and nap. 5. The "Home helper" part of job is about 8-10 hours/week doing cleaning, laundry, meal prep, shopping, errands (about 25/hours/week with kids). 6. Very good if you are a mom, or naturally have GOOD ORGANIZATIONAL & CLEANING SKILLS--homemaking skills. PLEASE apply, and be part of our family for the Holidays and LONG TERM. WE will WELCOME YOU! Please describe your experience, licensing etc with toddler/preschool age. Have references ready. This is a permanent position, a "salaried" position, based on experience, skills,references etc. Hourly wage $7-$11/hour; RAISES-after 2-3 months based on abilities, being on time, reliability, skills, and the # of months you work. Holiday Hours needed between Dec. 22-Jan 4: 6 hours Christmas Eve (Day), Christmas Day (or a few hours Christmas early evening), Dec.26 & 27th, New Year's Eve, New Year's day-4 hours, Saturdays 4-6 hours,Friday evenings, 3-4 "over nights". During the Week days, that is Mon-Friday--Afternoons 12 PM-5 PM and/or Week day evenings-- Dec. 23- Jan 4, 3-4 evenings 5:30-midnight. ***Seeking a 6 month commitment.*** HOURS NOW: Saturdays, Fri evenings, Mon-Thurs,either AM or PM; about 30-35 hours/week. EMAIL and contact---if you can do any of these hours on a regular basis, contact 608-359-****--be ready to start asap. Must be west side, own transportation.
Original URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/899449134.html
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Babysitter needed on Forest Ave (Ridgewood - Btwn Catalpa & 68th)
I am a looking for someone to come into my home and take care of my daughter who is 7.5 months. The rate is 700 - 720 A MONTH. The hours will be from 6:30 am to 3:30 on Mondays and Fridays. 6:30 - 4:30 Tuesday, Wednesdays, and Thursdays. We are looking for a warm and loving person who is dedicated and energetic to keep up with a growing baby. We would like a mature person, no students, experience working with a baby. References will be requested, as well as a bankground check. You must be punctual and reliable. We are not asking you to clean or cook. Just take care of her, play with her, clean her bottles when needed, and ensure that she is paid attention to during the day. We would like a SINCERE person, jovial, and someone who would like to talk to her and sing for her while at play. She needs a lot of stimulation since she is now beginning to crawl. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY. All major holidays off, and they are not paid. Pay is every two weeks in cash. Call 347-721-**** after 5:30 p.m only, not before. Or e-mail me with your contact information.
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/kid/899780354.html
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Babysitter/Nanny needed in my home (Murfreesboro)
My husband and I are looking for that special person to keep our 1 year old daugher in our home. We need someone Monday through Friday from 9:30 till about 4:00. There will be days that we will work from home and you would have that day off. We are also looking for someone who can do very light house cleaning...the pay is $150 a week and you will get paid regardless of the number of days you work. If you have a child, it's fine to bring him/her along. I look forward to hearing from you.
Original URL: http://nashville.craigslist.org/kid/873386649.html
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Sitter needed ASAP (Newark)
Hello, I am a mother of 2 (2yr old and 4mnth old) I had a sitter who was watch my childer for $75 a week total. I know that is not a lot but she was a family friend doing us a favor. She is no longer able to watch my children and I need a sitter bad. I work full time in Totowa but live in Newark. I don't have a lot of money and I don't qualify for Programs for Parents or any other type of assistance. If there is anyone in the area with reasonable rates or a stay at home mother who would like to earn some extra money please respond. I really can not afford to lose my job because I do not have a sitter for my kids. Thank you, Mother Really In Need!
Original URL: http://newjersey.craigslist.org/kid/892833935.html
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CHILD CARE NEEDED IN MY HOME 4 DAYS A WEEK (West Pensacola-near nas)
I am looking for child care IN MY HOME ONLY for my 5 month old daughter. She is a well behaved, easy going baby! Mon-Thurs 7 am - 2pm. Must be a non-smoker, CPR and or first aid certified or willing to take class (I will pay), ok with dogs, willing to do min. of light house cleaning (cleaning up after my daughter, her laundry, and wash bottles), pay is 20 a day or if willing to sweep and do dishes 25 a day. Extra hours are avaiable on a regular basis at 5 dollars an hour. I am a single mom and a full time student, this pay is all I can afford. If you are interested in an interview please call and leave a message with a little about yourself and I will get back to you, serious interest only please, all requirements listed above are a must!!! Thank you Loretta 850-501-****
Original URL: http://pensacola.craigslist.org/kid/886571326.html
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Nanny needed for New Year (madison wi)
hello there, i am currently taking care of a little girl 3 days a week (7 hours a day) for $100/week. however i need someone to replace me starting in the new year. please email if interested or need more info. thanks!
Original URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/891912629.html
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BABYSITING WHEN EVER (fremont/union city/newark)
My name is Crystal . I take care of my sister 2 kids and looking to babysit job .I go to chabot collgeg. . love to help out . I know some of you mother or father need to work or just get out for a day,evening. I have experienced with babysiting chilren. I been babysiting sine i was 15 year old. I'm 28 year old now. so if you need a babysit then give me call. $8 hour per child.
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Sierra

By Feature Writer Rebecca Nelson Lubin
I met Sierra in 1997 when I arrived for my meet the children interview for what was to be my first full time Nanning job. She was four years old, with blond hair cut short like a boy’s, huge brown eyes and a tiny little body barely grown beyond the perfect roundness of toddlerhood. She lived with her sister Willow, a lanky five-year-old with equally huge brown eyes, and her dad Jim, who was raising them alone after a divorce. Being a transplanted New Yorker, I couldn’t quite grasp the concept of a Single Dad, but hey, this was San Francisco. Things were different out west, even though I was quite certain that had my dad been left to raise me alone in the 70’s, he would have surely lost me before a week went by.

My first day with Sierra was a bust. I should have been warned that she was a Scorpio with a spirit filled with pure fire, but I might have declined the position had I known what was in store for me. I managed to get her out of her pajamas after breakfast, but could not convince her to get dressed for preschool. For three hours I pleaded and cajoled and sweated that I would be let go on my very first day of being a full time Nanny while she sat and screamed at me in defiance, clad only in GAP extra small purple checkered underwear, occasionally standing up to yell “Go Away!” and whack her head against her armoire doors in anger. She soon had a large red welt on her defiant little forehead.

Jim poked his head in the doorway of her room and smiled.

“Don’t worry,” he said, “you’re being tested.”

