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Saturday, September 13, 2008.
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WE ARE LOOKING FOR BABYSITTER FOR WEEKENDS (New York/Brooklyn)
I am looking for a babysitter for the weekends for our 2 children ages 2 and 6 years. I am looking to pay $25 dollars for each child for the whole day.sometimes i need it from 8pm-7am
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/kid/829174889.html
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RELIABLE!!!!! BABYSITTER NEEDED!!!!!!! (Brooklyn)
I'M LOOKING FOR A ELDER WOMAN TO BABYSITT MY 16MTH OLD SON. YOU MUST BE AVILABLE AT ALL TIMES!!! MY JOB REQUIRES ME TO WORK DAY AND NIGHT SHIFTS... APART FORM THAT THE JOB IS PRETTY SIMPLE. FOR NOWWWW I'M PAYING $100.OO PER WEEK!!! PLASE CALL:718 219 **** MARIE DO NOT CALL IF YOUR NOT READY TO START WORKING!!!! THANK YOU... ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS IN THE ADD!!!!
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/dmg/826424056.html
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WE NEED A BABYSITTER 5 DAYS A WEEK (East Flatbush)
We need a babysitter for our 3 children for MON-FRI from 7am-6pm the pay will be $100/per week for each of our 3 year old twins and $75/per week (part-time only)for our 7year old MUST LIVE in EAST FLATBUSH you also need to have a car and can do pick-up and drop-off
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/kid/832276197.html
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Live out Nanny needed ASAP!!! 380.00 A WEEK (Newark/Essex)
it is for 6 days... Monday thru Saturday... Monday to Friday will be full time till 8:oo ... Saturday will be part time...my husband will be home at 3:00

i have four boys
4 years old jayson
2 years old steven
1 year old brandon
and 3 months old. christopher

the 4 year old is in pre k....the school is at the corner of my street...so you can leave the other 3 in their room and take the 4 year old to school.. he has to be there by 8:20..a.m. and then at 2:40 you go pick him up....

the payment*
80.00 a week for jayson
100.00 a week for steven
100.00 a week for brandon
100.00 a week for christopher...

now brandon is my son but does not live at home he lives with his aunt..she picks him up everyday around 5:30 to 6:00 o clock..

i will be home at 8 o clock...
if one day i have to stay at work alittle late i will pay 10 dollars extra for every hour i am late...

so i am going to give you the total...380.00 a week.

now if you can email me your name...age....that would be great...please let me know what experience you have....and when you can start,,,

please call me today at 973-900-**** job is starting tomorrow or thursday
Original URL: http://newjersey.craigslist.org/kid/834464256.html
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Night time babysitter needed (Canarsie)
looking for a nanny to watch my two children at night.
time: 9:00pm - 9:30am
days: total of five days in a week; every other weekend.
salary: $150.00 per week.
starting date: sept. 21st.
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/kid/837298305.html
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Child care needed full time for a great mom type person (Ypsilanti Twp)
Hello I am looking for care of my two children. My first child is 11 and will need to be picked up from school. The School is fortis Academy. My other child is two and potty training so please help with that. also the child likes to play games and play and we would like it if you have a child that is in the same age group so we can learn social skills. The child is well behaved and I think a easy kid to watch. I am open to care in my home or yours. I will do a background check including a credit report. I don't make a lot of money So the rate is $150.00 a week firm. The hours are a changing but they range from 9-5 or 11-7 Mon- Fri. We are a fun easy going family that is hoping to find a long term person that we can have an open working relationship with. So If you think your the Mom for me please let me know!
Original URL: http://annarbor.craigslist.org/kid/837739282.html
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Nanny Needed ASAP (Loganville, GA)
I am looking for someone who can work anytime Monday-Sunday. Hours will vary from 7am-4pm, 10a-8pm, 3pm-12am, 530p-2am, 1pm-9pm, 11a-7pm. Need someone with transportation. I have an 8,6,4 year old step kids and my boy who is 4 months. I need someone who can pick and drop of the four year old at Pre-k when needed. (This will only be about 3 times per week and you may only have to pick up or drop off) The 8 and 6 year old go to school right next to our neighborhood so they can be walked or driven. The 8,6,and 4 year old will usually be at their moms on the weekends so you will only have to watch the 4 month old on the weekends(Fri night-Sun night). Feel free to call me anytime day or night(needed ASAP)at 770-375-****. Name is Kristin
Location: Loganville, GA
Compensation: $300.00 per week, paid weekly
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
Original URL: http://atlanta.craigslist.org/edu/837438326.html
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Nanny Babysitter Needed FT (Faribault)
We are looking for a full-time, dependable, loving, friendly, energetic babysitter/nanny to care for our 5 month old son at our home in Faribault. Hours are Monday-Friday from 7:45 to 4:45, and possibly done earlier on Fridays. This position would not require any help with housework, just caring for our baby! We’re offering $125 per week (cash only is ok), and it’s looking like we’d need help until the end of November (but possibly longer). We need help starting on Monday (September 15th), and are hoping to start interviewing this weekend, if possible. Please email us if you’re interested, and include information regarding your experience with infants.
Original URL: http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/edu/837294221.html
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Part-time babysitter (Chateauguay)
i recently posted an add saying i was availbale nights and weekends, what i didnt realize was the traveling time so im gona try and give as much detail as possible... i know how hard it is to find a baby sitter expesially on short notice ...so here it is im willing to watch your kids nights and weekends. nights if you are in the chateauguay area. i can pick them up as long as its after 5:00pm and keep them for as long as you like (granted that you pick them up, as i cannot since my kids will be in bed). as for weekends im available to pick them up and drop them off your house or mine no problem, usually we do activities so were not cooped up in the house. for weekends only, i can babysit in chateauguay, montreal, and laval-ouest since i have good transportation. the pay is whatever you can afford just plz no 2$ for the entire day k, a half hour and i dont come pick them up ok but other then thatits what you can afford thank-you for your time and i hope i can be of some service.
Original URL: http://montreal.en.craigslist.ca/kid/830673774.html

