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1) Nanny for Triplets (Malibu)
I am the mother of three identical girls; Aubrey, Layla and Maggie.

The girls are 3 going on 35 and love every part about being girls. They love fashion, being girly, wearing dresses, the color pink, princesses and being with each other. The main reason for a nanny right now is that I want the girls isolated, bonding with each other so they grow up relying on each other for things. I want them to grow up with great relationships and know how much family means.

They will not be allowed to do play-dates with other children; how people raise their children these days is disrespectful. I have friends with children the same age and will set up any playdates and I will be there to over-see the play-date. You will not participate in this.

The schedule below will give you an idea of your schedule:

Monday-Thursday
5-8 - You will prepare their oatmeal with fresh fruit, wake them up and strip their beds and throw it into the laundry, after breakfast is over their pajamas are to go with them. At 7 you are to wake them up and feed them, at 8 you will dress them alike (including hair, and shoes/socks.) and clean up the breakfast items. You will also start the first load of laundry while they are getting their shoes on.)

8-11:30 - Anything in this time frame has to be pre-approved with me on Monday every week and written on our schedule. I like to know where my children are at all times and what they are doing.

Lunch out is never acceptable.

12-1 - You will feed them healthy meals and switch the laundry if you haven't already done so.

1:30 -2 - Naptime is taken in the naptime room (since their bedding is in the wash.) They have nap cots that are in an empty room that is normally used for time-outs. The cots pull down and they each have an extra set of nap-time comfort items. They are not to be near each other, shades pulled and turn on their naptime cd. They will nap for 2 hours usually.

2:30-4:30 While the kids are napping you will need to make their beds up, put away their pajamas and start ay other laundry that needs cleaning, sweep floors, clean up any dishes or sippy cups etc.

5-6 This window is pool time. If you do not feel comfortable watching three children by a pool, need not apply. They have been taking lessons since they were 8 months old and all know how to swim and are fearless around water however I need you to be 110% attentive and not sun bathing or on your cell phone. These are my children, not a pet.

6-7 You are to give the girls their baths; bubble baths, matching pajamas, clothes go into hamper. Aubrey wears pull-ups.

7-8 You are to prepare their dinner at this time, I will usually put something together for you so you just have to turn on the crock pot and throw it all in there in the morning while they are eating. If i haven't, find something in the fridge.

8-9:30 is teeth brushing, stories read, and toys put away. Girls are to help with this, you are not to do it for them. They are to be in bed, lights out and music on by 9 pm. by 9:30 they should all be asleep if not you will need to step in and re-calm them down. (minimal talking.)

from 10-11:30 you will clean the home, put away dinner, start the dishwasher and run a load of towels from the baths earlier, bath mats, washcloths included. Water toys are put away, bathrooms cleaned and toothbrushes are to be sterilized with the ionizers.

I will arrive home each night before midnight and you will be free to go to your guesthouse to get some much needed sleep.

Your hours, if they weren't clear, are 5 am to 12 am but on a rare occurance I will be home around 9 or 10 but you will still put the girls to bed.

You will be staying in a large pool house off our pool, it is a full service guesthouse with your own living room, bathroom and bedroom. All utilities are paid, you will have WIFI (with an ipad if you do not have a computer of your own.), air conditioning, a flat screen hdtv, blu-ray player your own library of dvd's to choose from and a queen bed made from memory foam for a good nights sleep.

Your days of work are monday through friday and every other saturday; which will be spent with myself and the girls. I am a single mother and need extra hands.

Your compensation is airfare when you travel home for vacations, I will transport your vehicle out for you and fly you out for an interview. I will pay your cellphone bill and all utilities. I will not be paying a weekly salary but you will not have to buy toilitries, etc. Each month, given you have given a good performance I will give you a bonus towards clothing, or spending money. This job is ideal for someone retired, or someone who just wants to live the high life.

I work in the entertainment industry and will not tolerate any 'fan' behavior. I need you to respect my privacy, keep my girls safe and do a good job.

If interested, please email. I have attatched photos of the girls and parts of the home.

(Second photo is of the interior of the guesthouse. Bedroom and bathroom are upstairs in the loft. Downstairs is the kitchen, living area.)
Original URL: unavailable

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2) RE: Triplets, no pay (Malibu)
Is this a joke? If not, you are asking for a SLAVE, last I checked slavery is illegal. Taking care of your 3 brats 15 hours a day 5-6 days a week is not "the high life". Just remember you get what you pay for. Disgusting...
Original URL: http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/kid/1700580981.html

3) RE: Malibu, No Pay (Malibu)
This has to be a joke. No one could consider working from 5 am to midnight 5-6 days a week for free?? With triplets. Crazy Lady! You make me laugh! Haha~
Original URL: http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/kid/1700572303.html
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4) Need last minute Childcare for Saturday (Norfolk)
I am in need of last minute childcare for Tomorrow (Saturday). I am a home organizer and I have a client tomorrow in Williamsburg (I would prefer a sitter in the area...so if anything happens I can be close by). My normal sitter is not available. I need care for the hours of 9:30am-5:30pm (at the very latest). My son is 6 years old. He is a wonderful little boy who is full of energy. He plays well with other children, and is especially gently with little ones. I am looking for someone that is going to interact with him, I don't want him sitting in from of the TV all day (a little TV is fine. just not hours on end). I normally like to meet someone before they watch my son, unfortunately since this is such short notice, it's not possible. Please reply with your experience and what you would charge. I need my son to come to your home as we live in NC. I would like to speak with you on the phone this evening. I look forward to your reply. Thanks!
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1706808383.html

