30 April, 2006

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.... WHAT?!

Feature:
1) Help for single parents (New York)
Sweet, mature female offering help around the house, errands, babysitting, driving kids, cooking, massage, or just companionship. I am here for you and ready to take care of your needs. I follow instructions well and am eager to please. Open to discuss per hour rates.
URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/hss/2031861098.html
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2) Need Babysitter for Saturday (tomorrow) (Las Vegas)
Last weekend we got stood up by TWO people.......would be nice to find someone who wanted to babysit so my husband and I can go out! 8:30p.m.- 12:30p.m. tomorrow, Saturday, October 30th. $30 cash--not tons of money,but the kids will be asleep by then so all you need to do is watch t.v. or tweet or talk on your cell phone--just make sure the homefires keep burning around here! OUR HOME only. You come here- we are in the center of town (not at the Ritz, but it's clean and quiet!). If you are a teen and live near the center of town, we can come pick up/drop off and might even change the time earlier if need be. Email me TODAY and I"ll call you, etc etc.
URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/kid/2032425508.html
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3) Get Fabulous Care for your Child @ Lady Roz's Daycare!!!! (Norfolk)
Hell everybody, my name is Roselyn James and I am a childcare provider in the Virginia Beach area. I have been doing childcare out of my home for the past six years and I keep a very clean home. I will treat your children as if they are my very own. I am open from 6 am - 6 pm. I provide Breakfast, Am Snack, Lunch, as well as an evening snack. If you would like to know more about my services I can be reached by email or by my cell phone @ 757-763-****. Thank you so much. Have a blessed day!
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/2027486718.html
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4) ChirstMess Nanny Available (California)
Hi everyone!! I am 24 years old fun loving girl. I am free on in whole month of December till January 15th. I can work ful & part-time on week/weekends days and nights. I have two years of babysitting experience with all age group kids. Kids usually have fun time with me. Please feel free to contact for further details. Thank You
URL: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/kid/2029403846.html
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5) Need Help Tonight! (D.C.)
Hi! I am the mother of two boys, ages 6 and 9. My future sister-in-law is have a Birthday get together tonight and I need someone who is available to come over later in the evening and stay until we get home. Probably 11:30-12:00 at the latest! Please let me know if you are available! You must have a valid driver's license and an active cell phone. Thank you!
URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/kid/2030720735.html
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6) Dog Nanny (New York)
Requirements:

MUST HAVE EXPERIENCE as a Nanny or Housekeeper or Vet Tech
-Live-in/Fulltime (50 hours per week, weeknights and weekend days)
-Must be energetic
-Dog friendly with many dogs
-Have excellent references
-Be legal to work in the US
-Have ability to clear a background check

If interested please email your resume ASAP with Dog Nanny in the subject. Compensation: Commensurate with experience
URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/etc/2032080025.html
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7) need a nanny? (New York)
hi, i'm looking for nanny job, i have great pear of hands, good with kids, sex yrs exp. Availible for you to mon-fri, will also housework,laundry. e-mail me, if intresting please.
URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/wch/kid/2033593622.html
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8) @ 126lbs I squat & deadlift 155# & can keep up with any child (Madison)
State Lic. Provider has 1 Full time opening (5 days a week) but will also consider Part time placement. Open 6:30AM to 5:30PM one low daily rate for up to 11 hours of care. No enrollment fee, county assisted payments excepted, no hidden fees, just $34 per day will get you and your child a Pre-school program, meals, snacks, positive potty training all included in a polite, caring, clean and well organized loving environment. I been providing high quality child care for over 27 years and can honestly say I truly LOVE my job and that is reflected upon the happy children I work with. Please don't think that I'm an old grandma sitting in a chair while the kids play all day. I am very active, weight training 5 times a week, I can squat and dead lift 155 pounds with my 126 pound body. Call today to set up an interview so you can check out our 100% childcare space and the quality of care I have to offer you and your family. I'd be happy to email referral statements from current/past families upon request if you would like those before setting up a meeting. Just email me at bkasmarehlers@**** Or Call 608-695-**** E**** Educational Child Care. Brenda K****
URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/2024126327.html
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9) mom/babysitter is looking to help (California)
Hello families I'm a 29 years old woman mother of 2 lovely girls, looking to bring my experience to your family , I been working in the city for five years with babies and toddlers, I have colect a lot of little friends on this year playing is the moat fun way to learn how to be a grow up kid, and that is how I help you and your kids to understand each other and having some time for it self, parents we can do a great job together for the development them help them to increase they motor skills, I Have no criminal record non smoke or drunk, certificated on CPR and fist aid with I renewed every year, tb test clean , vaccination on time, I don't drive my transportacion are the buses, and can bring an bilingual education Spanish - English, my personal life is not afect my work I dedicated time for my family the same way that u will so it for yours, thank you dir you time if you have any questions I will be happy to answer them have a lively Halloween :D
URL: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/kid/2032128643.html
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10) nanny needed (D.C.)
I am looking for a nanny to come to my home to watch my 3 year old daughter:
I work from 6pm untill 12pm everynight please email me with your experiance along with how much you charge plz email call or me at 240367**** Im sorry my phone just broke so please leave me a voice mail i was speaking to a couple people through text when my phone broke. please call me back and leave me a voice message.
NOte. i am not willing to pay 300-350 a week.
that is more then a lisenced daycare. I have also been a nanny for several years and know what is a average rate . please email with weekly rate. thanks Ashley
URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/kid/2026486414.html
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11) still looking (Norfolk)
i am still looking for a permanent sitter but most importantly someone for this Sat. night overnight. My husband and I are both military and sometimes we just need a break for awhile. thanks in advance.
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/2027710548.html
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12) Live in daycare (Seattle)
I am looking for someone to watch my 6yr old son from 6:30pm until I get home at 3:30 am sun thru thurs/fri will trade room for care, phone, cable internet included, full kitchen privleges. 360-623-****
URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/dmg/2022245575.html
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13) Needing a babysitter for Saturday night (Norfolk)
Hi my husband and I will be attending a halloween party on saturday night from 10pm-3am, we are planning to leave our house around 9:30pm or so. We are looking for a babysitter to come to our house and watch our two children(ages 5 and 3) while we are gone. They will already be asleep, so we are just looking for you to hang out and keep an eye on them. We have satelite and internet to keep you entertained :-) If you are interested please email me back with a little about yourself, your experience, and your rates. Thanks!!
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/2030440492.html
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.... HOW MUCH?!

14) We need a Nanny to start Nov. 1st (Dallas)
Hi there! We are in need of a nanny, ours moved to a different state to be with her family. I am looking for someone to become part of our family. They must have a clean background, I will check. Smoke free. Here is what we need. We have three children, ages 5 years, 2 years and 6 months. That’s right there is never a dull moment. I will need this nanny to pick my son up from school (about 3 min from our home) around 2:50 each school day. We are really looking for a person to become part of the family it’s difficult for us to leave our children with anyone and we want our kids to bond with the new nanny. The hours would be from 730 am to 430pm.
You would be responsible for preparing lunch for the kids and giving them there morning and afternoon snacks. For the first few months this can happen at our home or yours, once we move (we will be in the HEB area, we would require you to come to our home). If you have children within the ages of baby to 6 they are welcome to come with you. Please email me with any questions, the pay we are able to offer for these services are 150.00 weekly OBO (willing to negotiate a little). Thank you for your time and we look forward to meeting the next member of our family. Happy family of five in Bedford! Hope to hear from you soon!!!
URL: http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/kid/2020913360.html
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15) Nanny Needed (PLEASE HELP!!) (Norfolk)
Hi, I am a single mother, who is starting school soon, and I need someone to care for my little boy. He is 1yers old. I am looking for someone to watch him in my home. right now the hours would be a little low, and just while I go on interviews. but once school starts in a few weeks I will need someone to watch him from around 7 or 8am to 4:30 and sometimes a little later. I am looking to pay between $75-$115 a week, but can be negotiated. Please contact me by email, at marlenalfrederick@**** or phone at 206-787-**** my name is Marlena. I look forward to hearing from you
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/2028216186.html
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16) looking for spanish speaking nanny (Las Vegas)
we are in need of an older spanish speaking nanny that can stay with us from monday at 330 til fri at 9am.weekly pay is 140 plus room and food.we have 1 6 yr old boy.we like him to have a spanish speaking gma type around.light duties of watching him...making him snacks and light meals...bathing...get dressed for school and bed.we also would like someone that can keep things clean.we have downsized to a 2 bed 2 bath so cleaning shouldnt take much and light laundry.please no price negotiation.we have a nanny right now that is happy with the situation.please 50 and older and light to no english preferred to keep my son bilingual.you will have plenty of down time to watch tv and do as you please while son is at school from 840 til 340 daily.we also work mainly at home so are usually here aswell.call if interested.702-782-****.thanks.
URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/kid/2032891981.html
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17) I need childcare! (Norfolk)
Hi I am a mom of 3
My oldest is 5 she goes to school at sherwood forest elementary which is about 3 blocks from my home.
My 2 boys are ages 1 and almost 3. I need someone who can come to my home 4 sometimes 5 days a week to watch my boys and pick my daughter up from school.
We have a play room big back yard that is fenced in and plenty of movies, books and video games. If you have children you can bring them along I have an extra crib so if you have a baby or toddler I have room.
I will be starting back to work Sunday and will need someone before then.
Here is what I can do for you.
All food diapers and ect are provided for my children and also yourself and if you bring a child for them as well while you work.
As I get paid more so do you *I appreciate people and if your dependable I dont have a problem paying you more*
I would like to pay 130.00 for a four day work week. hours will be set in advance for each month my husband will go in some days at 1 pm so I would only need you for maybe 4 hours those days.
the days would be sunday 11am - 6 pm monday and tuesday from 8am-6pm occasional thursdays during the same hours. some days I wont need you till around 12 but u will know a month in advance.
if your interested in this position please give me a call or respond to this post. my number is 757-323-**** you can call any time before 10 pm or text any time before midnight.
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/2027186168.html
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18) Childcare needed (Norfolk)
I am looking for someone to come to my home off terminal blvd in Norfolk. I have 1 child I need care for from 8-3 mon, wed., thurs, nd friday and 10-3or4 on tuesdays. If interested please let me know. $100.00/week
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/2031738139.html
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19) In home babysitter (California)
Hello my name is Destiny, I have a 6 month old son named Hasani Amir. I am looking for a decent babysitter who can watch him twice a week for 3 hours at a time(I will be here also sometimes). There are things I need to take care of and a much needed break could help. I can only offer $60 a month for those 8 days, so I prefer the young lady is 18-21 w/ her own transportation. Give me a call at 916-501-**** if you think you might be interested. I can and will work w/ you on what days and times those hours can fit into your schedule.
*a face to face interview will be needed before first day of work
*a current california i.d or driver's license must be presented
*prefer a college student or someone w/ previous childcare experience
*please do not EMAIL me, just call. if i do not answer, leave your name & number.
URL: http://sacramento.craigslist.org/kid/2022068808.html
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20) Babysitter needed (Norfolk)
I am a single mom of two and I need a part-time babysiter for my 4 year old daughter. Monday, Wednesday, and Friday from 6:45 a.m. - 4:45 p.m. Can only afford $75/week. Hoping to find somebody that either lives near Kempsville Road and Centerville Turnpike or Witchduck Road and VA Beach Blvd. When you respond please give me your telephone number and I will call you back . I need someone ASAP. Thanks and have a blessed day!!
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/2026636878.html
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21) Weekend sitter needed (New York)
I need weekend childcare for my 4 year old boy in your home.
easy to handle kid.
plays well with others. (if you have kids)
loves TV & video games. (just pop in a movie)