I was indeed. But I held my ground – for weeks – and Sierra evened out eventually when she saw I wasn’t going to cave. We grew very close very quickly. I would arrive at her house at 6:45 each morning and tiptoe upstairs to find her and her sister curled up with their dad in his bed, the three of them all sleepy with messy hair. He would carry them to the breakfast table where Sierra would promptly hide her vitamins under her napkin and Jim would read to the girls from the New York Times while they munched on orange slices and competed on who would feed him his pills. I learned slowly over those first weeks that Jim, aged 58, suffered from a heart condition. He had had a heart attack a few years back and confided in me during my first weeks that he feared he would not be around long enough to walk his girls down the aisle at their weddings, but he hoped to at least see them thorough college graduation. I quickly grew devoted to the three of them.

At four, Sierra attended afternoon preschool, so we had all morning to play. She would dress herself in something cute and frilly, put on her little bunny fur coat, slide on sunglasses and suggest, “shall we go to a café?”

I accompanied them that first summer to their house in the Hamptons. Sierra would creep into my bed in the middle of the night and sleep all snuggled up with me, whispering in my ear, “I love you so much.” My heart felt full.

My heart would sink when I had to chaperone her between her parents. We would fly back to San Francisco mid summer so she could spend two weeks with her Mom, and she cried to leave her Dad. She would then cry all over again at SFO, when she had to leave her Mom. It tore me apart to see her so sad. It seemed that her young existence was a never-ending series of saying goodbye to one of her parents. During the school year, when she came back to her Dad’s house on Sunday nights, I would help him prep for a welcoming environment for his girls: a warm fire crackling, fresh apples in a bowl on the coffee table and ice cream at the ready. He would sit with his girls in front of the fireplace and read to them and soothe them until bedtime. He made such a special home for them.

By the time Sierra was turning seven, I had a hard decision to make. I needed to make more money, and my job, with both the kids in school full time, was really becoming a part time position. There was no way I could ask for a raise. I had to give my notice. My last night was on Sierra’s seventh birthday. There was fire in her eyes when she told me that she knew I was leaving on her “birthday night.” We took a picture of the girls and me that last night, and she refused to sit next to me. She sat on the far side of her sister Willow, with the hood of her sweatshirt pulled up, arms crossed against her chest, looking pissed.

I babysat for them sporadically over the next two years, and attended their holiday parties, and loved them from afar. I was Nanning on Oahu in February of 2003 when Jim called me to say they were coming there for vacation. We all had dinner, during which nine year old Sierra asked me what my plans were for when I returned to California.

“We don’t have a Nanny,” she said pointedly, “and we only need part time. Can you do that?”

I looked at Jim.

“Seriously?”

“Sure.” He said.

And so I came back.

Sierra and Willow were living half time with both parents at this point so Jim’s needs for a Nanny was only a handful of nights a week and several weekend days a month. I could easily accommodate them along with my full time job and I was so happy to be back. The girls were growing up to be such beautiful little ladies, with crazy long legs and whip smart little minds. I planned and oversaw their birthday parties, took them on clothes shopping excursions and for haircuts.

“Do you think I look like a boy?” Sierra asked me at ten, looking in the salon mirror at the results of her latest pixie cut.

“I think you look beautiful,” I said, and took her for hot chocolate.

“Your son is so cute,” a women cooed to us five minutes later in the coffee shop and Sierra flipped up the hood of her sweatshirt over her hair and shot me one of her looks filled with fire.

“That’s it. I’m growing it out.”

They moved over the bridge to Marin that year Sierra was ten, and it was great to have them living only ten minutes from my home in Mill Valley. Long past the years when I would spend the summer with them back east, I still packed them up every June and shipped what they needed to New York, and brought their dog to the airport in his crate. I would drive back to the airport in San Francisco towards the end of August to welcome them home. But the summer of 2004, only the girls came back. Jim had suffered a second heart attack in Sagaponack, and remained in the hospital in New York after a grueling quadruple bypass. He would need some time to recover before he came home, so the girls began their school year without him, staying for a month with their Mom. I was so relieved when he came back to their home in Tiburon, and their life as a little family resumed. Everything went back to normal. I oversaw Sierra’s 11th birthday sleepover that November, helped them set up their Christmas Tree in December, and worked with Jim on putting together all the family photographs in huge leather albums – he was always in a hurry to have everything organized for his girls, and their memories were no exception.

“I want them to be able to remember everything when I am gone,” He would say, sitting beside me and passing me pictures to tape on the pages.

“Aw Jim,” I would say, “that won’t be for a long time!”

But life was certainly changing, and fast. Willow at thirteen was, well, willowy, tall and slim and beautiful. Sierra was shocked one afternoon in the dressing room at JCrew to discover that she suddenly needed a bra.

“You better come in here,” she yelled out, angry. She was still a total tomboy, even though her old pixie cut was grown out to her shoulders.

“I think we’d better go to the lingerie department at The Gap.” I said, and it made me almost tearful to see her picking out sports bras. I still had a picture of her in my head at four years old in the little baby underwear on my first day with her.

On the way home she asked me to tell her dad I had brought her a bra. She was too embarrassed to tell him herself.

At twelve she grew taller than me. She enjoyed laying her arm across the top of my head and mocking my short stature. She called me “Beccy Boo.” She still liked to talk with me about anything, and lie on the couch with her arm entwined with mine watching movies, and laugh at me from across the dinner table. She was still a delightful little girl.

Then, everything changed with her 13th birthday. She grew surly and secretive. Her entire life revolved around her cell phone and computer, constantly texting and chatting with her friends. She was rude to her father, and shouted at him with a fire I hadn’t seen in her since she was a small child, still reeling from her parent’s divorce. She was rude to me, and the weekend I babysat for her right before she turned fourteen still ranks as one of the worst weekends of my life. She snuck friends over and I grounded her, and when, chastised, she tearfully asked me if I was going to tell her father I replied,

“No. You are.”

After I made her write out all her crimes in a letter to her dad we sat and had a long talk.

“What kind of person do you want to be?” I asked her.

She thought about that one for a while, and her behavior slowly evened out. As the school year wound down, she was full of excitement. 8th grade graduation was around the corner, and she had been accepted to attend the same boarding school as her older sister. The entire family would be moving to Santa Barbara at the beginning of the summer. The last Sunday in May of 2008, I sat with Jim, finishing up the photo albums. It was our next to last weekend before they moved and we spent time talking over ten years of stringing Christmas lights together and watching his girls grow up. Sierra rushed in to show us a beautiful white dress she had bought to wear to her graduation ceremony.

“Dada can I get new shoes too?” she asked as I got up to leave.

