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1) Need in home helper /housekeeper/nanny (Seattle)
I am a stay at home wife going through a post traumatic stress disorder and agoraphobia. I need an in home helper/houseleeper/ nanny to help with some light cleaning, cooking, talking and just being available for help when needed. I have a small well behaved pomeranian, husband who is at work during the day, and no kids. We live in a condo in Belltown.
I usually cook Indian food , so some basic knowledge of Indian cooking might be helpful. I will need a very calm person , who can follow directions and is very caring.
A few hours a day ( between 10am-4pm) , 2-3 times a week would be ideal. We can work the schedule out. Most days might not involve anything except some light chores like heating up food and serving, fetching some water, and accompanying me on a short walk. I just need some help to deal with day today functions and gain some confidence. Once I get more comfortable with you around, then we can add in some house chores like loading up the dishwasher, vacuuming, kitchen clean up. Also, it would be easier if you lived close to downtown. and had some experience dealing with anxiety and stress related disorders.
Please contact with a short description of your experience, and references. I am currently hoping to start with $10 an hour, since we will have to try it out for a few days and see if I am comfortable enough with you to continue. We can work out mutually suitable pay once things settle and chores get defined.
I get severely anxious sometimes and will need you to stay calm and distract me by either talking or telling me some jokes (you can look them up online on my computer) or something else. You are welcome to get your other work or laptop with you to use in the free time.
URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/kid/2057364041.html
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2) Live-in Nanny (Georgia)
I am looking for someone very specific, so what I want to do is give you all the details of what I am needing and then you can tell me if it is something that you would be interested in.

I am looking for a live in nanny/roommate. Right now my child and I are living in a 3 bedroom 2 1/2 bath townhome in a very nice gated community. I pay $850.00 in rent, $150.00 electric, $30.00 water, $180.00 phone/internet/cable and $400.00 per month in groceries. So, if I find just a roommate then that person would be responsible for almost $700.00 per month in living costs.

What I want to do is have someone move into the 3rd bedroom at a significantly discounted rate ($400.00 per month...that will cover rent, utilities and I will buy the groceries) and be my nanny. This person would need to work Mon-Fri during the day so that she would be available some week nights and most weekends to watch my daughter.