I work 3rd shift & need sleep when I work weekends.
$3.00 ph. aprox 5 hrs ($15)
sat & sundays prefer 12 till 5, flexible.
aprox every other weekend.

looking for possible over night sitter $30.
Dinner time till breakfast (flexible)
for the occasional date night. (1x per month)

please call Brooke(585) 690-**** leave message
URL: http://rochester.craigslist.org/kid/2024043458.html
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22) reliable sitter needed (Norfolk)
Hello I'm looking for an awesome person that will follow my guidelines while caring for my 18 month old daughter.someone that's honest,reliable,and dedicated.I pay 20 dollars a day.usually from 11 to 4 30.I provide all of my childs food and diapers.and will provide meals for you.she's an easy independent child so I'm not willing to pay an arm and a leg for someone to sit on my couch all day.I do pay more if the hours go over.I'm very fai r just extremely honest.Occassionally a walk or too around the block would be appreciated.i prefer someone to come here.if you'd like to hang with a cool kid for a few acouple days a week.pls email asap.
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/2029026041.html

* Response from angry CL readers:

23) RE: need reliable sitter (Norfolk)
To the lady with the 18 m old that said "I'm not willing to pay an arm & leg for someone to sit on my couch all day."
Is that what you do, sit on the couch all day??
As a provider, I engage children with reading, abcs, sing alongs, finger painting, trips to the museums & parks as well as feeding them, changing them, comforting them and keeping a watchful eye that they don't choke, fall, drown or get burned throughout the day.
Honey, if you think it's so easy to watch a toddler, save your $20 and stay home yourself with her!!!!
To any other parents who want to disrespect what we do as babysitters, daycare owners, nannys etc..... You try it for 1 week and see if you aren't back to yoru regular job b/c you couldn't handle it! What we do is the most important job, we take care of your kids, you know the most valuable asset you have, our future!!!
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/2028691203.html

24) RE: need reliable sitter (Norfolk)
I couldn't have said it any better myself. Why is she expecting someone to sit on her couch all day? I have never sat on my couch all day, unless I was sick. And even then, I still take time to sit on the floor and play with my children and take them outside to run and play. Sometimes I wonder how adults got to be so screwed up. If you're parenting your toddler by sitting on the couch all day, there is a problem in your home. Children of all ages deserve an involved and active parent. Please reconsider how you are raising your child. And $20 to work all day? Who would work for $20 a day? Would you? Of course not. I am actually glad your child is going to be going to a babysitter. I hope she gets a sitter who really cares about her and will play with her and teach her what she needs to know for kindergarten. But for $20 a day, you are probably going to get someone who has problems. No self respecting babysitter will work for such a low wage. I pay my teenage babysitter more than that. Then again, she doesn't sit on my couch all day!
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/2028752352.html

25) RE: need reliable sitter (Norfolk)
Here we go again and again always have something to say......very unprofessional you are.
Always complain complain complain.....both of you should go back to school for not understanding what that
Mother said...shame on you to even respond if you didn't understand what she said.
From what I read she said.... She will pay $20 for that day which is the hours she needed you is 11-4:30 that would be 5hrs
She will provide everything for her child as will as meal for the sitter..... She will pay more if she goes over the time she needed you.
She said she will not pay arm and a leg for you to sit her child and do nothing but sit in the couch all day.... She probably means she will not pay more than $20 dollars for the 5 hrs she needed you especially if she will provide everything for her daughter plus a meal for you as well...but she will pay more if the hrs goes ovvvvvvvvvverrrrrrrrrrr the hrs she needed you.
READ N UNDERSTAND before saying something negative......like I said before if you don't like what the parents offer ignore no need for this crap from the people.....
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/2028985470.html

26) RE: need reliable sitter (Norfolk)
Here we go again and again always have something to say......very unprofessional you are.
Always complain complain complain.....blah blah blah

Hypocrite.
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/2029011194.html

27) RE: need reliable sitter (Norfolk)
Minimum wage in Virginia is $7.25. This includes nannys. She isn't even paying a legal wage. She will provide her own child's food in her own home. And a meal for the nanny. Why even point this out? It's expected. If you're so educated, you shouldn't assume that it's the same people responding. This is the second time I have posted a discussion here. You falsely assumed I was someone else. If you were educated you would know what is expected and what is legal. But you don't. And you're complaining about other complaining. That's ironic. I am done with this discussion. I just hope that nannys don't accept such an insulting offer. I wouldn't dream of offering a nanny below what someone at McDonalds earns and point out a free meal. If that is all she can afford, that is understandable. In that case, she should be looking into family home child cares not an in home nanny. Maybe she should look for someone holding up a Will Work For Food sign to watch her child.
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/2029026041.html

28) RE: need reliable sitter (Norfolk)
I'm sorry for having to re-hash this but if all she is willing to pay is $20.00 - what type of babysitter does she expect to get? Um, I'm thinking it's one that sits on the couch all day! Certainly not the attentive, get-on-the-floor-and-play type of babysitter! And I'm so sick of hearing some parents say: I won't pay an arm and a leg - but you know damn well they would pay out the nose for that LV purse or those bad-ass shoes! Give me a break! Kids should ALWAYS be worth paying an arm and a leg for!
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/2031742577.html

29) RE: need reliable sitter (Norfolk)
This section is FULL of providers advertising full-time services (which are usually up to 10 hrs a day) for $75 , $85, $95, $100 a week. $20 a day would equal out to be $100 a week! What is the flipping difference?? AND - she was looking for someone to only do 6 hours a day! You don't know her or her situation. Get over yourselves.
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/2031786812.html

30) RE: need reliable sitter (Norfolk)
Home daycares can charge $20 per day, because they watch 4 kids at a time which equates to $8 / hour. If you want an in home, private provider, you're looking for a nanny, for one-on-one attention. Of course, if you want a couch potato who is only there for an easy $20 while she just texts and watches tv all day, you'll be able to find one of those, too.

