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Saturday, November 28, 2009
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1) NEED CHILD CARE TODAY AND PERMENTLY (Chesapeake)
Hello, I'm needing Childcare for my son Staring TODAY!!!!!,(((((((I need someone in chesapeake only.)))))))) I know this is short notice, my curreent babysitter was turned into CPS today buy another parent and is no longer allowed to watch children.I need childcare startingTONIGHTat 4:PM til 1Opm or so, and than i will need you permently, my work schedule is crazy i mostly work nights. usually from 3pm till 11pm, and sometimes i get called in.so i wouldneed you on call, looking for someone to look after my 2 year old he will be 3 next month. he is a.d.h.d so i would need someone who can handle a lil one well...... need someone to feed him dinner,and give him a bath... (i know its hard to every night) but if u cant on certian nights i understand. and but him to bed,and when i get off i will come and get him, also some nights i do work tiil 1am or 2am, so if on those night if he can stay the night that would help alot, and i would come and get him in the morning,but i would let you know in advance, iam a single mother,so i asking for help........
(((((((((((I do get paid every other week)))))))), so i get paid on November 27th and i would pay you for one week, and after that, i do receive foodstamps so i will help to provide food and snacks..... I can only afford $70-80 a week and if i have to work late hours or a double i will pay you extra.......... please text me or e-mail me............ thanks, niki 757-803-****
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1480418035.html
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2) Babysitter needed for Autistic Child - part time (Seattle)
I'm looking for a very part time babysitter to develop a friendship and working relationship with my son which could possibly develop into more long term, more full time childcare employment. Initially this will be 1-2 hours per week during the late afternoon or evening hours during the week or on weekends. This position is ideal for an individual looking to advance in a career working with Special Needs children.
My son is 8 yrs old and is verbal and very bright and sweet and engaging and helpful. The challenge is to help him manage his frustration which comes up suddenly and often without warning. He manifests this in aggressive outbursts which include hitting, throwing, kicking, biting, spitting, etc. Working with him requires knowledge of or willingness to use safe restraining holds as well as using sensory input to redirect/refocus him. We use Collaborative Problem Solving and you would need to learn this method if you are not familiar with it. He has 2 younger sisters so care could take place in the home but likely would be an outing away from home (any expenses would be covered).
His interests are Pokemon, Legos, graphics manipulation in MS Paint, learning new skills by watching tutorials online, imaginary battles and warrior play. He would like to get more involved in sports and music but has not been able to master teamwork and taking turns and sticking to instructions. He would also like to work on riding a bicycle and playing soccer.
We live right on the south end of Bothell so are just a mile or two away from Kirkland, Woodinville, and Kenmore. The closest bus stop is .75 miles. At this time pay would be cash but possibly, if you are working or planning to get certifications and I am able to get funded, you would be paid through the appropriate agencies in the future. Please contact me via this post to indicate interest and reply with any questions, your desired hourly rate, and references. Compensation: negotiable - depends on experience ($10-$15/hr) Thank you.
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/dmg/1478092325.html
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3) Looking for Pre School for my 4 year old (Seattle)
Hi I'm looking for a affordable Pre School for my Daughter that is 4 years and I only need couple days week or onces week for 3hours at most a day and i need to be with her the whole time and can be of some help to you as long as im with my child small preschool with lots of one on one
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/kid/1484728062.html
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4) need a late night sitter tonight (Seattle)
i am looking for someone to watch my 4 yr old daughter for this evening so i can enjoy a night out. prefer someone with children near same age or a responsible student looking for a little xmas money. $20-30 for evening
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/dmg/1476720208.html
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5) nanny a babysitter or housekeeper (Los Angeles)
"hi everyone my name is jamileth i just started my businesses as a nanny agency i make shure u get the service u need if u want a nanny a babysitter or housekeeper live in live out i could help you i have my businesses from my house i charge no fees to the famalys at all is free to the famalys please feel free to email me jamilethmariona@**** if u have more questions thank you jamileth"
Original URL: none given
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6) Temporary sitter need - make $$$ before Holidays (Madison)
Looking for:
A reliable, person to work who has experience with children and knows how to care for them
and has references.
