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CL - WTF?

CL-WTF on ISYN Saturday, May 23, 2009
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1) I need a sitter (Englewood)
Im looking for somewho who can be on-call throughout the week (*mostly overnights) to babysit my 3-1/2 year old and my 8 month old...If u really dont have a life (maybe a hs/college student over 18) and want to make sum extra money, I need u...serious inquiries only...Must be good with kids and be mobile...No experience is necessary...prefer some1 outgoing, and fun yet responsible and dependable...food & drink & cable are available to you...email b_ent05@****
Im not rich, so dont come to me talking about u charge $10/hr...Lets be reasonable about the price...prefer price-per-day or week...not hr!! I live in the englewood area, so if your nearby please let me know!
Original URL: http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/dmg/1181782424.html
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2) Looking for a sitter for this evening for a few hrs. (West Madison)
I am in need of a possible sitter this evening for a few hours until my husband comes home. He will be playing ball in cottage grove and I was hoping to visit some old friends here in Madison I have a 1yr old daughter who is wonderful and we have tons of things for her to do while you are here. Sitter Must have own transportation and we would need to meet with you this afternoon or sometime b4 this evening :-) please notify me with your rates and qualifications and a few references. A College student or someone 18yrs. or older would be ideal
Original URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/1173894629.html
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3) WANT FREE RENT? BE OUR LIVE-IN NANNY! (Marietta/SW Cobb County)
***PLEASE READ*** THIS IS A LIVE-IN POSITION. IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED IN LIVING WITH OUR FAMILY, PLEASE DO NOT REPLY. If you ARE interested in this type of nanny/rent type arrangement, please e-mail us your qualifications and/or any questions using link at the top of this advertisement. THANKS! We are a married couple in their 30's looking for a experienced live-in nanny/housekeeper for our newborn child for less than 35 hours per week while we are at work... in exchange for rent/utilities. Childcare duties would not start until our baby arrives in early August 2009, however an earlier move-in date could be arranged if needed. This position would be IDEAL for a retired “activ e” senior or a student looking to completely eliminate all of their monthly rent/mortgage/utility expenses!!! DUTIES: - Daily care for one infant child (Monday-Friday 7am-4pm… with one weekday day off scheduled each week) - Family laundry/ironing - Basic house cleaning (dusting, mopping, vacuuming, clean bathrooms/kitchen, keeping house neat and organized) - Occasionally baby-sit one Friday or Saturday night per month (at an hourly rate of pay) WHAT WE PROVIDE: - FREE lodging in a quiet residential home in SW Cobb County - FURNISHED ground-floor bedroom and private bathroom (2-story home with master bedroom & nursery on 2nd floor) - Includes all utility expenses (local phone, gas, water, electric, cable TV, and highspeed Wi-Fi internet access) - Shared use of ground floor common areas (kitchen, living room, sitting room, dining room and laundry room) - Use of homeowner’s washer/dryer, all kitchenware, and all kitchen appliances - Off street parking in home’s driveway - 10 minutes from I-285 & I-75. Only 15 minutes from Town Center Mall. 20 minutes from Downtown Atlanta - 5 minutes from Wellstar West Cobb Hospital. 10 minutes from Wellstar Kennestone Hospital. - Very close to shopping (both Kroger & Publix are less t han 1 mile away), several restaurants, and the Silver Comet Trail and Kennesaw Mountain National Battlefield Park (both with dozens of miles of walking/biking trails) - All evenings and weekends free!!! OTHER REQUIREMENTS: - Childcare and housekeeping experience with references (infant/toddler specifically) - Clean background check - CPR certified - Reliable car required - Must currently have a valid Georgia driver’s license - Must be a “cat friendly” person If you are interested in this type of nanny/rent type arrangement, please e-mail us your qualifications and/or any questions using link at the top of this advertisement. Thank you.