If really only want to spend $20 (and you actually value your kid more than your Chanel purse), I'd recommend you look into part time home daycares. You'll have the peace of mind knowing your child is safe and the benefit of a provider who is not just "sitting on the couch all day."
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/2032465974.html
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Saturday, July 31, 2010
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Feature:
1) baby sitter needed (Atlanta)
Handsome Dr. ISO female baby sitter for his 3 month baby boy.
Must be between the ages of 21 and 35 with nice shape. I want my son to be around attractive women!! LOL Please send pics with responses. $15 hr
URL: http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/dmg/1862103744.html
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2) Housekeeper with a twist (Miami)
Looking for a lady that can be eye candy around the house while cleaning up and working around my home. Very laid back person with an open minded that also willing to have fun. I also have young kids that are off at summer activites but will need overnight babysitting when I go out at night. send info and two current pics. $80 a day.
URL: http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/dmg/1857502923.html
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3) In need of care tonight in my home (Norfolk)
I am looking for childcare in my home tonight 8-2. I have two children ages 3 and 4. Also must be pet friendly as I have two large dogs. If interested please email me. Thank you! Tina
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1871447957.html
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4) PT Nanny/Babysitting job (Norfolk)
Looking for a nanny/babysitter for Wednesdays, Thursdays and Fridays. Two sweet, smart kids, twins going on three years old. A little light houseword while there napping...some vacuuming and/or laundry...cutting veggies/light meal prep/healthy cock only please...in general keeping the house neat. Additional hours of babysitting on a regular basis. Please email for details and with references if interested.
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/dmg/1873102116.html
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5) RELIABLE SITTER! NO, I DO NOT SIT ON CHILDREN! (Norfolk)
My name is Mickey I'm 15 and am currently looking for a job. I'm great with kids and have babysitted numerous times before, I am a certified babysitter. I can babysit at either your home or mine. I do not have a set price for my services, I will discuss payment with parents depending on how long I will babysit for and how many children I need to watch. You can contact me with my email sableferret95@**** or you can text my cellphone 757-761-****. I am available Monday through Sunday during the summer. Also my mother and I have spare bedrooms if you need weekend babysitting or overnight stays.
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1870772257.html
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6) babysitter tomorrow night (Norfolk)
I need a babysitter tomorrow night from about 9:30 till 1:30 ill pay 6 an hour if you could come here that be great please email me!!! With information about you.
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1870869797.html
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7) MWF mourning nanny (Miami)
I'm currently looking for a job MWF mournings can only work until 12 or 1230 due to another job. I'm also available on weekends. Ive been a nanny for 13 years with a variety of ages and I'm currently working for a family now. But since the baby will be in school in the mourning I'm looking for another family that needs help.
URL: http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/kid/1872017727.html
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8) Live-in Nanny needed ASAP (Atlanta)
Am looking for a loving caring fun smart mature minded nanny with own reliable car asap for my 3 children, position will start 8/16/2010 which will start as a temporary and could strongly lead to permanent with the right person who takes really good care of my kids for they are my life. I will need 2 recent work related references with DMV Records and Background Check as well if you are interesting, please send me a little detail about yourself along with 2 references and resume to the above email and i will get back to you asap. Now let me tell you a little about this position. for the right person can work my job and still work another job or go to school from 9am-5pm elsewhere if want. for my require time for care is only from 7pm-7am monday thru friday and few hours sat/sun but the night is a must when i am not around. I need someone who can do laundry, housekeeping (my house is clean)and meal preparation (dinner&breakfast)for my kids only, run few errands while live-in at nights please serious inquiries only and will pay $.Thank You for your time.
URL: http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/dmg/1867968016.html
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9) WANTED: PT child care 3hr per day, 2-3 days per week (D.C.)
We're looking for someone to watch our seven week old daughter two to three days a week for a few hours each day in our home. She eats, sleeps, and poops. Other than that, she's pretty low-maintenance. Time of day for part-time care is flexible, but must be within regular business hours.
URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/kid/1872394127.html
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10) night out care (Norfolk)
i am offering moms night out this week to anyone wanting to go out this weekend and have some fun while knowing that your children are safe. I am a 2 yeas old stay at home mom. There will be planed activities a healthy home cooked meal and lots of love given. Over nights are also
welcome
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1869674454.html
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11) Childcare GURU (N.C.)
Hello. My name is Morgan. I am 14/years/old and an Honor Roll student. I am seeking a job where I can share my childcare experience and skills. I have experience in both babysitting and tutoring young children, and personal experience caring for my younger sister. Children warm up to me immediately and we bond easily. I am healthy, high energy, creative, dependable, trustworthy, accountable and hard working. I am CPR registered and can offer excellent references. My fee is $6/hour. I look forward to hearing from you !! Call me @ 919.326.****.
URL: http://raleigh.craigslist.org/kid/1870080037.html
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12) Babysitter available for boys (New York)
Babysitter available for boys. I am going into my junior year of college and am home for the remainder of the summer. I go back the end of August, so, all of August I am available to help out. If you are interested, and request a resume, let me know. I am great with kids, and I have great references. Why you would want to hire me to watch your boys? Because boys may want a guy babysitter to look after them, someone who is into sports, or games, or just to talk to hang out, and someone they can look up to. Thank you, Dave
URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/kid/1862972423.html
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13) female babysitter/teen/adult english spanish or (Atlanta)
one child
you do nothing but sit and watch tv . simple job just someone here while im working /
nothing to do but be here with the child thats all
no cleaning no cooking no nothing
if you have no transportation or car ill come get you if in reasonable driving distance
im in a upscale gated community loft apartment home newnan,ga
please call 770 873 **** /thanks
facebook com / boduguard.rob contact me also but call first please
im a limousine driver and bodyguard / drive limousine day and nights different hrs and days
plan b-live in nanny english/spanish ok
URL: http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/dmg/1865392664.html
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14) Need a babysitter for 7 month old (Madison)
Hi there. We are looking for a sitter to come into our home and watch our 7 mo old. We dont have a lot of money so we cant afford to pay much so if you are looking to make bank this is not the job for you. We need someone to come to our home starting in Sept when our current girl goes back to school. You wouldnt work more than 4 days a week and most days would be 8 to 10 hours but somedays would only be 5 hours. NO weekends or night required. You will have access to the computer, TV and whatever food you want. Make yourself at home just as long as our son is your number one priority. If you would like more information please email and we can set up a time to chat/interview. Thanks!!
URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/1871563967.html
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15) PLEASE READ BEFORE HIRING A NANNY (California)
In the past few years nannies have gotten spoiled rotten by the rich. I have had about 10 nannies since baby was born and even the best of them took the life out of me and my family.
I’m not super clean and tried to be extremely nice give them valuable gifts, treat them like family and they still spit at the hands that feed them!!!
They stole my camera with all the baby pics, always lying , sweeping dirt under the rug, disorganize the house so we can’t find anything , stood me up when I need to go work - lying they were on the way... even hitting the baby because they think some rich lady can pay them more.
The sad thing is when we spoil them the single or working mothers that really need them are compromised the most in society
Why are they charging 10$ hr? I mean even if they speak English. Even if you went to school for 2 yrs for degree, you probably won’t make $10+ after taxes. I can get someone with degrees who teaches kids French for the price they want.
DON’T FORGET, they don’t pay taxes and you can’t write them off your taxes either because we pay them cash. That means you’re actually paying them about $20 an hour.

You do this because they have trained us well. They are united and teach each other tricks so YOU don’t get spoiled even though you paying them and they to show you who is the boss. All the moms are afraid of their nanny!!!
Also they are not afraid because the maid services take them back even after you inform them that they stole or hit a baby.
Parents, lets stand up and unite like them!!!
1. We are their employer and the only way to get them to do their job is treat them like an employee not a friend who is doing you a FAVOR. Interview and show the work in a proffessional strict manner.
2. Don’t pay them more then minimum wage AFTER TAXES, it’s about 5$. Let them know they don’t pat taxes and you can’t write them off your taxes either.
3. Always leave yourself a 1 wk deposit that they lose if they lie to your face and don’t show up!!!! This way they stop playing games and training us.
4. They couldn't make a restaurant manager do the dishes with them why should we? If you end up helping them take it off their salary and tip. They don’t get paid to HELP us they come to do THEIR job, e have enough to do. let them know from the start you are their boss not the opposite
5. If you have too much money to give them use maids with degrees and skills... those are priceless - but please don’t overpay and spoil the under skilled nannies for the single working moms that really need them.
6. Get their prints, pictures and address. If they steal or abuse call the police and post their info and pics to let us know. Be assertive not passive it will only feed the beast.
7. Let the Maid Services know what you will do if they take them back.
8. Put hidden cameras if you can and don’t be intimidated because they are working with your kids. The more we spoil them the worse the abuse will be when they don’t get what they want.
Treat them like you would a bad teacher. They are replaceable and they know it. They only respect when they fear. This will give single and working moms the chance to be financially independent and contribute to society. This shouldn't cost us an arm and a leg.
You are also helping them learn not to spit in the hands that feed them and be professional. With this attitude they will never make it in anything in America or anywhere.
Thanks,
Desperate Mom
URL: http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/kid/1865064129.html
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.... HOW MUCH?!

16) Need female 3x a week to help w/children & light housework (California)
Hi,
I am looking for a female babysitter for my two daughters (ages 3 & 5) on Tuesdays & Thursdays from 11:30am-4pm and Wednesdays from 8am-12:45pm. Need someone who is punctual, reliable, patient, good with children, and has reliable transportation. MUST HAVE A CLEAN DRIVING RECORD, NO CRIMINAL BACKGROUND, NOW SMOKING (My brother is in law enforcement and we will be conducting BACKGROUND CHECKS as well as FINGERPRINTING so if you have a questionable record don't bother applying). Must have a legal right to work in the U.S. and speak English. Bilingual (English/Spanish a plus).
Will be responsible for the following:
Tuesdays & Thursdays- pick up my 3 yr. old from preschool in Cypress (Moody & Ball) then pick up my 5 yr. old from school (Moody & La Palma Ave.). Bring girls to my home in Cypress and help tidy up/light housework while they play.
Wednesdays- Drop off my 5 year old at school then take my 3 year old to her Mommy & Me class (Shoemaker & Artesia Blvd.). Pick up my 5 year old from school.
Prefer someone who lives local (Cypress, La Palma, Cerritos) since you will be using your own transportation. Pay is $85 a week cash. Job starts August 24th.
URL: http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/dmg/1869213053.html

* Response from angry CL reader:

17) RE: need female 3x a week to help w/children & light houseclean (California)
I want you to drive my two kids to different locations, and then pick them up at different locations. And with all your extra time left, I want you to do light housework, My pay is a whopping $85.00 a week, meaning, I want you to work slightly over 8 hours, not compensate you for gas and disorganize your whole day, while helping me out. It's very obvious that I do not really care about other's feelings, because the most important thing to me is to let people know my brother is in law inforcement, and if I was really intune with reality, I would understand that all hardworking individuals out there bustin their fannies to make ends meet could give a flyin rip that your brother is a cop. You need a reality check my dear, get your head out of the sand, this is 2010. If you really think someone is a whacko, run a check on them before you hire them, you don't have to tell them you're going to do this, intimidation is for weaklings. I'm always amazed the people with the biggest, scariest, long list of to do's, is the people that are so cheap, they rub a nichel till the buffalo sqeals. You'll get someone for your price, but they'll either be extremely tired and unmotivated because they work too hard, and/or rip you off blind while your back is turned, because they know you are cheap!
URL: http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/dmg/1872768893.html
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18) Part Time Nanny (Seattle)
I am a current college student and we are looking for a nanny during the day starting fall term (September) for our 1.5 and 3 year old. This is a possible live-in position working approx 30 hours a week in return for rent and utilities. We are looking for someone who will play with them, take them to the park or on walks and do educational things with them. We live in the Kent area in a nice neighborhood. This would be a very good job for a student who is interested in free rent in exchange for some hours as a nanny. If this is something you are interested in, please e-mail me and include anything you think might be valuable information to me.
Thank You! Compensation: Free rent & utilities for 30 hours of babysitting.
URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/skc/dmg/1862949689.html
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19) Nanny Needed ASAP - $200/week (D.C.)
Nanny needed in my home Monday - Friday, I leave the house for work around 8:00 a.m., so ideally I would like for you to arrive between 7:45 - 8:00 a.m. I normally return home at about 5:45 - 6:00 p.m. I have two very active boys, they're twins, 5 yrs old, and they are very very busy happy little boys. I would like for them to go out daily, preferrably to the park, library, or other fun places, and I will pay any costs that occur while out for you and them, including gas money. Must have own car, and driver's license. Please reply via email and I will get back to you as soon as I can, Thanks!
URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/kid/1860588008.html
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20) In search of childcare provider for newborn in my home!! (Atlanta)
Hello,
I am seeking a childcare provider for my daughter, she is 2 months old. I am seeking someone who is responsible, experienced, friendly, dependable, loving childcare provider for my 2 month old in my home! The hours would be 11a-7p Sun-Thurs in my home. Pay is $90 per week (paid weekly). I work from home and will be there with you everyday.
I'm looking for someone to start Monday Aug. 2.
Must have own transportation and be punctual as I start work at 11am. I live in McDonough.
Please only serious inquires!! Thanks and I look forward to speaking with you. Che'
URL: http://atlanta.craigslist.org/sat/dmg/1866836930.html
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21) Live in Haitian Nanny perferred (Atlanta)
If you're good with children and able to be home Monday through Friday 6am-6:00pm, please call us. We are offering a private room and a bathroom plus 100/week just to watch a very well mannered 3 year old. You will not have to cook (unless you want to cook for him or yourself) or clean(except to clean up after him). You will be off from the minute we get home every afternoon and Friday evening through Monday morning at 6am. We perfer a Haitian Nannie who can speak at least some English. You must have references. You must be good with kids. He must like you. We are a fun loving and kind family with big hearts. This would be the perfect job for someone looking for a place to stay while attending night classes. We are near Strayer University and West Central Tech and can even help you learn about different programs to further your education for free. If you are interested please email me, I would like to start interviews this weekend.
URL: http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/dmg/1858096594.html
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22) Live in Nanny for cheap rent (Oregon)
My family and I are looking for a female roomate that is looking for lower rent for sitting in as a live in nanny for our 3 year old son. We require a severe background and credit check, and you have to have some experience with children. The room comes with free internet and furnished. Free food. The price of the room with me negotiable but still low. If you are interested in this, please e-mail me with your resume and some rental history also and anything else that might help me.
URL: http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/dmg/1872368505.html
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23) Need a modern day Mary Poppins (California)
The Basics:
Need someone to care for my 3 year old son, in my home. We live at the end of a quiet cul-de-sac in a very good neighborhood in Plumas Lake. My son is a very sweet, very loving & active little boy, who has been "labeled" hyperactive by his physician, we are working through this as much as possible with a low sugar diet and natural supplements. We have tried the traditional daycare option, but it has not worked out. His physician recommended exploring the option of finding a nanny, so here we are! I need someone who is patient and can handle strong-willed children well. My son does best with environments with which is familiar and comfortable, thus being another factor supporting my decision to seek a nanny.
I would require care be provided Monday - Friday from about 7:30 a.m. until I get home from work at 5:15 p.m.. My place of employment is 10 minutes away, so I would be close by if ever needed. If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to ask!
The Rate:
$150 / Week - $175 / Week
URL: not available
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24) Childcare needed in my home (Norfolk)
I would like to have a sitter come to my home to watch my girls when I work, and on call on occasion. I have 2 daughters, ages 4 & 1. My job is only 20 hrs a week right now, but will pick up eventually. I am offering 2.50 an hour per child, some days will only require watching one of them. I provide all meals, snacks, etc, as it will be in my home. Taking the girls out and about can be an discussed. I would be happy to give a full description of what exactly I am looking for in a sitter, if you would email me a number to reach you, and we can set up a date to meet. Only those willing to set up a face-to-face interview will be taken seriously. Please email me with serious inquiries, and you can get a full description from there :)
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1871656641.html
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25) Live-in wanted (Atlanta)
Female live-in helper wanted to help single mother. Mornings, some afternoon chauffeuring (usually within a few miles of the house), and some overnights for when I have to go out of town. Payment: Room & Board (Private room, utilities, wi-fi cable, basic food) provided. You will need to be employed during the day, and have your own car. This family is an active, outgoing, healthy, athletic, mostly vegan family and expects the same. We watch very little TV. There are housekeeping tasks, which varies based on family needs. My boys are gone most school holidays. You would be free 2 or 3 weekends a month, during the week day, and most weekday evenings (I always travel one weekend a month (military duty) and need to be able to say yes to work trips, hence the overnight care that's needed.) And, of course, most school holidays and summer vacation are free time from the kids.
A successful candidate will have experience with children (educating, parenting, coaching, mentoring), makes a good houseguest, respects the family rules, and is the kind of person I want to stay.
To calculate Room and Board add the costs for the following: rent, water, gas, electric, cable, internet, monthly basic groceries.
URL: http://atlanta.craigslist.org/sat/dmg/1858765699.html
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26) Wanted: Babysitter (Atlanta)
Hello, I am in need of a babysitter to come to my home Monday through Friday 7 AM-5 PM to babysit a 1 year old little girl. I am looking for someone who is reliable, has reliable transportation, childcare experience, and MUST have CLEAN BACKGROUND! This is a TEMPORARY position. Needs to be able to provide references and can start immediately. Serious inquiries only. Will be interviewing Sat. July 24th. The pay will be between 80-90 a week since it will be a temporary position.( about a month or so). If you have all the requirements above and would like to make some extra money please respond. I will provide everything that she will need plus food for you as well.
URL: http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/dmg/1857667183.html
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27) babysitting pleeease!! she's a doll!! (Seattle)
I am looking into a babysitter for my first time and just realized how expensive day care is in my quest to find some needed help!
I am looking for the occasional 2 days a week.. mayyybe 3 if called for it. Normally family watches her but has been very difficult with maintaining reliance, due to their own personal lives. I am starting to get a load of wrk and normally wrk from 9 to 5, I started a month ago for a cleaning business and its just been getting very busy. I am looking for someone affordable, flexible ( at first, but we can set a schedule that works for you :) )& EXPERIENCED!! (either with relatives or children of their own) my daughter is delightful and a great character, so it wont be hard to get along with her or very difficult. SHE IS ALSO AGE 2,she has just been taught to potty and loves it, but occasionally has an accident so bare with her.
BTW smartest/ most sociable 2 yr. old you will ever meet. She is the love of my life and I am in much needed help. I think I'm only gunna try this craigslist thing once, so please respond : )
I NEED YOU. 425 971 ****.. leave me a voicemail please. as its rude for me to take calls in my line of work, thank you! 50-75 wk
URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/dmg/1866777440.html
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28) still looking for overnight sitter (Madison)
We are in need of a overnight sitter from 5pm to 630am. Sitting would be for our 2yr boy either in our home or yours. Sitting would include dinner baths and bed time. He goes to bed between 830-900pm. So the job would be simple. He sleeps threw the night. I work from 4pm-12am sunday-thursday, so if you would be at our home you would be able to leave when I arrived. My boyfriend works a 4on 4off schedule 6pm-6am so we would only need you whenever he would be working. Some times it would be on weekends when he would be working. I work in Columbus and he works in deforest. Pay would be discussed when if interested. We are thinking some where around $30 a day. We are hoping to find someone in Poynette area. If you would do it in our home we do have a 2yr lab which he is very well trained just a lil excited for new people. If interested please email or call me with any questions. Thanks for looking. Sam
samanthajk291@**** 920-296-****
URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/1861681754.html
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Saturday, October 31, 2009
CL- WTF on I SAW YOUR NANNY by MPP
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....WHAT?!

Feature Ad:
1) Looking for help with my Kids (D.C.)
Single dad looking for help with his twin 2 yr old with dining out, shopping, hiking, and many other fun things that I feel like I'm missing out! This is not an ad for hookups or sexual motives. I have my girls 3 day a week and I hate to stay home especially with cold weather near. I have tried so many times to take my girls to lunches, dinner, zoos, shopping, etc..Not something that's easy and it kinda takes away from the fun when trying to juggle both of them. This is ad is exactly what it says but will pay at least $10.00 an hour plus meals out and other expenses. Yes, including drinks when dining so be at least 21. This is not a nanny position since I already have one but rather a Dad's assistant, better yet a friend of daddy that likes to help.

Here's the tricky part, since I am paying cash each time for this and will be seen publicly with my help I ask that you be put together, hygienic, experienced or loves kids, has own car, doesn't eat two entrees or get hammered since it's free, not a plus size (sorry) since I enjoy hiking with them, must must a sense of humor since my girls love to see daddy laugh. Do not respond if you are married or attached since all of our time will be out in public with me and my kids. Would not want a husband or boyfriend going apesh#*! cause you were spotted with another man.

A little about me, professional single dad that lives in Fairfax (Fairlakes). Goofy, very goofy. Very laid back and easy to get along with. Hours will vary so don't quit your day job. Any questions feel free to email me. Thanks for looking.
Original URL: Ad was removed

* Response to Ad from CL reader:

2) RE: Looking for help with my Kids (D.C.)
Something does not seem right about this man's ad. I know that you stated very clearly that you aren't trying to do anything bad but that's what makes me even more suspicious and reading through your ad makes me very curious. For example you mentioned that the woman should not be a plus size..what does that have to do with anything? And why does the woman have to be single? If her husband or boyfriend knows what her job entails, he shouldnt get jealous. And yes I realize that twins are alot to handle, I've babysat twins in the past too, but THOUSANDS of parents of twins learn to juggle twins on their own. If you really are a single dad of twins you need to learn how to go out in public with them by yourself, learn how to discipline them correctly so they don't become too much for you to handle.You mention that drinks are included so the woman has to be 21, well what makes you think the woman would want to drink? not everybody in this world drinks! Just something in this ad does not seem right, so LADIES be VERY CAREFUL!! I wouldn't reccomend any woman take this job. If he really does turn out to be a single father, well, then hes gotta learn how to do things on his own.
Original URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/kid/1435443439.html
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3) Need a babysitter tonight! (Houston)
Last minute and I'm scrambling! Must be female, at least 12 years of age, experienced and available 530-1145pm tonight. I'm a working mom and live in the Cypresswood neighborhood. This position is open for the evening of Oct. 30th only. Thanks!
Original URL: http://houston.craigslist.org/kid/1444474131.html
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4) Evening Babysitter wanted/Live-in (New York)
Hello, I am looking for a baby sitter to take care our twins ( 2 years old) from 6:00 pm - until we get home at 11:00 pm.