Is able to work part time about 25-30 hours/week,
on regular set days. Some hours of work to help with basic housecleaning, meal help, errands.
Sitter help needed on week ends,
and M-F, 2-3 AM's
and/or 2 afternoons 3-7 PM
Fri or Sat evening every other week--
if you are available some or all of these hours.
Please APPLY IF:
you are available now, can start immediately, (tomorrow, Mon. 11-23-09)
are available week ends and Mon and Wed 3-7PM.,
have experience as a sitter,
have a car,
leave a # where you can be reached
Please describe yourself and your experience.
Looking for help in our home. Sitters without children please.
Earn $$$ now before the holidays.
Original URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/1477827291.html
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7) Looking for a better family to babysit for (Pasadena)
Hello, I am looking for a better family to babysit for. The one I am babysitting for right now are treating me poorly. I am a timid person who gives respect, but unfortunately I haven't gotten respect back from this family. I have lots of experience, love kids and I'm affordable! Please e-mail me if you are interested in having me help you. Thank you.
Original URL: http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/kid/1481266620.html
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8) Babysitter Needed for Tonight (Tulsa)
I already posted an ad today but that is the wrong email the correct email is kylanmanny@**** I am looking for a babysitter for tonight for my 5 year old son Wesley. Please let me know your rates for overnight or really late, where you live, and your phone number. Thanks Kyla
Original URL: http://tulsa.craigslist.org/kid/1476103660.html
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9) Nanny/housekeeper for DT Seattle (Seattle)
Need a Nanny/house keeper for part time long term gig. Aprox hours are Mon, Tue, Thurs, from noon till 7pm, friday from noon till ten but hours may vary depending on need, to more or less. Will be above 25 a week, but under 40 a week.
Responsibilitys include: Daily house keeping, walking dogs 2-3 times, home schooling and occasional shopping and light cooking. Home schooling is relitively easy just follow directions from the online course with my 9 year old, requires about 23 hours a week. Cleaning is about 3 hours a week. Child is well behaved and helpfull, a joy to be around. The dogs are large, and sweet as well. One is 2 years old one very very old.
Would like someone who has a flexiable schedule, and lives near Downtown Seattle. Hours vary a little day to day, hour less here hour more there. But I can work with you.
Please be reliable, and responisble. You will essentialy be responsible for my kids education, something I dont take litely. So be responsible.
I expect 'at least' 4 hours homework done a day, and about an hour of cleaning a day(dishes, vacuming, light picking up) etc. Also skills with organizing would be great. My place needs organising, if your good at it, I would love for you to re organise the house drawer by drawer cubbord by cubbord. Pay is 9.50 an hour
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/dmg/1481563749.html
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10) Looking for babysitter (New York)
Hii I'm lookin 4 a babysitter for the following days mon wed thur frrom 7 to 730 n Friday 9 to 2
Be fun relliable have reefreence n patients I'm lgot a 2 year old boy a handfull an a 1 year old daughter I'm over protective please bear with me lookng for soon saliary is 120 to 150 week neg price... richmond hill queens or upper eastside manhattan
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/kid/1484745020.html
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11) Live-In $44,000 (already have 2 Live-Out) (D.C.)
$44,000 – Live-in Mature, Possibly Retired Couple
Woodbridge, VA
Seeking a mature couple or highly organized, high-energy, physically capable individual to live in our home to assist me with upkeep and maintenance of the home, housekeeping, and household management and to support my two teens who have Cerebral Palsy, primarily in an on-call capacity. I would really prefer a couple for this job, even if one of them worked during the weekdays but was available to assist with household tasks evenings and weekends, it could be a big help.
We already employ two individuals (who live-out) and come in the afternoons/evenings to assist the children, including dinner, bathing and bedtime activities.
You would be required to provide the following support for the teens:
~ On-call support at night;
~Assist in the mornings before school for 2 hours; Once the kids are in school, you will be on-call until 2pm.
~There are some scheduled tasks throughout the week associated with upkeep/management of the home and children's needs and housekeeping. These are typically accomplished during the weekdays, and require perhaps 4-5 hours per week, maximum.