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5) RE: Need last minute Childcare for Saturday (Norfolk)
I can't believe that this women is going to leave her child with someone she "has a phone interview with". I wouldn't leave my dog with someone I had never met, much less my child. Don't people read the papers anymore and see all of the abductions and cases of children who disappear? Not every ad on Craigslist is legitimate and who knows what the intentions are of the person at the other end? I gave up a great career to stay home with my child, because I wanted to be the one there to ensure her safety. Please folks, put the welfare and safety of your children as your first priority, they cannot be replaced. If you need a sitter, arrange to have an emergency back-up provider who is willing to take your child in case of emergencies. Meet with the potential sitter fact-to-face several times, obtain verifiable references, call the references and asked to see pertinent paperwork relating to licenses, CPR and first aid certification. Keep your child safe....
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1706941568.html
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6) Need childcare for 2night (4/23) (Norfolk)
Looking for a babysitter for 2nite for a 6 yr old and 3 yr old boy. Prob between the hours of 9pm - 2/3am. Please be responsible, trusthworthy, clean and reliable! And we might can make this an ongoing commitment. Please email back with title Ms. Williams - a pic of yourself and the rate you will be charging. If your rates are not reasonabe you will not be contacted! Thank You.
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1707093199.html

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7) RE: Need Childcare Tonight (Norfolk)
Another mom willing to leave her babies with the first yahoo that comes along to answer her ad with the lowest price of babysitting for friday night. Where do you guys grow up? In a barn or a cave? You don't deserve to have children if you are willing to leave them with anyone just so you can hit the bars and get drunk.
Wake up women and smell the coffee.. You are just asking for trouble to happen to your babies if you leave them with random people off of craigslist that you don't know from a hill of beans. Where are the fathers in the lives of these poor children? Oh, they are probably already at the bar waiting for mom to find a sitter. I pity these poor children..........
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1707132175.html
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8) I'm in need of a machure babysitter for bike week (Myrtle Beach)
I'm in need of a babysitter for beek wike,may 7-16. I need someone who is very machure and good with kids. No teenagers under 18 will get the job. There are 3 children. their ages are 7,9,& 10. pay is negotiable. I will need refrences. The duties of the job will be this, come to my house in murrels inlet around 2:30pm to get them off the bus, they get off around 3pm. Once they get off they must do homework right away, then they can have a little snack,i.e apple,fruit snack,some chips. Then they can either go outside and play, watch movie, play video games until dinner is done. My 16 year old will be in charge of cooking dinner. Once dinner is done, the 2 boys must clean up kitchen, & then they get their showers & bedtime . please get back to me asap if you're interested. You can email me at mercilababes@**** thank you!
Original URL: http://myrtlebeach.craigslist.org/kid/1704869470.html
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9) Childcare for 2 (Norfolk)
Hi there,
I have two little girls i need child care for RIGHT AWAY. i am starting a new job this monday and im trying to find someone that can work with my schedule. I will be training for three weeks and i havnt goten a set schedule yet but i do know that Monday and Tuesday i will be working 10am-1pm. After those three weeks i have requested for dinner shift. Possibly 3pm till closing. My girls are 9 months old and 4 years old. I recently just moved up to Virginia. My daughters and I were homeless for quit some time and im trying to get back on my feet. I will be geting assistance from social services to help me pay. But you have to be licensed. Please if you can help me please call me at 757-606-**** Thank you, -Alicia
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1704621828.html
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10) Daycare Assistant Part Time (Montreal)
Small family daycare is looking for part-time assistant. Pay is $30-60 per day depending on hours and responsibilities. You must live in Verdun or very close. If you are interested, be prepared to work next week for 3-4 hours to show your skills. Experience with children is necessary.

This job is to feed and change diapers of 8 month - 2 years old children. About 25 diapers a day, 24 individual feedings. Part time means you will do 60-70% of this. So its not "education" and liking children is irrelevant. Are you ready to do this work?

Please do not send your CV. Just write in a few words your situation (where you live, hours you can work) and your experience with children. If you have no experience with children, we can train you for 1-2 weeks (depending on you). Training will not be paid.