No money will be paid, we shall provide free accomodation in return plus meals if necessary.

You will have your own bedroom. House have a TV and Cable, Internet etc are avaialble.

My husband and I are working people with busy schedules, we get home at about 11:00 pm ( Monday - Friday). The kids spend their day at daycare, from 8:00 am - 6:00 pm.

I am looking for someone who can pick them up from daycare at 6:00 pm ( right up the street), take them home, feed them dinner, give them a bath and take them to bed.

Basically, this opportunity will be great for students looking for accomodation in NYC, studying during the day and babysitting in the evening. or a someone who wants to save on paying rent, we provide free accomodation and you take care of our kids in the evening! The person can have a day job or study or not during the day as long as they can be available to pick the kids from daycare at 6:00 pm. Yocan also do whatever on weekends, but some weekends, we can request for help for a few hours.

Blacks / Africans/ Hispanics ( who can speak english) are encouraged to apply.

Must have previous experience in taking care of kids, either as a mum or babysitter.

If interested, please call me on 347 863 **** ( cell). You can also respond by email.

We shall do background and reference checks, please have atleast 2 references.

We shall not accept a person moving in with a child.

Looking for a person to start immediately. Again, no money will be paid, we shall provide free accomdation in return. God bless
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/kid/1436517307.html
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5) Do you need a experienc baby sitter (San Francisco)
Hi my name is Shirley I'm 23 year old I'm looking for a family to work with as a baby sitter r 5 days or more every week at least 5 to 20 hours or more if need Monday,Tuesday, Wednesday,Thursday and Friday ans sat or sun if need it I have been a family sitter for about 4 years and I have a lot of experience with inborn and infants and toddler. I live in Richmond but i can go to Ur house I speak 100"%English . I'm responsible, honest and patient.I love working with children and I am also able to do many things around the house. My rates are very reliable $12 per hour for one child. $15 per hour for two children. Please if you interested in my services feel free to contact me at Call is 510 812 **** and my house number is 510 237 **** I'll be more than happy to answer any further questions that you may have for me. Thanks!! for your time to Read this note: can u call me by the phone thanks and I get my driving LICENSE .... I own my car

I can work at 8am to 3pm cuz im babysitting sometime 2 lil kid from 5 to 7pm the boy is 5ys and the girl is 4 i been working with tham for 3 months now i love them so much like i said i love working with kids and babys
PS I also have a 15 month old baby girl at home also i have CPR & First Aid . TAKE CARE Shirley B****
Original URL: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/kid/1437804953.html
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6) Childcare Needed!!!!! (Norfolk)
Hello I need childcare by Monday!! I have a 3 yr old and 4 mth old boys. Cant pay an outrageous amount! Please email if you can work out something with me! If you want $200 plus DONT email me! Thank you!
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1444358930.html
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7) Wanted Live-in Housekeeper/House Manager (UWS/New York)
In search of live-in housekeeper for upscale UWS townhouse (6000 sq feet with 2 outdoor gardens). Please apply only if you fit ALL of the following requirements:

-Early riser (as early as 6am), and willing to stay up to 7pm
-Willing to work to get the job done thoroughly
-Organized, observant, detail-oriented and able to prioritize and manage time wisely
-Previous experience working as a house manager in NYC, ie, caring for antiques, buying flowers, etc.
-Excellent laundress
-Experience caring for kids (ages 4 and 10)
-Dog and cat friendly
-Excellent communication skills
- Flexible to travel internationally with family on some holidays
-Clean driver’s license; with legal US residency or citizenship status
-Neat and tidy in personal space
-Quiet but sunny personality desired with ability to disappear into the background
-Excellent cook with experience preparing healthy meals

Day to day responsibilities include: house management, laundry and ironing, some cleaning, coordinating with outside service providers, grocery shopping, keeping track of household supplies, cooking, dog walking, caring for the children when nanny is not available and various errands outside the house. Knowledge of entertaining and serving is mandatory. References required. Salary to $50K gross. To be considered you must send resume in the body of your email (no attachments). Please NO agencies.
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/dmg/1444561539.html
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8) Housekeeper/Nanny Wanted (Norfolk)
I am looking to hire someone to help me out cleaning my house and watching 2 of my children. one is 19months old and the other is 14years old and autistic. You would probably come in early to mid day and stay till between 5-7pm find time to do light cleaning (dusting, changing sheets, vacuming moping and laundry) I would feel more comfortable with a female working. I am not prejudice and welcome people new to the country. I need someone before tuesday when the kids go back to school. you need your own car. Please feel free to call me seven5sev4zero4****.
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/lab/1417218062.html
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9) is anyone doing childcare on Halloween? (Norfolk)
I need care Halloween night for a few hrs. I have 2 boys ages 3 and 5. starting around 9 pm. please let me know your hourly rate for both children together. Only Newport News residents plz! Thanks!
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1443644416.html
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10) Halloween babysitter needed (Los Angeles)
i am in nd of childcare 8pm oct 31 till 330 am. i can only afford to pay 60 dollars. i have a 1 yr old n 2 yr old, but they will b asleep. thesitting will be done in my home in sherman oaks. please let me know if your interetsed with your telephone number thanks
Original URL: http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/kid/1445295158.html
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11) RESPITE PROVIDER (Madison)
Are you a Family Day Care Provider who needs a dependable experienced person to provide respite care on occasions? Appointments, shopping, self care! I am available morning hours and will come with age appropriate activities to entertain your group while keeping them safe and happy. I have worked with all ages and have ideas on most recreational and academic areas and topics. Currently I do After School Care. References provided, call for details. Shawna C***
Original URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/1439514380.html

* Response to Ad from CL reader:

12) RE: RESPITE PROVIDER (Oh My God!)
I just did a check on the gal wanting to do respite care and beware that she has the following records!
5 DWI's
Fraud of a cab driver
Hit and run
3 Disorderly conducts
Altering registration of a vehicle
just wanted to pass that on. I caanot believe someone like this can work for an afterschool program
Original URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/1439767358.html

13) RE: Respite Provider Shawna C*** (Madison)
There are 3 not 2 disorderly conducts in there. While I understand people can make mistakes this is a bit much to frequent. She must have a temper and anger easily.
Original URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/1439973672.html
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14) Need Babysitter ASAP (Oklahoma)
I know this probably isn't the best way to pot something but I am new to the area and need a baby sitter badly. I had one but she can't do it anymore and i need someone close by. I need one before Monday if it 's possible. Someone who is able to watch her anywhere from 7 in the morning to after 11 would be nice. My husband works 3-11 mostly so it would normally only be from about 2 until I get off. Please e-mail me back with prices and references!!!!
Original URL: http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/kid/1443477716.html
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15) Needing childcare for 11/2 & 11/3 (Oklahoma)
I am in need of some one to watch my three boys Monday 11/2 from 730am untill 5pm and Tuesday 11/3 from 730am until 3pm their ages are 3 1/2, 19mo and 10weeks

i ask that you come to my home these two days, i would ask that you dont bring a child with you because i have an infant that needs alot of attention.
i live near 50th and Mac

you will have to change diapers for my 19mo and 10wk old, you would need to make lunch.
the boys are fairly low maintenece.

i will pay $75 for these two days.

if you dont like any of these conditions, please do not inquire about sitting for me
if you are interested please email me at coffeeshoppecutie@**** (Ad has pic)
Original URL: http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/kid/1444375850.html
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.... HOW MUCH?!

16) assistant/babysitter/live in or out (Las Vegas)
I'm looking for a live in/live out male or female to live in a gay household. We have a 11 month old son, and two teenagers (self sufficent) looking for someone to help around the house and take care of our 11 month old. I will be home most of the time unless I do errands or you do them. We are looking to pay cash between 150-200 week depending on circumstances. If it's a live out position it would be around 40 hours per week. Live in we would pay 140 per week and you get your room and board. We do have 3 dogs. If you would like to be considered send me a little info about you and a picture if you have one. We can set something up.
Duties would include:
helping with children (mostly the baby)
changing diappers, feeding, clothing, bathing etc..
light house cleaning
cooking (sometimes)
errands
must be gay friendly
remember I will be home also to help... we want someone that will blend in with our family. Open to working with college student and open to schedule. Would prefer someone (if live out) to be here from 8:00 to 4:00 or 4:30... live in you would still have your own time and could work a job. This is a great position for someone that is between jobs and getting unemployment. The pay isn't great but if your getting unemployment it will help you and me both.
Original URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/dmg/1444169578.html
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17) Nanny/Baby sitter for Infant (Houston)
Family in need of nanny / baby sitter for baby.
Live-in or 7am to 7pm schedule. Experience is an advantage.
Urgent start required. Call 713-409-****
Please read compensation before calling
Compensation: $150 to $200 per week depending on experience and availability
Original URL: http://houston.craigslist.org/hea/1408054960.html
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18) Babysitter wanted Urgent Live-in (New York)
We are looking for a babysitter to take care of our two todlers.
We prefer a livein.
We shall pay you $1000 / month.
Plus we shall provide you with free accomodation, and meals.
You babysit from Monday to Saturday. Can be off on sundays.
The person will also help with some housework like laundry and house cleaning.

Must have references and we shall do background check. Must have experience in taking care of kids. This is a great opportunity ---- you get paid $1000 per month --- you don't have to pay bills or rent or meals!!!!!. You will have your own bedroom....

Blacks, Africans or Hispanics preferred. Must speak English.

