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CL-WTF?

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Feature:
1) Gent seeks cute female who wants 2 live in beautiful Calif (California)
If you are a cute and slender open minded single female 18-30 looking for a new and better life and you would like to live in a very beautiful apt and area in California, then this very nice mid-aged gent is looking for a live in Au Pair/nanny/personal assistant/companion to live with him. The right lady must be d&d free, loving, happy, calm, non-smoker and love children. If you speak very little English, it is ok with me.

I am a single father in California with a 4 & 8 year olds is seeking a young female that can be a live in Au Pair/nanny/personal assistant/companion with benefits that can also cook & clean. I would like someone who can help out around the house, pick him up from school and just be a positive influence in his life. The ideal person is a loving, happy, calm & patient, non-smoker.
I am looking to looking to sponsor an educated and experienced Housemaid to the USA.

Please send your detailed resume with complete qualifications and education experience. Please detail if you already have a green card, VISA, or passport. Compensation is DOE as well as terms of stay/employment... please include any requirements you may inquire about. English speaking is a must.. Please send compensation requirements along with recent photos, age and a method of reaching you. $USD/month negotiable. You must send your photo with age (a must) or your reply will be ignored and deleted.
URL: http://puertorico.en.craigslist.org/dmg/2007104432.html
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Special thanks to Amy C. for our Feature! Also, thank you to Rebecca, Lola, afnt81, and of course, MissDee and Mallorie! We really appreciate your contributions this week... all of you did a great job! I feel like I may have left someone out... if I did just contact me and I will add you to the list. Please send next weeks Ads HERE or use MEEBO. Don't forget to include the Links and the Body of the text, if possible! Thank you!

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21 comments:

etereia said...

I don't think I have ever seen $1.00/hour until now (#17). Hmm, what do I pay first with my dollar - gas, for the car required, or groceries?

Village said...

Prostitution is illegal #1.

Where said...

"Need a mom's helper. I have 4 children, need care for 3 of them, the little one comes with me to work. The oldest is 13 the 2nd to youngest is 4 almost 5. I need help with school work, housework, making the kids meals, laudry and so on. I can pay between $30-35 a day plus meals."

Never mind the crappy pay...where's kid # 2?????????

SneezyMissDee said...

MPP: You left me out this week! I have been crying my eyes out all weekend...lol

Marypoppin'pills said...

MissDee,
I have been pretty sick all week, I am sure you aren't the only one I left out, lol... sorry. I will fix it now. We definitely want to credit all of those that contribute because I would have a hard time putting this thing together without you!

Send in those crazy Ads for next week... so far I only have 2!

MONKEYSHINES said...

I had a job like #1 but I didnt do any housework and he was married. it isnt the worst situation but the dad has to be good looking and sometimes the wife knows what is going on and doesnt care! wealthy wt people are some of the mest up folks I ever saw

ur_a_nut_job said...

Wealthy white people? Monkeyshines, I think you've got a screw loose, or two. Why do you brag incessantly about the affairs you've had with married men while you nannied? Why not send in your story if you're wanting the spotlight so much?

wouldn't you like to know..... said...

I don't see much wrong with #18 - that could be a good gig for an SAHM or SAHD that has kids in school and just wants to make some extra money during the week. Heck, I would do it if I lived in that area, I am available those hours.

KatieO said...

MONKEYSHINES- you are disgusting. You are the definition of garbage. No wonder so many people think badly of nannies. I highly doubt you've had as many affairs as you claim, you are probably just saying all this for attention but as a married woman I find you absolutely repulsive just due to your attitude & little regard for other peoples marriages.

cheating said...

I think Monkeyshines is sort of a breath of fresh air around here.

Regarding nannies who sleep with their male bosses: I really don't blame the nanny as much as I blame the man. I know that most women are worse than men: I don't trust women at all. The only way a woman is not going to seduce your man is if they truly love you. If a man sleeps around, he is not worth it. I have been cheated on and I have never blamed the woman, only the man.

KatieO: I personally have never cheated on anyone. But I know from experience that I am in the minority. If your husband is going to screw around on you, it's not your fault, but it is certainly not the fault of the young bimbo he is screwing. It is his own fault. Make men take responsibility.

Unintelligible said...

Cheating, you make no sense. All women are cheating, seductress bimbos, but blame only the man? Get real.

CuriousDad said...

Village,

Are you saying St at hom moms are prostitutes?

The way I read it he is looking for a wife. Not a prostitute, prostitutes make more money and do not have to do all those other chores.

Rocket Scientist said...

CuriousDad, he may want a wife, but what he is offering is money, not marriage.

MONKEYSHINES said...

sorry some of you are so uptight! it is only sex! I was 19 when I started my first nanny job, the dad was 48! he was a very cute white man, all gray hair with blue eyes. he wasnt very tall mabie 5'10I will never forget the first time he made a pass at me!
anyway I am sorry if I ofend all of you prim and proper nannies!

ImNosy said...

MONKEYSHINES, everyone is over your antics. I'm sorry, but they are.or

You say you're not here to offend, but clearly your only purpose is to rile people up and no one cares anymore, or no one believes you, or you're just an annoyance now. You seem to need attention very badly. Why don't you start your own blog with your stories? Then you won't have to come here and interrupt with things like 'Yeah, I really liked CL-WTF this week. Speaking of the word week, I loved shagging my boss hardcore all week while the wife worked' or something to that effect. It's just too obvious.

It's getting old, and you really seem to need some attention. I'm not trying to be mean, it's just...sad. Start a blog, I'll read it. And half the people commenting to you here will, too. They just don't like to read what you have to say on THIS site.

world's best nanny said...

Monkeyshines,
Sex with your male employers is a topic you've beat to death. Move on girl, your "stories" have lost their "shock value!" YAWN!

MONKEYSHINES said...

Nuh mek people wash dem mout' pon yu!

NanGal said...

yeah i agree with curious dad, #1 is looking for a mail order bride. i think he'd have better luck somewhere other than craigslist though. i think there are people who arrange that kind of thing..

Kat said...

I'm not really sure why number 7 was included. Nothing wrong with putting out an ad for the GLBT community who do have children.

Marypoppin'pills said...

Ok, this is the 2nd or 3rd time this has happened. If you read an Ad that just HAPPENS to be about a Gay couple, that is NOT why it was chosen. I would like to think all of you know me better than that by now. What caught my attention was "freaky Nanny" and just the way the Ad was worded. It doesn't always have to be negative... they can be funny, original or just cute and sweet!

HungryCollegeStudent said...

Omg, I just put two and two together. Hahahahaha...apparently the feature ad writer didn't realize PR citizens hold citizenship in the US. Or that they speak English. :) Am I the last one to realize this? I can sometimes be slow to the punchline.