I hugged them both and said, “I love you guys. See you next week. The last week I work as your nanny!”

“You’ll have to visit us in Santa Barbara!” Jim called out as I left.

And then, the next day, he died.

It was a third heart attack that did him in, while he power walked at Crissy Field, just after dropping Sierra off at school. I was in shock. In tears, I remembered our conversations when Sierra was four and he mused that he just wanted enough time to see her through college graduation. It seemed so cruel that he didn’t even make to see her graduate eighth grade.

I went with his close friends to the hospital where they had taken his body to say goodbye. He still wore his watch, and I sadly removed it from his wrist to give to the girls. He had worn it everyday that I had known him, so surely there must have been some good energy in that leather band. I kissed his cold forehead and vowed to always be there for his girls, and then I pulled myself together and drove to Tiburon to see them.

They were laying together on Sierra’s bed, looking pale and totally in shock. I didn’t know what to say. There really wasn’t anything to say. I just sighed and lay down with them and held their hands.

The next week passed in a blur. I rushed to their house every night after work, and we pulled out all those photo albums Jim had had me put together, and watched all the family videos that he had had me edit. He certainly knew what he was doing when he organized all those memories for them. There was a memorial service, and Sierra wore the white dress that she had bought only four days before for her graduation. She stood up and spoke of her father, and read a poem that she had written about him, and she was so poised and gracious that I cried all the more. I was proud of her fortitude. That old fire she had always possessed was going to see her through this, the early loss of her father, this horrible tragedy of her childhood. I went to her graduation party that Friday night and found myself wishing that I could just turn back time and bring her father back to her. Like that scene in the movie Superman where Lois Lane dies in the earthquake and Superman, overcome with grief actually flies up into the sky and around the earth with enough force to make our planet spin backwards on it’s axis until he has reversed time to right before Lois dies, and he saves her. I wanted to be able to do that for Sierra, and I felt powerless with the fact that I was only human, and I could change nothing. I could only be there for her, and give her whatever support she needed, and let her know that that would never change.

And that has been the basis of our relationship ever since.

It’s been brutal at times, wishing so much that you could bring back the only person that a little girl needs in her life. It’s been amazing at times to find the exact words she needs to hear to make sense of the direction that life has taken her, how in an instance she went from being a protected and highly parented child living with a father who adored her to a teenager adrift, navigating an uncertain life in a dorm room in a new school in a new town with new friends who never knew her devoted father, never knew her life “before.” Her face seemed worn the first time she visited San Francisco, over the summer just after her father’s death. Her fourteen-year-old face was baby smooth and beautiful – and etched with grief. Her eyes were darkened. Her smile, non-existent, her energy, slackened by sheer loss. I cried driving home over the bridge after our brunch. I cried many times after getting off the phone with her, after talking her through her tears, and reassuring her that things would be easier to bear with time. I always managed to hold off my own tears until we had hung up.

And time has made the burden easier. She and her sister drive up for visits and we gather together all of the people who made up their family – close friends, her dad’s last girlfriend, her son, the woman who cooked for them for five years – we all meet up for dinner and laugh and reminisce and I am happy to see the light back in her eyes. It’s important for her, to keep all these connections. I make sure to gather the tribe for each visit.

This past summer Sierra came to stay with me for a weekend. We were both going to the Outside Lands concert in Golden Gate Park and her mother wanted to know that she had a safe place to stay. At very nearly seventeen, Sierra has grown into a beauty. She is almost six feet tall, with long blond hair and huge brown eyes. She is incredibly smart, and the precocious child has grown into a hysterically funny teenager. She is making plan for college, and is interested in DePauw, her father’s school. She had spent the summer in Guatemala, and had so much to tell me about her adventures and new friends. As I listened to her talk, I realized that she had amazing values and I was so proud of the person that she had become, and made sure to tell her often that weekend in between texting each other our locations during the concert in the park.

“I’m headed to see Further,” I wrote.

“Cool. I’m off to The Strokes.”

“Meet me @ gate for cab @ 10pm.” I replied.

My little toddler had grown up.

But she still needs me.

Just this week, as I was working on this article, I got a 911 text from her at eleven o’clock at night. She was in her dorm room at school, in another fury of tears, grieving over her father.

“Everybody tells me that it will be okay one day but their lying.” She said, “this will never be okay.”

I told her the truth. It would always hurt, but one day she would be able to hold grief in her hands and it would not burn. I told her how time takes away the sting of things, that children lose parents, and parents lose children, and it is never something that they get over, they just learn how to live with it. I told her that someday she would be a grown woman and look back on this time in her life and see how it had shaped her, she would see that everything she survived had made her strong. I told her that I believed in her, and I believed that her father was definitely with her in spirit, and that she should have faith in that, for faith is just believing in something that you cannot see. I told her that she would never be alone as long as I was in this world. I talked to her until her tears stopped, and her breathing grew easy, and then slowed, and she fell asleep on the other end of the phone. I listened to that easy breathing for a few minutes, smiling at the thought of the four year old her, who wanted me to sit on the edge of her bed while she fell asleep, sounding just the same.

And I whispered into the phone, “I love you sweetie. Good night.”
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Rebecca Nelson Lubin is a writer and Nanny who resides in the San Francisco Bay Area. You may read more of her articles at http://www.abandofwives.ning.com/

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1) Experienced Nanny/Childcare giver required today!!!!!!!! (Philadelphia)
We are looking for a Part Time Nanny 5 days per week, 5 to 6 hours at a time.Duties will include preparing & feeding breakfast, changing child's clothes and diaper, laundry, cleaning up of child's toys and room.

Experience with children is beneficial. If you speak a 2nd language, that is beneficial also, so please do mention that.

We will require the following:
1. Verifiable references
2. Criminal Record Check will be performed also

The above requirements will not be waived under any circumstance. Do not bother applying if you wont meet or submit our requirements.

Pay to be discussed with selected person. Thank you.
URL: http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/dmg/2187865908.html
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2) Babysitter/Catsitter (D.C.)
HI I'm 28 female looking for babysitting job I DON'T DRIVE i would like to babysit them at my house i have 3 very friendly cats and 2 play grounds near by so if you are interested i charge 8 per hour but if your going out town and need a catsitter and live in Springfield my husband can drive me to your house i charge 10 per visit if you are intrested please call 703 401 ****
URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/kid/2187140398.html
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3) Me and my husband just got lay of our job (Norfolk)
me and my hushband just lay of our job and we are looking something to do when we are home so we fingure we do childcare while we are home we are hoping we get a job soon .we have a 9 years old son so we want to do babysisting while he is at school or after he get home from school we just asking you bring food for them and there stuff what they need when they are with us i have experance working with children and babys we will go over the price when you call hire our number its 757961**** or 757779****
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/2186024560.html
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4) Overnight babysitter (D.C.)
Dear Parents::
I Offer to take care kids overnigh , I have many activities

The place is really confortable .

we don't smoke free pets.

