Saturday

CL-WTF?

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.... WHAT?!

Feature:
1) Help for single parents (New York)
Sweet, mature female offering help around the house, errands, babysitting, driving kids, cooking, massage, or just companionship. I am here for you and ready to take care of your needs. I follow instructions well and am eager to please. Open to discuss per hour rates.
URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/hss/2031861098.html
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7 comments:

so so sad. :( said...

Sometimes I laugh at CLWTF but this week I want to cry. These women do not deserve to be mothers. They are treating their kids like plants that need to be watered occasionally. It seems that they show a huge lack of respect for their own babies and children.

I feel truly, truly sorry for these kids.

Rocket Scientist said...

I sent in the Dog Nanny ad. I find it hilarious. Although the more I think about it and compare it to the ads/profiles to which I've been applying (or refusing to apply), it's kind of sad. Some guy is hiring a live-in nanny for his dog, and he'll probably be just as vigilant as a reasonable parent would be in hiring a real nanny. I mean, he's doing background checks, probably wants doggy play dates, wants the dog to be exercised daily, etc. etc... And he'll probably pay better than a lot of parents do. Heck, I might take the job!

CuriousDad said...

#1 keeps pulling my mind into the gutter without directly saying anything really wrong.
Specifically from "massage" on.

"massage, or just companionship. I am here for you and ready to take care of your needs. I follow instructions well and am eager to please."

JustAMommy said...

wow. NORFOLK! What's going on there?

CuriousDad said...

Norfolk has a huge very young low income transient population with onerous job requirements.

Marypoppin'pills said...

Curious Dad,
"#1 keeps pulling my mind into the gutter without directly saying anything really wrong.
Specifically from "massage" on."

Kind of like foreplay, huh? lol

I live in Va. Beach... so my best guess for Norfolk is a lot of young Military with kids and not much money. Parts of it are low-income but some are historic and absolutely gorgeous.

CuriousDad said...

Mary,

Yep

I was stationed out of Norfolk way back when. It is pretty much what you just said.