Tuesday

CLW- WTF - 10/4/08 continued...

craigs list wtf Saturday, October 4, 2008- Continued
Mother/Daughter Team Ready For Play! (Madison/Fitchburg)
do you live in fitchburg or work in down town madison? need a convenient person for scheduled or even casual babysitting for running errands or for early release days? are you a stay-home parent hesitant to work outside because babysitters are just too expensive? due to a paperwork glitch with my "maternity leave", i can't go back to my old job without a mountain of paperwork preceding me...but i don't want to work anyways, i just want to play with kids!
please consider us a candidate for drop in care, or babysitting in your home. i'd like to stay with my daughter just a little longer, and your childcare needs just might give me that excuse!
i'm out to help you, while you help me by lending me your kids to play with--so rates are as low as need be, and you will get more than what you pay for, we promise.
wont you let us rent your kids today? email for fone number or if you have any questions! if i do not get back to you, it is because it went to SPAM and i check that often!!
Original URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/864000675.html
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NEWBORNS need Professional Nanny (Smyrna)
Please email for an application. Background check will be run. Experienced child care professionals with NEWBORN experience only need apply.

While being a mother is great experience, we cannot ask your children for a reference so please do not apply if that is your only experience. NO YOU CANNOT BRING YOUR CHILDREN TO WORK WITH YOU. Please do not apply asking us that question. NO WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR HOME DAY CARES EITHER. Please do not email offering those services.

You must have PROFESSIONAL child care experience and infant/child CPR certified (or get it this month) to be considered for this position. Relatives don't count. You must be willing to work 10 hr days, long term, full time, no exceptions. If you have an upcoming vacation or medical leave needed, do not apply. Just trying to save us both time by weeding out the common stories.

EXCELLENT REFERENCES A MUST, "I lost touch with them" is not acceptable reference material. Overseas references not applicable either. Names and current phone numbers of former child care position employers is a must. Emails even better. Hope that covers it.
Original URL: http://nashville.craigslist.org/kid/864814528.html
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NANNY WANTED M-F 9-6 OR Live In for Baby of working parents (Franklin Square, NY)
Nanny / Baby sitter wanted for one month old baby. Must have experience and checkable references. Good location near all, Franklin Square NY 11010 in Nassau County near Queens and Suffolk county. Great Opportunity. You have the option of living for FREE in your own private bedroom and an receive an additional $400/month pay. OR work Mon to Friday 8:30AM to 6:00PM for $250 per week. We are a quiet professional working couple in a clean house. We prefer a trained professional who is clean, hard working, & reliable. MUST SPEAK FLUENT ENGLISH. Other skills preferred include light cooking & infant care experience. Call 347-200-**** Ask for Shami or 516-644-**** Ask for Dale This opportunity is available for later this month.
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/kid/863645535.html
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North Fort Childcare Needed (Fort Lewis)
I need to volunteer at my sons school Wednesday and Friday mornings from 730-1045. I have two other children ages 2 and 9 months that will need care during that time here at my house only. If you have other children you need to bring with, they really need to be well behaved...I can pay 30.00 a week. I am a very timely person, so you will need to be too. :) Thanks.
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/kid/864231112.html
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Awesome nanny needed (View Ridge/U village-ish)
I know. You’ve read all the boring ads and they all promise the same sweet little well behaved angels. You’ve learned to read between the lines with words like “high-energy” and know that all it really means is the kid eats too much sugar and is a total pain. You love being a nanny because you love children and it beats slinging plates at some cheesy Mexican place where the most exciting part of your job is taking pictures of people in sombreros when it’s their birthday.

I'm a nanny and I'm writing this ad for the family I will be soon leaving. I was lucky enough to find an amazing family to work with…I say “work with” because we are all on the same team and work together to raise happy, considerate and loving children. I’ve “worked” FOR families and they are the type to not take too much interest in the lives of their children let alone me. The family I’m with now (until the potential “you” takes my place) has brought me into their family and would probably let me be in their annual Christmas card family photo…if they actually did such a thing.

I’ll stop over using quotation marks if you promise to answer this ad only if you genuinely find beauty in the innocence of children and treasure time you get to spend with them. The point is you have to love what you do. Otherwise, well…why would you be torturing yourself with tantrums and diapers? Boy, you people are sick.

So the job? It’s part time with flexibility on Mondays and date nights twice a month on Saturday nights. The other two days are not flexible and the hours 8;30-5:30 on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

The kids? Four year old boy and a five month old girl. Pay and other details will be discussed and decided upon based on experience.
We all look forward to hearing from the right qualified, passionate and sincere person.

Thanks, The Nanny
P.s. the photo attached was taken after my make over administered by six year olds :)
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/kid/864571465.html
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Special Thanks to alex.nelson12, MissDee and Anonymous for their Submissions. Please include the URL of the CL Ad, and your Name/Moniker if you want credit.

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