Received Monday, November 10, 2008 - Rant
To all you uppity, yuppity, slippery home owners who require your nanny to deshoe upon entrance to the manse, take notice; the next time I slip in socks on your hardwood floors or steps, I am going to dial 9-1-1 and let the ambulance take my shell shocked, broken arse to the nearest ER and demand a thorough battery of complex tests. My how lovely your carpets and how prim your rugs; but is or is not safety an issue?
Your bruised and broken nanny
PS The third time was no charm.