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Saturday, October 31, 2009
CL- WTF on I SAW YOUR NANNY by MPP
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....WHAT?!

Feature Ad:
1) Looking for help with my Kids (D.C.)
Single dad looking for help with his twin 2 yr old with dining out, shopping, hiking, and many other fun things that I feel like I'm missing out! This is not an ad for hookups or sexual motives. I have my girls 3 day a week and I hate to stay home especially with cold weather near. I have tried so many times to take my girls to lunches, dinner, zoos, shopping, etc..Not something that's easy and it kinda takes away from the fun when trying to juggle both of them. This is ad is exactly what it says but will pay at least $10.00 an hour plus meals out and other expenses. Yes, including drinks when dining so be at least 21. This is not a nanny position since I already have one but rather a Dad's assistant, better yet a friend of daddy that likes to help.

Here's the tricky part, since I am paying cash each time for this and will be seen publicly with my help I ask that you be put together, hygienic, experienced or loves kids, has own car, doesn't eat two entrees or get hammered since it's free, not a plus size (sorry) since I enjoy hiking with them, must must a sense of humor since my girls love to see daddy laugh. Do not respond if you are married or attached since all of our time will be out in public with me and my kids. Would not want a husband or boyfriend going apesh#*! cause you were spotted with another man.

A little about me, professional single dad that lives in Fairfax (Fairlakes). Goofy, very goofy. Very laid back and easy to get along with. Hours will vary so don't quit your day job. Any questions feel free to email me. Thanks for looking.
Original URL: Ad was removed

* Response to Ad from CL reader:

2) RE: Looking for help with my Kids (D.C.)
Something does not seem right about this man's ad. I know that you stated very clearly that you aren't trying to do anything bad but that's what makes me even more suspicious and reading through your ad makes me very curious. For example you mentioned that the woman should not be a plus size..what does that have to do with anything? And why does the woman have to be single? If her husband or boyfriend knows what her job entails, he shouldnt get jealous. And yes I realize that twins are alot to handle, I've babysat twins in the past too, but THOUSANDS of parents of twins learn to juggle twins on their own. If you really are a single dad of twins you need to learn how to go out in public with them by yourself, learn how to discipline them correctly so they don't become too much for you to handle.You mention that drinks are included so the woman has to be 21, well what makes you think the woman would want to drink? not everybody in this world drinks! Just something in this ad does not seem right, so LADIES be VERY CAREFUL!! I wouldn't reccomend any woman take this job. If he really does turn out to be a single father, well, then hes gotta learn how to do things on his own.
Original URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/kid/1435443439.html
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3) Need a babysitter tonight! (Houston)
Last minute and I'm scrambling! Must be female, at least 12 years of age, experienced and available 530-1145pm tonight. I'm a working mom and live in the Cypresswood neighborhood. This position is open for the evening of Oct. 30th only. Thanks!
Original URL: http://houston.craigslist.org/kid/1444474131.html
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4) Evening Babysitter wanted/Live-in (New York)
Hello, I am looking for a baby sitter to take care our twins ( 2 years old) from 6:00 pm - until we get home at 11:00 pm.

No money will be paid, we shall provide free accomodation in return plus meals if necessary.

You will have your own bedroom. House have a TV and Cable, Internet etc are avaialble.

My husband and I are working people with busy schedules, we get home at about 11:00 pm ( Monday - Friday). The kids spend their day at daycare, from 8:00 am - 6:00 pm.

I am looking for someone who can pick them up from daycare at 6:00 pm ( right up the street), take them home, feed them dinner, give them a bath and take them to bed.

Basically, this opportunity will be great for students looking for accomodation in NYC, studying during the day and babysitting in the evening. or a someone who wants to save on paying rent, we provide free accomodation and you take care of our kids in the evening! The person can have a day job or study or not during the day as long as they can be available to pick the kids from daycare at 6:00 pm. Yocan also do whatever on weekends, but some weekends, we can request for help for a few hours.

Blacks / Africans/ Hispanics ( who can speak english) are encouraged to apply.

Must have previous experience in taking care of kids, either as a mum or babysitter.

If interested, please call me on 347 863 **** ( cell). You can also respond by email.

We shall do background and reference checks, please have atleast 2 references.

We shall not accept a person moving in with a child.

Looking for a person to start immediately. Again, no money will be paid, we shall provide free accomdation in return. God bless
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/kid/1436517307.html
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5) Do you need a experienc baby sitter (San Francisco)
Hi my name is Shirley I'm 23 year old I'm looking for a family to work with as a baby sitter r 5 days or more every week at least 5 to 20 hours or more if need Monday,Tuesday, Wednesday,Thursday and Friday ans sat or sun if need it I have been a family sitter for about 4 years and I have a lot of experience with inborn and infants and toddler. I live in Richmond but i can go to Ur house I speak 100"%English . I'm responsible, honest and patient.I love working with children and I am also able to do many things around the house. My rates are very reliable $12 per hour for one child. $15 per hour for two children. Please if you interested in my services feel free to contact me at Call is 510 812 **** and my house number is 510 237 **** I'll be more than happy to answer any further questions that you may have for me. Thanks!! for your time to Read this note: can u call me by the phone thanks and I get my driving LICENSE .... I own my car

I can work at 8am to 3pm cuz im babysitting sometime 2 lil kid from 5 to 7pm the boy is 5ys and the girl is 4 i been working with tham for 3 months now i love them so much like i said i love working with kids and babys
PS I also have a 15 month old baby girl at home also i have CPR & First Aid . TAKE CARE Shirley B****
Original URL: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/kid/1437804953.html
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6) Childcare Needed!!!!! (Norfolk)
Hello I need childcare by Monday!! I have a 3 yr old and 4 mth old boys. Cant pay an outrageous amount! Please email if you can work out something with me! If you want $200 plus DONT email me! Thank you!
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1444358930.html
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7) Wanted Live-in Housekeeper/House Manager (UWS/New York)
In search of live-in housekeeper for upscale UWS townhouse (6000 sq feet with 2 outdoor gardens). Please apply only if you fit ALL of the following requirements:

-Early riser (as early as 6am), and willing to stay up to 7pm
-Willing to work to get the job done thoroughly
-Organized, observant, detail-oriented and able to prioritize and manage time wisely
-Previous experience working as a house manager in NYC, ie, caring for antiques, buying flowers, etc.
-Excellent laundress
-Experience caring for kids (ages 4 and 10)
-Dog and cat friendly
-Excellent communication skills
- Flexible to travel internationally with family on some holidays
-Clean driver’s license; with legal US residency or citizenship status
-Neat and tidy in personal space
-Quiet but sunny personality desired with ability to disappear into the background
-Excellent cook with experience preparing healthy meals

Day to day responsibilities include: house management, laundry and ironing, some cleaning, coordinating with outside service providers, grocery shopping, keeping track of household supplies, cooking, dog walking, caring for the children when nanny is not available and various errands outside the house. Knowledge of entertaining and serving is mandatory. References required. Salary to $50K gross. To be considered you must send resume in the body of your email (no attachments). Please NO agencies.
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/dmg/1444561539.html
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8) Housekeeper/Nanny Wanted (Norfolk)
I am looking to hire someone to help me out cleaning my house and watching 2 of my children. one is 19months old and the other is 14years old and autistic. You would probably come in early to mid day and stay till between 5-7pm find time to do light cleaning (dusting, changing sheets, vacuming moping and laundry) I would feel more comfortable with a female working. I am not prejudice and welcome people new to the country. I need someone before tuesday when the kids go back to school. you need your own car. Please feel free to call me seven5sev4zero4****.
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/lab/1417218062.html
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9) is anyone doing childcare on Halloween? (Norfolk)
I need care Halloween night for a few hrs. I have 2 boys ages 3 and 5. starting around 9 pm. please let me know your hourly rate for both children together. Only Newport News residents plz! Thanks!
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1443644416.html
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10) Halloween babysitter needed (Los Angeles)
i am in nd of childcare 8pm oct 31 till 330 am. i can only afford to pay 60 dollars. i have a 1 yr old n 2 yr old, but they will b asleep. thesitting will be done in my home in sherman oaks. please let me know if your interetsed with your telephone number thanks
Original URL: http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/kid/1445295158.html
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11) RESPITE PROVIDER (Madison)
Are you a Family Day Care Provider who needs a dependable experienced person to provide respite care on occasions? Appointments, shopping, self care! I am available morning hours and will come with age appropriate activities to entertain your group while keeping them safe and happy. I have worked with all ages and have ideas on most recreational and academic areas and topics. Currently I do After School Care. References provided, call for details. Shawna C***
Original URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/1439514380.html

* Response to Ad from CL reader:

12) RE: RESPITE PROVIDER (Oh My God!)
I just did a check on the gal wanting to do respite care and beware that she has the following records!
5 DWI's
Fraud of a cab driver
Hit and run
3 Disorderly conducts
Altering registration of a vehicle
just wanted to pass that on. I caanot believe someone like this can work for an afterschool program
Original URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/1439767358.html

13) RE: Respite Provider Shawna C*** (Madison)
There are 3 not 2 disorderly conducts in there. While I understand people can make mistakes this is a bit much to frequent. She must have a temper and anger easily.
Original URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/1439973672.html
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14) Need Babysitter ASAP (Oklahoma)
I know this probably isn't the best way to pot something but I am new to the area and need a baby sitter badly. I had one but she can't do it anymore and i need someone close by. I need one before Monday if it 's possible. Someone who is able to watch her anywhere from 7 in the morning to after 11 would be nice. My husband works 3-11 mostly so it would normally only be from about 2 until I get off. Please e-mail me back with prices and references!!!!
Original URL: http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/kid/1443477716.html
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15) Needing childcare for 11/2 & 11/3 (Oklahoma)
I am in need of some one to watch my three boys Monday 11/2 from 730am untill 5pm and Tuesday 11/3 from 730am until 3pm their ages are 3 1/2, 19mo and 10weeks

i ask that you come to my home these two days, i would ask that you dont bring a child with you because i have an infant that needs alot of attention.
i live near 50th and Mac

you will have to change diapers for my 19mo and 10wk old, you would need to make lunch.
the boys are fairly low maintenece.

i will pay $75 for these two days.

if you dont like any of these conditions, please do not inquire about sitting for me
if you are interested please email me at coffeeshoppecutie@**** (Ad has pic)
Original URL: http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/kid/1444375850.html
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.... HOW MUCH?!

16) assistant/babysitter/live in or out (Las Vegas)
I'm looking for a live in/live out male or female to live in a gay household. We have a 11 month old son, and two teenagers (self sufficent) looking for someone to help around the house and take care of our 11 month old. I will be home most of the time unless I do errands or you do them. We are looking to pay cash between 150-200 week depending on circumstances. If it's a live out position it would be around 40 hours per week. Live in we would pay 140 per week and you get your room and board. We do have 3 dogs. If you would like to be considered send me a little info about you and a picture if you have one. We can set something up.
Duties would include:
helping with children (mostly the baby)
changing diappers, feeding, clothing, bathing etc..
light house cleaning
cooking (sometimes)
errands
must be gay friendly
remember I will be home also to help... we want someone that will blend in with our family. Open to working with college student and open to schedule. Would prefer someone (if live out) to be here from 8:00 to 4:00 or 4:30... live in you would still have your own time and could work a job. This is a great position for someone that is between jobs and getting unemployment. The pay isn't great but if your getting unemployment it will help you and me both.
Original URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/dmg/1444169578.html
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17) Nanny/Baby sitter for Infant (Houston)
Family in need of nanny / baby sitter for baby.
Live-in or 7am to 7pm schedule. Experience is an advantage.
Urgent start required. Call 713-409-****
Please read compensation before calling
Compensation: $150 to $200 per week depending on experience and availability
Original URL: http://houston.craigslist.org/hea/1408054960.html
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18) Babysitter wanted Urgent Live-in (New York)
We are looking for a babysitter to take care of our two todlers.
We prefer a livein.
We shall pay you $1000 / month.
Plus we shall provide you with free accomodation, and meals.
You babysit from Monday to Saturday. Can be off on sundays.
The person will also help with some housework like laundry and house cleaning.