We are looking for a mature person at least 30 years old. Younger applicants with daycare experience will be considered.
Original URL: http://montreal.en.craigslist.ca/edu/1699067257.html
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11) Babysitter (Norfolk)
I am looking for a babysitter to start sometime in the next few weeks. Position would be M-Thu part time. I may need a weekend day or two but he is usually with his dad. You must be dependable, punctual, honest, love kids and animals (3 dogs). I need someone who can drive so you must be 16 or older. I do not want you to bring other children with you as my son has some slight anxety issues. He is 8, will be 9 next month. He is very good and spends most of his time outside playing with friends. He is vegeterian so meals may be complicated if your not. This means no heating up and thing you might bring with you to eat (it will stink). I would prefer no meat in my home at all. He is very sensitive about it and I dont like to see or smell it. If all this isnt to much please call or txt 757-725-**** emails can not be answered.
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/etc/1698528528.html
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12) nannie housekeeping available (D.C.)
Hi my name is Faty a woman who is looking nanny position.i speak english and french,i'am reliable,honest,caring and patient.l have 5 years experiences and great reference,l like outdoor/ indoor activities.
if you are interested please call me at 240-704-****
l'am look forward to hearing from you.
thank you.
Faty.
Original URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/kid/1698068041.html
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13) in need of babysitter this weekend (Norfolk)
HELLO
I am looking for a babysitter this weekend at my house. Normally me and my friend switch off but we both have to work or have activities going on this weekend. On Saturday I need someone from 0900 to TBD. I have one daughter who has a soccer game at 1000 and that will go till 1100 then I have to rush out to Bush Gardens for my daughters cheer comp. I am not sure what time I would return home from that. I am asking for someone to watch my 2yr old and my friends 3yr old from 0900 till I make it home from bush gardens. Then on Sunday I need someone to watch all the kids while I go walk the MARCH OF DIMES WALK in VA beach. that would be from 0700 till I come back I'd say by 1pm. If you are interested when you respond I will provide more details. Please let me know your rates. Also I would like the car to take place in my home. thanks JODI
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1699586122.html
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14) I NEED CHILDCARE ASAP (Milwaukee)
I am in desperate need for child care. As of tomorrow and for the next 4 weeks. 4 days a week Mon-Thur From 8:30am-2:30pm
My son is 2 1/2 yrs old. Very Active and Loveable! Needs room to run around and others to play with, adult or children! He loves people in general!!!
I will pack him a lunch and extras needed DAILY.
I can only pay bi-weekly. This week Friday would be the first payment. I can only afford 75 a week.
Please call or email me if your interested.
I need child care to start tomorrow if possible!
Thanks
Original URL: http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/kid/1700500477.html
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15) LOOKING FOR A RELIABLE, OCCASSIONAL BABYSITTER STARTING TONIGHT! (Madison)
I AM LOOKING FOR AN OCCASIONAL BABYSITTER NORMALLY FOR SOME WEEKEND NIGHTS, BUT SOME WEEK NIGHTS AS WELL. YOU MUST BE AVAILABLE ON A NEEDED BASIS. WE ARE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE IN HIGHSCHOOL, I WILL CPR CERTIFY IF NOT CERTIFIED IN CPR YET, BUT CPR CERTIFIED IS A PLUS. I HAVE A 5 MONTH OLD DAUGHTER THAT IS USUALLY SLEEPING BY 8, AND A 5 YEAR OLD SON, WHO IS PUT TO BED AROUND NINE. WE DID HAVE SOME PROBLEMS WITH OUR LAST BABYSITTER, WITH STEALING, SO WE HAVE INSTALLED SECURITY CAMERAS...SO WE ARE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO IS RELIABLE. WE HAVE CABLE...TONS OF MOVIES, FOOD, BOOKS, AND TONS OF TOYS IF YOU HAPPEN TO BRING YOUR OWN CHILD ALONG (IF YOU HAVE ONE) PLEASE CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY, AS I WOULD LIKE TO CONDUCT INTERVIEWS BY THREE. IF YOU COULD SEND TWO REFERENCES, EXPERIENCE, AGE ETC. OR CALL ME AT 608-698-****. THANKS! PAY IS 5-10 AN HOUR DEPENDING ON IF BOTH CHILDREN ARE HERE.
Original URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/1706304096.html
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16) In need of a babysitter (Seattle)
I am in need of a babysitter ASAP for my 5 year old son. We live in renton, near Renton Park Elementary. Would be willing to be at your home or ours. I do not have a lot of money right now, but let me know what you would charge and we can negotiate. If you have any more questions or concerns, feel free to contact me via email. I am needing someone starting tomorrow if possible. My original babysitter is no longer available. Thank you!
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/skc/kid/1699848275.html
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17) babysitter (Myrtle Beach)
i am willing to come into your home and babysit your child im available anytime i need the money im 7 months pregnant and cant find a job anywhere else so hire me i dont smoke so that has to be a plus and i love kids!!!!!!! please email me
Original URL: http://myrtlebeach.craigslist.org/kid/1703836459.html
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18) Need a babysitter this weekend (Norfolk)
In need of a baby sitter this Friday and Saturday, in my home, from 10PM-3AM at the latest. You would be watching my 3-year-old son, he will already be in bed, but if he were to need something you would be there to help out. This should be a fairly easy job, email me and I will get back to you as soon as I can. Thank you for your time. $4 per hour
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/dmg/1705246767.html
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19) don't use tawana/mizz t (Norfolk)
Ladies be careful who u send ur kids to.. this ladiy keeps the kids in the corner all day for the smallest things her house is nasty.. you can smell the bathroom as soon as u walk by.. her little dog bites the kids... she hardly keeps the same kids cause the parents pull them out... she treats her kids better than the daycare kids... I've sat there and watched her daughter ask for juice she said yes and when the other kids asked seconds later they have to wait till lunch.. she leaves all the time and have different people watching them including her husband... and if uve paid her to watch them then she should be the only person...
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1699268754.html