~1 weekend per month (a parent is present, and you provide interactive support)
~On-call during school days. (The kids are very healthy; they rarely miss school. As long as you stay in the area- -within 15 minutes - you can come and go during the day as you wish)
~Home maintenance and yard work
~One weekend per month, you will work during the day Saturday & Sunday, and be here on-call at night. I am here with the kids, too, and simply need support.
~One weekend per month you are on-call Saturday Noon-5pm . The other two weekends per month you are off from Friday at 2pm - Sunday at 4pm.
During the summer - The two assistants who live out both work full-time. You will work more, managing activities & schedules, etc. Summer is a busier time, but with the two full-time staff; it is more than manageable for an organized person. I am here most days, working from home (and available if really needed) during weekdays.
We are a loving, warm, busy, household, and I am a single mom who cannot manage all of the tasks associated with a big home, yard, kids, work, etc.
Our home is large; you would have your own bedroom, as well as access to the home as any family member would, which includes a home gym, large screen TV, wireless high-speed internet and computer, laundry room and kitchen access, etc.
We live very close to malls, restaurants, community college, and we are a 5 minute walk to a VRE train station (but we are NOT near a Metro). We have ample parking if you have your own car, but we do not provide a car for your personal use, ONLY for use during job-related tasks.
The job pays $44,000 per year. You pay no rent. I ask for $300 monthly to assist with utilities, cable, Internet, etc.
I am seeking someone to LIVE-IN. Please do not apply if you are not available for this. Thank you.
1. You must be at least 18 years old
2. You must be able to lift 100 pounds safely
3. You must be comfortable with performing personal care tasks for a person with a disability.
4. You must be legally able to work in the US and have CURRENT documentation. The program does not allow me to obtain documentation for anyone.
5. You will be required to complete a criminal history check.
6. I require drug screening.
7. You must be able to drive and must have a current, valid driver's license.
8. You will be required to get a TB test.
(Please note that this is paid via a public program, and the 6 items above are required for hiring\payment. Identifying yourself as fitting these requirements if, in fact, you do not may result in non-payment from the Commonwealth of Virginia.)
Original URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/dmg/1480169619.html
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12) Babysitter Needed (Seattle)
I am in need of a babysitter/nanny on Tues 11/24 and Wed 11/25. If you do a good job and everyone looks like they mesh well it is possible that this can turn into a full time 40hr a week job. I need someone available from 1:00 on Tuesday till about 3pm, and on Wed from 9am till about noon. My son's are 3 and 4 years old. On Wed my girls get out of school early, but I should beat them home easily. Pay is $8 an hour. Please email me, tell me about yourself, describe yourself, and give me a good contact number.
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/dmg/1478397798.html
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.... HOW MUCH?!

13) Babysitter (Norfolk)
I am looking for someone to take care of my 4 yr old during the day. My schedule is Monday and Wednesday 9:30-5:45, Tuesday and Friday 9:15-5:30, and Thursday 9:00-5:15.It could either be at my home or I will be able to drop her off. I prefer at my home because I have a 6yr old that would be getting off the bus from school at 3:20 that would also need to be looked after. Salary would be $50 a week reguardless if you do or do not watch them on some days. I never work on Sat. and Sun. and I get all major holidays off. If interested or you have any questions or suggestions on daycare please feel free to contact me at elizabethkalua@****.
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/csr/1477371494.html
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14) nanny needed asap (Seattle)
Hi there i need a nanny asap! I am the nanny for four children ages 10, 7, 4, 1. looking for a wonderful nanny to take care of them and be there for them whatever there needs may be.. the 7 and 10 go to school until three so most of the day its only the little ones. the hours are from 8am-6:30pm.. i know its long... there mother works in seattle and its the drive time that makes the hours so long. Pay will be givin to you by DSHS. roughly around1,250.00-1,300.00 a month and its monthly. light house cleaning is required and cooking too.. just clean up after the kids and make them breakfast lunch and dinner.. they have a schedule that they have had for the last year that will be givin to you so they dont get confused. please call if you are interested or shoot me an email. 253-632-****.. Thanks Amanda.. Starting date would be between dec 7-9.....