Like I said, I am looking for someone very specific. But, if this is something that you would like to discuss further then please let me know and we can arrange a time for you to come over to the house and we can meet.
URL: http://jonesboro.craigslist.org/kid/2037439001.html
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3) Need sitter at my house ASAP (Arkansas)
HELLO, I HAVE GOT IN TO A BAD POSITION AND GOING THROUGH A BREAKUP AND I WAS NOT EVEN ABLE TO GO TO WORK TODAY AS I HAVE NOT NEEDED A SITTER. BUT NEED ONE NOW ASAP. I HAVE TO WORK THE REST OF THE WEEK SO I NEED TO HAVE SOMEONE HERE TOM. AND ON GOING. I HAVE THREE KIDS 8 MONTHS, 2, AND 3. TWO BOYS AND A GIRL. THEY ARE ALL WELL BEHAVED CHILDREN. I NEED SOMEONE HERE FROM 7:30 TO ABOUT 5:30.. I REALLY CANT AFFORD DAYCARE BUT I HAVE NO CHOICE AT THIS POINT. SO LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU WILL CHARGE FOR THE WEEK. I GET PAID ON TUESDAYS SO THAT IS WHEN I CAN PAY YOU. I WILL WANT TO MEET WITH YOU TODAY AND HAVE YOU COME OVER FOR AN HOUR OR SO TO MEET WITH MY KIDS. I DO HAVE A SMALL DOG BUT HE IS VERY HARMLESS. I CAN ONLY DO THIS AT MY HOUSE AS I DO NOT HAVE A CAR AND GET PICKED UP FOR WORK. PLEASE LET ME KNOW ASAP. THE ONLY OTHER THING I WOULD CONSIDER IS IF YOU WANTED TO COME GET THEM AND TAKE THEM TO YOUR HOUSE BUT I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO DROP THEM OFF OR PICK THEM UP. LET ME KNOW.. THANKS FOR READING AND GOD BLESS YOU CAN ALSO CALL ME @ 479-721-*** or email me at missjesx3@****..
URL: http://fayar.craigslist.org/kid/2052360009.html
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4) Room/Board for PT Nanny (North Carolina)
Part time nanny needed for 3 kids (girl 8, boy 5 and girl 5 mos) and mainly need someone to watch the baby while I sleep after working my night shift 2 to 3 days a week (usually 8am-2 or 3 pm). The days vary but are predominantly Mon/Wed/Fri/occassional Saturday. The care would mainly consist of caring for the baby for me to sleep during the weekdays while the other 2 are in school, watch the 3 kids and feed them lunch. I work occassionally on a Friday and would need care on Saturday instead of 1 of the weekdays. My schedule is available in advance for 6 week blocks so you can plan for work/school/life/etc.... The 5 and 8yo are pretty independent. They dress and feed themselves. I would like someone who is loving, kind, patient, fun and is able to set limits. You could easily hold down a job during the week or go to school as you need. I have a 4 bedroom house and the 4th bedroom (furnished well) would be yours as well as the 3rd bathroom. You would also have use of the kitchen, laundry and living rooms. I also have wireless internet connection throughout the house. I am located in Grove Park, off Wake Forest Hwy/Mineral Springs Road, 8 mins from Duke, 10 mins to NCCU, 25 mins to UNC or about 5 miles from Brier Creek Shopping Center. The community has a fitness center, tennis courts, v-ball, pool, gorgeous stocked Lake, walking trail, bike lanes, etc...Non-smoker preferred. May consider someone w/ a pet. Email me for more info! Thanks and be blessed!
URL: http://raleigh.craigslist.org/kid/2056559948.html
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5) Good Nanny... and I am the prettiest of them all!
JUST KIDDING
I AM LOOKING FOR FT/PT, LO, LOOONG TERM POSITION
I have been hoping for a miracle .The right fit that is.
I am a teacher, child care is my passion,
and to be a Nanny is my career choice.
I am grateful for smart, adorable, curious children
I have been taking care of for many, many years...
If you are a busy, successful, career Mom and Dad,
who want the best for your children,
please, let's talk.
Send me a super fast Email, I can't wait
to go on a new adventure.
URL: http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/kid/2049497404.html
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6) Emergency childcare needed tonight! (Madison)
I have two beautiful children, ages 4 and 2. I already have some plans in place and our sitter bailed. Looking for a sitter from 5:30 p.m.-11:30 p.m. this evening. Kids are great... they love to play, they love to be read to, they love puzzles, games and toys - they have a lot! :-)
Need a responsible sitter with references... Thanks!
URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/2056956839.html
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7) Looking for a catch up girl (Mjnneapolis)
I'm a first time mother. I'm still trying to create a schedule so I will be able to get my work done, the house clean, etc. Right now I am looking for someone who can help me clean, get organized, watch my little one while I'm working (I set up my office in the house), keep me on my schedule, odds and ends, etc. We are a christian family who live an organic lifestyle, I only speak French to my baby, it would be a bonus if you could speak another language - any, even sign language.

Candidate must love, love, love children. Great organizational and cleaning skills. Quick. Bossy. Honest. I would love to find someone that's would be able to even make some business calls for me: prospect some potential clients.

Ideally, I would like to be able to call my "catch up" girl, see if she's available to work on a any given day for a few hours, if so, great! If not, that's okay as well. Just a couple times a week maybe until I get into a solid schedule and can handle life again.