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20) RE: don't use mizz t! (Norfolk)
this lady is a stalker!! she use to braid my girls hair and is upset that i posted an add on craigslist warning people not to use her because she is unprofessional. I had hired her as my assistant but fired her because of the way she treated her own child in my presence...hitting and slapping him in the face. I only used her a couple of times and then fired her and called her to do my hair. but that was also a mistake. but know she is mad because of the post i did of her work. but anyone who knows me knows that my daycare children are well taken care of at all times. I not only go well beyond the call of duty by doing things for parents so they can have a break. So please do not be alarmed by this woman who obviously has issues. She has even threated me and is now under investigation by the Hampton city police dept.

WHEN I FIRST CALLED HER, HER AD SAID SHE TRAVELED AND THATS WHAT I NEEDED WAS FOR SOMEONE TO COME TO ME SO SHE DID...LITTLE DID I KNOW SHE WAS GOING TO BRING HER SON. I USED HER FOR TO BRAID MY GIRLS HAIR AND SHE DID AN OK JOB SO I DECIDED TO USE HER FOR MY SEW IN...I WAS WRONG!!! IT LOOKS HORRIBLE! I TOLD HER I NEEDED IT TO GO INTO A PONY TAIL AND PAID HER $75 CAUSE THATS WHAT SHE TOLD ME OVER THE PHONE HER PRICE WAS FOR A FULL SEW IN. WHEN IT WAS DONE IT LOOKED OK BUT AS SOON AS I TRIED TO PUT IT IN A PONY TAIL YOU COULD SEE ALL OF THE TRACKS! SO WHEN I CALLED HER TO COME AND FIX IT SHE SAID OK AND THAT SHE WOULD DO IT THE NEXT DAY. BUT WHEN THE NEXT DAY GOT HER I CALLED HER NUMEROUS AMOUNTS OF TIMES BUT SHE WOULD NOT ANSWER, THEN SENT ME A TEXT MESSAGE SAYING SHE DIDNT WANT TO REDO IT BECAUSE I HAD OWED HER $15 FROM HER WATCHING MY DAYCARE CHILDREN ONE DAY!! ARE YOU SERIOUS!! THIS WOMAN NOT ONLY BRINGS HER SON TO MY HOUSE WHEN SHE DOES COME TO DO MY GIRLS HAIR, HE EATS MY FOOD, DRINKS MY JUICE, AND I HAVE TO WATCH HIM WHILE SHE IS DOING THEIR HAIR. I HAVE ALWAYS PAID FULL PRICE TO GET MY HAIR AND MY GIRLS HAIR DONE AND YOU DONT WANT TO FIX MY HAIR OVER $15 THAT I REALLY DONT OWE YOU. NOT ONLY THAT HER CHILD WASTED RED JUICE ALL IN MY CARPET AND MY LAPTOP...AND I DINT ASK FOR ANYTHING.SHE SAYS SHE HAS BEEN DOING HAIR FOR TEN YEARS BUT I DONT THINK SO. HER BRAIDS ARE NOT OF QUALITY TO HAVE BEEN DOING THEM SO LONG AND MY SEW IN IS THE WORST IVE EVER HAD!!

SO LADIES BEWARE!!
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10year exp braider (nn or 2u)
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Date: 2010-04-08, 1:23PM EDT
Reply to: juliana_frazier@**** [Errors when replying to ads?]
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Hello ladies this is juliana I've been braiding for over 10years. This week kinkys will be the braid of the week for only 90 dollars.. I offer many other styles and 2braiders.. micros.. micro twist.. sew ins.. glue ins.. box braids.. cornrows.. and as always kids natural hair braiding only 12dollars on wend.. and 15 any other day.. beads are included for my girls.. call or text or email @ anytime for pictures and prices.. 757-597-****.. see you soon ladies and gents Location: nn or Location: nn or 2u
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1699317007.html
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.... HOW MUCH?!

21) Childcare NEEDED in MY home (Norfolk)
We are looking for childcare for @ least 3 days a week right now Wed.-Fri. Husband is military and I am a nurse doing pediatric homehealth care. I may sometimes get a call needing me to pick up a shift so we would need someone that is flexable. I have 2 that go to school, and then a 16 month old I need the day care for. My husband would get my boys to school Wed, and Friday, but thursday they would need a walk or ride to the school that is right up the street, you can walk there in less then 6 min. My husband gets them from school all 3 days unless he has a duty day but we would know in advance about that so it wouldn't be a surprise. We have a GREAT sitter now that takes them to parks, zoo, and much more but she has to leave us in May to go back to school. I don't mind if someone has a child they would like to bring with them as long as there is fairness among children. We are paying right now for 3 days 6-8 hours for 1 child: $100 and I feel that is good knowing I see a lot of childcare ads only asking $100 for a 5 day/week. I have had some people not respond back when they get the pay amount. I am putting in here now so I only get a response from someone that really loves the children and NOT just the money, I want to know my children are happy not just put in front of a tv for someone to make money. During the summer it would be for all 3 children ages 9, 6 and the 16 month old again 3 days a week 6-8 ours a day we would pay $160. If additional days are needed we of course will figure that in. ONLY reply if you are serious and you LOVE children and we can totaly depend on you and know our children are safe, not ignored, (believe it or not I had a sitter that did not change them or feed them and then got mad when I didn't pay her) yea so you can see why I am very strict about my childcare.
Hope to hear from someone fun, loving, caring, responsible, clean, neat, organized, happy, and reliable! Thanks for reading the ad
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1696044146.html