Must be able to start immediately. If interested, call me on 347 863 **** Thanks
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/kid/1436528354.html
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19) Live-in Nanny needed (Texas)
Looking for a live-in care giver for my two boys ages 5 & 8. Mature, non-smoking, individual who truly cares for children. Applicant must have a current Tx drivers license, clean driving record and must be able to pass a criminal background check. Duties include waking the boys, getting them ready and driving them to school. Picking them up after school, and helping with homework. Must be able to cook and do light housekeeping. I am looking for someone to be mom while I am at work, someone to become part of our family. In return you will receive free room and board, which includes your own room with satilite television, and a cell phone, all of your necesities, plus $150 per week. If this sounds like you please call Candace at (979)571-****.
Original URL: http://collegestation.craigslist.org/etc/1423615401.html
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20) I need an evening babysitter baby sitter nanny (Houston)
I am looking for a part time sitter for the weekdays in the evening time. I am a single mom with a 4yr old son. He is in school until 6:30p so I would need someone to be able to pick him up from school and watch him usually until 11pm. His school is located at highway 99 and highway 90. There will be times that a family member will be able to take over watching him around 9p or 10p. I work retail so my schedule varies each week. I will know my schedule usually a week ahead of time and will be able to provide you with the times I will need help. There will also be times that I need help on a Saturday or Sunday for 8-10hrs (depending on my schedule). This wont always happen but it would be nice to know you could do this. I am able to pay $6hr.
I am in the Sugar Land/ Richmond area (highway 99 and highway 59). I need someone who is responsible, has a valid drivers license, does not smoke, and has open availability in the evenings. If this fits you, please contact me and we can talk further. Thank you Laura
Original URL: http://houston.craigslist.org/wan/1402856170.html
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21) baby sitter wanted A.S.A.P. (New Jersey)
Early morning sitter need for 1 stay at home 2&1/2 yr old and for 1 five yr old in school. MUST SHOW UP 4 WORK ON TIME! Must be able to follow simple schedule instructions. No text, tweet,myspace or face in your book all day... PLEASE THIS Is THE BEST POSITION FOR SOMEONE IN SCHOOL ON LINE OR NIGHT COURSES. DO NOT WASTE MY TIME OR YOURS, PLEASE ONLY CONTACT IF YOU ARE ABLE TO WORK NOT IF YOU HAVE ANOTHER JOB TO GO TO... I will start you at 30.00 a day & we will go from there. only local residents need apply due to am traffic please thank you. ( must be ok with cameras in my home and go to library, park & pre planed and approved activities.) It's a grand responsibility, but not hard.
Original URL: http://newjersey.craigslist.org/kid/1439694708.html
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22) Nanny wanted immediately in Union City (San Francisco)
We are looking for a full-time nanny to begin in the middle of November. We would like the nanny to start a part-time schedule as soon as possible to familiarize our son with a new caretaker. We hope that this new individual will become part of the family instead of just viewing this as a job.
Job Description:
This position is for a full-time nanny to take care of a 4-5 month old baby. We are located in Union City near bart and the hours will be 7:45am -5:45pm M-F (part-time hours initially TBD) . Monthly salary between 1200-1600 depending on experience.
Responsibilities will include the following:
• Playing / engaging baby in appropriate activities
• Feeding baby
• Changing diapers
• Bathing baby
• Putting baby to sleep
• Cleaning up after baby
• Family laundry and ironing
• Family cooking (non-veg and veg)
• Light household work including dishes
Requirements:
• Recent experience with infants under 6 months
• English speaking is necessary; other languages are a plus
• CPR certified (or willing to get certified)
• TB tested negative and willing to provide medical record of health
• Must provide references
• Willing to have a background check and fingerprints
• Punctual, organized, and personable
• Have a car (optional)
If you feel like you would be a good match, please send us an email ASAP. When responding to this position, please provide your name, phone number, the best time to reach you, along with your resume and list of references. We will be conducting phone interviews followed by in-person interviews.
Original URL: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/kid/1438436177.html
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23) Spanish speaking Nanny/Babysitter needed! (D.C.)
For more information
Please contact: missmim09@****
Experienced Nanny or Babysitter needed (Spanish speaking prefered)

Duties:
Three nights a week from 4:30pm to 10:30pm
Feed dinner
Bathe/prepare them for bed

Pay is starting at $80/week (3 nights/week)
Will pay $100/week if you cook
Potential holiday bonuses

Must have:
Police clearance
Valid ID
Own source of transportation
Experience with children

For more information
Please contact: missmim09@****
Original URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/kid/1440097577.html
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24) Child Care Needed (Milwaukee)
I am looking for someone to come into my home and watch my two year old daughter Serenity Monday- Friday` from 6 30 AM until 4 PM. Must have own transportation. May bring own toddler to play.I pay $150 a week. Thank you Brianne
Original URL: http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/kid/1443653360.html
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25) need care for my 6 month old daughter (Baton Rouge)
Hi!! My name is Tammy. I have a 6 month old beautiful baby girl. I will need someome to care for her 3 days a week. For sure Tuesday and Friday. The hours would be from 6:00 to 2:00. I would want someone fun but mature. If you have kids that would be a plus. It would have to be in your home. And I would want to come look at it, so i would know where my baby's staying and everything. You would'nt have to waste gas i will bring her to you. I will also have bottels ready and everything you would need. She is a very calm baby and dont fuss a lot. She's always smileing and talking. Pay would be 50 a week. (Ad has pic)
Original URL: http://batonrouge.craigslist.org/kid/1430628373.html
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26) Child Care needed in my Home (Norfolk)
Im looking for someone experienced to care of my 6 week old daughter in my home beginning December. Hours are 630am-6pm. 3 days on, 2 days off, 2 days on, 3 days off. So i would need you 15 days a month, every other saturday. I will pay $150.00 a week. Please email me if you are interested brittconner1720@****. Thanks
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1442591516.html
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27) Live In Nanny (Indiana)
I have a need for a live in nanny for my 2 daughters, age 3 and 1. Evening after 8PM and every weekend off. I am a college student and my boyfriend is in Chicago on business. Other services such as laundry, cleaning, etc. for extra compensation. Will provide Room/board, all food, all utilities, plus $200 per month compensation.
Original URL: http://bloomington.craigslist.org/kid/1407495686.html
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28) Need Live in/out Housekeeper/Babysitter (Houston)
We are looking for a housekeeper/babysitter who can take care of my girls afterschool until I get home, and a full time housekeeper. Let me know if interested. 200.00 weekly Monday - Friday. 7-5:30 or 6.
Original URL: http://houston.craigslist.org/wan/1398794272.html
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29) WILL BABYSIT IN YOUR HOME $20 (Houston)
Need someone to watch the little one so you can go out to that halloween party??? Nights? Weekends? No problem!!! For only $20 you can stay out as late as you want and for your convienience I will come to you!!! I am a 35 y/o divorced female who loves children. I have a lifetime of experience caring for children so you can go out worry-free!!! I have personal references. Call Christy @ 281-734-**** to schedule.
Original URL: http://houston.craigslist.org/hss/1438152506.html
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30) Rent for Childcare (Seattle)
I am a professional and a single mom with two boys ages 8 and 6. They are active, and a bit rowdy, but well behaved. I have a house, but not much cash, so I am being creative to make ends meet.

I need someone who can watch my kids after school and on non-school days. My kids need to be picked up from school at 3:30. I usually get home between 5:30 and 6:00, except one weekend a month when I have to work late on Friday and the following Monday and Tuesday. I would like someone who will supervise the boys with their after school snack, their chores and then send them to play (usually outside with the neighborhood kids).

We do not smoke or drink or use bad language. I am pretty strict with my boys and I need to be careful about their environment. I am kind of old fashioned. I hate video games and think little boys should be outside climbing trees and riding bikes. We don’t get cable and watching videos is a rare treat. My kids do not need to be entertained all the time, but I do want someone to engage with them.
I keep a clean house and a nice yard, though I am actually quite laid back. A messy person or someone who does not respect my home or yard would really bother me.

Here is a bit about my place.
I live on a quiet cul-de-sac in the downtown Bothell area. The cul-de-sac is off a dead end, so it is really quiet and a safe place for kids to ride bikes, etc. We are only a few blocks from the Bothell library and it is a quick walk to the park at Bothell Landing. We are right by the bus and Cascadia. It is a nice and safe location.

The house is on a large lot with a fenced backyard. My house is a 1960's ranch style with a basement. All of the carpets and paint are fresh, but the house is not new or flashy; comfortable though. The room is in my basement and it is huge (16x30--which is the size of two large bedrooms). It has a large window and is a daylight room. There are also two closets. It has an attached bathroom with a shower. The shower is tub sized, but not a bath tub. There is a separate entrance. If you are respectful, you can use my washer and dryer. This space will suit up to two people, or a couple with a little baby. No animals please.

The family room is large and cozy with a gas fireplace. We all just share the family room. It has a big TV, but no cable, just VCR and DVD. There is a kitchenette in the family room with a good sized little fridge and a sink. I share space in my upright freezer which is in the basement. My current tenants use my kitchen, but I never know it except when I smell good food.

I would like to find someone right away. I am only asking for help with utilities.

If this sounds like a good match, send me an email and I will get right back to you. Thanks for reading my totally huge post!
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/dmg/1443009088.html
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Feature Ad:
1) Looking for help with my Kids (D.C.)
Single dad looking for help with his twin 2 yr old with dining out, shopping, hiking, and many other fun things that I feel like I'm missing out! This is not an ad for hookups or sexual motives. I have my girls 3 day a week and I hate to stay home especially with cold weather near. I have tried so many times to take my girls to lunches, dinner, zoos, shopping, etc..Not something that's easy and it kinda takes away from the fun when trying to juggle both of them. This is ad is exactly what it says but will pay at least $10.00 an hour plus meals out and other expenses. Yes, including drinks when dining so be at least 21. This is not a nanny position since I already have one but rather a Dad's assistant, better yet a friend of daddy that likes to help.

Here's the tricky part, since I am paying cash each time for this and will be seen publicly with my help I ask that you be put together, hygienic, experienced or loves kids, has own car, doesn't eat two entrees or get hammered since it's free, not a plus size (sorry) since I enjoy hiking with them, must must a sense of humor since my girls love to see daddy laugh. Do not respond if you are married or attached since all of our time will be out in public with me and my kids. Would not want a husband or boyfriend going apesh#*! cause you were spotted with another man.

