|I don't know where the Cinnamon Toast Crunch is going dude, but have you|
seen the size of your ten year old?
|This is from my nanny who makes it clear she does no housekeeping.|
My husband left the house in a hurry and left a pan on the stove. The horror!
|My boss texted this to me one day after work with the message, "could you|
PLEASE clean the drain before you leave?" I texted back, "it's not my hair".
I take care of a bald baby. No, I'm not cleaning pubes out of the drain.
|This is a scan of the "bill" my nanny left me on Friday, after we took her away|
with us to Belize for ten days,all expenses paid!!
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