Must have references and we shall do background check. Must have experience in taking care of kids. This is a great opportunity ---- you get paid $1000 per month --- you don't have to pay bills or rent or meals!!!!!. You will have your own bedroom....

Blacks, Africans or Hispanics preferred. Must speak English.

Must be able to start immediately. If interested, call me on 347 863 **** Thanks
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/kid/1436528354.html
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19) Live-in Nanny needed (Texas)
Looking for a live-in care giver for my two boys ages 5 & 8. Mature, non-smoking, individual who truly cares for children. Applicant must have a current Tx drivers license, clean driving record and must be able to pass a criminal background check. Duties include waking the boys, getting them ready and driving them to school. Picking them up after school, and helping with homework. Must be able to cook and do light housekeeping. I am looking for someone to be mom while I am at work, someone to become part of our family. In return you will receive free room and board, which includes your own room with satilite television, and a cell phone, all of your necesities, plus $150 per week. If this sounds like you please call Candace at (979)571-****.
Original URL: http://collegestation.craigslist.org/etc/1423615401.html
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20) I need an evening babysitter baby sitter nanny (Houston)
I am looking for a part time sitter for the weekdays in the evening time. I am a single mom with a 4yr old son. He is in school until 6:30p so I would need someone to be able to pick him up from school and watch him usually until 11pm. His school is located at highway 99 and highway 90. There will be times that a family member will be able to take over watching him around 9p or 10p. I work retail so my schedule varies each week. I will know my schedule usually a week ahead of time and will be able to provide you with the times I will need help. There will also be times that I need help on a Saturday or Sunday for 8-10hrs (depending on my schedule). This wont always happen but it would be nice to know you could do this. I am able to pay $6hr.
I am in the Sugar Land/ Richmond area (highway 99 and highway 59). I need someone who is responsible, has a valid drivers license, does not smoke, and has open availability in the evenings. If this fits you, please contact me and we can talk further. Thank you Laura
Original URL: http://houston.craigslist.org/wan/1402856170.html
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21) baby sitter wanted A.S.A.P. (New Jersey)
Early morning sitter need for 1 stay at home 2&1/2 yr old and for 1 five yr old in school. MUST SHOW UP 4 WORK ON TIME! Must be able to follow simple schedule instructions. No text, tweet,myspace or face in your book all day... PLEASE THIS Is THE BEST POSITION FOR SOMEONE IN SCHOOL ON LINE OR NIGHT COURSES. DO NOT WASTE MY TIME OR YOURS, PLEASE ONLY CONTACT IF YOU ARE ABLE TO WORK NOT IF YOU HAVE ANOTHER JOB TO GO TO... I will start you at 30.00 a day & we will go from there. only local residents need apply due to am traffic please thank you. ( must be ok with cameras in my home and go to library, park & pre planed and approved activities.) It's a grand responsibility, but not hard.
Original URL: http://newjersey.craigslist.org/kid/1439694708.html
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22) Nanny wanted immediately in Union City (San Francisco)
We are looking for a full-time nanny to begin in the middle of November. We would like the nanny to start a part-time schedule as soon as possible to familiarize our son with a new caretaker. We hope that this new individual will become part of the family instead of just viewing this as a job.
Job Description:
This position is for a full-time nanny to take care of a 4-5 month old baby. We are located in Union City near bart and the hours will be 7:45am -5:45pm M-F (part-time hours initially TBD) . Monthly salary between 1200-1600 depending on experience.
Responsibilities will include the following:
• Playing / engaging baby in appropriate activities
• Feeding baby
• Changing diapers
• Bathing baby
• Putting baby to sleep
• Cleaning up after baby
• Family laundry and ironing
• Family cooking (non-veg and veg)
• Light household work including dishes
Requirements:
• Recent experience with infants under 6 months
• English speaking is necessary; other languages are a plus
• CPR certified (or willing to get certified)
• TB tested negative and willing to provide medical record of health
• Must provide references
• Willing to have a background check and fingerprints
• Punctual, organized, and personable
• Have a car (optional)
If you feel like you would be a good match, please send us an email ASAP. When responding to this position, please provide your name, phone number, the best time to reach you, along with your resume and list of references. We will be conducting phone interviews followed by in-person interviews.
Original URL: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/kid/1438436177.html
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23) Spanish speaking Nanny/Babysitter needed! (D.C.)
For more information
Please contact: missmim09@****
Experienced Nanny or Babysitter needed (Spanish speaking prefered)

Duties:
Three nights a week from 4:30pm to 10:30pm
Feed dinner
Bathe/prepare them for bed

Pay is starting at $80/week (3 nights/week)
Will pay $100/week if you cook
Potential holiday bonuses

Must have:
Police clearance
Valid ID
Own source of transportation
Experience with children

For more information
Please contact: missmim09@****
Original URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/kid/1440097577.html
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24) Child Care Needed (Milwaukee)
I am looking for someone to come into my home and watch my two year old daughter Serenity Monday- Friday` from 6 30 AM until 4 PM. Must have own transportation. May bring own toddler to play.I pay $150 a week. Thank you Brianne
Original URL: http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/kid/1443653360.html
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25) need care for my 6 month old daughter (Baton Rouge)
Hi!! My name is Tammy. I have a 6 month old beautiful baby girl. I will need someome to care for her 3 days a week. For sure Tuesday and Friday. The hours would be from 6:00 to 2:00. I would want someone fun but mature. If you have kids that would be a plus. It would have to be in your home. And I would want to come look at it, so i would know where my baby's staying and everything. You would'nt have to waste gas i will bring her to you. I will also have bottels ready and everything you would need. She is a very calm baby and dont fuss a lot. She's always smileing and talking. Pay would be 50 a week. (Ad has pic)
Original URL: http://batonrouge.craigslist.org/kid/1430628373.html
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26) Child Care needed in my Home (Norfolk)
Im looking for someone experienced to care of my 6 week old daughter in my home beginning December. Hours are 630am-6pm. 3 days on, 2 days off, 2 days on, 3 days off. So i would need you 15 days a month, every other saturday. I will pay $150.00 a week. Please email me if you are interested brittconner1720@****. Thanks
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1442591516.html
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27) Live In Nanny (Indiana)
I have a need for a live in nanny for my 2 daughters, age 3 and 1. Evening after 8PM and every weekend off. I am a college student and my boyfriend is in Chicago on business. Other services such as laundry, cleaning, etc. for extra compensation. Will provide Room/board, all food, all utilities, plus $200 per month compensation.
Original URL: http://bloomington.craigslist.org/kid/1407495686.html
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28) Need Live in/out Housekeeper/Babysitter (Houston)
We are looking for a housekeeper/babysitter who can take care of my girls afterschool until I get home, and a full time housekeeper. Let me know if interested. 200.00 weekly Monday - Friday. 7-5:30 or 6.
Original URL: http://houston.craigslist.org/wan/1398794272.html
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29) WILL BABYSIT IN YOUR HOME $20 (Houston)
Need someone to watch the little one so you can go out to that halloween party??? Nights? Weekends? No problem!!! For only $20 you can stay out as late as you want and for your convienience I will come to you!!! I am a 35 y/o divorced female who loves children. I have a lifetime of experience caring for children so you can go out worry-free!!! I have personal references. Call Christy @ 281-734-**** to schedule.
Original URL: http://houston.craigslist.org/hss/1438152506.html
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30) Rent for Childcare (Seattle)
I am a professional and a single mom with two boys ages 8 and 6. They are active, and a bit rowdy, but well behaved. I have a house, but not much cash, so I am being creative to make ends meet.

I need someone who can watch my kids after school and on non-school days. My kids need to be picked up from school at 3:30. I usually get home between 5:30 and 6:00, except one weekend a month when I have to work late on Friday and the following Monday and Tuesday. I would like someone who will supervise the boys with their after school snack, their chores and then send them to play (usually outside with the neighborhood kids).

We do not smoke or drink or use bad language. I am pretty strict with my boys and I need to be careful about their environment. I am kind of old fashioned. I hate video games and think little boys should be outside climbing trees and riding bikes. We don’t get cable and watching videos is a rare treat. My kids do not need to be entertained all the time, but I do want someone to engage with them.
I keep a clean house and a nice yard, though I am actually quite laid back. A messy person or someone who does not respect my home or yard would really bother me.

Here is a bit about my place.
I live on a quiet cul-de-sac in the downtown Bothell area. The cul-de-sac is off a dead end, so it is really quiet and a safe place for kids to ride bikes, etc. We are only a few blocks from the Bothell library and it is a quick walk to the park at Bothell Landing. We are right by the bus and Cascadia. It is a nice and safe location.

The house is on a large lot with a fenced backyard. My house is a 1960's ranch style with a basement. All of the carpets and paint are fresh, but the house is not new or flashy; comfortable though. The room is in my basement and it is huge (16x30--which is the size of two large bedrooms). It has a large window and is a daylight room. There are also two closets. It has an attached bathroom with a shower. The shower is tub sized, but not a bath tub. There is a separate entrance. If you are respectful, you can use my washer and dryer. This space will suit up to two people, or a couple with a little baby. No animals please.

The family room is large and cozy with a gas fireplace. We all just share the family room. It has a big TV, but no cable, just VCR and DVD. There is a kitchenette in the family room with a good sized little fridge and a sink. I share space in my upright freezer which is in the basement. My current tenants use my kitchen, but I never know it except when I smell good food.

I would like to find someone right away. I am only asking for help with utilities.

If this sounds like a good match, send me an email and I will get right back to you. Thanks for reading my totally huge post!
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/dmg/1443009088.html
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Saturday, October 31, 2009
CL- WTF on I SAW YOUR NANNY by MPP
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....WHAT?!

Feature Ad:
1) Looking for help with my Kids (D.C.)
Single dad looking for help with his twin 2 yr old with dining out, shopping, hiking, and many other fun things that I feel like I'm missing out! This is not an ad for hookups or sexual motives. I have my girls 3 day a week and I hate to stay home especially with cold weather near. I have tried so many times to take my girls to lunches, dinner, zoos, shopping, etc..Not something that's easy and it kinda takes away from the fun when trying to juggle both of them. This is ad is exactly what it says but will pay at least $10.00 an hour plus meals out and other expenses. Yes, including drinks when dining so be at least 21. This is not a nanny position since I already have one but rather a Dad's assistant, better yet a friend of daddy that likes to help.

Here's the tricky part, since I am paying cash each time for this and will be seen publicly with my help I ask that you be put together, hygienic, experienced or loves kids, has own car, doesn't eat two entrees or get hammered since it's free, not a plus size (sorry) since I enjoy hiking with them, must must a sense of humor since my girls love to see daddy laugh. Do not respond if you are married or attached since all of our time will be out in public with me and my kids. Would not want a husband or boyfriend going apesh#*! cause you were spotted with another man.