I have experience for 5 years

I have really good reference

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For more detail please call this phone # 703-635-****

I charge for ahour overnight $10.00
URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/kid/2186899454.html
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5) Seeking live-in babysitter to start ASAP (D.C.)
Hello! My family is looking for an on-call live-in babysitter to possibly start working the week of Feb 7. The position requires availabilty from Monday-Thursday and would involve taking care of 2 kids; one 11, the other 16yrs old. The job itself requires minimal driving, cleaning and cooking. We would just like an honest, reliable and hardworking nanny to cover for when our regular nanny is unavailable. Please only contact if you fit this description and have two legitimate references. A driver with a safe record is prefered but not required. Hope to hear from you soon!
URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/kid/2187710543.html
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6) Needed: sitter tonight at 6:30! (Norfolk)
Hi! Our normal date night sitter cancelled on us last minute. We are looking for a sitter to come to our house tonight around 6:30 for a few hours. ( We are doing dinner and a movie) Must have references. I have twin 20 month old little girls that will be in bed before you arrive. You actually will not see them ( great sleepers!) So easy night, just need someone in the house! You may bring your child if they are well behaved and won't make a lot of noise, we have plenty of toys though. If things goes well we may use you again! Please call or text 610.850.**** at your earliest convenience so we can take the ad down!
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7) Room & Board trade for Nanny (Seattle)
Looking for responsible nanny/babysitter to help me. This will be for an infant (10 months old). We are offering a furnished one bedroom (with attached full bath) in our beautiful new home and board for an experienced nanny or sitter. Parking available and very close to bus stops and shops.

We only need assistance part-time. The rest of the time is your own free time and you are free to come and go as you please. We are looking for assistance Mon-Fri between 6 PM to 8 AM and SAT full day. Baby typically sleeps during the night between 9PM to 7 AM. She wakes up twice for feeding. It will be your responsibility to take care of the baby during night. Also, it would be great if this individual could assist with light housekeeping.

We can also open for a full time position for additional payment in which you take care of the house and baby for 6 days a week.

We are a busy, happy and healthy family of three and require someone who is loving, caring and healthy. We would be looking for a minimum commitment of 6 months or longer if everything works out on both sides. I WILL background check and require references. No sex, drugs, or drama please. Females only.

If you are interested, please email me with your level of interest (part time or full time) including a short paragraph outlining your situation. I will contact you with more information at that time. Thank you for your interest.
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8) Looking for a reliable sitter (N.C.)
We are looking for an occasional sitter for our 2 year old daughter for a few hours once in a while so we can have a date night. I also may need a few hours here and there during the week to help me keep an eye on her while I am home, so I can finish some school work. I am looking for an individual who has experience with children, can provide references, and has their own transportation. My daughter is very easy to watch, shes always smiling and laughing. Her bedtime is about 9pm, so most of the time we probably wouldnt leave until it was almost time for her to go to bed, After she is in bed you are more than welcome to watch tv or use the computer. I do ask that their are no other guests here while we are out. I am looking to pay about $7/hourly since most of the time she will be sleeping, or I will be here, just in another room. If you are interested in this position, please let me know and we can schedule an interview. Looking for a potential sitter for as soon as this weekend.
URL: http://raleigh.craigslist.org/kid/2185958867.html
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9) Part time Nanny needed (Wisconsin)
Part time nanny needed 10-15 hours a week to watch a 2.5 year old girl and 4 year old boy. We need 2:30-4:30 every day of the week, but would accept someone who could do at least three days (the actual days do not matter), and also want someone so that we can go out one night a week. It doesn't need to be a weekend night, but we will occassionally need someone on Saturday nights.

A driver's license is a must, as is a clean driving record. Experience with children is also necessary. A fun an engaging personality is a major bonus!!

You can start as early as tomorrow (Jan. 5th).
URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/dmg/2144926692.html
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10) Looking for a babysitter (Wisconsin)
Hello, Looking for a reliable sitter for our 2 young boys (ages 2 and 9 months). We live in Lodi, near the new high school and middle school. Looking for someone who loves children (obviously), is very outgoing, active and has some patience! On the evenings when we'd need them watched, the boys both typically go to bed around 8 pm, so there'd be no work to do after that! If you think you may be a good fit, please email me your name, contact info and a little bit about yourself. Thank you!
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11) Mature babysitter needed who can make firm commitments (California)
We are looking for either a Year Round School Teacher or a GrandMa type person (ideally at least 30 yrs old or over - prefer some one who will not bring any child with them as we do not have a child proof home):

Timings will be 7:30am-3:30pm. We'd like at least a 6 months commitment from you. We'd pay you for any days cancelled by us that were scheduled with you in advance.

Our girls are 7 and 9 yrs old and are very well mannered and pretty mature for their age. We need someone for most of their upcoming school breaks but specially some one who can make firm commitments for their summer break. We will provide you the dates we'd need you for the year in advance. For a rough estimate, here's the link to the year round school calendar (we need care 1st week of April then summer break and maybe 2 days in Feb):

http://husd.k12.ca.us/images/PDF/Calendar/year%20round%20calendar%202010-2011.pdf

Pre-requisites: You should be
~ within 15 miles from our home
~ finger printed/background checked and on file
~ available during their year round school break
~ able to come to our house yourself (we live off of Kelly Street in Hayward)
~ dressed appropriately
~ not a fan of being on the cell phone all day or into too much TV watching

The girls will stay at home only - no driving needed. Fee will be $60/day which will be a declared expense on our part - we will need your TaxID/SS# to declare our childcare expenses so we don't want any last minute surprises that you are not willing to do that. Our girls are very easy to manage. They keep themselves busy for the most part with dolls, legos, games, books etc. You'd mostly need to keep an eye on them to keep them safe. The girls will happily lay down from 12:00 - 2:00pm and maybe read books in bed if you want them to (i.e. if you'd need full down time for yourself during the day). You are welcome to use our PC in the computer room if you want to do any of your work. Please note that we do not want bad language around our girls or use of any kind of drugs/alcohol. We are a non-drinking family.