Note: The following URL's are other Ads posted by this person:
Original URL: http://montreal.en.craigslist.ca/kid/828700020.html
Original URL: http://montreal.en.craigslist.ca/kid/829375140.html
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Looking for a Babysetting job (Binghamton)
Hi my name is Ashley and i am looking for a babysetting job. i will be living in binghamton on schbert st i am moving in this weekend i would be able to start on wed,the 17th in my home because i do not drive as of right now i live with my boyfriends mother the number here is 821-****. and my new apartment number is 797-**** for the next few days i will be moving in so i will be in and out of the apartment u can try to call the 797 number if no one picks up please call the 821 number. i do ask for 5 dollars an hour. u can pay each day or once a week what ever is easer for u. starting monday the 15th please call the 797 number and not the 821 number thank you. so please call or email me
Original URL: http://binghamton.craigslist.org/kid/835708926.html
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INTERVEIW MY REFERENCES FRIST
I AM A NON DRIVER WHO IS LOOKING FOR A NANNY POSITION MY REFERENCES ARE EXPECTING YOUR CALLS.AS SOON AS I AM CONTACTED FOR THEIR NUMBERS.I WILL ALWAYS BE A MOTHER FIRST.I WILL BE AVAILABLE FOR OCTOBER.
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/wch/kid/837420950.html
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NANNY OF THE YEAR!!!!
NANNY OF THE YEAR!!!!Mature,pleasant, caring, loving, nurturing, responsible, Very pleasant loving enthusiastic competent energetic interactive consistent nanny,with years of experience caring for newborns/ toddlers,seek full-time live-out mon-fri job.can provide impeccable references upon request. Please contact :347-684-****
347-684-**** AVAILABLE ON HOLIDAYS AND WEEKENDS!!!!!
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/kid/837337390.html
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Would You Hire Me? (New York)

The Truth about Parents
I was raised by my mother and I called her mommy not madre. I was walking before I was a year old and reading by the age of three. Want to know why? My mother actually read to me and gave me constant intellectual stimulation because I was an exceptional child. I have seen the books on your shelves that your nannies, who are actually literate, read to your children. That's only if you are not exploiting the fact that INS is under the auspices of Homeland Security. Habla Espanol? Does your nanny speak fluent and proper English? Does your child call her mami?

My Qualifications
I went to NYU and studied Literature, Philosophy, music, art history, film, ecomonics, finance and marketing. They even gave me a Founder's Day award. I think you get the gist. I graduated with a B.A. and my GPA was 3.74. What was yours?

I then went on to law school and I managed to graduate in the top 20% of my class while my mother was diagnosed with ovarian cancer during my first year midterms and I was diagnosed with breast cancer during my finals. I passed the bar the first time in three states. The focus of my studies was, constitutional law and theory, legal history, intellectaul property, feminist theory, entertainment law, domestic relations, medical malpractice and so forth.

My mother died and I was left at the mercy of her abusive husband. He is illiterate and sends me disgusting emails entitled u are disgusting. This is a man who use to pop Viagra and frequent hookers because he wasn't getting any at home. My mother died in my arms. I took a Tibetan personality test and I put her name next to white and it meant twin soul. To you mothers out there who are reading this make damn sure your child is protected if something happens to you.

My mother gave me the world and I her. But she was flawed like everyone. We traveled the world together and I showed her culture and refinement and she taught me decency and generosity.

Today, decency and common courtesy are like finding a needle in a haystack.

This is to you doctors and lawyers out there, I know more about medicine and law and life then you do. My mother didn't have me for show. Would you hire me? No, because you like your nannies stupid so you can underpay and exploit them.

How much would you pay me to turn your child into a future leader and a role model for othes to follow?

I also studied photography at the New School. I wish I could take a picture that perfect.

My references are life. What qualifies you to raise your child?

I bet not one of you will have the guts to respond nor the intelligence to do the right thing for your child.

Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/kid/837258749.html

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