A little about me, professional single dad that lives in Fairfax (Fairlakes). Goofy, very goofy. Very laid back and easy to get along with. Hours will vary so don't quit your day job. Any questions feel free to email me. Thanks for looking.
Original URL: Ad was removed

* Response to Ad from CL reader:

2) RE: Looking for help with my Kids (D.C.)
Something does not seem right about this man's ad. I know that you stated very clearly that you aren't trying to do anything bad but that's what makes me even more suspicious and reading through your ad makes me very curious. For example you mentioned that the woman should not be a plus size..what does that have to do with anything? And why does the woman have to be single? If her husband or boyfriend knows what her job entails, he shouldnt get jealous. And yes I realize that twins are alot to handle, I've babysat twins in the past too, but THOUSANDS of parents of twins learn to juggle twins on their own. If you really are a single dad of twins you need to learn how to go out in public with them by yourself, learn how to discipline them correctly so they don't become too much for you to handle.You mention that drinks are included so the woman has to be 21, well what makes you think the woman would want to drink? not everybody in this world drinks! Just something in this ad does not seem right, so LADIES be VERY CAREFUL!! I wouldn't reccomend any woman take this job. If he really does turn out to be a single father, well, then hes gotta learn how to do things on his own.
Original URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/kid/1435443439.html
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3) Need a babysitter tonight! (Houston)
Last minute and I'm scrambling! Must be female, at least 12 years of age, experienced and available 530-1145pm tonight. I'm a working mom and live in the Cypresswood neighborhood. This position is open for the evening of Oct. 30th only. Thanks!
Original URL: http://houston.craigslist.org/kid/1444474131.html
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4) Evening Babysitter wanted/Live-in (New York)
Hello, I am looking for a baby sitter to take care our twins ( 2 years old) from 6:00 pm - until we get home at 11:00 pm.

No money will be paid, we shall provide free accomodation in return plus meals if necessary.

You will have your own bedroom. House have a TV and Cable, Internet etc are avaialble.

My husband and I are working people with busy schedules, we get home at about 11:00 pm ( Monday - Friday). The kids spend their day at daycare, from 8:00 am - 6:00 pm.

I am looking for someone who can pick them up from daycare at 6:00 pm ( right up the street), take them home, feed them dinner, give them a bath and take them to bed.

Basically, this opportunity will be great for students looking for accomodation in NYC, studying during the day and babysitting in the evening. or a someone who wants to save on paying rent, we provide free accomodation and you take care of our kids in the evening! The person can have a day job or study or not during the day as long as they can be available to pick the kids from daycare at 6:00 pm. Yocan also do whatever on weekends, but some weekends, we can request for help for a few hours.

Blacks / Africans/ Hispanics ( who can speak english) are encouraged to apply.

Must have previous experience in taking care of kids, either as a mum or babysitter.

If interested, please call me on 347 863 **** ( cell). You can also respond by email.

We shall do background and reference checks, please have atleast 2 references.

We shall not accept a person moving in with a child.

Looking for a person to start immediately. Again, no money will be paid, we shall provide free accomdation in return. God bless
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/kid/1436517307.html
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5) Do you need a experienc baby sitter (San Francisco)
Hi my name is Shirley I'm 23 year old I'm looking for a family to work with as a baby sitter r 5 days or more every week at least 5 to 20 hours or more if need Monday,Tuesday, Wednesday,Thursday and Friday ans sat or sun if need it I have been a family sitter for about 4 years and I have a lot of experience with inborn and infants and toddler. I live in Richmond but i can go to Ur house I speak 100"%English . I'm responsible, honest and patient.I love working with children and I am also able to do many things around the house. My rates are very reliable $12 per hour for one child. $15 per hour for two children. Please if you interested in my services feel free to contact me at Call is 510 812 **** and my house number is 510 237 **** I'll be more than happy to answer any further questions that you may have for me. Thanks!! for your time to Read this note: can u call me by the phone thanks and I get my driving LICENSE .... I own my car

I can work at 8am to 3pm cuz im babysitting sometime 2 lil kid from 5 to 7pm the boy is 5ys and the girl is 4 i been working with tham for 3 months now i love them so much like i said i love working with kids and babys
PS I also have a 15 month old baby girl at home also i have CPR & First Aid . TAKE CARE Shirley B****
Original URL: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/kid/1437804953.html
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6) Childcare Needed!!!!! (Norfolk)
Hello I need childcare by Monday!! I have a 3 yr old and 4 mth old boys. Cant pay an outrageous amount! Please email if you can work out something with me! If you want $200 plus DONT email me! Thank you!
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1444358930.html
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7) Wanted Live-in Housekeeper/House Manager (UWS/New York)
In search of live-in housekeeper for upscale UWS townhouse (6000 sq feet with 2 outdoor gardens). Please apply only if you fit ALL of the following requirements:

-Early riser (as early as 6am), and willing to stay up to 7pm
-Willing to work to get the job done thoroughly
-Organized, observant, detail-oriented and able to prioritize and manage time wisely
-Previous experience working as a house manager in NYC, ie, caring for antiques, buying flowers, etc.
-Excellent laundress
-Experience caring for kids (ages 4 and 10)
-Dog and cat friendly
-Excellent communication skills
- Flexible to travel internationally with family on some holidays
-Clean driver’s license; with legal US residency or citizenship status
-Neat and tidy in personal space
-Quiet but sunny personality desired with ability to disappear into the background
-Excellent cook with experience preparing healthy meals

Day to day responsibilities include: house management, laundry and ironing, some cleaning, coordinating with outside service providers, grocery shopping, keeping track of household supplies, cooking, dog walking, caring for the children when nanny is not available and various errands outside the house. Knowledge of entertaining and serving is mandatory. References required. Salary to $50K gross. To be considered you must send resume in the body of your email (no attachments). Please NO agencies.
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/dmg/1444561539.html
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8) Housekeeper/Nanny Wanted (Norfolk)
I am looking to hire someone to help me out cleaning my house and watching 2 of my children. one is 19months old and the other is 14years old and autistic. You would probably come in early to mid day and stay till between 5-7pm find time to do light cleaning (dusting, changing sheets, vacuming moping and laundry) I would feel more comfortable with a female working. I am not prejudice and welcome people new to the country. I need someone before tuesday when the kids go back to school. you need your own car. Please feel free to call me seven5sev4zero4****.
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/lab/1417218062.html
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9) is anyone doing childcare on Halloween? (Norfolk)
I need care Halloween night for a few hrs. I have 2 boys ages 3 and 5. starting around 9 pm. please let me know your hourly rate for both children together. Only Newport News residents plz! Thanks!
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1443644416.html
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10) Halloween babysitter needed (Los Angeles)
i am in nd of childcare 8pm oct 31 till 330 am. i can only afford to pay 60 dollars. i have a 1 yr old n 2 yr old, but they will b asleep. thesitting will be done in my home in sherman oaks. please let me know if your interetsed with your telephone number thanks
Original URL: http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/kid/1445295158.html
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11) RESPITE PROVIDER (Madison)
Are you a Family Day Care Provider who needs a dependable experienced person to provide respite care on occasions? Appointments, shopping, self care! I am available morning hours and will come with age appropriate activities to entertain your group while keeping them safe and happy. I have worked with all ages and have ideas on most recreational and academic areas and topics. Currently I do After School Care. References provided, call for details. Shawna C***
Original URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/1439514380.html

* Response to Ad from CL reader:

12) RE: RESPITE PROVIDER (Oh My God!)
I just did a check on the gal wanting to do respite care and beware that she has the following records!
5 DWI's
Fraud of a cab driver
Hit and run
3 Disorderly conducts
Altering registration of a vehicle
just wanted to pass that on. I caanot believe someone like this can work for an afterschool program
Original URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/1439767358.html

13) RE: Respite Provider Shawna C*** (Madison)
There are 3 not 2 disorderly conducts in there. While I understand people can make mistakes this is a bit much to frequent. She must have a temper and anger easily.
Original URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/1439973672.html
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14) Need Babysitter ASAP (Oklahoma)
I know this probably isn't the best way to pot something but I am new to the area and need a baby sitter badly. I had one but she can't do it anymore and i need someone close by. I need one before Monday if it 's possible. Someone who is able to watch her anywhere from 7 in the morning to after 11 would be nice. My husband works 3-11 mostly so it would normally only be from about 2 until I get off. Please e-mail me back with prices and references!!!!
Original URL: http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/kid/1443477716.html
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15) Needing childcare for 11/2 & 11/3 (Oklahoma)
I am in need of some one to watch my three boys Monday 11/2 from 730am untill 5pm and Tuesday 11/3 from 730am until 3pm their ages are 3 1/2, 19mo and 10weeks

i ask that you come to my home these two days, i would ask that you dont bring a child with you because i have an infant that needs alot of attention.
i live near 50th and Mac

you will have to change diapers for my 19mo and 10wk old, you would need to make lunch.
the boys are fairly low maintenece.

i will pay $75 for these two days.

if you dont like any of these conditions, please do not inquire about sitting for me
if you are interested please email me at coffeeshoppecutie@**** (Ad has pic)
Original URL: http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/kid/1444375850.html
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16) assistant/babysitter/live in or out (Las Vegas)
I'm looking for a live in/live out male or female to live in a gay household. We have a 11 month old son, and two teenagers (self sufficent) looking for someone to help around the house and take care of our 11 month old. I will be home most of the time unless I do errands or you do them. We are looking to pay cash between 150-200 week depending on circumstances. If it's a live out position it would be around 40 hours per week. Live in we would pay 140 per week and you get your room and board. We do have 3 dogs. If you would like to be considered send me a little info about you and a picture if you have one. We can set something up.
Duties would include:
helping with children (mostly the baby)
changing diappers, feeding, clothing, bathing etc..
light house cleaning
cooking (sometimes)
errands
must be gay friendly
remember I will be home also to help... we want someone that will blend in with our family. Open to working with college student and open to schedule. Would prefer someone (if live out) to be here from 8:00 to 4:00 or 4:30... live in you would still have your own time and could work a job. This is a great position for someone that is between jobs and getting unemployment. The pay isn't great but if your getting unemployment it will help you and me both.
Original URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/dmg/1444169578.html
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17) Nanny/Baby sitter for Infant (Houston)
Family in need of nanny / baby sitter for baby.
Live-in or 7am to 7pm schedule. Experience is an advantage.
Urgent start required. Call 713-409-****
Please read compensation before calling
Compensation: $150 to $200 per week depending on experience and availability
Original URL: http://houston.craigslist.org/hea/1408054960.html
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18) Babysitter wanted Urgent Live-in (New York)
We are looking for a babysitter to take care of our two todlers.
We prefer a livein.
We shall pay you $1000 / month.
Plus we shall provide you with free accomodation, and meals.
You babysit from Monday to Saturday. Can be off on sundays.
The person will also help with some housework like laundry and house cleaning.

Must have references and we shall do background check. Must have experience in taking care of kids. This is a great opportunity ---- you get paid $1000 per month --- you don't have to pay bills or rent or meals!!!!!. You will have your own bedroom....

Blacks, Africans or Hispanics preferred. Must speak English.