Original URL: http://atlanta.craigslist.org/kid/1172964749.html
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4) Childcare Wanted!!! (Dawsonville)
I AM IN NEED OF A BABYSITTER STARTING MONDAY MAY 25TH. I WILL NEED SOMEONE IN MY HOME TO WATCH THEM FROM 8 TO 3 MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY. MOST DAYS ME OR MY HUSBAND WOULD BE HERE AROUND 1 OR 2 BUT SOMETIMES 3. I HAVE 2 GIRLS AGES 5 AND 20 MONTHS. THE 5 YEAR OLD PRETTY MUCH TAKES CARE OF HERSELF AND DOESNT REQUIRE MUCH EXCEPT MEAL PREPARATION. SAME WITH THE 20 MONTH OLD (OTHER THAN DIAPERS). i NEED TO START INTERVIEWS ASAP. IF YOU HAVE CHILDREN .. BRING THEM WITH YOU! IF YOU ARE IN SCHOOL, PERMISSION FROM YOUR MOTHER WILL BE NEEDED AS WELL AS YOUR OWN TRANSPORTATION. I CAN AFFORD 80 PER WEEK FOR THE 20 MONTH OLD AND 50 PER WEEK FOR THE 5 YEAR OLD SO 130 FOR BOTH. NON NEGOTIABLE YOU HAVE FREE CABLE AND INTERNET ALL DAY. NO COOKING CLEANING LAUNDRY ETC REQUIRED UNLESS YOU MAKE THE MESS YOURSELF. KIDS WILL CLEAN UP AFTER THEMSELVES. THIS IS A REALLY EASY PART TIME JOB FOR SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO POCKET A LIL EXTRA CASH OVER THE SUMMER. PLEASE CONTACT ME ASAP 706-442-****. MUST SPEAK FLUENT ENGLISH!
Original URL: http://atlanta.craigslist.org/kid/1171864310.html
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5) Childcare needed for 3 yr old and 6 mo old (Spring Lake NC)
I am looking for a person experienced in caring for infants to care for my two daughters ages 3 1/2 and 6 months. I would prefer someone who is CPR certified and can care for them in my home. This is a one-time only position for Wednesday May 20, 2009 from 6:30pm - 11pm. If you are interested please contact me via email at annettegross85@**** Compensation: 40.00
Original URL: http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/lab/1176944611.html
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6) Child Care in Canton, GA (Canton GA)
I am looking for a female child care provider to watch my 6 1/2 year old and 15 month old. In your home or a nanny to stay with them @ my place of business (which has all things you will need & then some.) I need someone who can work M-Fri 8am -5/6pm. The qualifications required are CPR Certified, be kind, caring, honest person, drug & alcohol free, dependable, fun hands on care giver. With child Care experience (atleast 5 years) If you have in home day care must have a clean, stable enviroment, meet safety and health codes, 5 or less children, and lots of learning and fun activities. And of course reasonable rates, and meals, etc... I will also need 6 references mixture of parents of children you currently keep/have kept in the past and rest (3) personal (neighbors/friends) The same requirements except for meals of course.
Original URL: http://atlanta.craigslist.org/dmg/1180033951.html
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7) NEED SITTER REALLY BAD (W Lake Mead)
LOOKING FOR A SITTER FOR MY 4 KID CAN AFFORD TO PAY 20-30 ONLY DON' T HAVE MUCH BUT CAN AFFORD FOOD IF YOU STAY IN MY HOME AND BABYSIT. ALSO IF YOU NEED TEMP ROOM AND BOARD CAN PROVIDE IN EXCHANGE FOR YOU BABYSITTNG. ALSO DO HAVE EOB IF YOU CAN ACCEPT THAT.NO DRUG HEADS OR ACOHOLICS. OR PEDIFLES AND ONLY LOOKING FOR A FEMALE 18-50 YRS OF AGE. PLEASE NEED SOMONE NOW.
