Showing posts with label tweets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tweets. Show all posts

Thursday

Nanny Notes 2015, #3

I don't know where the Cinnamon Toast Crunch is going dude, but have you
seen the size of your ten year old?
This is from my nanny who makes it clear she does no housekeeping.
My husband left the house in a hurry and left a pan on the stove. The horror!

My boss texted this to me one day after work with the message, "could you
PLEASE clean the drain before you leave?" I texted back, "it's not my hair".
I take care of a bald baby. No, I'm not cleaning pubes out of the drain.

This is a scan of the "bill" my nanny left me on Friday, after we took her away
with us to Belize for ten days,all expenses paid!!


Has someone left you a nifty note or sent you an interesting text? Have you seen a sassy tweet or received a baffling email? Email us with a scan or screenshot.

Friday

Nanny Notes 2015, #2

-"My boss FB messages me on Saturday to ruin my weekend":

-"Turns out it was me"

-"I swear this woman wants to GPS me"

-And she forgot again











This is how my nanny quit, after four weeks
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