We are a very simple/easy family to get along - just looking for someone responsible enough to make firm commitments with us (not someone who'd back off at the last minute). Please reply with a valid email address and detailed information about yourself. Thank you.
URL: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/kid/2187051638.html

* Response from CL reader:

12) RE: Mature babysitter needed... NO ONE WANTS THIS JOB!!!! (California)
You have got to be kidding!!!! This sounds like the worst family in the world to work for!!!!!!!! No wonder you have posted this ad constantly over and over again-you want someone to spend their entire day with your kids for not even minimum wage. On top of that you are going to take a deduction for your taxes yet not pay the person's taxes- the person you are paying illegal wages to. What the hell is wrong with you? Are you seriously that egocentric, cheap and with such little moral turpitude to think that this is acceptable? You CONSTANTLY post this ad- NO ONE WANTS THIS JOB!!! You cannot expect reliability, loyalty, responsibility and a high level of personal commitment for what you are willing to pay for. THESE ARE YOUR CHILDREN!!!!!! You should value the person taking 8 hours out of their day to take care of and educate your children more than this, and the fact that you do not perfectly depicts how you will truly treat the caregiver.
URL: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/kid/2187246197.html
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13) Childcare for 6yo (California)
HI. I HAVE A NEARLY 6 YEAR OLD SON. I AM A SINGLE MOM AND LIVE IN BERNAL HEIGHTS. PARKING, EASY AS I HAVE A GARAGE YOU COULD PARK IN FRONT OF. EVERY OTHER WEEKEND I NEED A BABY SITTER ON FRIDAY EVENING FROM AROUND 5.00 - MIDNIGHT (SOMETIMES EARLIER) AND SATURDAY FROM AROUND 4.00 - UNTIL MIDNIGHT (SOMETIMES EARLIER) SOMETIMES ON LATE SUNDAY AFTERNOON. PLEASE CONTACT ME IF YOU ARE INTERESTED. THANKS
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* Response from CL readers:

14) RE: Childcare for 6yo - WOULD YOU WANT THIS WOMAN TO BE YOUR EMPLOYER? (California)
Below is a response I got after responding to a woman's email who had read my ad posting about being available as an ON-CALL babysitter for the weekends. Like call me and see if I'm available and we'll see if it'll work that particular day. Here is her first response so you can be cautious to not even respond because she'd be a miserable person to work for. Extremely demanding, rude and disrespectful in an email so just IMAGINE what she'd be like in person:

"Thanks for your interest, but your timing does not work with my own, and frankly, when I am looking for a babysitter, it is on my terms and the times that I need help, not built around your schedule. Like any job of employment. And, yes, I have plenty of on call babysitters, there are many unemployed people looking for work. Flexibility is a plus in the job market, keep that in mind for your future. Thanks."

***** She could've simply not responded or simply said "Thanks for responding, but I need someone with more flexibility, thank you" and that'd be that.*****
URL: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/kid/2185105202.html

15) RE: RUDE SINGLE MOTHER LOOKING FOR CHILDCARE FOR 6YO (California) DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME-THIS WOMAN IS A NIGHTMARE!!!! I saw the other posting from another caregiver who had this woman respond to my post, as happened with me, and I had the same response. She literally expects you to sit around waiting for her to call you-I am not kidding! She has zero concern or interest in the fact that SHE ONLY WANTS AN ON-CALL BABYSITTER and when you respond, she makes it very clear that her needs come before you. She is an angry, rude, egocentric and rigid person who really needs to get over herself-If you get a response from a single mother in Bernal Heights with a 6 year old son, move on!!!!
URL: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/kid/2185490762.html
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.... HOW MUCH?!

16) Babysitter needed (Nashville)
I am needing an in home babysitter three days a week and some weekends. My son is 3 years old. He is currently in the process of being potty trained. Job requirements are easy. I ask that you play with him, feed him, pick up after him... simple. He is a very good child. I will never ask for you to take him anywhere. You will have internet access, TV and we supply all food. This job is probably best for someone who has a child that they would need to bring over with them or for a student. Pay is $4 an hour. If interested please respond via email with why you feel you would be a good fit and your availability.
URL: http://nashville.craigslist.org/kid/2164242057.html

* Response from CL readers:

17) RE: Pay for what you get, Moms (Nashville)
For all of you moms out there posting for a "super nanny," someone to play God and prevent the world from happening to your precious, perfect children, who I'm sure are just sweet angels all the time, think about this: Celebrity body guards make around 100k a year. You want some "girl" to come into your home, pretend like she has no other family, no life, no worth, and play with your children all day as if they were "her own," and then pay $4 an hour?! You are paying someone to protect your child, the reason why you live! And ps- just because they take a nap or sleep while the sitter is there, does NOT make someone's job "free money." The house could catch on fire, someone could break in, the child could wake up sick and throw up, etc. The stress may be reduced, but only by 1. If you want to pay cheap, go to public day care. But one-on-one childcare is priceless. You are hiring someone to be you. What would you be worth? What should a SAHM get paid everyday? I've been a nanny for 6 years and have learned a lot, including that anything under $10/hr for one child is a waste of time. If you find someone that takes it for less- great! But keep in mind what you're paying for- a body guard, a friend, a substitute mom. You want someone to pretend like their own children or spouse or family means less to them than your child. That's not fair and that's why it is so hard to find a good nanny- you expect WAY to much and pay WAY under the worth. Sincerely, A good nanny who has been paid well AND poor for priceless services
URL: http://nashville.craigslist.org/kid/2165553236.html

18) RE: pay for what you get, Moms (Nashville)
Well said!!! It has gotten so ridiculous people want state of the art childcare practically for free!!!! Yes those people providing childcare do realize that time are hard but you should ask yourself if you would work for $2.33 an hour or less? I don't think so!!! It is truely sad that you can't get someone to pay $70 a week for 60 hours of childcare each week(and you provide everything) and a date night babysitter will not come out to your house for less than $7 an hour... I have been making $70 a week and when my husband and I go out we pay our babysitter min of $30 for 3 or less hours $7 ea hr after a our child is already asleep and sleeps though the night so she just watches tv and/or play on computer or whatever... just think about what your asking for and what your wanting to pay and ask yourself if you'd honestly do it for that amount!!
URL: http://nashville.craigslist.org/kid/2166000270.html
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19) Part time evening babysitter wanted (Nashville)
Evening Babysitter wanted.
Mature Teens 15yrs and older wanting extra pocket change are welcome.
(Bcos of the pay, only a teen wld be happy not an adult!!!)
Hours wld slightly vary depending on the days between 4-10pm.
Fridays wld be between 4-11:30pm & Sat wld 3pm-12am.
I may hire 2 sitters so that if anyone calls out I will not be left stranded.
I am looking for a mature responsible playmate for my 1.5yr girl.
Compensation: Abt $10p/day so I prefer teens wanting pocket change.
URL: http://nashville.craigslist.org/etc/2162433340.html
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20) Nanny Position 7am-7pm (Maryland)
Nanny needed from 7am-7pm Monday - Saturday 7-5m
Busy, successful ,couple are in search of a nanny for 4 month old boy/girl twins. We need a reliable, patient, experienced nanny. Must pass a background check and have at least 3 current references. Travel to second home in SouthBeach Florida may be required occasionally. Pay ranges from $450.00 to $500.00 a week depending on experience. Please J. Bowman at 443-392-**** if interested. Thanks.
URL: unknown
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21) I need childcare for my 2 boys (California)
Ages 5.5 and nearly 4, both boys. The older one is going to Sierra Vista Elementary Mon Tues Thurs and Fri from 11:50 to 3:20, and Weds from 10:10 to 12:50 - he will need rides to and from school.