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22) RE: Childcare NEEDED in my Home (I am just curious) (Norfolk)
Please don't take this wrong when you read this...I am not out to insult you or belittle how much you can pay...
Maybe it is because I am originally from Northern VA where everything costs more, but the rates people want to pay here for childcare is kinda sad. While for me it is not just about money, (I have been in childcare almost my whole life-mom owns a center) even you have to admit that when you break it down, $160/5 days for 3 kids is not fair. That breaks down to $32 a day (for 6-8 hours). Now you also want the provider to use her own vehicle to take your kids places, without any reimbursement for gas or anything, correct? So by the time this is all said and done, she makes about $100-120 that week, roughly. How would you feel if your boss said I think your work is only worth $32 a day? You couldn't survive! I understand completely why teachers in the school system get insulted by their pay too. They spend all day trying to teach "our future" to be successful, all night grading their papers and then get pay cuts or no raises, and are still expected to do more than what their pay reflects. Also remember, in many cases, due to the amount of time that you need care for, the caregiver may not be able to find another job to work around the schedule. So they have no opportunity to make more money elsewhere, unless they wait tables or something else that can be done on nights and weekends. The caregiver is already tired from a busy day. Now she has to work nights too? That's a tough expectation.

Like I said, while it shouldn't be just about money, consider that you are asking someone to pay bills on this amount you're paying. Personally, I charge $9/hr for 1 child, $11/hr for 2-3 and $15 for 4+ for what I do because
1. I have to survive in order to care for your child(ren),
2. Somehow I still have to pay my own insurance if I have to go to the hospital (rarely are you gong to get benefits from the family).
3. I am really good at what I do. I worked privately for a family before I went to college.
4. You want to see your children grown and develop educationally and socially and so do I. We read together, I tutor, do art projects, we are active!!!
5. I do take the children places and make sure that they are getting the best out of private care. That could be the library, the zoo, the pool, children's museums...and more (and yes the parents pay for the trips that cost entrance fees, but it is planned well in advanced)
All I am saying is that some parents don't consider all the angles that the providers have to cover for the work they do. Does this put it into perspective for you? I don't think I am over charging in the least, either. To me the definition of a good caregiver is to be an extension of the family. If that is what you are looking for, then consider how you would treat your family. Does this help give you an understanding? I tried not to be rude or insulting. If that is not something you can afford, then talk to the caregiver and ask them what kind of services they actually provide and get them to justify their prices, as I have. Like I said, if money is an issue, then it is what it is. Just consider how much you would want to be paid for such hard work. People make more money sitting at a desk as a receptionist, and that is extremely unbalanced and unfair if you ask me!
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1696492490.html

23) RE: Childcare Needed in Norfolk (Norfolk)
I see people up here posting that they will watch a kid for $85 a week. Here's my situation, I have a part-time job M-TH from 5:45-11, which means I have to leave at 4 but I get home usually at 11. I take home $75 a week. I have a 4yr old and a 2 yr old. I can't take them to a daycare center where they charge 9/hr, cause I only make 8.50 before taxes. So no, I don't see how childcare providers get away with taking pretty much all of a person's paycheck for watching two kids run around. O wait, that's $85 a week PER KID. So how am I supposed to make money to go to school, so that I can make great money. At which time I will gladly pay $85 a week, So I'm stuck with asking my friend to watch my kid, and when I come home she's playing on her computer, the house is trashed, my daughter is still in panties in bed, and my son's pull up is soaked. All because I can't afford a responsible person to look after them. Please, tell me how that's fair.
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1697439557.html

24) RE: All the wage crap on here (Norfolk)
Listen, if you're providing care for more than 15 hours a week (or 20% of their time), you are LEGALLY REQUIRED to receive minimum wage.
i.e 100/wk for 24 hours is not acceptable (186/wk for 24 hours is acceptable)....the care provider can sue the employer for numerous tort violations and at least get back the difference in wages (for up to 2 years)
YOU ALSO MUST PAY SOCIAL SECURITY TAXES FOR YOUR CARE PROVIDER!!!
THIS IS NOT BS! THIS IS U.S FEDERAL LAW!!!!!
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1697490663.html

25) RE: Childcare in Norfolk (Don't worry about the Critics) (Norfolk)
You were honest in your requirements. Unfortunately, a random, small-minded, and bored individual chose to criticize you. I've seen it before on this space. Don't take it to heart, just be thankful that that individual did not volunteer to care for your children -- what a nut!
The appropriate response would have been to sympathize with your situation. We are all parents and mostly mothers who work. None of us are paid enough to have to be away from our children all day, but we all do what we have to do. We should be supporting one another and not writing stupid commentary criticizing other postings. Boo to the person who criticized you. They should be ASHAMED!
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1697507255.html