A little about me, professional single dad that lives in Fairfax (Fairlakes). Goofy, very goofy. Very laid back and easy to get along with. Hours will vary so don't quit your day job. Any questions feel free to email me. Thanks for looking.
Original URL: Ad was removed

* Response to Ad from CL reader:

2) RE: Looking for help with my Kids (D.C.)
Something does not seem right about this man's ad. I know that you stated very clearly that you aren't trying to do anything bad but that's what makes me even more suspicious and reading through your ad makes me very curious. For example you mentioned that the woman should not be a plus size..what does that have to do with anything? And why does the woman have to be single? If her husband or boyfriend knows what her job entails, he shouldnt get jealous. And yes I realize that twins are alot to handle, I've babysat twins in the past too, but THOUSANDS of parents of twins learn to juggle twins on their own. If you really are a single dad of twins you need to learn how to go out in public with them by yourself, learn how to discipline them correctly so they don't become too much for you to handle.You mention that drinks are included so the woman has to be 21, well what makes you think the woman would want to drink? not everybody in this world drinks! Just something in this ad does not seem right, so LADIES be VERY CAREFUL!! I wouldn't reccomend any woman take this job. If he really does turn out to be a single father, well, then hes gotta learn how to do things on his own.
Original URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/kid/1435443439.html
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3) Need a babysitter tonight! (Houston)
Last minute and I'm scrambling! Must be female, at least 12 years of age, experienced and available 530-1145pm tonight. I'm a working mom and live in the Cypresswood neighborhood. This position is open for the evening of Oct. 30th only. Thanks!
Original URL: http://houston.craigslist.org/kid/1444474131.html
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4) Evening Babysitter wanted/Live-in (New York)
Hello, I am looking for a baby sitter to take care our twins ( 2 years old) from 6:00 pm - until we get home at 11:00 pm.

No money will be paid, we shall provide free accomodation in return plus meals if necessary.

You will have your own bedroom. House have a TV and Cable, Internet etc are avaialble.

My husband and I are working people with busy schedules, we get home at about 11:00 pm ( Monday - Friday). The kids spend their day at daycare, from 8:00 am - 6:00 pm.

I am looking for someone who can pick them up from daycare at 6:00 pm ( right up the street), take them home, feed them dinner, give them a bath and take them to bed.

Basically, this opportunity will be great for students looking for accomodation in NYC, studying during the day and babysitting in the evening. or a someone who wants to save on paying rent, we provide free accomodation and you take care of our kids in the evening! The person can have a day job or study or not during the day as long as they can be available to pick the kids from daycare at 6:00 pm. Yocan also do whatever on weekends, but some weekends, we can request for help for a few hours.

Blacks / Africans/ Hispanics ( who can speak english) are encouraged to apply.

Must have previous experience in taking care of kids, either as a mum or babysitter.

If interested, please call me on 347 863 **** ( cell). You can also respond by email.

We shall do background and reference checks, please have atleast 2 references.

We shall not accept a person moving in with a child.

Looking for a person to start immediately. Again, no money will be paid, we shall provide free accomdation in return. God bless
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/kid/1436517307.html
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5) Do you need a experienc baby sitter (San Francisco)
Hi my name is Shirley I'm 23 year old I'm looking for a family to work with as a baby sitter r 5 days or more every week at least 5 to 20 hours or more if need Monday,Tuesday, Wednesday,Thursday and Friday ans sat or sun if need it I have been a family sitter for about 4 years and I have a lot of experience with inborn and infants and toddler. I live in Richmond but i can go to Ur house I speak 100"%English . I'm responsible, honest and patient.I love working with children and I am also able to do many things around the house. My rates are very reliable $12 per hour for one child. $15 per hour for two children. Please if you interested in my services feel free to contact me at Call is 510 812 **** and my house number is 510 237 **** I'll be more than happy to answer any further questions that you may have for me. Thanks!! for your time to Read this note: can u call me by the phone thanks and I get my driving LICENSE .... I own my car

I can work at 8am to 3pm cuz im babysitting sometime 2 lil kid from 5 to 7pm the boy is 5ys and the girl is 4 i been working with tham for 3 months now i love them so much like i said i love working with kids and babys
PS I also have a 15 month old baby girl at home also i have CPR & First Aid . TAKE CARE Shirley B****
Original URL: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/kid/1437804953.html
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6) Childcare Needed!!!!! (Norfolk)
Hello I need childcare by Monday!! I have a 3 yr old and 4 mth old boys. Cant pay an outrageous amount! Please email if you can work out something with me! If you want $200 plus DONT email me! Thank you!
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1444358930.html
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7) Wanted Live-in Housekeeper/House Manager (UWS/New York)
In search of live-in housekeeper for upscale UWS townhouse (6000 sq feet with 2 outdoor gardens). Please apply only if you fit ALL of the following requirements:

-Early riser (as early as 6am), and willing to stay up to 7pm
-Willing to work to get the job done thoroughly
-Organized, observant, detail-oriented and able to prioritize and manage time wisely
-Previous experience working as a house manager in NYC, ie, caring for antiques, buying flowers, etc.
-Excellent laundress
-Experience caring for kids (ages 4 and 10)
-Dog and cat friendly
-Excellent communication skills
- Flexible to travel internationally with family on some holidays
-Clean driver’s license; with legal US residency or citizenship status
-Neat and tidy in personal space
-Quiet but sunny personality desired with ability to disappear into the background
-Excellent cook with experience preparing healthy meals

Day to day responsibilities include: house management, laundry and ironing, some cleaning, coordinating with outside service providers, grocery shopping, keeping track of household supplies, cooking, dog walking, caring for the children when nanny is not available and various errands outside the house. Knowledge of entertaining and serving is mandatory. References required. Salary to $50K gross. To be considered you must send resume in the body of your email (no attachments). Please NO agencies.
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/dmg/1444561539.html
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8) Housekeeper/Nanny Wanted (Norfolk)
I am looking to hire someone to help me out cleaning my house and watching 2 of my children. one is 19months old and the other is 14years old and autistic. You would probably come in early to mid day and stay till between 5-7pm find time to do light cleaning (dusting, changing sheets, vacuming moping and laundry) I would feel more comfortable with a female working. I am not prejudice and welcome people new to the country. I need someone before tuesday when the kids go back to school. you need your own car. Please feel free to call me seven5sev4zero4****.
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/lab/1417218062.html
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9) is anyone doing childcare on Halloween? (Norfolk)
I need care Halloween night for a few hrs. I have 2 boys ages 3 and 5. starting around 9 pm. please let me know your hourly rate for both children together. Only Newport News residents plz! Thanks!
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1443644416.html
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10) Halloween babysitter needed (Los Angeles)
i am in nd of childcare 8pm oct 31 till 330 am. i can only afford to pay 60 dollars. i have a 1 yr old n 2 yr old, but they will b asleep. thesitting will be done in my home in sherman oaks. please let me know if your interetsed with your telephone number thanks
Original URL: http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/kid/1445295158.html
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11) RESPITE PROVIDER (Madison)
Are you a Family Day Care Provider who needs a dependable experienced person to provide respite care on occasions? Appointments, shopping, self care! I am available morning hours and will come with age appropriate activities to entertain your group while keeping them safe and happy. I have worked with all ages and have ideas on most recreational and academic areas and topics. Currently I do After School Care. References provided, call for details. Shawna C***
Original URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/1439514380.html

* Response to Ad from CL reader:

12) RE: RESPITE PROVIDER (Oh My God!)
I just did a check on the gal wanting to do respite care and beware that she has the following records!
5 DWI's
Fraud of a cab driver
Hit and run
3 Disorderly conducts
Altering registration of a vehicle
just wanted to pass that on. I caanot believe someone like this can work for an afterschool program
Original URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/1439767358.html

13) RE: Respite Provider Shawna C*** (Madison)
There are 3 not 2 disorderly conducts in there. While I understand people can make mistakes this is a bit much to frequent. She must have a temper and anger easily.
Original URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/1439973672.html
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14) Need Babysitter ASAP (Oklahoma)
I know this probably isn't the best way to pot something but I am new to the area and need a baby sitter badly. I had one but she can't do it anymore and i need someone close by. I need one before Monday if it 's possible. Someone who is able to watch her anywhere from 7 in the morning to after 11 would be nice. My husband works 3-11 mostly so it would normally only be from about 2 until I get off. Please e-mail me back with prices and references!!!!
Original URL: http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/kid/1443477716.html
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15) Needing childcare for 11/2 & 11/3 (Oklahoma)
I am in need of some one to watch my three boys Monday 11/2 from 730am untill 5pm and Tuesday 11/3 from 730am until 3pm their ages are 3 1/2, 19mo and 10weeks

i ask that you come to my home these two days, i would ask that you dont bring a child with you because i have an infant that needs alot of attention.
i live near 50th and Mac

you will have to change diapers for my 19mo and 10wk old, you would need to make lunch.
the boys are fairly low maintenece.

i will pay $75 for these two days.

if you dont like any of these conditions, please do not inquire about sitting for me
if you are interested please email me at coffeeshoppecutie@**** (Ad has pic)
Original URL: http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/kid/1444375850.html
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.... HOW MUCH?!

16) assistant/babysitter/live in or out (Las Vegas)
I'm looking for a live in/live out male or female to live in a gay household. We have a 11 month old son, and two teenagers (self sufficent) looking for someone to help around the house and take care of our 11 month old. I will be home most of the time unless I do errands or you do them. We are looking to pay cash between 150-200 week depending on circumstances. If it's a live out position it would be around 40 hours per week. Live in we would pay 140 per week and you get your room and board. We do have 3 dogs. If you would like to be considered send me a little info about you and a picture if you have one. We can set something up.
Duties would include:
helping with children (mostly the baby)
changing diappers, feeding, clothing, bathing etc..
light house cleaning
cooking (sometimes)
errands
must be gay friendly
remember I will be home also to help... we want someone that will blend in with our family. Open to working with college student and open to schedule. Would prefer someone (if live out) to be here from 8:00 to 4:00 or 4:30... live in you would still have your own time and could work a job. This is a great position for someone that is between jobs and getting unemployment. The pay isn't great but if your getting unemployment it will help you and me both.
Original URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/dmg/1444169578.html
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17) Nanny/Baby sitter for Infant (Houston)
Family in need of nanny / baby sitter for baby.
Live-in or 7am to 7pm schedule. Experience is an advantage.
Urgent start required. Call 713-409-****
Please read compensation before calling
Compensation: $150 to $200 per week depending on experience and availability
Original URL: http://houston.craigslist.org/hea/1408054960.html
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18) Babysitter wanted Urgent Live-in (New York)
We are looking for a babysitter to take care of our two todlers.
We prefer a livein.
We shall pay you $1000 / month.
Plus we shall provide you with free accomodation, and meals.
You babysit from Monday to Saturday. Can be off on sundays.
The person will also help with some housework like laundry and house cleaning.