Original URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/dmg/1184353006.html
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8) Childcare needed tonight! (Snellville)
I am looking for some one to provide over night care for my children this evening. I am in Snellville, I will need to drop them off at 7pm. and pick them up tomorrow around noon. My baby is 14 months and other daughter is 4.7 years. They are very well behaved & sleep through the night. I am looking to spend 40. for this job. If you may be interested please email respond to this add. I look forward to hearing from you!
Original URL: http://atlanta.craigslist.org/kid/1172236733.html
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9) Assistant/Nanny (Las Vegas)
Looking for someone to assist with children, housekeeping, paper/computer work etc... Must have experience with children, drivers license, computer skills and have good multi tasking skills. I need someone with 20-80 hours of availability per week based on my ever changing schedule. If you are interested please email me your cover letter and resume.
Original URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/dmg/1167366440.html
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10) Need Babysitter Tonight (Highlands)
Hi- I need a babysitter tonight for my one-year old son. I'm looking for someone with previous experience or who has a child of their own. You would have to come to me since I don't drive. Probably around 8-12. I'll pay $9/hour. Thanks!
Original URL: http://denver.craigslist.org/dmg/1174289814.html
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11) I NEED A BABYSITTER - MY HOME (215/Windmill)
I need a babysitter/nanny to come to my house and watch my 2 princesses. MUST SPEAK EITHER ENGLISH OR SPANISH CLEARLY. MUST NOT SMOKE OR DO DRUGS!!! You can talk other languages as well but must be proficient either. One is 2 months old and another is 2 years old. for sure you don't have to watch them Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays. now it is not a set schedule because my husbands schedule always changes but mine is firm only my second job is the one that would varies but i am trying to get it set and for the weekends only. now the time would be from noon until 6pm that is for sure now it might be m-thur, or just tues- thur or it might just be 2 days a week one week but you for sure will work 2 days a week. most likely Wednesday and Thursday because my husband is usually off Mondays. You will get paid any way you like: cash, check, money order ect... just let me know If you are interested e-mail me at the address provided by craigslist. E-mail me your name, number, and how much you will charge. PLEASE FEMALES ONLY due to the fact that it is 2 girls. I am looking for some one to start Noon, Tuesday, May, 26, 2009. we will meet before this date.
Original URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/kid/1184638250.html
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12) Free Rent - Nanny (Atlanta)
Live-in Nanny NEEDED ASAP!! OPTION 1: NO RENT - Full time Nanny and Housekeeper I am offering a furnished room on the 2nd floor with a full bath (shared with 8 year little girl). OPTION 2: LOW RENT - $300 a month, part-time Nanny (Fri, Sat & Sun 6p until 6a) & light house keeping. I am offering a beautiful, spacious, private mini-apartment with wireless internet, cable and washer/dryer on the 4th level, with use of kitchen etc. as your personal living space. However, you must stay on the 2nd floor with my daughter in guest bedroom while you are providing nanny duties. I work at nights on weekends. Please click on link below to view the space. (Please note: it’s much better in person). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99jnztkPKg0 OPTION 3: ROOMMATE - $650 a month =0 A I am offering a beautiful, spacious, private mini-apartment with wireless internet, cable and washer/dryer on the 4th level, with us e of kitchen etc. as your personal living space. Please click on link below to view the space. (Please note: it’s much better in person). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99jnztkPKg0 My daughter is very independent and very well behaved. We live in a very nice and quiet neighborhood in the Atlanta/Doraville (right at the connector). Very close to everything. 5 mins to Perimeter, 5 mins to Norcross, 10 mins to Briarcliff/North Druid Hills area and 15 mins to downtown. We do have a dog, but she is well trained and very low maintenance. If you are interested please email me back and we can chat and schedule a time to meet and greet. Serious Inquiries Only!
Original URL: http://atlanta.craigslist.org/dmg/1167101496.html
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.... How Much?!