Email tarahugo@**** with qualifications, a little about yourself and what pay rate you are looking for. Thank you. (Sorry boys, I'm nursing my child, so, I would feel uncomfortable hiring a man - hope you understand)
URL: http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/dmg/2053800221.html
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8) Babysitter asap (Houston)
I am a 24 year old student. I will have my own car as of Friday. I do live kids. I am responsible loving an patient. Rather its a last minute get away or. Everyday thing I could babysit in your home or mine.. I am very trust worthy. I would not mind picking up kids and taking them around to do diffrent activities. I could also help with homework and writing skills. If you need my help contact me via txt or call.832722****. I will babysit any amount of kids depending on duties and travel.75-100 weekly.. thanks...
URL: http://houston.craigslist.org/kid/2054796440.html
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9) live in nanny wanted (Missouri)
I'm looking for a live in full time nanny! My husband is a, otr trucker and I would like to go with him every now and then for a week at a time until I can find a job! Once I find work I will need someone full time! Contact me for more details! Only serious emails pls and do not ask me if you can do this without being a live in! I will not respond! Anyone interested will be taken very well care of! Ty
URL: http://springfield.craigslist.org/kid/2040811098.html
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10) Sitter needed tonight (Idaho)
Looking for a sitter for tonight and beyond! Must be able to provide 3 non family references that I can call today and talk to. Must be able to meet with me today for an interview. We pay $6/hr and will need you once or twice a month, normally from 8 pm until around 12:30. Must drive, or have someone that can bring you and pick you up. Must live within 5 miles of McMillan and Locust Grove intersection. Call if interested 899-****
URL: http://boise.craigslist.org/kid/2045339452.html
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11) Are you needing "crunchy mama" style infant childcare? (Arkansas)
Hello, My name is Elyse and I am the owner of Tir na nOg Playcare, a small in-home childcare.
dedicated to caring for children under 2 years old... I care for infants only and am open 7am-6pm
Do you Want Nanny style care without the Nanny price? Do you wish there were No bigger kids around your newborn? Maybe you just need care for 2 or 3 days a week? Are you a Vegetarian? Organic? Do you believe in being Eco friendly?

I offer Lots of Old fashioned TLC, wooden and natural material toys, cloth dolls, playsilks, music & so much more. I am Criminal Background checked/fingerprinted, and Have First-aid/infant CPR/AED certification. I am the 1st endorsed Eco-Healthy childcare in the state; Monthly Rates are all inclusive of meals, diapers (cloth) & formula. Please feel free to call me at 1-800-471-**** or visit my website http://www.tirnanogplaycare.com/ for more information
URL: http://fayar.craigslist.org/kid/2054034478.html
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12) seeking live in nanny (California)
Hello!
I am seeking to replace my live in nanny as she is moving back to Austin. I am a single mom, with limited income.... this is what I am able to offer to those interested. Please note must be CPR and First Aid Certified, and background check, drug test and personality assesment will be conducted before position is offered.
Arrangement:
Live In Nanny
My schedule: mon-fri 630am-7pm, on call for events during evenings or weekends for work related or personal business.
You get your own room, with a furnished trundle bed and built in dresser and access to the rest of the house and all amenities. All utilities included, (includes cable and internet) and usage of computer.
I am not able to pay extra. However the cost of the above is equal to $1000 per month.
I am also allowing for you to have at the most two other children to care for in my home, so that you can have an extra income. However, you must be licensed and have you own resources for this.
This is also perfect for perhaps another single mother who is struggling and not working etc and needs a place for her and her child to stay.
The place is a nice 2 bedroom room 1 bathroom unit in Long Beach off 8th and obispo in Historic Rose Park. GREAT neighborhood and GREAT neighbors!!
Hardwood floors throughout the entire house, Large Rooms. 1500 sq ft. community courtyard (5 units share) for BBQ and socalizing.
About me: Single mother to 7 months old boy, i work an an assistant, on my days off I am usually running errands or out and about with my son. I am rarly home. When I am home, I am usually cooking and cleaning or just hanging out watching a movie and playing with my son.
NO INDOOR SMOKING OR SMOKING AROUND MY SON, NO DRUGS OF ANY KIND, NO DRINKING.
URL: http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/kid/2053091529.html

* Response from angry CL reader:

13) RE: seeking live in nanny (California)
You can't be serious. This is why your nanny is leaving you. I can't believe that you have the nerve to work someone over 60 hours and offer them just housing. A trundle bed in a bad neighborhood I'd not worth a 1000$ a month. We all know that a live in should never work more than 50 hours a week and should have a salary on top of their living there. What do you think this is a third world country. Being a child care provider(nanny) is a job and ur nanny deserves to be paid. We all know that in that neighborhood your two bedroom doesn't cost u more than 1000$ a month anyways. The sad part is ur probably getting help from the county and treating ur nanny like a slave. Being a nanny is a job and if someone is taking care of ur child they deserve to get paid.
URL: http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/kid/2054396637.html
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14) Babysitter needed tonight (New Jersey)
I am looking for a babysitter for tonight Friday November 12th. The hours would be around 7pm to approximately 2am. I have two children ages 10 & 2 and I'm located in Point Pleasant. Older teens with some babysitting experience is OK. If you would like to make some holiday $ tonight, please contact me. Thanks. Lisa 732-456-****
URL: unknown

* Response from angry CL reader:

15) RE: Babysitter needed tonight (New Jersey)
you obvious dont value your children or have any concern for their safety to just want to take whoever off the street to babysit while you go out? how fast today can you check refs?????? background check??????????????? drug addiction???????????????? pedephile maybe????? read the newspapers, watch the news airhead!!! my guess is you're a young mother or just clueless
URL: unknown
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16) URGENT NEED BABYSITTER!!! (Seattle)
I need a babysitter for the night of Nov. 17th, you'd come over around 4pm, spend the night, then take 2 of my kids to their daycare at 8am after getting my oldest on the schoolbus. Since most of what you'll be doing is sleeping, I'll pay $25 plus $10 gas money for the transportation in the morning, plus dinner will be provided. Absolutely NO smoking, NO drugs, NO alcohol, NO parties, NO porn, and NO boyfriends/girlfriends. References REQUIRED and WILL be checked!!! Prefer teenage girl with babysitting experience, and first aid/cpr training. Please send me an email telling me a little about yourself, and we'll go from there. These kids are my treasures, and I am very serious about finding the right person to babysit them, someone I can trust.
URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/kid/2057539526.html
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17) Need childcare in my home (Norfolk)
Hello, I need childcare in my home for my 5month baby girl and 2yr old son. My children are very well behaved. Im a single mother so im not paying 200 a wk for inhome childcare. Snacks and meal are here of course. Im military so I will need you from 630 am to around 430 or 5pm. I will be holding iinterviews all wk for the right sitter. Must have own transportation. Please call me@ 757 778 ****. Celeste
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/2055992207.html
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18) Nanny needed ASAP (New York)
Nanny needed for 2 year old girl.
Hours needed 7am to 6:30pm
Will Pay- $160/week
(You are welcome to watch TV, use the computer, or study if you are a student)
If you do housekeeping will pay $200/week
My daughter is very easy going and naps twice a day
I live one block from the 2 and 5 train also the 39 bus
Will need to meet you my this week. Have a great day!!
URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/kid/2050622002.html
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19) Nanny/Babysitter needed (unknown)
Two families are looking to share a nanny in their home for a total of four children (2 boys age 2 & 3; 2 girls age 9 & 10). The boys would need care all day and the girls just before and after school.
Who we are looking for: someone with experience, reliable, has their own transportation. Our boys are energetic and so your personality should match. The girls will need help and guidance completing homework.
Ideal candidate would love to play with the children and (weather permitting) be willing to take them outside to play or to the local park or library, etc.