Must be able to start immediately. If interested, call me on 347 863 **** Thanks
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/kid/1436528354.html
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19) Live-in Nanny needed (Texas)
Looking for a live-in care giver for my two boys ages 5 & 8. Mature, non-smoking, individual who truly cares for children. Applicant must have a current Tx drivers license, clean driving record and must be able to pass a criminal background check. Duties include waking the boys, getting them ready and driving them to school. Picking them up after school, and helping with homework. Must be able to cook and do light housekeeping. I am looking for someone to be mom while I am at work, someone to become part of our family. In return you will receive free room and board, which includes your own room with satilite television, and a cell phone, all of your necesities, plus $150 per week. If this sounds like you please call Candace at (979)571-****.
Original URL: http://collegestation.craigslist.org/etc/1423615401.html
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20) I need an evening babysitter baby sitter nanny (Houston)
I am looking for a part time sitter for the weekdays in the evening time. I am a single mom with a 4yr old son. He is in school until 6:30p so I would need someone to be able to pick him up from school and watch him usually until 11pm. His school is located at highway 99 and highway 90. There will be times that a family member will be able to take over watching him around 9p or 10p. I work retail so my schedule varies each week. I will know my schedule usually a week ahead of time and will be able to provide you with the times I will need help. There will also be times that I need help on a Saturday or Sunday for 8-10hrs (depending on my schedule). This wont always happen but it would be nice to know you could do this. I am able to pay $6hr.
I am in the Sugar Land/ Richmond area (highway 99 and highway 59). I need someone who is responsible, has a valid drivers license, does not smoke, and has open availability in the evenings. If this fits you, please contact me and we can talk further. Thank you Laura
Original URL: http://houston.craigslist.org/wan/1402856170.html
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21) baby sitter wanted A.S.A.P. (New Jersey)
Early morning sitter need for 1 stay at home 2&1/2 yr old and for 1 five yr old in school. MUST SHOW UP 4 WORK ON TIME! Must be able to follow simple schedule instructions. No text, tweet,myspace or face in your book all day... PLEASE THIS Is THE BEST POSITION FOR SOMEONE IN SCHOOL ON LINE OR NIGHT COURSES. DO NOT WASTE MY TIME OR YOURS, PLEASE ONLY CONTACT IF YOU ARE ABLE TO WORK NOT IF YOU HAVE ANOTHER JOB TO GO TO... I will start you at 30.00 a day & we will go from there. only local residents need apply due to am traffic please thank you. ( must be ok with cameras in my home and go to library, park & pre planed and approved activities.) It's a grand responsibility, but not hard.
Original URL: http://newjersey.craigslist.org/kid/1439694708.html
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22) Nanny wanted immediately in Union City (San Francisco)
We are looking for a full-time nanny to begin in the middle of November. We would like the nanny to start a part-time schedule as soon as possible to familiarize our son with a new caretaker. We hope that this new individual will become part of the family instead of just viewing this as a job.
Job Description:
This position is for a full-time nanny to take care of a 4-5 month old baby. We are located in Union City near bart and the hours will be 7:45am -5:45pm M-F (part-time hours initially TBD) . Monthly salary between 1200-1600 depending on experience.
Responsibilities will include the following:
• Playing / engaging baby in appropriate activities
• Feeding baby
• Changing diapers
• Bathing baby
• Putting baby to sleep
• Cleaning up after baby
• Family laundry and ironing
• Family cooking (non-veg and veg)
• Light household work including dishes
Requirements:
• Recent experience with infants under 6 months
• English speaking is necessary; other languages are a plus
• CPR certified (or willing to get certified)
• TB tested negative and willing to provide medical record of health
• Must provide references
• Willing to have a background check and fingerprints
• Punctual, organized, and personable
• Have a car (optional)
If you feel like you would be a good match, please send us an email ASAP. When responding to this position, please provide your name, phone number, the best time to reach you, along with your resume and list of references. We will be conducting phone interviews followed by in-person interviews.
Original URL: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/kid/1438436177.html
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23) Spanish speaking Nanny/Babysitter needed! (D.C.)
For more information
Please contact: missmim09@****
Experienced Nanny or Babysitter needed (Spanish speaking prefered)

Duties:
Three nights a week from 4:30pm to 10:30pm
Feed dinner
Bathe/prepare them for bed

Pay is starting at $80/week (3 nights/week)
Will pay $100/week if you cook
Potential holiday bonuses

Must have:
Police clearance
Valid ID
Own source of transportation
Experience with children

For more information
Please contact: missmim09@****
Original URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/kid/1440097577.html
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24) Child Care Needed (Milwaukee)
I am looking for someone to come into my home and watch my two year old daughter Serenity Monday- Friday` from 6 30 AM until 4 PM. Must have own transportation. May bring own toddler to play.I pay $150 a week. Thank you Brianne
Original URL: http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/kid/1443653360.html
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25) need care for my 6 month old daughter (Baton Rouge)
Hi!! My name is Tammy. I have a 6 month old beautiful baby girl. I will need someome to care for her 3 days a week. For sure Tuesday and Friday. The hours would be from 6:00 to 2:00. I would want someone fun but mature. If you have kids that would be a plus. It would have to be in your home. And I would want to come look at it, so i would know where my baby's staying and everything. You would'nt have to waste gas i will bring her to you. I will also have bottels ready and everything you would need. She is a very calm baby and dont fuss a lot. She's always smileing and talking. Pay would be 50 a week. (Ad has pic)
Original URL: http://batonrouge.craigslist.org/kid/1430628373.html
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26) Child Care needed in my Home (Norfolk)
Im looking for someone experienced to care of my 6 week old daughter in my home beginning December. Hours are 630am-6pm. 3 days on, 2 days off, 2 days on, 3 days off. So i would need you 15 days a month, every other saturday. I will pay $150.00 a week. Please email me if you are interested brittconner1720@****. Thanks
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1442591516.html
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27) Live In Nanny (Indiana)
I have a need for a live in nanny for my 2 daughters, age 3 and 1. Evening after 8PM and every weekend off. I am a college student and my boyfriend is in Chicago on business. Other services such as laundry, cleaning, etc. for extra compensation. Will provide Room/board, all food, all utilities, plus $200 per month compensation.
Original URL: http://bloomington.craigslist.org/kid/1407495686.html
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28) Need Live in/out Housekeeper/Babysitter (Houston)
We are looking for a housekeeper/babysitter who can take care of my girls afterschool until I get home, and a full time housekeeper. Let me know if interested. 200.00 weekly Monday - Friday. 7-5:30 or 6.
Original URL: http://houston.craigslist.org/wan/1398794272.html
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29) WILL BABYSIT IN YOUR HOME $20 (Houston)
Need someone to watch the little one so you can go out to that halloween party??? Nights? Weekends? No problem!!! For only $20 you can stay out as late as you want and for your convienience I will come to you!!! I am a 35 y/o divorced female who loves children. I have a lifetime of experience caring for children so you can go out worry-free!!! I have personal references. Call Christy @ 281-734-**** to schedule.
Original URL: http://houston.craigslist.org/hss/1438152506.html
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30) Rent for Childcare (Seattle)
I am a professional and a single mom with two boys ages 8 and 6. They are active, and a bit rowdy, but well behaved. I have a house, but not much cash, so I am being creative to make ends meet.

I need someone who can watch my kids after school and on non-school days. My kids need to be picked up from school at 3:30. I usually get home between 5:30 and 6:00, except one weekend a month when I have to work late on Friday and the following Monday and Tuesday. I would like someone who will supervise the boys with their after school snack, their chores and then send them to play (usually outside with the neighborhood kids).

We do not smoke or drink or use bad language. I am pretty strict with my boys and I need to be careful about their environment. I am kind of old fashioned. I hate video games and think little boys should be outside climbing trees and riding bikes. We don’t get cable and watching videos is a rare treat. My kids do not need to be entertained all the time, but I do want someone to engage with them.
I keep a clean house and a nice yard, though I am actually quite laid back. A messy person or someone who does not respect my home or yard would really bother me.

Here is a bit about my place.
I live on a quiet cul-de-sac in the downtown Bothell area. The cul-de-sac is off a dead end, so it is really quiet and a safe place for kids to ride bikes, etc. We are only a few blocks from the Bothell library and it is a quick walk to the park at Bothell Landing. We are right by the bus and Cascadia. It is a nice and safe location.

The house is on a large lot with a fenced backyard. My house is a 1960's ranch style with a basement. All of the carpets and paint are fresh, but the house is not new or flashy; comfortable though. The room is in my basement and it is huge (16x30--which is the size of two large bedrooms). It has a large window and is a daylight room. There are also two closets. It has an attached bathroom with a shower. The shower is tub sized, but not a bath tub. There is a separate entrance. If you are respectful, you can use my washer and dryer. This space will suit up to two people, or a couple with a little baby. No animals please.

The family room is large and cozy with a gas fireplace. We all just share the family room. It has a big TV, but no cable, just VCR and DVD. There is a kitchenette in the family room with a good sized little fridge and a sink. I share space in my upright freezer which is in the basement. My current tenants use my kitchen, but I never know it except when I smell good food.

I would like to find someone right away. I am only asking for help with utilities.