26) RE: CANNT AFFORD CHILDCARE (Norfolk)
STOP HAVING KIDS IF YOU CANNT AFFORD TO PAY SOMEONE 85$ PER CHILD A WEEK THATS CHEAP BE GRATEFUL THAT SOMEONE IS WILLING TO PROVIDE CARE FOR THAT PRICE AND IF YOUR SO CALLED FRIEND DOESNT DO A NICE JOB HELPING YOU THEN SHE MAY NOT BE YOUR FRIEND....YOUR CHILDREN DESERVE BETTER FROM YOU AND THE PEOPLE YOU ALLOW AROUND THEM ..
......NOW SUCK IT UP LIKE THE REST OF US AND MAKE SOME CHANGES IN YOUR LIFE LIKE BETTER FRIENDS, ASK YOUR FAMILY FOR HELP, SOCIAL SERVICES WILL HELP PAY FOR CHILD CARE IF YOU REALLY ONLY MAKE 75$ A WEEK WITH 2 KIDS WE NOT DUMB ON THE CRAIG'S LIST YOUR NOT THE ONLY SINGLE MOM OUT HERE TRYING TO MAKE A WAY TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHILDREN I NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN BUT BE REAL AND STOP THINK AND WORK HARD SO YOUR KIDS CAN HAVE NICE DAY CARE AND BE CLEAN, FED, EDUCATED ITS NOT ABOUT YOU ONCE YOU HAVE KIDS ITS ALL ABOUT THEM NOW CALL SOCIAL SERVICES ON MONDAY MORNING AND ASK FOR HELP FOR THE KIDS. GOD BLESS THIS TWO LITTLE ONES
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1697523849.html

27) RE: Parents who can't afford childcare (Norfolk)
I have to agree with the postings...charging $85 a week for two kids is NOT enough money. I'm not bashing parents who can't afford it but as a parent, you have to do what you have to do. If that means, swallowing your pride and going down to social services to get help (tanf, food, childcare help, medicaid), then DO IT! Also, if you have to take a part time job or something, then do it. You get what you pay for. If you're paying for cheap daycare, then you are going to get cheap care. A provider who does what she is supposed to has to come out of pocket for alot of expenses and then has to pay her own bills and take care of her own family. Alot of parents seem to want sympathy because they are single parents or can't afford much...which is understandable but think about the provider who has her own bills, too, so if you can't afford to pay her much then what in the world is she supposed to do?
Parents want you to feed their children, potty train their children, take their children on field trips, have them do arts & crafts, change their children...well that's what a provider is supposed to be doing but you need to pay her for it because all that stuff costs money!!!!
You get what you pay for and if you can't afford childcare then maybe take on another job....
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1697885483.html
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28) need childcare (Norfolk)
hi, i need childcare for the greenbrier area.... my recent babysitter starts work this week..i am lookn for someone who can teach them as well as care for them....... i pay her $120.00 every 2 weeks for 2 kids.... the boy is 2. the girl is 4 1/2.... i just recently started working last month....my mom can pick the kids up half of day during the week.... so you wont have them all day...... please let me know if this fits into your schedule..... thanks for lookn.....
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1698298999.html

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29) RE: i pay her $120, 2 weeks for 2 kids (Good Luck) (Norfolk)
Seriously who are going to watch 2 kids for 60 a week..thats just bannanas and i usually dont respond too ads but this one is crazy..
childcare cost 100 a week for one child,maybe u should stay home if u cant afford to pay or consider going to social services for help.
the cost for two kids every two weeks is 400..at the least
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1698437724.html
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30) Need a full-time Nanny (Denver)
Hi! We are searching for a nanny / babysitter to become a big part of our family! We are looking for someone Monday - Friday from about 8:30am - 5:30pm who will come to our apartment home in south Aurora. We have two sweet little girls ages 3 and 15 months who love to play and be active. We are looking for someone who is very reliable, female, loving and caring and willing to be a role model to our girls. It is important to us that our girls do quality activities during the day (games, crafts, go outside, etc.) and limit the amount of tv they watch. We will be looking for someone who is excited about teaching our girls (alphabet, numbers, etc.) and ready to give them the attention and occasional discipline that they need. We are a Christian family who would be thrilled to find a young woman who is interested in playing a very important role in our family life.

We do not have any pets, and have a nice pool / hot tub / splash park as part of our apartment complex, as well as walking trails across the road. We will also make sure food is provided for our nanny and girls.

We are currently able to pay $250 / week (about 45 hours) with potential for a little more in the future. We will be very particular about who we choose, as I have been a stay at home mom for 3 years but now feel it is time for me to jump back into the working world. We will be doing background checks and interviews on our candidates as well doing reference checks. We also ask that you are CPR certified and have your own reliable transportation.