Must have references and we shall do background check. Must have experience in taking care of kids. This is a great opportunity ---- you get paid $1000 per month --- you don't have to pay bills or rent or meals!!!!!. You will have your own bedroom....

Blacks, Africans or Hispanics preferred. Must speak English.

Must be able to start immediately. If interested, call me on 347 863 **** Thanks
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/kid/1436528354.html
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19) Live-in Nanny needed (Texas)
Looking for a live-in care giver for my two boys ages 5 & 8. Mature, non-smoking, individual who truly cares for children. Applicant must have a current Tx drivers license, clean driving record and must be able to pass a criminal background check. Duties include waking the boys, getting them ready and driving them to school. Picking them up after school, and helping with homework. Must be able to cook and do light housekeeping. I am looking for someone to be mom while I am at work, someone to become part of our family. In return you will receive free room and board, which includes your own room with satilite television, and a cell phone, all of your necesities, plus $150 per week. If this sounds like you please call Candace at (979)571-****.
Original URL: http://collegestation.craigslist.org/etc/1423615401.html
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20) I need an evening babysitter baby sitter nanny (Houston)
I am looking for a part time sitter for the weekdays in the evening time. I am a single mom with a 4yr old son. He is in school until 6:30p so I would need someone to be able to pick him up from school and watch him usually until 11pm. His school is located at highway 99 and highway 90. There will be times that a family member will be able to take over watching him around 9p or 10p. I work retail so my schedule varies each week. I will know my schedule usually a week ahead of time and will be able to provide you with the times I will need help. There will also be times that I need help on a Saturday or Sunday for 8-10hrs (depending on my schedule). This wont always happen but it would be nice to know you could do this. I am able to pay $6hr.
I am in the Sugar Land/ Richmond area (highway 99 and highway 59). I need someone who is responsible, has a valid drivers license, does not smoke, and has open availability in the evenings. If this fits you, please contact me and we can talk further. Thank you Laura
Original URL: http://houston.craigslist.org/wan/1402856170.html
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21) baby sitter wanted A.S.A.P. (New Jersey)
Early morning sitter need for 1 stay at home 2&1/2 yr old and for 1 five yr old in school. MUST SHOW UP 4 WORK ON TIME! Must be able to follow simple schedule instructions. No text, tweet,myspace or face in your book all day... PLEASE THIS Is THE BEST POSITION FOR SOMEONE IN SCHOOL ON LINE OR NIGHT COURSES. DO NOT WASTE MY TIME OR YOURS, PLEASE ONLY CONTACT IF YOU ARE ABLE TO WORK NOT IF YOU HAVE ANOTHER JOB TO GO TO... I will start you at 30.00 a day & we will go from there. only local residents need apply due to am traffic please thank you. ( must be ok with cameras in my home and go to library, park & pre planed and approved activities.) It's a grand responsibility, but not hard.
Original URL: http://newjersey.craigslist.org/kid/1439694708.html
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22) Nanny wanted immediately in Union City (San Francisco)
We are looking for a full-time nanny to begin in the middle of November. We would like the nanny to start a part-time schedule as soon as possible to familiarize our son with a new caretaker. We hope that this new individual will become part of the family instead of just viewing this as a job.
Job Description:
This position is for a full-time nanny to take care of a 4-5 month old baby. We are located in Union City near bart and the hours will be 7:45am -5:45pm M-F (part-time hours initially TBD) . Monthly salary between 1200-1600 depending on experience.
Responsibilities will include the following:
• Playing / engaging baby in appropriate activities
• Feeding baby
• Changing diapers
• Bathing baby
• Putting baby to sleep
• Cleaning up after baby
• Family laundry and ironing
• Family cooking (non-veg and veg)
• Light household work including dishes
Requirements:
• Recent experience with infants under 6 months
• English speaking is necessary; other languages are a plus
• CPR certified (or willing to get certified)
• TB tested negative and willing to provide medical record of health
• Must provide references
• Willing to have a background check and fingerprints
• Punctual, organized, and personable
• Have a car (optional)
If you feel like you would be a good match, please send us an email ASAP. When responding to this position, please provide your name, phone number, the best time to reach you, along with your resume and list of references. We will be conducting phone interviews followed by in-person interviews.
Original URL: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/kid/1438436177.html
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23) Spanish speaking Nanny/Babysitter needed! (D.C.)
For more information
Please contact: missmim09@****
Experienced Nanny or Babysitter needed (Spanish speaking prefered)

Duties:
Three nights a week from 4:30pm to 10:30pm
Feed dinner
Bathe/prepare them for bed

Pay is starting at $80/week (3 nights/week)
Will pay $100/week if you cook
Potential holiday bonuses

Must have:
Police clearance
Valid ID
Own source of transportation
Experience with children

For more information
Please contact: missmim09@****
Original URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/kid/1440097577.html
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24) Child Care Needed (Milwaukee)
I am looking for someone to come into my home and watch my two year old daughter Serenity Monday- Friday` from 6 30 AM until 4 PM. Must have own transportation. May bring own toddler to play.I pay $150 a week. Thank you Brianne
Original URL: http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/kid/1443653360.html
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25) need care for my 6 month old daughter (Baton Rouge)
Hi!! My name is Tammy. I have a 6 month old beautiful baby girl. I will need someome to care for her 3 days a week. For sure Tuesday and Friday. The hours would be from 6:00 to 2:00. I would want someone fun but mature. If you have kids that would be a plus. It would have to be in your home. And I would want to come look at it, so i would know where my baby's staying and everything. You would'nt have to waste gas i will bring her to you. I will also have bottels ready and everything you would need. She is a very calm baby and dont fuss a lot. She's always smileing and talking. Pay would be 50 a week. (Ad has pic)
Original URL: http://batonrouge.craigslist.org/kid/1430628373.html
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26) Child Care needed in my Home (Norfolk)
Im looking for someone experienced to care of my 6 week old daughter in my home beginning December. Hours are 630am-6pm. 3 days on, 2 days off, 2 days on, 3 days off. So i would need you 15 days a month, every other saturday. I will pay $150.00 a week. Please email me if you are interested brittconner1720@****. Thanks
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1442591516.html
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27) Live In Nanny (Indiana)
I have a need for a live in nanny for my 2 daughters, age 3 and 1. Evening after 8PM and every weekend off. I am a college student and my boyfriend is in Chicago on business. Other services such as laundry, cleaning, etc. for extra compensation. Will provide Room/board, all food, all utilities, plus $200 per month compensation.
Original URL: http://bloomington.craigslist.org/kid/1407495686.html
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28) Need Live in/out Housekeeper/Babysitter (Houston)
We are looking for a housekeeper/babysitter who can take care of my girls afterschool until I get home, and a full time housekeeper. Let me know if interested. 200.00 weekly Monday - Friday. 7-5:30 or 6.
Original URL: http://houston.craigslist.org/wan/1398794272.html
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29) WILL BABYSIT IN YOUR HOME $20 (Houston)
Need someone to watch the little one so you can go out to that halloween party??? Nights? Weekends? No problem!!! For only $20 you can stay out as late as you want and for your convienience I will come to you!!! I am a 35 y/o divorced female who loves children. I have a lifetime of experience caring for children so you can go out worry-free!!! I have personal references. Call Christy @ 281-734-**** to schedule.
Original URL: http://houston.craigslist.org/hss/1438152506.html
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30) Rent for Childcare (Seattle)
I am a professional and a single mom with two boys ages 8 and 6. They are active, and a bit rowdy, but well behaved. I have a house, but not much cash, so I am being creative to make ends meet.

I need someone who can watch my kids after school and on non-school days. My kids need to be picked up from school at 3:30. I usually get home between 5:30 and 6:00, except one weekend a month when I have to work late on Friday and the following Monday and Tuesday. I would like someone who will supervise the boys with their after school snack, their chores and then send them to play (usually outside with the neighborhood kids).

We do not smoke or drink or use bad language. I am pretty strict with my boys and I need to be careful about their environment. I am kind of old fashioned. I hate video games and think little boys should be outside climbing trees and riding bikes. We don’t get cable and watching videos is a rare treat. My kids do not need to be entertained all the time, but I do want someone to engage with them.
I keep a clean house and a nice yard, though I am actually quite laid back. A messy person or someone who does not respect my home or yard would really bother me.

Here is a bit about my place.
I live on a quiet cul-de-sac in the downtown Bothell area. The cul-de-sac is off a dead end, so it is really quiet and a safe place for kids to ride bikes, etc. We are only a few blocks from the Bothell library and it is a quick walk to the park at Bothell Landing. We are right by the bus and Cascadia. It is a nice and safe location.

The house is on a large lot with a fenced backyard. My house is a 1960's ranch style with a basement. All of the carpets and paint are fresh, but the house is not new or flashy; comfortable though. The room is in my basement and it is huge (16x30--which is the size of two large bedrooms). It has a large window and is a daylight room. There are also two closets. It has an attached bathroom with a shower. The shower is tub sized, but not a bath tub. There is a separate entrance. If you are respectful, you can use my washer and dryer. This space will suit up to two people, or a couple with a little baby. No animals please.

The family room is large and cozy with a gas fireplace. We all just share the family room. It has a big TV, but no cable, just VCR and DVD. There is a kitchenette in the family room with a good sized little fridge and a sink. I share space in my upright freezer which is in the basement. My current tenants use my kitchen, but I never know it except when I smell good food.

I would like to find someone right away. I am only asking for help with utilities.

If this sounds like a good match, send me an email and I will get right back to you. Thanks for reading my totally huge post!
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/dmg/1443009088.html
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