Hours needed: M-F 7:30am-6:00pm. Must be available possibly until 8:30pm. We will discuss our hours upon hearing from you.
We are looking to pay around $160-200 week total (negotiable). We will supply all food and extra money for outings as needed.
Please email if you think you would be a hood fit for our situation. We look forward to hearing from you! Serious interests only please.
URL: unknown
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20) I need occasional care (Norfolk)
I'm seeking a someone that would stay with my daughter who is 18 months for 2 hours 4 times a week so I can go to the gym.
I'm willing to pay 15.00 a week for this.
If interested please reply and please be located in the Chesapake area, near Gret Bridge thanks.
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/2058277173.html
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21) Babysitter needed (Norfolk)
I'm looking for a baby sitter to watch my kids on the days i want to go out with my husband. i have a 2 years old girl and a 16 months old boy. I need someone who would come over to watch them, and would be able to get on base. I would give you $20 the whole night. average watching hours would be about 4-6 hours.and wouldn't be past 2am.thanks please call me at 757- 969-**** ask for Dwayne or Lauren
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/2058007980.html
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22) Nanny/Housekeeper (Houston)
I am looking for a reliable nanny/housekeeper to tend to a couple houses and small office once a week. The nanny position is available every other Saturday and Sunday for 8 hours each day. This job includes cooking,washing, cleaning. May be asked to go on small trips and overnight trips for the weekend. Must have own transportation, and be willing to do both jobs. This is a long term job. Please see rates below.
OFFICE $60
HOUSE #1 $70 (CLEANING, WASHING, FOLDING,ETC)
HOUSE #2 $120 (CLEANING, WASHING, FOLDING, COOKING, BABYSITTING) FOR SATURDAY AND SUNDAY
URL: http://houston.craigslist.org/dmg/2048664699.html
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23) EXP. CHEAP NANNY (Norfolk)
MY NAME IS MELISSA, I AM 26 YEARS OLD AND HAVE TONS OF EXPERIENCE WITH CHILDREN OF ALL AGES. I HAVE BEEN A NANNY TO SEVERAL FAMILIES, A PRESCHOOL TEACHER AND WENT TO TCC TOWARD A DEGREE IN EARLY CHILDHOOD DEVELOPMENT. I AM AVAILABLE FROM 7AM TO 4PM MONDAY THREW SATURDAY . I HAVE MY OWN TRANSPORTATION. $75 FOR PART TIME AND $125 FOR FULL TIME BUT I AM WILLING TO NEGOCIATE ON PRICES DEPENDING ON THE HOURS AND DAYS . PLEASE EMAIL ME AT MELLYCA23@**** OR CALL AT 757 343 **** IF YOU ARE INTERESTED.
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/2056678994.html
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24) Live-in PT nanny for twin babies (Atlanta)
Seeking Family Oriented PART-TIME LIVE-IN (ONLY) -Nanny for our beautiful 10 month old Twin Babies 20 - 25 hrs. per week; we currently have a 40 - 45 hr. primary day nanny M-F; flexibility essential in being available evenings and weekends (although, will not be needed every evening & weekend); offering free ROOM & BOARD with gorgeous private bedroom on Private multi-acre estate near Emory University; $300.00/month additional compensation offered; ideally, would like to find individual interested in partaking in family dinners and family activities and celebrations with our friends and family. Twin experience prefered; NON-SMOKERS ONLY! NO PETS! Please tell us a little bit about yourself and Email your resume' to LiveInNanny@****
URL: http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/kid/2059559809.html
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25) FT childcare needed (North Carolina)
Full time childcare needed for a 2.5 year old FT. Generally 8-6 M-F. Ideally Id like to stay at $135 or under weekly. Prefer a setting with at least one other toddler girl. Well mannered, partially potty trained princess needs care beginning Dec. 15, 2010.. Let me know about your setting/rates. We live off Falls near Bedford.
URL: http://raleigh.craigslist.org/kid/2050352575.html
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26) Needing a Nanny (D.C.)
We are looking for a nanny to take care for our two sons and do light household work.

Our sons are two and 7months old. Two year old likes reading books, singing, and playing outdoors/indoors. Our 7 months old likes to play, crawl around and explore.

Position is full-time: Monday-Friday 8:OOam to 7:00pm.