If this sounds like a good match, send me an email and I will get right back to you. Thanks for reading my totally huge post!
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/dmg/1443009088.html
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1) Full-time nanny needed $1000/week (Upper West Side)
Lovely family living on the Upper Westside seeks caring and patient nanny for their 13 month old daughter. Position is live-in, providing 24/5 coverage. Coverage begins 8am on Monday until 8am on Saturday. Two working parents [mom will begin work as a doctor and will have to work on-call and dad works long hours and travels extensively] Little girl has reflux and food allergies issues and nanny will be asked to stay in baby's room until issues are resolved. Baby has two night time feeds. Once baby is able to sleep through the night, nanny will have own private bedroom with private bath. Very understanding and respectful family and would like someone to stay with them longterm. Please be legal as family travels internationally. Please also have 5 years of experience working with families. Would prefer a nanny who has experience with reflux. If you would like to be considered for this position please email your resume and send us a cover letter telling us a little bit about yourself.
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/kid/1004922962.html
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2) NEEDED: Your SitterCity.com Log-in - I will pay for 1x use (Philadelphia)
Ok, here's the deal. I put a child care request on Sittercity.com. Once I find a babysitter, I don't need to use the site anymore. However, to view babysitter's contact information you need log in credentials, and I don't want to pay $50.00 for this one time thing. If you have a username/password to SitterCity.com, I will paypal you $10 to use it so I can get the contact info for the babysitters that applied to my childcare job. You can even change the password after I use it! Thanks
Original URL: http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/kid/1013762837.html
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3) Fashion Industry Mom looking for a babysitter at Office (New York)
Fashion Industry mom looking for an experienced babysitter part time in my office. Ideal candidate will be dedicated to my nine month old son, and may also have an interest in the fashion industry. Learn about the business while baby naps! I am looking for someone that can start immediately on Tuesdays only for now, but may turn into 3 days a week. PLease provide several references. Compensation: I can offer college credit and a small day rate which is negotiable for the right candidate
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/dmg/1011657497.html
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4) Wet Nurse available in Morris County (Morristown Area)
Hi! I have a really flexible schedule right now, as long as my four month old can come with me. I have a van and can come to your house while you can't be with your baby, or he or she can come to mine. I've been breastfeeding my baby since she was born and make a concerted effort to eat mostly home made organic food. Obviously I will continue doing this as long as I'm feeding any baby. Please email me for my number or with any questions. Compensation: to be discussed and decided based on your family's needs
Original URL: http://newjersey.craigslist.org/dmg/1012015830.html
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5) baby sitting (St. Paul)
im looking for a female babysitter 13 or older, hour vary from time to time, $12 hour, can drive my truck when working for me, must be able to deal with kids in the right way, u can watch me girls at ur home or mine plz email me at sthockey9@**** p.s. i have two girls abby 11 almost 12 jackie is 10
Original URL: http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/dmg/1007748153.html
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6) I need a sitter tonight (Norfolk)
I am in need of a night out, so if you are interested in babysitting please let me know! I have a 3 year old daughter who is very good. I will probably need you from 8-2am and will pay $25. 757 275-****
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1005608607.html
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7) Seeking cheerful energetic FT nanny for 3.5 yo girl (Downtown Chicago)
Hi We live in downtown Chicago, and are looking for a cheerful energetic person to care for our daughters between 8:30am - 6:30pm. We are looking for someone who will be part of our family, and very involved in all activities. Going to the park/ zoo/ museums, craft acitivities, swimming etc. are easy to access. Light housekeeping, cooking meals for the child, etc. will be part of the expectations. Driving is a must. We are looking for someone who has at least 5 years of experiences, and will be requiring references. Our daughter will be in school from 11:30 - 3pm, and so those hours will essentially be free, and the person is free to do whatever they want at that time (payment will also be adjusted accordingly!) We are happy to look at creative options - for eg. if you have a 3-5 yr old daughter you want to bring along, that is an option for you. If you are interested in spending time in the city we can provide live in accommodation (again payment/ hours will be adjusted) but keep in mind that we live in a small apartment and at best you will get a couch / air mattress! If interested, please call me at 312 938 **** or email me at sandhyas@****
Original URL: http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/kid/1009552630.html
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8) Julie (or moooooooom if your 1 of my children) (Little Elm)
I'm a stay at home mother of 4, home with my little boy(4 years)the other 3 are in school. My baby years are over so I would love an infant to hold and cuddle all day but then my son would also like a playmate so I am open to any age. My home is clean; non smoking. I do have a big black lab but she's gentle. I would prefer a child that is also from a non smoking home (allergies). My son does watch some TV during the day but like me, he gets bored with it easily so it's mostly background noise. For discipline I don't spank (my kids are pretty well behaved so I don't need to. Besides that just leads to more crying doesn't it?) My little one usually just gets sent to his room and can come out when he wants to listen or when he stops crying. E-mail me if you are interested or have any questions.. I am available from 6am until 6pm, but those are flexible. $150/1 child $200/2. I am willing to do a background check at your request and/or e-mail you some references.
Original URL: http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/kid/1013621554.html
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9) UPSCALE Nanny for UPSCALE Family (Beverly Hills, Belair, W. Hollywood)
Greetings, I aim my nanny services at upper-scale families who require more than a common baby sitter. I come from a well to do family (doctor/real estate) and understand that you prefer someone with class, intelligence, and poise to influence your children, not just a person to change diapers. I am a LIFELONG honor student - who has never received a grade lower than an A - and can help instill virtue and manners as well as be an enthusiastic playmate and best friend to your child/children. I began my career at the age of 13 (now 20) and have many excellent references. I also have a deep love of animals and am proficient in caring for all types of pets. So, if you require a nanny with sophistication, responsibility, and virtue to guide and care for your children while you are busy taking care of business, you needn't look any further. best wishes, Jennifer 510-502-****
Original URL: http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/kid/1012957282.html
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10) Alternative Babysitter Available (Seattle)
A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words..... Please Click Link!
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/kid/1014913525.html
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11) Live in Nanny for 3 yo boy (Wed. 2pm-Sat. 2pm) (Upper East Side)
Looking for a really responsible, wonderful, caring person (LIVE IN ONLY) knowledgeable of young children. MUST HAVE REFERENCES. Trips to the park, museums, zoo, and cultural fairs, etc. are encouraged. Prefer someone who is studying or graduated from Arts program, or who is artistic and creative person. If you are enthusiastic about childcare and teaching and watching children grow, please send us your resume! This is a 3 day per week live-in position, great accommodations, your own room with bathroom. Compensation: $100 a day/$300 from wed. 2 pm to sat.2 pm -Excellent English -A second language (Spanish/Chinese/French preferred) -Professional, verifiable, and recent references -Do not smoke, regularly or socially -Have the ability to provide a creative environment, which fosters trust, self-esteem, independence and learning. Cooking skills (very healthy cooking for a child) with extensive menu. Pls. email your: 1. age? 2. what country are you from? 3. where do you live now? 4. do you have any children? ages? where do they live? 5. are you married? Boyfriend? 6. how long of a job are you looking for? 7. any experience? references? 8. experience with cooking ? 9 how long in the US ? 10. what languages do you speak.
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/lab/1012418599.html
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12) PT Nanny and Light Cleaning (Burbank)
Looking for a responsible, cheerful and competent woman to live in our great extra room with its own bath and entrance. Requesting help with childcare (one 9 and one 11 year old) and some cleaning in exchange for a great price on rent. (The room at full price goes for $800). I am a single mom and home owner with two terrific kids. We live in a super convenient and tranquil Burbank neighborhood. Looking for someone with child care experience, a positive attitude and good references. Drivers license would be a plus. No smoking, pets, or overnight guests permitted. Please respond to this posting by email or feel free to call at 323.697.****
Original URL:http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/dmg/1005029800.html
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13) BABYSITTER NEEDED (NLV)
You would be babysitting a 18 month old in my home. No housework required. REQUIRENMENTS: over 18 valid drivers lisence must be able to be on call CPR prefered P.S. DO NOT E-MAIL ME IF YOU ARE CHARGING A TON OF MONEY! A TON MEANING MORE THEN $7 AN HOUR. I AM PAYING YOU TO SIT INFRONT OF MY TV AND WATCH MY SON. DONT CHARGE MORE THEN A DAY CARE!!! AND PLEASE DONT REPLY IF YOU ARE A LICENCED DAY CARE, I JUST DONT WANT A LICENSED DAY CARE SORRY.
Original URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/kid/1010504022.html

** Response from angry CL reader about the above Ad:

14) RE: Babysitting (NLV) - 18 mo
Did you guys SEE this posting? So, I'm a parent just looking around to maybe share a nanny with someone so my twin 2-year-old girls can become more social with other children. This "parent" posted that they want someone to come to THEIR home to watch their 18-month-old, but no sitter should contact them if charging an outrageous amount of money which THEY CONSIDER TO BE NO MORE than $7 per hour. THE POSTER FLAT OUT STATED they are paying "you" (the sitter) TO SIT IN FRONT OF THE TV AND WATCH THEIR CHILD. You have to be kidding me...seriously? THAT is an oxy-moron (I emphasize the word "MORON"). I've never "sat in front of the TV and watched an 18-month-old (or 2). Oh, and the KICKER is... ON CALL HOURS, no set hours listed for the sitter.., so they're not even promised a full week at the MEASLY $7 per hour. WHAT A GREAT AND AWESOME BABYSITTING POSITION!!!! FIRST PIECE OF ADVICE... if you can't afford over $7 an hour, than SAY SO. There's nothing wrong with that, because ACCUSING people who charge MORE than $7 an hour of being outrageous or ridiculous in their pricing is ridiculous! All I know is; just seeing this posting reinforces that I must be a GREAT parent compared to you, because it seems to me that if the parent expects the sitter to plop their butt in front of the TV, THAT's EXACTLY WHAT THEY DO AS A PARENT. SHAME ON YOU! YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE EVER EVER BROUGHT A CHILD INTO THIS WORLD IF THAT'S THE KIND OF PARENT YOU ARE. ESPECIALLY NOT EVEN TRYING TO FIND A GOOD SITTER WHO WILL ACTUALLY STIMULATE AND PLAY AND TEACH YOUR CHILD!!!! YOU ACTUALLY STATED THE JOB DESCRIPTION IS SITTING IN FRONT OF THE TV. Un...BEE....LIEVEABLE!!! It's parents like YOU that raise overweight, unhealthy, unstimulated and socially inept, self-esteem deprived adults!! Guess the taxes my child will pay one day will be paying for your child's welfare one day, since they won't have enough self-confidence to even make anything of themselves, having been raised by some lazy, selfish person like you. I HOPE YOU READ THIS AND I HOPE IT'S A WAKE UP CALL FOR YOU. YOUR CHILD IS THE MOST PRECIOUS PERSON YOU WILL **EVER, EVER** HAVE IN YOUR LIFE, and RAISING that child will be THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU EVER DO...EVER. And I'm not just some "other" parent ranting at you... I'm a child and family psychiatrist (yup, med school and everything) and most of my patients come from parents like you. Your child is 18-months old and you need to step up to the plate and make your child your NUMBER ONE priority NOW, like every other GOOD parent out there.
Original URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/kid/1011339036.html
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15) I need a nanny! (San Diego)
I'm looking for a live in nanny. You would be in charge of watching my 3 year old daughter from 6 p.m. until noon the next day for 2-3 days a week (I work 5 shifts every 2 weeks). I am a nurse who works from 7 to 7 but I need someone to play watch her while I'm asleep. Your compensation would be a room in our home and access to our food OR $100/night. A clean driving record is necessary. No drugs or overnight male guests.
Original URL: http://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/kid/1006594798.html
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16) nanny (Wagram NC)
i am a single mother of 7 yes thats right 7 and i need some help if interrested please contact me.... my name is angel.... Compensation: 20.00-30.00 a day depending on how long im gone
Original URL: http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/edu/1009502791.html
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17) ***Needed--- In Home Childcare for 8 mo *** (Katy)
I am looking for a reliable, trustworthy and kind person to watch my daughter and help with my grandmother in my home. I live in Katy (Fry Rd and Saums). My daughter is 8 months old and she would be the main focus. My grandmother is 86 but still fully mobile. Care for her would entail cooking a meal daily at lunch and helping with a bath two times per week. My daughter is advanced for her age and that is in large part to the woman who watches her now working with her all day every day. Light housekeeping duties will be needed as well. Hours would be Monday-Friday from 8am through 6pm. Some days may run a little over 6pm as I do not have a set time off everyday. Every other Saturday would be required from 8-4, but on those weeks, Tuesday would be provided off. Pay will be $300 per week (for 5 days of work). We will need someone to start in about 2 weeks. The lady watching my daughter now is taking a job that provides benefits. If you are interested, please email me. We will need to do a background check and need references to check. Thanks so much.
Original URL: http://houston.craigslist.org/kid/1009126987.html
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18) Nanny position available asap (Sugarland)
I am looking for a nanny to care for my two beautiful boys in my home. Pay is $50.00 per day. I just lost a wonderful nanny due to school conflicting with work. The hours are Wed. thru Sat. 3:15p.m.-2:00a.m. That is $200.00 per week plus I offer a bonus for light house work. Please contact me at 832-359-0262, ask for shiela. This is perfect for a college student since we have two computers plus wireless internet if you have a lap top, and the kids go to bed by 8 p.m. so you will have ample time to study!
Original URL: http://houston.craigslist.org/kid/1012554249.html
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19) Full Time nanny wanted for infant son (Oak Lawn/Uptown)
Hello, I am looking for someone to care for my infant son when I return to work. The right person must have their own transportation, be a non-smoker, and comfortable with large dogs (although the job will not require any care of our pet, unless you enjoy playing/walking him). We need someone who can give 5 days/week (days may vary) and available between 9am-5pm to start immediately. There could be days where you are only needed a couple of hours, however we will still pay your weekly rate regardless of how much you have worked. There could also be potential of additional babysitting work, if desired. Weekly starting rate:$125-$175/week depending on experience, rate could increase after preliminary weeks of employment and depending on work ethic. Candidate must agree to background check and provide references. If you are interested please contact me at the above email address. Please include in your email, your name, contact information, and why you are interested in child care. Prefer college students. Not open to other homes, in my home only please. No single mothers please. Thank you!
Original URL: http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/kid/1008595086.html
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20) Babysitter/Nanny needed (NW Las Vegas)
I'm in need of someone to come to my house to watch my 4mth old son. We need someone from 6am-3pm M-F. I'd prefer someone with a sheriffs card or willing to do a background check. Need to love being with kids and pet friendly. I don't mind if your a smoker, you just can not smoke in my house. The max amount I can afford is $165/wk. I realize it's not much, but any more than that and it's not worth it for me to work (which unfortunately our health insurance is through me, so I need to work.) Please don't respond if you can't come to me or expect more pay than that. I am not asking for you to do any cleaning, cooking, etc, anything extra other than taking excellent care of my little angel. If interested please send me some basic info about yourself, experience with children, contact # with best time to reach you. I'm scheduling interviews as of now until the end of the week. Thank you and have a great day!!!
Original URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/kid/1006232070.html
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21) Looking for an affordable Part Time Nanny (Longmont)
We are looking for a reliable nanny to take care of our 1.5 yr old. we are just looking for few hours a day.You can pick your days. Our timing is flexible because I am a SAHM and need some time to finish chores around the house. This could be perfect for a college student, looking to make extra money without much effort. Please contact me if you are willing to do this for me for no more than $5 or $6 per hour.
Original URL: http://boulder.craigslist.org/kid/1005954958.html

