Tuesday

The Vengeful Nanny 2015, #1

Mathilde Aubier
We fired our nanny in February for non compatibility issues. She returned to work in a building literally diagonally across from our building. She has brought our doorman gifts, I even ran into them chatting together. I am concerned that she has told people my husband and I are first cousins and that I am addicted to pornography. I have heard that she is carrying around a pay per view bill that shows two movies were ordered on a specific date from our account. No proof it was me. How do we handle malicious nannies? I'm literally looking on Amazon for books on the subject.

11 comments:

pssssssh said...

I'm sorry but is this real life? You just told a bunch of internet strangers! Stop spilling tea. If you fired her unjustly, she probably will trash you. If it was just a compatibility issue and you were professional, I'd expect her to remain professional. How was she seeing your porn. Did you leave it out? Or did she have access to your Pay Per View?

Anonymous said...

Yep I'm sure there is more to that story...

psssssssssh part deux said...

"literally"

Anonymous said...

Without proof, there is nothing you can do. If you have proof, then you can sue her for Deformation of Character.

Good luck!

-Angi, nanny of 30 years

this_nick said...

Hahahahahahaha! (That's assuming this is fake, which I do.)

On the infinitesimal chance this is real -- bless your heart. God knows why you're stalking this woman's movements, but that's a little creepy. You "have heard" she's carrying around your pay per view bill? Heard from whom?

It makes zero sense she would do that, since she would be admitting she stole your mail to anyone she showed it to. As for you and your husband being first cousins - if it's not true, you shouldn't care. If it is true and this bothers you, the time to worry about that was before the wedding.

As for her being friends with the doorman -- really? People make friends. Just because her job has ended doesn't mean her friendships do.

The nanny already has a new job and has moved on. You should do the same. Maybe get a hobby. Though if you do want to pursue a porn addiction, be advised it takes considerably more than two flicks a month to achieve.

mariana said...

I don't get people who pronounce things fake. Are you a nanny? An employer? Do you live in Boise? I just don't get it. This hardly sounds exciting enough to be fake to me. Some people have a very low threshold.

this_nick said...

Since you asked, I'm a secret ninja.

this_nick said...

Shit! I just ruined it.

ComedyNanny said...

What? You're first cousins and have a kid??

this_nick said...

Goes by the name "Igor"...

this_nick said...

What I like best of all here is that this is Vengeful Nanny Post #1 - meaning, I assume, there will be more? #YASSSS