Daily routine would include: 1) arrive and assist in feeding breakfast, 2) play inside/outside, 3) morning walk in stroller, 4) naps for infant/ toddler, 5) prepare and serve breakfast lunch and dinner , 6)play inside/outside, 7) afternoon stroller walk, 8) afternoon play, 9) helping toddler to learn alphabets, numbers, and improving communication.. In addition, nanny would be expected to clean kids room and toys, make beds, , kids laundry, and perform other light housekeeping tasks.Nanny must be on-time, reliable, have an interest and experience working with children.

Parents are both nurses

Salary is 1000- $1200/month based on experience.

Occasionally there will be opportunity to work weekends for an additoinal money, if interested.

If interested, please email with your contact information and brief description of experience and languages spoken ranked on scale of 1=fluent, 2=partially fluet, 3=still learning the language.

Call 571-285-**** if interested. leave message and we will call you back. Thanks
URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/kid/2045716883.html
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27) I need childcare ASAP (Norfolk)
Hi, I have 3 kids ages 5, 2, 1 and I just found out my babysitter can no longer work. I have a job and so does my husband but he is in sales and money is tight and I am only pt.
I need someone to watch my 1 and 2 year old 2 or 3 days a week and my 5 year old after school those days.
I provide everything and if you have children you can bring them with you.
I need someone who has reliable transportaion because we live 2 blocks from my daughters school so she would need to be picked up at 3 15 everyday. There is zero housework involved no cooking and I am home by 6 everyday some days my husband will be home around 4 and relieve you or he will leave for work at 12 30 so you would only be at my home a few hours.
I need someone who can do this for 70$ per week (3 days) and the pay will go up when my job goes to full time or my pay increases.
unless you are in the neighborhood or in my daughters school district (sherwood forest) I will not send my kids to someone elses home because I can not afford seperate sitters.
If you are interested please respond to this e-mail with your name, area you live in, if you have reliable transportation, a little about yourself and any expierence you have. Thank you, Ashely
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/2053099317.html
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28) Live in Nanny needed now (California)
Loving Live-in nanny needed. Long term position. 2 children, ages 3 and 7. I am looking for a female, single, full-time live-in nanny. Must have experience with younger children and a drivers license and car. Also, must be clean and organized and a person who takes intitative'.
Hours will include- 7-8am Getting kids ready for school.
Children picked up from school @ 1:45. Help with homework, after school acivities, dinner and bedtime routine- 1:45-7:30pm (I will also be home most of the time during dinner and bedtime) I would like the nanny to be here at least 1-2 nights during the week while the kids sleep, and one weekend night. Days are M-F plus sat evening sometimes.
Duties to include: cooking for the children, playing with them, driving them to and from school sometimes, washing their clothes, organizing, and other cleaning duties in the house. I would like someone patient, kind, easy going, honest and loving. I will provide room, board, food plus $1500 per month. If this sounds like a good fit, please send me an email with your experience as a nanny and your attributes as a nanny. Bilingual is fine as long as applicant knows basic english.
MUST HAVE DRIVERS LICENSE AND CLEAN RECORD PLEASE! Good references and pass background check!
THIS IS A LIVE IN POSITION ONLY PLEASE! References will be checked!!! Must have several past family references whom you have worked for. Thanks so much!!
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* Response from angry CL reader:

29) RE: Live in Nanny needed now (California)
Let me get this right. You want all this care done for only 1,500.00 what a bunch of cheap rich snobs wanting to fit in when they can't even afford to. Your wife needs to stay home and help the nanny with half of the job or does she sit home on the phone talking to her friends about nothing really important. Or she just pretends she is busy running errands, so she does not have to deal with the kids at home. This job at least should pay 600.00 to 800.00 a week. That's what is the going rate, I get this rate by my employer and so does everyone one else in Beverly Hills as a Nanny/ housekeeping assistant. You people are something else taking advantage of the hard working people, but your day will come when you have to pay the price for what you are doing, Karma always comes back.
URL: http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/kid/2047618016.html
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