** Response from angry CL reader about the above Ad:

22) RE: Looking for affordable Nanny
To the mom who is looking for an affordable nanny, I would suggest hiring a highschool student because I dont know many people over 18 who can live off of $5 an hr in Boulder County. It's less then minimum wage! Do you have any idea how much college is? Honestly! $5hr? Are you joking? Try a highschool student around 15yrs old that doesnt have a car payment, rent, college tuition, or food to worry about. However, when I was in highschool in the 90s I made $8/hr so on second thought, you better rethink that $5/hr. All I can say is Good Luck!!!
Original URL: http://boulder.craigslist.org/kid/1007879636.html
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23) Seeking Part Time, Reliable Nanny (Fresno/Missouri City)
The job: We are seeking a reliable, fun Nanny to watch our two girls (ages 3 1/2 years and 1 year) on a part time basis. The hours would be around 25/week and the pay is $150/week. No housekeeping or extra duties are required, except that you leave the house in the condition you found it each day. About us: My husband works full time and I will be working in my home office, so I will need someone to watch the kids while I am here, and occasionally I will go out as well. We are an educated, outgoing couple looking for someone who is intelligent and can bring some fun and maybe a little education to our children. Both girls are extremely bright, fun and very friendly. We hope for someone they can come to love and trust and feel is part of their family. The hours: Since my job is flexible, so will yours be. I would prefer to stick with a schedule, but it is one that you can help create around school or whatever else you may already have going on. I would prefer something like this: 10am - 3pm Mon-Thu 5pm - 9pm Friday Serious inquiries, please e-mail back a little about yourself and a contact number where you can be reached, and the best time to catch you. We will be conducting interviews over the next week and hope for our new Nanny to begin work within the first weeks of February. Thank you and we look forward to hearing from you!
Original URL: http://houston.craigslist.org/kid/1013225749.html
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Wednesday, July 29, 2009
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Last year, I had been working as a nanny in London for a few years and decided that I wanted to move to NYC (I have dual citizenship). I registered with some agencies and straight away I saw a job that appealed to me. The client liked the look of my resume, and before I knew it I was booked to go have a week trial in their summer house in the Hamptons. The night before I was due to leave, I received a phone call from the housekeeper letting me know that he would be picking me up from the airport and telling me that I was not allowed to wear anything that showed my shoulders or legs, as per the rules of the lady of the house. Ok, I thought, maybe it’s a Hamptons thing? Maybe she wants me to fit in with everyone? I didn’t have time to research it so I just shoved all my long sleeved tops and trousers into my case and hoped for the best.

When I arrived at JFK, I met the housekeeper and he seemed nice enough. He gave me a few pointers about how to behave in front of the “Mrs”, as she was called. We reached the house in very good time so the housekeeper took me to the supermarket ; apparently the Mrs didn’t like people arriving early and he didn’t want to annoy her. He must have bought $500 worth of bottled water for her and said that he did so every few days. I later learnt that they employed someone just to keep the pantry in order (and believe me, everything was always in its place anyway, with row after row of healthy foods in bulk and a whole shelf just for water).

At 3pm on the dot we pulled into the long driveway and I went in cheerily , despite my fears. The Mrs. looked me up and down and didn’t even say hello. She took me in to a room and proceeded to interview me. Once the questioning had finished, she handed me the “nanny manual” which was a good seventy pages long and told me to go to my bedroom to study it for half an hour. It contained every bit of information I needed to know about the kids from their favourite Disney princesses to an outline of a circle to indicate how much shampoo to use on their hair. It also mentioned that I had to encourage the kids to say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ but that I wasn’t allowed to use the word ‘no’ to them ever. By this time, I had already made up my mind and knew I couldn’t work for these people. I spoke to the housekeeper, who said I should just act as if everything was fine and he would speak to the PA to sort out when I could fly home. So, there I was stuck in the middle of nowhere having to look after 6 year old twin girls who had obviously learnt all their behaviours and attitude from their mum.

The Mrs decided to give me a tour of the house. When we reached the kids’ room, she opened a door which lead to a massive walk-in closet. One side was for one of the twins and the other side for the other one. Both sides were identical and had the clothes hung up in colour and size order, just like a store. The Mrs proceeded to let me know which knickers (underpants) went with which outfit. Of course, I had no interest at all but nodded in agreement as if I was taking it all in. She then brought it to my attention that the knickers were numbered and that should I pull out the wrong ones and not put them back in their place, I would get a verbal warning. Two warnings and I’d be out. Seriously, I felt like pulling them all out then and there just so she would send me home straight away. After the shock of the underwear situation, I was introduced to the kids who I had to keep with me at all times which was impossible because they would run off in different directions and I needed a GPS to navigate around the mansion. I had brought some arts and crafts projects with me so I tried to engage them in those, which worked for about five minutes, when suddenly I heard a scream and the second housekeeper, a little South American guy, came running out of my bedroom shouting my name. I got up to see what the problem was and he told me to follow him. In I went to find the family’s pet pig with his snout in my bag and the whole room covered with chewed up bits of wrappers from my snacks I hadn’t finished on the plane. I quickly tried to tidy up the mess, knowing that anything with sugar in to was forbidden in the household, all the while trying to shoo the pig out of the room. Now this was a big pig and in the whole madness of the situation, he managed to get my passport!!!! So there I was wrestling the pig to get it out of his mouth while the kids were running wild throughout the house. It was one of those laugh or cry situations and thankfully I saw the funny side of it (these random things always happen to me!!)

Ok, so passport saved and kids safe and sound with some other member of staff, I sat down and tried to call my husband. The only problem was I had no cell phone reception. Arrrggghhh!!! I had no idea when the nightmare would end. Straight after the kids went to sleep, I went to bed but hardly slept for fear that (a) I wouldn’t wake up at the right time (don’t forget I was jet lagged!) and (b) the pig would find his way into my room again in the night and scare me. When morning came, I attempted to make the kids’ breakfast but apparently I put in the wrong amount of oatmeal in the pan and didn’t have the right stirring technique. At this point, the Mrs noticed how scared I looked and took me aside to talk to me. She told me how she had taught her kids to be in charge and eat people alive and that’s what they were doing to me. I agreed with her and told her I didn’t think it was the right fit. She wanted an explanation why, and without calling her crazy and saying that I didn‘t actually like the kids, it was hard to give her a reason that sounded plausible. I wanted to keep it all very polite and civil, bearing in mind that I didn’t know how or when I was going to get out of the place. So there I was just repeating that it just wasn’t right and she kept questioning me over and over so that she could understand the situation and not repeat it in the future (she said she had already interviewed over 100 applicants!!) After a long talk, she decided that if at the end of the day, I was still of the same opinion, she would book me a flight home. Thinking this was the quickest way to get out of there (I still hadn’t heard back from the housekeeper or PA who were both in the city at this point), I agreed. So, I spent the day out with the kids and the Mrs, in the knowledge that I could escape later that evening.

Late afternoon, I was playing with the kids and picked up a Barbie doll from the floor. One of the girls came running over and tried to grab it from me. I tried to get her to say please (not sure why I was even bothering at this stage) but she kept pulling it away from me and screaming at the top of her lungs. The Mrs appeared and asked what was happening. I had let go of the toy at this point and the kid had it in her hand. She looked at me and whacked the doll around my face leaving a red mark. I knew the Mrs. had no intention of saying “no, we don’t do that” to her kid from what I had read in the nanny manual but I was hoping she would at least let her know that it was unacceptable behaviour. NO chance!! She asked her to explain why she had done it and the girl just said that she was mad at me for touching her doll. The Mrs went on to praise her kid for expressing herself so well. WTF!!!

As dinner approached, the Mrs asked me what my plans were. I told her straight that it wasn’t the job for me and she went ahead and booked my ticket home. With much excitement and relief, I packed my bags but carried on helping out with the kids. We set the table for dinner and when the food was ready to be served, the Mrs pulled me aside and told me not to talk to the children anymore if I wasn’t going to be their nanny and sent me to sit by myself over the other side of the kitchen to eat while the family and other members of staff sat together at the table. Of course, I was just ready to get out of there but I had to wait for a car service to come to pick me up. On the journey back to the airport, I learnt from the driver, that I was the 2nd nanny that week to come and leave after 1 day and that they had also had a chef who had walked out after making one meal the previous week.

When I got to the airport, I called my husband (it was about 3am London time) and let him know I was coming home. He seemed annoyed that I hadn’t given it a chance but I said I would tell him everything as soon as I landed. I really couldn’t believe the whole situation and couldn’t wait to get home to let everyone know what had happened; even on the plane home, I had to stop myself from telling strangers about my crazy adventure. At least I have a great story to tell at dinner parties!!!

A few months later I found a job in NYC and am actually in the Hamptons as I write! Thankfully not in the same area as the Mrs, although I did see her in Central Park a few months back . I never knew I could run so fast. Occasionally I still get calls from agencies asking if I am interested in a new job and not long ago, they told me about a really nice NYC based family with sweet as pie 7 year old twins, a pet pig and 2 housekeepers, one of whom is South American and a really nice mansion in a certain part of the Hamptons. Am thinking they are still looking for a nanny……

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Saturday, August 29, 2009
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Feature Ad:
1) Seeking a Nanny, Housekeeper and part time Trauma Nurse (Portland)
We run a small home business and we have three special needs children. We have a very active home with lots of energy and a periodically broken volume knob. We would like someone who is self motivated, dependable, not afraid of hard work and excited to work with children. We would like this person to have at least two years experience working with children, some experience working with children with disabilities preferred, current CPR and first aid training, at least two professional references and knowing how to operate multiple remotes to multiple devices would be a huge plus. That’s what we would like; but if you’re brave enough to walk through the front door, well, that just might do.