I lost my job 10 days ago and it was a home office job, so didnt need childcare which was a relief because it is so expensive. About half of what I'll even make. People are wanting to charge 2x my rent just for childcare. I am trying to go on to a list to help with childcare but they say there are no funds available and that it could be up to a 2 year wait. Ridiculous huh?! So in the mean time, I need inexpensive, but RELIABLE childcare or babysitter their house or mine.

I am a Single Mom of 2 boys. So its a struggle. Even if I can find a job, im sure it will not pay nearly as well as the job I had before. It's like starting from scratch again. After looking at what people are paying from my qualifications, if I can land one of those jobs, and after doing the math between what I will be able to make after I get a job, after taxes and bills, I can only afford around. $3/hr. I know it isnt much, but perhaps there is someone out there only looking to make a few hundred extra dollars a month.

I dont have a job yet, but im looking for one and am hopeful. So I dont know exact hours yet. But I'm obviously looking for a full time 40 hrs/wk type job. And I kinda need a sitter lined up before I can take a job once Im offered. I'm not looking for anything special. Dont need a learning program or certain daycare routine. Just someone who is safe and RELIABLE to watch the boys and take the one to school either here or at your house, then if it works out between us and I get help to pay for childcare, then you will end up getting paid more from the states help. If there is anyone out there who thinks this will work from them, please email me. My name is Christina.
URL: http://fresno.craigslist.org/kid/2167331085.html
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22) PT nanny needed (Minneapolis)
Hello. I am a 23 year old mother of a 3.5 year old daughter. I am looking for a part time nanny who would be willing to come to our home. We also have a small dog that you would need to be willing to be around. He is a good boy and I wouldn't need you to do anything for him. I only need someone 1 day a week, on Tuesdays. I have class from 8:00 AM to 1:00 PM. I would need you to be able to be here at 7:45 AM at the latest and I would be back around 1:00 or a little after. I do not mind if you have children or bring them with you. I figure that is just an additional person to play with. I am willing to pay around $25 for the day for compensation. Please email me with any questions that you may have, tell me a little about yourself, if you have any children and the earliest that you would be able to start. Thank you!
URL: http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/kid/2153496048.html
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23) Need Nanny ASAP (Minneapolis)
In need of a nanny on a long term basis, that is reliable, and trust worthy ASAP I'm running out of daycare as soon as the 9th of February, we are able to pay $130.00-$140.00 D.O.E, we need someone that we can either trust in our home, or someone close we can bring our son.
All I ask for is

someone that doesn't smoke

Someone that I can trust with the love of my life

Someone that I can rely on & trust

Someone with reliable transportation

Someone that can work

10A-4:30P Mon-Tues 8A-4:30P Wed-Thur 8A-3:30P Fri
I'm looking for someone that will be with my son on a long term basis I want someone that is stable in his life, someone he can feel safe with & trust. You can e-mail me @ the e-mail above if your interested, thank you
URL: http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ram/dmg/2169739675.html
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24) PT sitter/nanny 9am-4pm or so (N.C.)
Hi! I have an almost 3 year old and need a sitter as my current is return to work full-time.

I work nights and need assistance 1-3 days per week (varying days), from about 9am-4pm (flexible) so I can sleep. =)

I'd prefer to bring my son to your home, if possible.

Occasionally my oldest son (almost 8) will need childcare as well; he is usually at school but tracks out for 3-4 weeks every 3 months. He's actually a great helper and I've been told it's easier watching the other kids when he's there!

I can work with your schedule as I can request my work schedule based on your needs.

I realize I lucked out with my current sitter who charges just $25 a day, but that's what I was able to afford. We worked that out as I pack lunch and most snacks as well as diapers, etc., and she watched kids in her home (no traveling costs) so she had little "overhead" cost. I'd be willing/able to go up a little bit, but I'll be honest - I just can't afford what most sitters are now charging. Seriously - I might as well just stay home myself!! I could negotiate, but there's no way I can afford $50-75 a day like some here are charging. That's just crazy.

Please contact me if you think you'd be able to help out. Thanks! Jen
URL: http://raleigh.craigslist.org/kid/2185605453.html
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25) Childcare needed ASAP (N.C.)
I have a 1 yr old son & I need a baby sitter who is willing to commite to the next 2 months . I need a female sitter who can watch him from 830am-8pm Mon-Wed and every other Sun from 930am-630pm. This person must also drive and be able to pick him up in the morning I will pick him up in the afternoon. I will supply all food and diapers. Im willing to pay around $200 a month but am also willing to negotiate on price. I need to find a sitter ASAP and prefer this person lives in Cary or as close to Cary as possible. Please contact me via email if interested and I will be glad to set up a time to talk and meet with you. Thank you
URL: http://raleigh.craigslist.org/kid/2188099388.html
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26) Nanny for babby boy NEEDED (Chicago)
We are expecting a baby boy in late April and are looking for a nanny to begin in July so both parents can return to work. We live in a Schaumburg townhouse and would like a loving individual to nanny our son at our home. We are looking for someone full time Monday-Friday who can drive to our home.
* Must have experience with babies, infants and toddlers and multiple professional references.
* Must be a US citizen, or have valid working papers.
* Must have a valid drivers license.
* Must currently live near Schaumburg.
* Elementary Education, early childhood development education, or nursing training a plus.
* College degree a plus.
* English speaking is a must and fluent Spanish (or other language) is a bonus.
* Must be willing to do light housework, children's laundry, and possible cooking for children.
* We are looking for approximately 40-50 hours per week.
* Must be kind, calm, responsible, and dependable.
Pay is $60 per day. We will do a background check. If interested email your resume, references and a cover letter. We will contact you if we are interested in doing an interview. Thanks!
URL: http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/kid/2164154070.html
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27) Family seeking in-home care/nanny (Atlanta)
Hello,
We are a family with two children, boy: 3 years and girl: 15 months, seeking in home child care/nanny. We currently have a lovely nanny who told me she may be going back to New York, thus I posted this ad. She cares for our children full time 7am-7pm and other various times during the week should the opportunity become available. We do not have the ability to pay some of the rates I have seen: $340. $260... crazy amounts for care within a home, if you ask me. If I wanted to pay that much, I would go to a child care facility... like Goddard or Primrose! But because we are a working family and still have a child care need, we do seek a qualified person. We ask that this person have a clean background and truly enjoy spending time with our children throughout the day. We seek a person who can teach our children developmentally appropriate curriculum as well as manners and social skills. We also hope to find someone who can commute as our situation is unique. We live in Nocross now however we are moving to Johns Creek in May 2011. We do not ask that you care for our children within our home, but have the ability to pick them up and drop them off at home for an additional fee should your location be far from our new location in May. We are seeking a long term care provider and hope for only serious inquiries please Thank you, Kristen 678-977-**** (If I do not answer, please leave a message and I will return your call at a later time)
URL: http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/kid/2166462992.html