13) Summertime Live in Nanny (Richardson)
We need a summertime nanny for our two children ages 10 and 8. We have a palacial home on a golf course in Richardson and a full master bedroom with private bath for your use. This would be a perfect summertime job for a UTD or UD student who does not want to pay for summer housing or move home for the summer. We offer free room and board for the entire summer, including all bills, meals etc... AND we will pay you $600/month to hang out with our kids from 10am to 6pm! You are free to come and go as you please before/after those hours! We are a young and fun family and we do lots of cool activities that you are welcome to join, so you must be fun loving, energetic and get along with just about anyboody! Must speak fluent English to be considered! Please respond to this ad for consideration! Thanks
Original URL: http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/dmg/1183205348.html

* Angry Response From CL Readers:

14) RE: Summertime Babysitting Needed - CHEAPO!
so you have 3 kids, and you want someone to work 8:30-4:30 for $50?!?! ARE YOU CRAZY?? thats not even minimum wage, let alone stupid to offer such little money for watching 3 kids and shuttling them from place to place. i hope you are paying for gas too, because with the money that they get from you at the end of the day will not be enough !! FYI a decent babysitter will sit for $10 an hour for one or two kids. NOT $6.25! 6.25 an hour is not even minimum wage!!!
Original URL: http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/dmg/1184333054.html

15) RE: Summer Babysitting needed - Are you INSANE?
I'm sorry, I know times are tough, but $6.25/hr to babysit for THREE kids? Are you insane? I nanny for $17/hr for TWO kids both OLDER than ALL of your kids. You will be lucky to find someone as old as your eldest child to sit for you at that rate. Absolutely insulting.
Original URL: http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/dmg/1184564949.html
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16) Childcare Needed (Bermuda & Silverado Ranch)
I am looking for a stay at home mommy who will watch my son. I am currently having to replace my childcare provider and need to find a mature, dependable person to watch my son. I am looking for the following: Available Wed-Fri 810am- 545pm (approximate) Possible mondays & tuesdays w/additional pay No swimming pools, or it must be childproofed and absoutley no way for a toddler to access Non smoking/drinking environment High standards I can only afford between $75-$100 week for the 3 days, so if this is something you would be interested in, please email me and tell me a little about yourself. I will be doing a background check, criminal background check and will require 2-3 reference (non family). Thanks!
Original URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/kid/1180244614.html
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17) Need Loving Babysitter For Summer (Lakewood)
I am loosing my great babysitter because she is retiring and moving to Arizona. I am looking for a Summer babysitter for my 4 1/2 year old daughter. It would be 4 days per week and the hours would approximately be: Mon = 6:30 - 4:30 Tues = 7:00 - 5:00 Wed = 6:30 - 4:30 Thurs = 6:30 - 5:00 **usually you will be off early around 3:30 but I would like you to figure on any time between 3:30 and 5:00. I am interested in someone coming to my house to babysit or possibly going to your house depending on where you live. I live in Lakewood and have an inground pool that you could play in all summer with my daughter. I do not mind you if bringing along your own kids or other kids that you are watching. I pay $25/day or $100/week. If you are interested please send me an email. I will be doing interviews and background checks. I need someone to start by Tuesday May 26th, 2009. I will also be looking for "before and after care" for my daughter starting in August, when she starts kindergarden. Thanks for your interest
Original URL: http://denver.craigslist.org/kid/1174292575.html
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18) Infant Childcare Wanted (Westside/Verona/DT)
We are expecting our first child in October and will need to get full-time child care starting in December. We would prefer to have a certified individual watch our child however if it is an environment that we feel is safe and would give the kind of care we are looking for we may be open. We would prefer a location near the westside, Verona, or downtown. We are looking to pay between $130-$250/month. Please let me know if you would be interested in being our childcare provider. We would like to set up a time to meet or visit with you! Thank you!