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/skc/kid/1484284944.html
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15) wanted fri/sat nanny (Seattle)
HI I am looking for a caring, responsible adult to care for my 3 year old between the hours of 5pm-3am. Must have own transportation. I am looking to pay 40/per day. Please call me at 425-737-**** Thanks Nicole
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/kid/1483171097.html
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16) Full-Time Live In Nanny Position Available (Phoenix)
Nanny,
We are a fun-loving family who needs a special someone to help look after our baby during the day. Mom and Dad both work full time in and outside of the home. We hope you are a happy person who is a positive role model who will actively engage with our baby.
Hours will fluctuate but are generally 9:00am-5:00pm M-F
Feeding and caring for Baby
Very Light housekeeping including baby's laundry
Will have own room and bathroom
Use of pool/spa in the backyard
Use of Pool, Spa, Tennis Courts, and fitness center within neighborhood
Use of Family Car in the evenings (Night school an option) with car insurance paid
Flat Screen TV with cable in room
Own personal laptop with wireless internet
2 weeks paid vacation
$500 stipend towards school
opportunity to travel with family during their vacations
Home located within close distance of 3 community college campuses
Must be able to pass drug test, background check and references required.
Compensation: $800 a month
Original URL: http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/dmg/1469084563.html
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17) looking for spanish speaking nanny (Las Vegas)
we are looking for an older grandmother type spanish nanny that is available to stay in our home from mondays at 3 pm til fridays at 12 noon to help care and bond with our 5 yr old son and helping to maintain a clean home.duties would include housework and light cooking for our son as well as his laundry bathing him and getting him dressed when needed.someone older organized and spanish speaking would be perfect.pay would be 160 cash weekly and this is an easy position.we are laid back and you are able to do things at your own pace.if interested please email.thanks.
Original URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/kid/1484792756.html
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18) Full-Time Nanny Wanted (Las Vegas)
My wife and I are looking to hire a Full-time Nanny to help us take care of our 3 year old son.
A little about our family.
My wife and I are both Lutheran Pastors....Our son is a loving, rambunctious little boy that loves music, and anything physical.
We are looking for someone that would like to become a part of our family and share in helping us take care of our son. Below is a job description of what we are looking for exactly. We do not have much flexibility in ours right now.
The perfect person would be able to pick our son up, drive him to our home, take care of him there until either of us comes home at 5:00pm, but would also be open to someone bringing him back to their home. Please respond to this ad with your resume and contact information, as well as any information that would help us make the best decision. Background checks will be done after an in-person . You can e-mail me directly at tommywalters1001@****
Full Time Nanny
Job Description- Beginning Right Now
1. Qualifications
- Three-Five years working with Toddler Aged children or Non Experience Person
- Loving and playful demeanor
- Ability to enforce rules and boundaries
- Creativity
- Healthy attitude and love for children
2. Responsibilities
- Pick our son up from Pre-school
- Feed our son a healthy lunch
- Give a structured nap-time
- Cleaning once per week. (Mop and sweep floors, do our son’s laundry, vacuum and straighten playroom)
- On occasion run errands for parents
- Play and interact with our son
- Communicate any behavioral issues to parents and work cooperatively in raising our child.
3. Hours/Compensation
- 16.5 hours per week.
- Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,Thursday.Friday and Saturay, 11:30am-5:00pm
- $40 per hour, paid twice per month
Original URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/kid/1481871134.html
Note: This is a WTF in the other direction... $40/hr?!
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19) Need Nanny in Alaska!! ASAP (Reno)
Hello, My family is originally from the Nevada Reno area, we are living in Palmer Alaska now and we are in need of someone to live in our home and help with the kids. My husband is in Reno area working until the middle of March and I work on call nights here in Alaska. If you want a change in your life and want to move to Alaska where the economy is better please let me help you do this. I would like a long term person, but need someone to sign contract at least until March. I have 3 kids. I will provide room and board, food, and a weekly stipend of $100 to 150 a week. Thanks for your time.