We need help with: getting the kids off the bus after school, home work, cleaning their rooms, playing board games with ever evolving and unidentified rules, making and serving meals, cleaning up after meals, changing poopy diapers, changing poopy underpants, referee sibling conflicts, soothing agitated moods, singing the veggie tales theme song, vacuuming, that’s not yours, organizing the art cabinet or keeping the five year old occupied while I do, some grocery shopping and putting it away, getting this child out of that child’s room and putting all the toys this child took out of that child’s room and spread across the living room floor back in that child’s room, cleaning the crayon marks off the wall this child made while you were helping that=2 0child get their toys back, changing beds, getting kids into pajamas, I just cleaned that!!!, privacy means you don’t go outside naked, put that back, deciphering the speech therapist’s handwriting, folding laundry or standing watch over the three WMDs while I do it, explaining why we have to wear pants if the babies don’t, picking up toys outside, will you please stop bugging him, taking out the garbage, some gardening, telling the boys to take their hand out of there, for the love of God let Mommy finish just one cup of coffee, please, PLEASE!, oh my God where did you get that!, playing NERF dart tag while knowing that no matter how the game goes you have to loose and fall to the ground and let the kids fall on your kidneys like a trampoline, fixing broken toys, art projects, running to the post office and the bank and Walgreens for compression bandages and then the liquor store, backing me in any argument I’m having with the husband, don’t put the used Kleenex back in the box, reading stories, playing dress up, making pretend hamburgers, singing the veggie tales theme song, taking a turn standing watch over the youngest during a psychotic episode, organizing the office, setting up the fisher price train, getting out the stickers and some paper, getting the two oldest into the bath and keeping the youngest out of the bath, finding the source of20“that smell”, helping to hold the oldest down while we attempt to administer ear drops, scraping stickers off the TV and digging some paper out of the heat register, because girl lobsters wear makeup, putting in a new DVD-CD-game cartridge-DVD -game cartridge-CD-cartridge-DVD-CD-CD-CD …, soothing head tooth toe ear knee belly aches, cleaning up any manner of biological fluids emitted from a child’s body that were probably intended to appear in a different form or from a different orifice, please go bug somebody else, please let there be enough hot water left for just one more shower, will you please do that in your room, remembering that my kids are neither evil or malicious, cuddles, do you need to go potty, did you flush the toilet, did you wash your hands, did you use soap and water, why is the water still running, please turn off the light, ARE YOU WET!!, some filing, proofreading e-mails and CL posts before I send them … obviously, what did you just flush down there?!?, taking the kids out to the zoo or the mall, going for special days at the park or the pool, going on discovery walks, carrying the middle child back when he discovers his knees are too sore to walk back on his own, finding the !!BLUE!! shirt, ushering the children out of the bathroom when the toilet overflows, finding the plunger and plunging the toilet, singing the veggie t ales theme song, ushering the children out of the bathroom when the toilet overflows again after we tried to flush it before completely clearing the blockage, letting Daddy believe he was the first one to get his little girl to say that clearly, convincing the little girl that Mommy isn’t the only one that can change her poopy diapers, for the last time (again) TURN THAT DOWN!, that’s not a jungle gym, Where-Are-Your-Pants?, taking the ninth turn today reading Dr Seuss’ “One Foot Two Foot”, wrapping gifts, planning parties, going over board with decorations and party favors, changing a wet accident for the fifth time today, undressing muddy children at the back door, mopping the mud off the floor from the one that ran past, telling the youngest not to eat that off the floor, telling the oldest that we just told the youngest not to eat that and that means them too, telling them all that we only have two hands and to not ask again, finding the letter M, playing tickle monster, encouraging me while I try to convince my husband that his aging and saggy body is still as hot as it was at 25, convincing me that when he says I’m as hot as I was at 25 he’s clearly just stating the obvious, why are all the cups and forks in the laundry hamper?, reminding me to calm down when the grouchy old man at the grocery store runs into my handicapped child with his cart because they weren’t getting out of his way fast enough, singing the veggie tales theme song, this is not a playroom, making sure all the kids get the right medication at the right time and it all gets recorded properly, making sure my husband and I get our blood pressure medication, knowing when my husband is right but making sure he doesn’t know I’m ready to admit it, getting everybody’s socks in the right drawer, keeping clean towels and toilet paper in the bathrooms (and yes; making sure the paper rolls the right way), polishing off that box of wine on Friday night after the rest of the house is asleep and the lunch dishes still aren’t washed, vacuuming under the cushions, finding out which side of the window those finger prints are on, finding my phone, finding my keys, finding the $100 universal remote that was supposed to operate everything seamlessly, finding a way to get that darn veggie tales theme song out of my head. And maybe, just maybe if we get time off for good behavior. We could get someone to watch the kids while the husband and I go out for a quiet grown-up night, with mood lighting and wine glasses. A romantic evening just for two; playing footsie below the table and holding hands above the table with our eyes locked in that loving gaze that only two people, who have been together as long20as we, could have. But, probably still talking about what we think the kids might want to do next week.

So, if you’ve read this far and still have even an inkling of interest we’re offering $9.00 an hour for afternoon and weekend help, overnight respite care is negotiable and all the “Gold Fish” crackers you can wrestle from the kids.

“God made them that cute so we wouldn’t kill them.” ~ James Dobson
Original URL: http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/kid/1335445756.html
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2) part time babysitter NEEDED (D.C.)
I am a single mother of 4 in need of a part time baby sitter. The primary hours would be Tues/Weds evenings from 4-8pm with an occasional Sat/Sun morning. Weekends the kids are usually with their dad, but sometimes he has a work committment. The possibilty for other occasional hours for times I want to go out, not work, may be in the near future. Two of my children are older and do alot of the care for the younger 2, but I need someone a little bit older/more responsible to be here just in case. So, this could be the perfect job for an older highschool student or college student. My rates are on the lower side, but it does include a free meal whenever you stay with them. PLEASE have references!!!!! And the sooner you can start the better! smoke/pet free home/close to Landmark Mall.
Original URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/dmg/1333839061.html
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3) Once a weekend Baby Sitter and Occasional All-Day Baby Sitter (D.C.)
We have a 7-week-old baby, she was premature, so she's very small. The sitter would need to be comfortable and have experience with smaller babies, as of now she's barely 7 lbs. We are looking for someone for a date night, once a week and occasionally giving the mom a break for a full day during the week. Our baby is very relaxed and just loves being cuddled. The evenings are easy, just feeding her once and putting her back to bed. We are looking for someone as soon as possible! Must be a non-smoker and comfortable with two dogs. One is a golden retriever and the other is a Jack Russell mix (he will be put away during work as he is very hyper). References are required, and could start tomorrow night if desired!
Original URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/dmg/1333297460.html
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4) $300 Reduced Rent 4 Live-In Mother's Helper CALL NOW (Las Vegas)
$300 REDUCED RENT 4 Live-In Mother's Helper