* Response from CL readers:

28) RE: Family seeking in-home care/nanny (Atlanta)
Dear Kristen, I hope to goodness that you only need part time care for your children. If you think your current nanny is moving back to NY because she is homesick, I am sure you are sadly mistaken! She is leaving because your CHEAP ASS leaves her to care for 2 toddlers for 12 hours a day for less than $260 bucks a week! Hey Kristen, can you pay your bills with that amount of money? 12 hours x 5 days = 60/260 (even though you think that's a crazy amount) is about $4.34 an hour! Minimum wage is a helluva lot more than that! I CANNOT STAND PEOPLE LIKE YOU! I am sure that after you pay your nanny this crazy amount of money a week, you take your stuck up dumb ass to the nail salon to get your mani/pedi, go shopping, and then out for dinner because you can't afford to pay the person that deals with your bratty ass kids and dumb ass annoying mom more money! And I bet you ask her to do all kinds of housework including washing your dirty underwear! GO FIGURE!

Your nanny is probably pissed off that she even agreed to care for your kids, but I am sure she has had her fun of getting revenge in ways you would have never imagined! (Can your 15 month old tell you she cried all day in her crib because the nanny was not in the mood to work for that money you bless her with? THINK ABOUT ALL THE OTHER THINGS YOUR NANNY DOES IN HER SPARE TIME WITH YOUR KIDS!)

Please do us nannies a favor and at least apply at Primrose and Goddard, that way we will no longer have to deal with you and your fucking family for $4.34!

And guess what Kristen, YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR! So now you take the money that you don't want to pay your nanny and invest in nanny cams to see the INVESTMENT that you are making! And thank you for posting your number online, I guess I will talk to you later! GENIUS
HAVE A GREAT DAY! Tiffany
URL: http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/kid/2167627646.html

29) RE: Family seeking in-home care/nanny (Atlanta)
You are EXTREMELY unreasonable and will under no circumstances find ANYONE that will cater to you and your schedule for pay under $250. You may find that Goddard or Primrose will charge you that PER CHILD during normal operating hours. However, to take the liability in carting your children around in a vehicle because you can't drop them off and pick them up within reasonable hours, to ask for someone to care for them for 60 hrs and get paid just over $3/hr is just plain ludacris. You can't expect someone to adhere to this, and it's disrespectful to every single nanny and daycare provider out there. We have families to feed and care for just as you do. If you ask for unreasonable, you'll get unreasonable, negative responses. Are you willing to work for that amount, or do what you're asking others to do? If you double your rate you might find someone desperate enough. But to take someone's ENTIRE day and then ask for MORE on top of that, with pay they can use to support a habit, but surely not pay bills on, is just plain rude. And if you work those hours or your husband does, I would expect you both have overtime pay-and the sitter deserves 20 hrs of overtime pay as well. $260-I'd take it and hope they don't sell your children or abuse them. As a mother, to a mother, shame on you.
URL: http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/kid/2167729815.html

30) RE: Family seeking in-home care/nanny (Atlanta)
There seems to be some confusion on Kristen's part... (all over Metro Atlanta)

About the different types of childcare available to parents here in the Atlanta area. So I'm going to help out people like Kristen (http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/kid/2166462992.html) and any others who need to know what they can afford so they make their ads more effective.

A NANNY is the most expensive form of childcare. A NANNY is going to be either experienced in caring for children, or equiped with a college degree in a childcare related field, or both! Generally, NANNY will not do any housekeeping beyond what is child related. NANNY is your employee, and must be paid at least minimum wage (currently $7.25/hour) and must be paid overtime for every hour of work over 40 hours a week if NANNY lives outside of your home. In general, it's nearly impossible to find a nanny with even the most minimal skills and experience willing to work for $7.25/hour. Even with the recession, a nanny makes $10 - $18 per hour here in Atlanta. If you seek a nanny to work 60+ hours per week, as Kristen seems to be doing, you would have to pay them a MINIMUM of $580 for a 60 hour work week, and the more likely rate would be $960, based on an hourly rate of $12 for a live-out NANNY. Since Kristin is complaining about paying $260 for a 60 hour work week (or $3.25 per hour plus OT), she obviously cannot afford a NANNY

If a nanny is too expensive for you, but you want care in your home, you could consider hiring an AU PAIR. There is a signing fee of about $5000, and then the AU PAIR earns minimum wage minus room and board costs. I believe the weekly cost for an AU PAIR is around $350 for a maximum of 45 hours per week. Of course, an AU PAIR is a young woman here to experience American culture in exchange for some childcare. She doesn't do heavy housework. An AU PAIR can be a terrific childcare choice, especially with older kids, as long as you are aware that your AU PAIR may be more interested in discovering Atlanta than discovering how to wash your kids clothes. Due to the hour limits, an AUPAIR isn't the right choice for Kristen!

If an Au Pair is too expensive for you, CORPORATE DAYCARE, such as Primrose and The Goddard School might be in your budget if you have only 1 child. Infant rates at CORPORATE DAYCARE tend to be in the $250 - $300 per week range, and can vary dramatically between different locations of the same corporation. Toddler and preschool rates trend slightly lower than infants, with toddler tuition costing about $200/week, and preschooler tuition costing about $175/week. Of course, with CORPORATE DAYCARE, they set their hours and rules without much flexibility, so between the cost (about $375 per week) and the fact that most daycares do not stay open more than 12 hours a day, Kristen is out of luck here as well.