Original URL: http://reno.craigslist.org/kid/1482246236.html
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20) After School care needed 51st & 193rd (Tulsa)
I am in need of someone to watch 8 year old boy from about 4:00-6:30 Monday-Friday. Most days someone would most likely be home before 6:30. We are in the Johanna Woods neighborhood in Broken Arrow. This would be an ideal job for a teenager. I will consider anyone 12 and older as long as they have the maturity level for a job like this. All it would involve is being here when he got off the bus anytime between 4:00 & 4:15 and just making sure he follows his daily after school routine of doing his homework and chores...no cooking or cleaning. He is a very well behaved and low maintenance child. I would either be home from work by 6:00 to 6:30 or my fiance would be here as soon as he gets out of his classes.
I can only offer about $40 a week right now until I get my finances back in order...have been laid off since March...but this is a great opportunity for a young teen who wants some extra money. They could bring their homework and do it while supervising him. Thanks so much.
Original URL: http://tulsa.craigslist.org/kid/1471401398.html
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21) Childcare needed in my home (Sacramento)
I need childcare for my 1 1/2 yr old son in my home m-f every other week. I need someone who is able to be there by 4:15 every morning. I need to be at work by 5am. I will be home by 2:30. I can pay 100.00 per week. My girlfriend will also be in the home while you are with my son. If interested please reply with resume. Thank You, Stephanie
Original URL: http://sacramento.craigslist.org/kid/1479345024.html
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22) Part time Nanny needed for 3 little ladies! (Minneapolis)
We're looking for a loving, part time nanny to help us out! Job requires 18-20hrs a week. We have 4 girls, ages 10, 3, and 1. (twins age 3) I was a stay at home mom for 4 years and just recently started working part time. Our twins have Cystic Fibrosis, so there are a few special requirements on their behalf. (this is not a debilitating disease, but it does need to be maintained with medications, breathing treatments, a special diet, and most of all by infection control!!!) They are just like any other normal, rambunctious 3yr olds otherwise. All the girls love music, dancing, puzzles, movies, books, and just being little princesses! There is some cleaning involved in the job, but mostly basic housekeeping, ie, dishes, keeping the toys picked up, and ocassional vaccuuming, swiffering, and mopping. We are a very loving family and until recently, only had family in our home to care for our children. We will do thorough interviews before we decide on that perfect play pal!! Pay will be somewhat negotiable, but we are looking for more of a $5-$10 pay range. Please contact me with any more questions or to set up a time to meet!!!!
Original URL: http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/dak/kid/1478182597.html
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23) Occasional Babysitter needed (Madison)
We are looking for an occasional babysitter for our two boys in our home for weekends and occasional evenings. Our boys are 3 and 8. The 8 year old is pretty much self sufficient and very easy to "babysit". Our 3 year old is potty trained. We are looking for someone who can come to our home (don't need to have own transportation). We're looking for a fun loving person who will be here to PLAY with our kids. They both love to play and have fun, so those are definitely requirements for you too. We pay $5.00/hour and are really just needing the occasional sitter, mainly weekend nights when we need a night out. (it can get late)
Please reply to this posting if you are interested and we can set a time up to meet and for you to meet our kids and them to meet you! Thanks.
Original URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/1478029686.html
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24) NANNY NEEDED $30 per day (UWS/NY)
hello to everyone who reads this please read carefully.....we are looking for someone to come to our home on 200 DYCKMAN ST to take care of our 4 month old baby girl....here's the thing its not going to be everyday sometime it maybe 2 or 3 times a week and somethimes it may only be 1 day we can only pay $30 per day so this may be something for someone who's at stay at home or have alot of free time...we will also like some who can speak english and local..please reply only if interested we are a very nice couple who really need the help....thanks adelene22@****
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/kid/1479799230.html
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25) I NEED A SITTER (Las Vegas)
LOOKING FOR A SITTER IN MY NW HOME THURS 4PM-11PM FRI 130PM-1130PM SAT 530PM-1130 SUN4PM-1030PM & MON 330-9PM. I CAN ONLY AFFORD $75.00 A WEEK. ONLY SERIOUS INTRESTS ONLY PLEASE CALL AMY @ 702-612-**** THANK YOU Original URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/kid/1481240721.html

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26) $75 a week for 35 hours of work? (Las Vegas)
how can anyone think someone is going to drive to their home, take care of their children 35 hours a week for $75.00 that is $2.15 an hour. i certainly can't live on that.
Original URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/kid/1481536271.html
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