Original URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/1182007960.html
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19) PT Live-in Housekeeper/Nanny Needed (2222 & 620)
Live in Tues-Thurs, work afternoon-evening 15-20hrs per wk, leave Friday AM. Perfect for a student or someone who has a PT day job. Duties will include all household cleaning and organizing, laundry and dinner prep. Assist with childrens bedtimes when necessary. We can be flexible with the afternoon hrs. and try & help you find other local cleaning work for morning hours if desired. Own room & bath w/cable tv,access to wifi & gym Serious inquiries only please. References required. Starting Salary: $150.00 pr wk
Original URL: http://austin.craigslist.org/dmg/1174450505.html
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20) Nanny Needed (Lakeville)
Fun, energetic, loving and dependable nanny wanted for one child, age 11, and 1 very friendly cocker spaniel in our Lakeville home from June 8-August 28. Nanny responsibilities include: preparing/feeding meals, dropping off and picking up from activities, supervising with activities, providing an overall safe and fun environment for the summer. Must have a good driving record, reliable/safe transportation and previous childcare experience with references. Hours will most likely be Tuesday - Friday 7:30-5:30, however, slight modifications may be necessary. Pay is $225/week. If interested, please email your resume and a little information about yourself. Must like to be active! (Sorry, but we are not open to having someone bring their own child with them to work.)
Original URL: http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/kid/1176337497.html
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21) FULLTIME NANNY NEEDED ASAP (Rolling Meadows)
Young parents looking for a nanny to come watch our son in our house and someone that could start asap! Current nanny is leaving for the summer and her school schedule unfortunally doesn't work with our schedule in the fall. Looking for a nice, caring, reliable, smart, energetic, loving, patient, nonsmoking person. Also, for someone who is willing to stay with the family long term and grow with our son. Own transportation is a must. Baby is almost 10 months with a lot of energy and lots of love to give. Hours are 10am-7pm Monday-Thursday (there will be some weeks hours will be much less). Just need someone to give baby all the love and attention he needs. No house work needed. Please reply only if you're serious. Thanks so much for your time !! Compensation: $125/WEEK
Original URL: http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/etc/1174432797.html
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22) Live in nanny for only $695 a month (Milwaukee)
I am a 28 year old registered nursing assistant in MN looking to move. I have a 2 year old daughter and a well behaved cat. I want to switch professions so I can keep my daughter with me. I am a good cook and would do light housekeeping. You can e-mail me to get my phone number. I charge $625 no matter how many children I would look after. Thank you.
Original URL: http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/kid/1181030411.html
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23) Childcare/Sitter Wanted (Wyocena)
I am looking for someone to watch My 6 year old and 10 year old boy. I need someone to watch them from approximately 9 to 5 This summer weekdays. It doesn't have to be all days. They will be in summer school in Pardeeville and will need to be picked up at noon on those days. The other sitters I need are evenings and weekends. This is less frequent. I need someone to watch 1 or both on occasion. So, if you can help out with any of these positions and be reliable let me know. I have interviewed a ridiculous amount of people! After the interview is up and the person has accepted, what I am finding to be a trend in this area is that they don't answer the phone or return calls, text or emails or they don't show up at all! I mean, come on already! If you don't want to take on the position say so and I will take you off of my roster! But not showing up and not following through is wrong! I am just a single mom trying to get some assistance with My boys while I take care of My business! So, if you are interested in helping and can do so.... I'd really appreciate it! I pay $5 for 2 and hour and $3 for 1 an hour that is all I can do right now. Shelley
Original URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/1180835217.html
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24) Need full-time, summer childcare for special needs kid in my home (Lakewood)
Hi. I'm looking for a full time (hours would be from 7 am to 5:30 pm) Monday through Friday for my 8 year old daughter. I would prefer that somebody come to my apartment every day. My daughter does have special needs (I will explain more about that during the interview) and therefore only the most trust-worthy of individuals, with references would be considered. For six weeks out of this summer she will be in summer school for 4 hours every day. During this time, I really don't care what you do (as long as it is legal and there are no drugs or alcohol involved). Lounge by the pool, call your boyfriend, have a friend over, I don't mind. I'm looking for perhaps a student who wants to go into special needs teaching and can use this experience as an internship. I work with DDRC and RedRocks Community College so this experience would be well worth your while. Or maybe a mom with a child or two who brings her children to my house every day and assures that my daughter gets on the school bus and off the school bus during summer school. There is a pool here and two playgrounds. I will pay $150 per week for a dependable person who will show up every single day. Remember, for 6 weeks out of the summer you will have 4 hours of complete free time every single day. If your life is crazy and you are constantly late or absent then please do not reply. Please contact me via e-mail first and give me a phone number to get a hold of you. Thanks!