If you have multiple children, and cannot afford corporate daycare, you need to consider a FAMILY DAYCARE setting. A properly licensed FAMILY DAYCARE will have a limited number of childen enrolled, and may charge about $100 per child per week. Yes, that does seem to be within Kristen's budget, but... Savvy FAMILY DAYCARE owners do not allow their clients to make their own rules, and since these owners are running their business from home, they often do not accept people who want care 12+ hours a day. So maybe this isn't the answer for Kristen either.

There are people who run UNLICENSED FAMILY DAYCARE (aka UFD), meaning they are not subject to state oversight and do not necessarily follow state rules about the number of kids they keep at any one time or the activities they allow or the meals they prepare. They generally cost less than state licensed Family Daycare, but they also may be less than reliable. And even if they are UFD, they aren't going to follow your rules, they are going to make their own rules about hours they are open, etc. So, Kristen, an UFD setting is what you can afford, IF you can find one that will accept your needs.

Good luck with that search Kristen, and may all the Higher Powers watch over your children when you dump them with the cheapest childcare you can find for 60+ hours a week.

To all of the other parents searching for childcare here, I hope this post is helpful to you in some way, and best of luck with your search for quality, affordable childcare!
URL: http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/kid/2167854336.html
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Saturday, October 11, 2008
Child care needed - 3 12 Hour days per week (South St. Louis City)
my 20 month old son and I are looking for an enthusiastic, caring, and experianced childcare provider. The ideal canidate will provide healthy meals, a fun learning enviroment, work with us while we are learning to use the potty and have good references. We need someone who is available 3 days per week from 6:30 am to 5:30 or 6:00 pm and who is located in or near South St Louis City, or willing to drive to South City to work in my home. I generally pay $100 per week cash, however, this is negotiable; especially if you commute to my home. If this sounds like something for you, we'd love to hear from you. Respond to the e-mail address above and include your name and number. (please note: I do ask that all child care providers sign a form allowing me to do a criminal background check at no cost to you.)
Original URL: http://stlouis.craigslist.org/kid/871573465.html
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Looking for a Live in nanny! (Madison)
Hello, I am a 35 year old single father who is looking for a live in nanny. Willing to pay cash if needed. Email me some info about yourself if you are interested as well as a picture if possible that way I can put a face to the name.
Original URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/858610089.html
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Wanted: Nanny for two under two (Aptos)
We are looking for a nanny to watch our two little ones (2 years and 8 months) while we're home and away. Mom is in school Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays this semester, which are the days we need help, plus an occasional evening out. Dad works as a firefighter and has a bit of an irregular schedule when projected onto the regular work week. Minimum T, Th 2:00-6:00PM (8:00PM when Dad is at work), plus an additional 3-4 hours/week. Mom may be going back to work as well, at which point we may need someone almost full-time, some full days and some mornings. The ideal person would have some experience and/or schooling in early childhood education, is outgoing, fun, and entertaining. DMV and police record check. References requested. Location: Aptos, 3 miles from the post office. Pay rate: $8-$10/hour. Please respond via email link.
Original URL: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/scz/kid/870242860.html
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part time naany needed (Inner Richmond)
hi there , i willbe in need of a part time baby sitter in december ,i can only pay 6$ an hour.you are welcome to bring your baby.mine will be 1 year in december.
Original URL: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/kid/868001885.html
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Babysitter Needed For Tomorrow Night (Midtown East)
I need a babysitter for my 12 and 8 year old daughters. They are wonderful kids . We live in the upper 50's and 2nd avenue. My girls are 12 and 8, like to play games and have a lot of energy. We live in a nice doorman building, very safe. I will need the person from 9pm until around 2-3am. They can stay the night if that would be more comfortable or I will pay for a cab home. Please respond with information about yourself and look forward to hearing from you.
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/kid/874740232.html
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Single mother of 2 seeking some part time help (Jamaica)
Hi I'm currently a 22 year old single mother of two, I live in Queens, and I'm in serious need of some help, I'm seeking someone who would be willing to watch my kids for about 2-3 hours once or twice a week so that I may go out and look for a job, I'll be truly honest I cannot pay you for this, until I get a job this will be a non paying job, more like volunteer work. Considering that you will be watching my kids in my home you are more then welcomed to watch my t.v. and eat whatever food I have in my home, and I should be able to give you the money to go back home. My girls are 2 and 4 years old, so they are pretty independent the most you would have to do is make them something to eat, and fill their cups with water or juice. This will turn into a paying job as soon as I begin to work, at this point I'm willing to accept any job even if it's minimum wage, so with that said I would need someone who is willing to work with my budget as I'm not on any public or government assistance I would be doing this by myself. Please, if their is one kind soul out there that would be willing to help me get my life financially together just by simply watching my girls for a couple of hours once or twice a week please let me know, their good kids, they listen and help not too much to do with them just be here to keep an eye on them making sure that they are safe and clean. Thank You
P.S. If you have a child(ren) you are more then welcomed to bring them with you.
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/kid/874110721.html
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Queer Mary Poppins a super creative and least condescending sitter (Brooklyn)
I'm a 22 year old student studying Africana and Latino studies at Goddard College in Vermont. My studies are all research based and I'm only on campus 1 1/2 weeks a semester twice a year. I've worked with young people (children) and in childcare since I was 14. I absolutely love working with children and making connections and building relationships with families. My interests include reading, crafting, sewing, printmaking and coloring, yes I love coloring. In addition to being creative, educated and patiently loving I'm very invested in my roots and identity as a Queer feminist. I'm familiar and open to Attachment parenting principles, and can wear a baby pretty well. I want to work with a family who would be comfortable with me being myself and bringing all of who I am to my work. In return I will try my best to instill self confidence, creativity and love into your children. I've worked with children ages 6 months-13 yrs, can tutor and help with homework and I have excellent references. I love the childrens museum, Botanical gardens and slides at the playground and will enjoy these activities with your children while being a supportive adult figure who wants to hear what they've got to say, pick them up when they fall and have that conversation about teasing/ and or being teased with them. I'm not CPR certified but I will be starting classes soon. I would prefer longer hours and less work days, but I'll be flexible for the right family. I'm an excellent cook with experience in ethnic macrobiotic, vege, and wheat free/ gluten free foods. Pick Me, Pick Me!
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/kid/874563482.html
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