Please only reply if you are very interested and qualified for what we are looking for. We will be placing the most precious things in our lives in your hands, and will be taking it very seriously! We know the perfect person for our family is out there, and we can't wait to meet you! Please contact Amber via email: alhodge15@**** Thanks so much!
Original URL: http://denver.craigslist.org/kid/1700049117.html
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31) Nanny needed for 10 month old; $150-$200/week (Atlanta)
We currently have a 10 month old daughter and are looking for childcare Mon-Friday most weeks and some weeks will be Mon-Thursday. Hours vary but are typically 8-6 on Mon-Thurs and 9 - 3 on Fridays (only work 2-3 Fridays/month). Need someone with experience and close to the Brookhaven area (5 min from Lenox). Pay is from $150-200/Wk but willing to go to $250 for right experience.
Original URL: http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/kid/1702289866.html
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32) Childcare needed for 2 yr old boy (Milwaukee)
Hi. I'm a student at MATC and I'm also 6 mo. pregnant, due July 20th. So I am unable to work & go to school. My boyfriend/the father works for a reality company as a sub-contractor.
He gets paid bi-weekly. So that's when you'd be getting paid as well.
Here's the deal:
I have been in the child care business, so I'm well aware of the rates for child care and basic babysitting. Infact that is what I am finishing school for, is child care providing and elementary teaching.
This is a part time rate for a part of the week child.

I would prefer our home, but would agree to yours if it's in the area and fit for children.
We have a backyard w/ a swing set.
2 friendly dogs.
A quiet neighborhood.
* Your child is welcomed to come along if the age is appropriate.
The hours are short and part time.
Mon-Thur. from 9am-2:30pm
I start school at 10am. I get out at 2pm.
School will only last until May 21st. This will be a 4 week babysitting run. And may include some weekends if needed in the future.
I'm looking for someone to start as soon as this Monday 4-19 if we're that lucky!
Please email me or call with details of your age, references if possible any classes if possible but not required.
414-491-6992
THANKS! Have a great day!
PS: I do not want to enroll my son in a child care center, I would like a babysitter or a SAHM...somewhere along those lines. : )
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The rate can be hourly or a weekly rate:
$3.75 X 5hrs. = $18.75 a day. 4days X $18.75 = $75.00
Or it can be a flat rate of 75.00 a week as hours may be less. But never more than 20 hrs. a week.
BI-WEEKLY PAID: $150.00 Everyother Friday
***My son will have a packed lunch, diapers, wipes & extra clothes brought daily. ***
I stated in my ad that I am Pregnant & Unable to work. I'm in school for (4.5) hours. Our family has a (1) income that is bi-weekly.
Therefore I will not pay $30 a day as we cannot afford it!
Original URL: http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/kid/1697302589.html
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33) Part-time evening Sitter needed (Norfolk)
Need a sitter from 4-11ish M-Th nights. $300 a month. 4yr old daughter and 2 yr old son. I live in housing right next to NOB. Kids bedtime is 9pm, I don't care what you do after that, watch tv, or I have wi-fi if you have a laptop. Son is still in pull-ups, daughter is potty-trained but still wears Good Nights. I have a lab mix, in case anyone has allergies. He's a big baby, and thinks he's a lapdog. If you'd rather leave him outside that's fine, he doesn't really mind. Only thing other than watching them is cooking dinner, which is usually mac n cheese or hamburger helper, or sandwiches. It's really whatever you feel like doing, they pretty much eat anything. Please email if interested. Looking for someone to start on the 26th. Teenagers welcome to apply as long as you have a reliable way to get here.
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1696767871.html
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34) Wanted: Babysitter/Nanny (Fresno)
JOB REQUIREMENTS:

1. TRANSPORTATION IS A MUST (YOUR OWN CAR)

I WOULD LIKE EITHER A LIVE IN NANNY OR SOMEONE WHO COULD COME AROUND 7AM TO 4PM.

I WORK AT 2AM TO 11AM.

SO THIS WOULD BE IN MY HOME. (MY GRANDMOTHER IS HOME ALL THE TIME BUT SHE CAN'T LIFT OR CARE FOR THE BABY'S)

I WOULD BE PAYING 400 A MONTH. UNLESS YOU ARE GOING TO LIVE IN MY HOME. WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT.

I HAVE 2 BOYS AGES 1 AND 2 1/2.

PLEASE GET BACK TO ME VIA TEXT.