Original URL: http://denver.craigslist.org/kid/1173174769.html
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25) Nanny Needed (Ann Arbor)
Seeking a kind, caring, smart, enthusiastic and wonderful nanny to care for our two children from 9 to 5, Monday through Friday. This position would begin in June, July or Fall or sooner and could continue for up to 2 years, or just this summer. The children under your care are both sweet, friendly, polite and communicate well. They are a girl and boy ages 2 and 5. We desire a caregiver who has experience, maturity, enthusiasm, and possibly a degree or credits toward a degree. If you have the skills, disposition, other education and experience to work with children (including having been a mom) we are open to considering others. Requirements ---------------- * interactive childcare * pleasant and gentle * extremely reliable and punctual * maintain daily log/journal * cleans up after self and children (including bagging up trash when it’s full, covering food, wiping counters, switching laundry loads, occasional loading and unloading dishwasher, putting away CDs if you pull them out to use them) * reads lots of books to children (daily) * willing to take the kids out of the h ouse daily for preschool drop off/pickup, yard play, library story times, park, walks, swimming, camps, museums (there are great resources in the area) * simple meal prep for kids (breakfast, healthy snacks and lunch) * safe transportation or the ability to trade vehicles with me as needed * straightening up cleaning up after meals and playtime * encouraging the children to put toys away when done * occasional switching of laundry loads... * a flair for organization and a willingness to help improve routines to make things smoother. * daily cleanup at end of day to leave things in a good order and offer closure to the children’s day * drop offs and pickups to school or preschool * no smoking * no television watching – we try to avoid it with the kids, or make it a rare situation * limited personal phone calls or texting while with the children * safe driving record Things we don’t mind • Safe, personal errands done while with the children • Use of our washer and dryer while you’re here, as long as you don’t ignore our home or children. We pay $8-9/hour for approximately 32 to 40 hours per week. We would pay for your CPR training if you do not have it or need it renewed. We will pay you for gasoline if you use your car while on the job. The children are really well-mannered, sweet, smart and curious kids. They enjoy someone who is the same: kind, well-mannered, caring, enthusiastic and responsive. If interested, send your resume and references. I will send you back a questionnaire and then arrange an interview. Thank you!
Original URL: http://annarbor.craigslist.org/kid/1174396073.html
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26) Sitter (Belleville)
My Husband and I are in need of a sitter for our two year old son. High School students welcome. Tuesday & Fri from 3: 13-8:30 and Sat 3:15-5:30. The pay is 60.00 a week. It would be in our home. We look forward to hearing from you!! Thanks a ton! Mike & Sarah
Original URL: http://annarbor.craigslist.org/dmg/1178553403.html
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27) Live in Nanny Needed (Memorial Park area)
We are looking for a full time, live-in nanny to take care our 15-month-old girl. We are also expecting a second child to be born in October this year. Hours are roughly from 7am-7pm, monday through saturday with occasional overnights (on average 2 nights a month). Responsibilities include taking care of the baby and light housekeeping (laundry, dishwashing, cleaning around house, etc). Compensation includes $350/week cash, room and board. If interested, please call 713-870-**** or email me at vascocheuk@hotmail.com, English is preferred but not a must, we are willing to learn Spanish for a good nanny. Niñera Necesitada Estamos buscando una ninera, a tiempo completo, para cuidar a nuestro niña (15-month old). Las horas son áspero a partir del 7am-7pm, de lunes a sábado con los overnights ocasionales (en promedio 2 noches al mes). Las responsabilidades incluyen el cuidado de la bebé y ayuda de la economía doméstica (como lavadero, el lavado de los platos,y limpiando alrededor de casa). La remuneración incluye $350/semana de efectivo, el sitio y tablero. Si está interesada, llame por favor 713-870-**** o se prefiere el email vascocheuk@hotmail.com. Ingles es preferido pero no necesario, nosotros estámos dispuestos a aprender el español para una buena niñera.