530 828 ****

I LIVE IN FRESNO BY HERNDON AND CEDAR.
Original URL: http://fresno.craigslist.org/kid/1702987514.html
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35) Seeking honest, reliable Nanny for 3 (Seattle)
** very interested in a mom/wife or young adult with plenty of energy!!**
(summer live-in may also be a possibility)
We are looking for someone who is very reliable, loves to work with children (ie. sing songs, read, play, go out, etc), honest and does NOT curse, smoke or use physical punishment AND organized (able to have/creat a daily routine/schedule)
To be honest, we can not afford much, at the VERY MOST $800-900/month.
The times are in our home M-W & F 7am-6pm (possibly 5pm) - and most Wednesdays off at 4pm (there may be an occasional Thurs, but I try not to, unless Dr appts or something)
We have plenty of outdoor ride-on toys, arts/crafts materials and memberships to area attractions (Tacoma children's museum, seattle aquarium, pacific science center, etc).
This person will be someone who can cook simple, kid-friendly meals for breakfast and lunch (or pack lunch for outings)., has a valid WA state drivers licence, clean backgound check and clean driving record, current car insurance and reliable transportation.
We have 3 children (two are school age, and the youngest is 2).
We need someone who will clean up after themselves, not steal from us or our children AND has a great track record for being ON-TIME.- VERY IMPORTANT
We are looking for someone to start approx june 19th, ongoing through at least Sept 1. ** mothers with 1 infant or 1 toddler will consider also** (If you have a child, maybe we can work out where I keep your child on your Thursdays off)
**at least 1 wk vacation off in July** -- Also if interested 7 things work well, may be available for longterm care during the school-year. If interested, please reply and we will follow up.
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/kid/1699589991.html
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36) Child Care (Myrtle Beach)
My husband and I are in search of someone to be able to watch our 2 year old son on a daily basis that can most of the time work from 9am until 430-530pm. There will be sometimes where we would need this individual to be able to work at 6am and also some times they would be working until 830pm. There also is times during the month that this individual would work one saturday and one whole weekend. I (the mother) work weekdays and usually off weekends but has a second job that sometimes requires me to work a weekend. It will start happening more and more as we get closer to summer. My husband work a more varied schedule. We were paying our last sitter 65 a week and would like to some how stay near this but understand if it goes up some. So please email me you are interested in watching our two year old little boy.
Original URL: http://myrtlebeach.craigslist.org/kid/1699065272.html
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37) Looking for nanny for our boys (Atlanta)
Looking for nanny for our 9 month old 3 year old and 4 year old hours will be no latter then 4:30pm... very laid back!!!! please email me for more info looking to pay around $125 a week.
Original URL: http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/kid/1702918709.html
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38) Summer Sitter Needed (Milwaukee)
I am looking for a summer sitter for my 9 year old son.
I live in the Carroll College area and it will be in my home.
He is very active and has numerous friends in the neighborhood. He likes to play at their homes or go to the park.
He is very independent and doesn't need alot of attention.
Honestly I am looking for someone to make sure they know who's house he is at.
Who would be able to take him and/or pick him up from the pool during operating hours.
Someone who is able to handle things in case an emergency occurs.
He is to young to be on his own for a 8 1/2 hour day but to old to be in Daycare.
Hours: Monday - Friday 7:45 a.m. to 4:15 p.m.
Weekly pay of $75.00
References requested. Vehicle a must. Outgoing and happy individual wanted for Sitter.
Original URL: http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/dmg/1690963231.html
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39) NEED SITTER 2 HOURS A DAY (Pittsburgh)
I need a sitter from 12:30pm til 2:30pm....for my 2 yr old son...I go to work @ noon and hubbie gets here @ 230pm, so we will pay 5 bucks an hour, 10 a day, and its only mon-thursday!! please email asap for details, great for a retired grammy or SAHM...my home preferred!!
Original URL: http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/kid/1699769181.html
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40) SUMMER SITTER NEEDED (D.C.)
I am in search of a summer sitter that can be at my house with the children ages 6 and 7 between the hours of 6am - 4:30pm. They don't usually wake up until after 9am (sometimes even later) so that time is yours in the morning. The complex has a pool and there are also parks and walking trails in the area to keep the kids occupied during the day. I am able to pay between $150 - $175 per week. If you are not willing to accept that rate PLEASE do not respond to my ad - $175 is as high as I can go. I am looking for someone who is punctual and reliable and great with kids.
Original URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/kid/1696352171.html
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41) Looking for Childcare (Seattle)
I am looking for childcare for my two year old daughter in our home M-F from 7:15 AM-5:15 PM. Monthly compensation $550.00. Please email qualifications and refrences. We are located in Port Orchard.
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/kit/kid/1700213920.html
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42) In need of affordable childcare (Norfolk)
Looking for affordable childcare for a 14 mo from 7:30am-5:30pm M-F in Chesapeake, I live on Great-bridge Blvd. next to the new Oscar Smith High School & I would like to find childcare in this area. I am paying $50 a week now, I can't afford much more because I just started working. Please e-mail me your rates, any questions and a little about yourself. Thanks so much! I look forward to hearing from you!
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1702624494.html
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43) Evening Sitter (D.C.)
I work evenings and would like to hire a reliable and trustworthy person to come into my home and sit for my son. My son is 4 years old and is not a problem at all. :) I would need someone to assist with dinner and make sure he's in bed by 7:30pm.The rest of the evening, you will be babysitting a sleeping child, so I would like for some light housework to be done; washing dishes, sweeping floor, etc.The hours would be 6pm- 1am or 8pm- 3am. I am metro accessible, but because the hours in the evening are so late, I would prefer to have someone that has a car. Also, THIS IS NOT A 40 HR A WEEK JOB!!! I need this mostly M-F, some weekends if you are available, 4 nights out of the week maximum. $75- $150 cash each week. Please respond back with experience and phone number. Looking to meet and hire someone in the next 2 weeks.
Original URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/dmg/1704867352.html
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