Original URL: http://houston.craigslist.org/kid/1178119979.html
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28) LIVE-IN NANNY WANTED FOR P/T WORK (QUINCY/E-470)
We have a typically rambunctious 4 year old son who we love dearly, however due to our current circumstances we are looking for a live in Nanny to help us out here and there and do light cleaning in exchange. We need someone who can pick up our son up from day care 3-4 times a week and watch him on the occasional evening while my husband and I are working and various Saturdays. This is not a full time Nanny position but I need you to be at our disposal from 4:30 pm-7 pm. My husband and I recently opened a Bar and Grill. I work a full time day job and my husband works the bar from open to close, and I help out after my day job on occasion. I do not like having to take my son there and not give him the attention he deserves. He also should be outside playing with his friends at home. Most nights I am out by 7pm but some nights I have to stay a little later or not go in at all. I want someone who is fantastic with kids. Must have your own dependable (with working seatbelts) car, and is VERY responsible. THIS IS A MUST! You will have your days free to either work another job or we can put you to work for us at the bar during the day (ask for more info on this), you must be free from 4:30 on. Saturdays vary from either the morning or evening to nothing at all. We are happy to work with you if you have something planned on a night. You will be subject to a background check and the rent is $250 a month in exchange for food, room and board, cable and phone. You will have free use of the entire house. We have a brand new washer and dryer, all new appliances in the kitchen. Your room is big with a walk in closet, furnished if you need it or it can all be moved out. We have a big unfinished back yard for a small POTTY TRAINED dog, cats ok too. We do have a pug and a cat. Your room is at the opposite side of our hallway upstairs and you will have your own bathroom and access to a computer. If this interests you and you would like to talk, please send me an email with your information and a resume. Your current situation and background info will be helpful. Since I am at work during the day, I can only email but I can call you in the evening. Thank you, Lindsey
Original URL: http://denver.craigslist.org/kid/1176413817.html
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29) Live in Nanny to residein RENT FREE apartment in our Home (Long Island)
We are looking for a mature, responsible woman (35-50 years old) to take care of our 3 children, 6, 4, 1 years old full time M-F, with some weekend coverage. Position to start on June 29th. The qualified person must exude are core moral and ethical values as you will be an extention of us. We are looking for a long term situation where you will become part of our family for years to come. You must exemplify a true, geninue love of children where you are patient, easy going, caring and compassionate. Responsibilities include, but are not limited too, all child related needs and light housekeeping. This will include all laundry (both children and family), cooking some meals and additional household requests as needed. We are looking for a person to stimulate our children's creativity with walks to the park, arts and crafts, books and stories, etc. We recognize this is a unique situation where you will not need to retain an apartment on the weekends. One bedroom apartment with private bath, living room/kitchen combo, with separate entrance. Can accomodate one additional person to live with you, will not allow children or pets. Since room and board will be provided for free salary will be $200/wk for F/T care Monday-Friday. Only serious inquiries need apply and will only respond if criteria is met based on email response. Must be able to travel Driving would be helpful but not required CPR/First Aid Certified (will provide funding if not) Swimming pool (4ft deep must not be afraid of water) Require 3-5 Recent References (with at least 4 years with each family) Criminal/Credit History will be checked
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/kid/1185144330.html
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30) Need a babysitter for an 11-year-old (West Sacramento/Southport)
My fiance and I are looking for a babysitter for our 11-year-old for June 8-12, from 7:30AM-3:00PM each day. His summer camp doesn't start until the following week. You won't have to do much since he's an older child and fairly independent. We basically just need someone to stay at the house and make sure nothing disastrous happens. Both of us will be reachable by phone at work, only a few miles away. He'll have lunch made, and he's allowed to go the park with his friends. We'll probably give him something each day that he's allowed to watch on the television as well. We can pay $90 for the five days. Thank you! Andrea (530) 574-****
Original URL: http://sacramento.craigslist.org/dmg/1182941980.html
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31) Loving Nannie Needed (Grand Prairie/Cedar Hill/ Arlington/Mans)
This is not a summer job. We are in search of a responsible person to care for our 4 month and 2 year old daughters in our home. This position requires you to be available Tues. - Fri. 6AM-6PM for 1 month and 6:45 AM - 5PM there after. Job duties include: Teaching basics :counting, alphabets, pre-reading skills (phonics), reading to the children, preparing meals breakfast/lunch, light house work duties such as kids laundry, dishes, vacuuming etc.; assisting in potty training for the 2 year old and making sure the 4 month old is changed regularly.Bi-lingual individuals will be compensated with a weekly bonus based on proof of lesson. The ideal person will be over the age of 18. The pay is 200 per week with the potential for a raise in August. If you're interested please call 682-222-**** after 6:30 PM. Thanks Andria We welcome mothers with children please feel free to bring them along. We will also consider individuals that need transporation up to 10 miles, and those who are looking for a live - in positions. The wage will be amended to compensate for transportation, room, and food costs. You must be able to pass a criminal background and drug tests.
Original URL:http://dallas.craigslist.org/sdf/kid/1181277924.html
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32) Nanny need 7:00am - 4:00pm (to 5:30pm) (East Rogers Park)
Hi we are in need of a full time nanny in our home or your for our 19 month old son. He loves being outdoors and takes a 3 hour nap in the afternoon. I need someone who is reliable and ON TIME! We are paying $125 per week. Paid Holidays and 2 weeks vacation after your first 6 months with us. (one week for you and one week taken my our family) Please reply if this is something you may be interested in. Thanks.
Original URL: http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/kid/1174351816.html

* Angry Response From CL Readers:

33) RE: Nanny need 7:00am - 4:00pm (East Rogers Park) (LaLa Land)
Attention mom of 19 month old who sleeps 3 hours a day: 1) Just because your child takes a long nap does not mean you can pay someone $2.00 per hour to care for your child. 2) The going rate for an in-home-nanny starts at $10.00 per hour. 3) The going rate for an in-home-childcare-provider is between $5.00 and $10.00 an hour depending on the amount of children in the home. 4) Paid sick days and holidays are standard benefits for a nanny--not a fantastic, never before seen, generous bonus. 4) Please do your research before insulting a community of childcare providers with your ridiculous so-called 'salary' offer.
Original URL: http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/kid/1183889262.html

34) RE: Nanny need 7:00am - 4:00pm (East Rogers Park)
YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR MIND IF YOU THINK A NANNY OR STAY AT HOME MOM WOULD WORK 45 HRS. A WEEK FOR $ 125.00 !!!! THAT'S $ 2.78 AN HOUR !!! PLEASE GET SOME INFO. ON NANNY SALARIES BEFORE YOU POST AN ADD ON HERE. TYPICAL NANNY SALARIES START AT $ 7.00 TO $ 12.00 PER HOUR. GOOD LUCK FINDING SOMEONE........YOU MUST BE DELIRIOUS !!!!
Original URL: http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/kid/1184232909.html
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