NEED Mother's Helper in Exchange for REDUCED RENT for Room Below
Only $300 month (includes utilities) -1 month minimum
$100 (NON-REFUNDABLE cleaning/door & lock fee)
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$400 TOTAL MOVE-IN for above if selected
I'm intending to homschool my 4th grade son. I don't need a sitter. Just a male or female w/ part-time job preferably a student ages 18-25 yrs who can commit to 2-3 hrs a day for homework help while I'm running errands for my home business.
PLEASE CALL ASAP for consideration & details.
Helene 702.504.****
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SMALL PRIVATE ROOM for Rent-$375 per month (includes Utilities) AC on 24/7
Month to Month or Weekly $125
$375
$100 (NON-REFUNDABLE cleaning/door & lock fee)
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$475 Total Move-in CASH ONLY
NOTE: Rent is NEGOTIABLE if you:
1) have car repair knowledge
2) help with business
3) homework help for 10 1/2 yr old boy
4) pet grooming
5) run small errands
6) any other suggestions.......
NOTE: NOT a SEXUAL SOLICITATION of any kind
Apartment is accessible to:
-Swimming Pool/Laundry Room/Lots of Parking
-CLOSE TO STORES, FWY, Bus Stop
Requirements:
MUST BE:
-Employed (proof of employment)
-Have valid State Issued ID
-US citizen
-DRUG-FREE
-Provide your own food & toiletries
-Pet Friendly (we have dogs) 8-D
-Kid Friendly (we have a 10 1/2 yr old boy)
-A responsible room mate who is clean (you need to share bathroom/kitchen so you must be clean)
ROOM IS UNFURNISHED:
Feel free to bring:
-Your own bed,sleeping bag or futon
-Your own tv or lap top
YOU MUST PROVIDE:
-Your own food
-Your own toiletries
-Your own linen
=Prefer student or single (Age 20-40)
=Pet (dog, NO CATS sorry) &/or child is NEGOTIABLE
Let's see if we can help each other in this economy!
~This is a 2 bedroom 1 bath apartment apartment.
**We just moved here from out of state and we need a roommate to help pay bills.
We are mostly a work-at-home kool couple who love the NY Giants, WWE & running our home business together. We are open-minded, but private family who would like to maintain a safe environment. We have a 10 1/2 yr. old boy and dogs who are housetrained & UTD with shots. They are NOT ALLOWED in your room. LOL
NOTE: NOT a SEXUAL SOLICITATION of any kind
SERIOUS INQUIRES ONLY. NO GAMES OR FLAKES, PLEASE
702.504.**** or 702.504.**** or 727.251.**** Call 24/7 ASAP, NO TEXT
No emails, if possible, but you can email your pic
Be sure to leave any pertinent contact information
LIVING SPACE IN LIVING ROOM ALSO AVAILABLE for less rent
Thanks
NO SPAMS, SCAMS, FLAKES or GAMES PLEASE!
Original URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/kid/1340472470.html
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5) Flight Attendant family looking for "live in Nanny" (Chicago)
We are a flight Attendant Family in need of a "live in Nanny" starting September 10th.
We have a 6 months old baby and 2 wonderful furry dogs that want a very tender Nanny! (All "Mary Poppins" welcome)!
Mom(me) goes on long trips, from 4 up to 7 days, and baby needs attention, play time, and lots of cuddles from the right care giver.
Dad, needs someone who wouldn't mind cooking, preparing a nice meal, ready to be served for Dad after a long day of work.
We offer room (with baby) and board, + $150/week.
The Nanny should be reliable, responsible, tidy(light cleaning is required) fun, loving, with an excellent background, experience with infants, and great references! Please only serious inquiry may apply. Email me : desi.vanhorn@****
Original URL: http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/kid/1342210560.html
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6) Looking for a FREE babysitter! (Madison)
If you know of anyone let me know asap I have 2 kids ;)
Original URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/1345706043.html
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7) NEED CHILDCARE ASAP BY 8/25/2009 (Norfolk)
Need a person to come to my house on the days that I work Monday threw Saturday. Paydates would be on the 1st and the 15th of every month. Thank you! Please Respond with rates and meeting times. Thank You! My kids are 1 and 4 both boys and both very good kids! I also have two puppies that are very friendly. They love being petted and loved on very friendly! I NEED TO HAVE SOMEONE BY TOMORROW 08/25/09 since babysitter I had quit without notice.
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1339174246.html
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8) Experienced babysitter/nanny/mother asst/daycare asst STRT ASAP (D.C.)
Hello! My name is shantell im a 22 yr old Graduated medical student....jobs are so hard to find now a days im going back to WHAT I KNOW BEST!!!:) I have about 3 yrs in the childcare feild working with infants on up to school age children. Although i dont have my own daycare center (i will in about 6 months:)) but i do babysit in and outside of my home. I have have worked at a home daycare and i've worked at kindercarelearning center, andi babysit off here craigslist when i can geta gig:) Im CPR
I CAN START(((ASAP!)))
I HAVE GOD RATE
I HAVE REFERENCES
MORE INFO PLZ FEEL FREE TO CONTACT ME 571-269-**** OR EMAIL SHANTEJAC@**** THANKS FOR READING
SCAMMERS PLZ DNT RESPONDE IM TIRED OF U GUYS
Original URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/kid/1345485693.html
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9) Need childcare tonight in my home (Las Vegas)
Hello, I have 3 kids they are very easy to take care of they will feed themself and put themself to bed, I just need someone here as an adult for tonight. I do not know how many hours we will be gone. I would feel most comfortable if you your a teenager (if you are under 18 thats fine but I have to be able to meet mom or dad)....or if have a child you will be bringing along. I am looking to pay 25-30. Please contact me asap, I do have to do a interview and see that I am comfortable with you coming to my home and being with my children. The babysitter we had lined up did not show up. We needed to leave at 7:00 pm so please call asap.. 772-****
Original URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/kid/1337174029.html
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10) I AM OFFERING MY CHILDCARE CARE SERVICES FOR NO MONEY WILL TRADE!!! (Sacramento)
Hello everyone thank you for reading this!!
So i have came up with a BRILLIANT idea!! I know times are hard and coming up with anywhere from $500.00 to $900.00 a month for full time childcare is very hard and maybe even impossible!
So I am offering my childcare services in YOUR home for trade! No money needed!!
I am a 23 year old female,married for 3 years and have a beautiful 16 month old daughter!
I have worked with child off and on for over 11 years. I was nanny and tutor for a 5 year old girl in Lake Tahoe for 3 years, I have worked as a aid for a women who was born without any arms or legs and I have most recently worked as a pre-school teacher/day care assistant.
I am have been TB tested(negative) and background checked just 4 months ago.
I absolutely LOVE children i always have since i was just a few years old.I have plenty of references upon request.
I will trade my services as a daycare provider even at NIGHT at your home.
I have to say i do not drive( i have a serious phobia that i am FINALLY overcoming and i will soon!)My husband does have a license and a nice truck so you do not have to worry i will ALWAYS have a ride to your home:) I am very reliable and responsible and I am planning to join the police force in the next year once i get my license and get in better shape.
If you like on your day off i can meet you somewhere and you can get to know me better or i can spend the day with you and your child and make sure you feel comfortable and he or she warms up to me.
I would prefer it if i could bring my daughter along but i do not HAVE to.
I am fine with ALL ages from newborn up.
I am also experienced in working with physically challenged people.The young women i worked for was born without any limbs as i stated above so i would cook for her,shower her,take her to the restroom,get her dressed do her makeup and hair exct.
My last job as a pre-school teacher taught me so much like how to cook HEALTHY delicious foods,how to handle all types of different situations with the children the right way that will teach the children how to make decisions on their own and grow and be kind.
My "mentor" as i called her had been going through college and training for over 10 years and has been certified in so many different things she has taught me so much!
I am open to all kind of trades!! do not be afraid to offer whatever you have i just might want it!!!
HERE IS JUST A SMALL LIST OF THINGS I AM INTERESTED IN!!! :
Nice furniture(couches,coffee tables,bedroom sets,anything and everything as long as its in nice used condition or new)
Electronics(ipods,cell phones,T.V.S,stereos,laptops,and much more!)
Nice big purses,clothes,shoes accessories exct.(they do not need to be brand new but in nice condition!)
Toddler girl items!ERGO BABY CARRIER, toys,shoes,bedroom set,outdoor toys,playground,ball pit,she LOVES BARNEY and baby dolls and accessories! exct.
I could trade my services for your services!!! like salon services,tanning,gym,personal training,any mommy and me baby classes,boxing lessons,piano lessons,dog grooming services exct.!
I really want a vespa,scooter, a tanning bed.
someone to fix up my husbands 2006 Chevy silverdo on the inside(it needs the electronic windows fixed,a tailgate,nice new rims,my husband wants the middle console taken out and have a third front seat put in,fix the tinted windows.
My husband would LOVE tattoo work
gift cards!!!!
REAL GOLD DIAMOND jewelry!
AIRLINE TICKETS,MILES.EXCT.
Timeshares,hotels
I am also off offering my services as a house cleaner which i have done professionally AND my father and uncle have owned their own landscaping business for over 20 years and are licensed with thousands of references and have trained my husband who has worked with them for the last 7 years and he is offering his services too!(he can do ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING you can imagine from sprinkler,gate,fence installation,repair, exct. sod,planting,basic maintenance anything!)
JUST MAKE A OFFER!! I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON!!!!
GOD BLESS!!! if interested call me at 916-583-****
Original URL: http://sacramento.craigslist.org/kid/1337628368.html
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11) Looking for a Baby Sitter (Redmond, WA)
We are looking for a baby sitter for our six month old son. One Monday a month from 3pm-6pm and a few Friday/Saturday nights a month as well. We are looking for someone to come over to our home and watch him there as he will likely be napping or in bed. We are looking for someone experienced, reliable and loves babies. On one hand the job is so easy (feed, bath, put to bed) a caveman can do it, but we want to make sure he gets priority over the Food Network or Facebook if he wakes up. Pay is $10 an hour. Thanks!
PS, no offense to cavemen...if you have child care skills, please apply.
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/dmg/1347218218.html
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12) sitter needed tonight at 7pm (Seattle)
my sitter just canceled on us. I have 4 children but 2 more staying here(we are helping the mom out until she gets on her feet). so all together it is 6 children.. 4 will be sleeping or in bed when u come.. on ly kids needing ur attantion is a 3 month old boy and my 5 year old son(big boys time), he goes to bed at 8 pm. pls i really want to go out it is my frst night out sins my baby boy was born, well actually firs night out with friends and my hubby in over 3 years.. i was really looking forword to it. we can only pay 10 dollars a h.. I know it is not much but it is what my old sitter would charge and what we can afford.. i would need u for 4 h or so.. tnx
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/kid/1347692716.html
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13) helping you wit ur child (Seattle)
I am a stay at home mother/wife. Looking to help sum1 out if needed.I'm looking to help out while you go to work or if you busy and can't take the kids where u need to go..we can talk about the price. I've had experience wit newborn-4yr olds and 6-10yr olds
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/kid/1346996816.html
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14) Nanny/Mother's Helper Needed (Chicago)
Busy stay @ home Mom needs an energetic, kind, honest, DEPENDABLE person to help me manage my family. You should have experience with infants (twins), toddlers, and school age kids. Half of my brood attend school & the little ones are at home. You should have the legal right to work in this country, have a valid drivers license, and be able to stay overnight if necessary and travel domestically on some holidays. The schedule is typically Monday-Friday, although the occasional Saturday may be needed so my husband & I can go out on a date! Your duties will include light cleaning of the children's spaces & common areas, preparation of kids meals, entertaining the little buggers while I try to get some work done and if you wouldn't mind folding a load of laundry or putting a chicken in the oven I would be ever so grateful! I won't always provide exact direction, you have to see the need & just handle it. Your day might involve staying home with the little ones or running errands with me or taking kids to lessons as required. This job requires a thoughtful & organized applicant. We live a crazy lovely life.
Oh Yes---you must be able to swim, at least enough to save yourself & 1 of my kids. And please use your cell phone in emergencies only, not while you are watching my kids.
If you think you can handle this chaos, please send us your bio. We look forward to hearing from you. BTW, We are looking for a long term relationship so no commitment phobes need apply. Have a Great Day!
Original URL: http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/dmg/1343834346.html
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15) Need care ASAP (Fargo)
I am in need of care in my home for about an hour to an hour and a half tomorrow morning around 930-1030. My child may or may not still be asleep (late snoozer). Will pay well. Must be in my home and have transportation. Please email references
Original URL: http://fargo.craigslist.org/kid/1334225368.html
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16) Babysitting (Fargo)
Im almost 19 and i already watch a 8 month baby have been watchin him since he was 2 months old. I have references if you need them. Im availiable monday thro friday and some weekends.Im looking to get 15 bucks a day for one kid but 20 for a family of two or more kids.Ill watch them in my house since i already have one kid. Have any questions call/text 701-238-****. My mom use to run a daycare and i was always helping her and I have patients. I had to watch my brother who has autism.
Original URL: http://fargo.craigslist.org/kid/1333192984.html
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17) Babysitter needed asap! (Nashville)
I need someone to come to my home mon-fri not during maury county school breaks though. the hours are 645am-6pm mon-wed and 645-330 or 4 thursday and friday. I can only afford $100.00 a week right now that will change in 6 weeks when my actual rate of pay starts. they are 2 girls 3 year old and a 9 year old. so you wont even watch the 9 year old thurday and friday and only watch her for 2 hours on mon-wed. I need someone to start this monday even if you can help me for a short time please contact me
Original URL: http://nashville.craigslist.org/kid/1345959368.html
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18) Looking for childcare in Mt. Juliet (Nashville)
Hi, I am trying to find someone to watch my little boy in our home in Mt. Juliet M-F from 7:15-4:45. He is 19 months old. If you are a SAHM looking to make some extra income please contact me. I would not mind at all if you brought your child to our home or if our child spent part of the week at your home. That is totally negotiable. I can pay $175/week plus once we are comfortable with each other and you want to maybe do some activities (zoo, pump it up, ect) we can pay for those things as well plus gas. Thanks!
Original URL: http://nashville.craigslist.org/kid/1343015637.html
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19) R U A stay-at-home-mom and want to earn extra $$?? (Minneapolis)
My name is Chelsey and I am looking for day time care for my 2 1/2 year old son Logan. I usually work 3-4 days a week between 11am-8pm. Because of the hours, most "regular" daycares don't work for me, and I don't have anyone to pick him up earlier, it's just me. I have been using a high school girl to watch him this summer, but she wants some time off before school so I need to replace her ASAP. Ideally, a stay at home mom who wants to earn some extra money would be the best solution. I don't care if you have a license or not. I honestly don't make very good money but I could do around $20/day or so. I'm doing $10/day with the high schooler, so double seems about right. Please email me if this works for you! :) I live in Blaine off of HWY 65 and work in Brooklyn Park so Blaine/Brooklyn Park/Champlin would work best or somewhere close to that! :)
Original URL: http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ank/kid/1345585911.html
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20) NEEDED: Part-Time Nanny who will clean (D.C.)
I commute to Capitol Hill and thus need a responsible person to help with everyday mom duties that I don't have time to do in the evening. I have three young children (5, 3 and 20 months) who attend daycare. I need both childcare and household assistance - responsibilities would differ each day - starting as early as August 31. Here is a detailed description:
Hours: 4:00 pm – 6:3 0pm (possibly later)
Days: Monday – Thursday (an occasional Friday may be needed)
Pay: $100/week for 10 hours, plus $10/hour for additional hours worked, plus $10/week for gas Taxes will be withheld and paid to state/federal government as required.
Must Have:
Legal Presence in the U.S. through at least Summer 2010
Valid Driver License
Safe and clean car that can fit 3 car seats in the back seat
Cell Phone
Cannot Have:
Another evening job Monday – Thursday (must be 100% available after 4 p.m.)
Criminal History
Poor Driving Record
Nice To Have:
Availability to care for sick children during the day when they can’t go to school
Fluency in another language
Job Duties:
Laundry
Dishes
House Cleaning (i.e. bathrooms, kitchen, floors, etc)
House Straightening (i.e. make beds, change sheets, tidy up rooms, etc)
Pick up kids from school
Prepare dinner for kids
Take kids to activities (i.e. gymnastics, martial arts)
Shopping (i.e. groceries, household, gifts, miscellaneous)
Errands (i.e. drycleaners, prescriptions, doctor appointments, oil changes, car wash, etc)
Additional Assistance as requested
Original URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/kid/1343189252.html
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21) Childcare Needed 9am-9pm plus weekends and Holidays (Milwaukee)
I have a 2 yr old girl and I need someone who can do in-home care on Mondays and Thursdays from 9AM-9PM and every other weekend (Sat & Sun) from 9-6. I would also need every holiday as well. DO NOT RESPOND UNLESS YOU CAN MEET ALL OF MY NEEDS. My current provider's husband is being transferred out of state in 2 weeks, so I need someone asap. I live in Greenfield and work in Franklin. I am ONLY interested in someone who lives in Greenfield, Greendale, Franklin, or Oak Creek. Again, DO NOT RESPOND IF YOU CAN'T FILL THAT NEED. I hate to be so direct but I am tired of getting responses from people in Grafton!!
I am currently paying $30/day on weekends and $45/day on the weekdays.
Please respond with your experience, the number of other children you care for, where you are located and your rates. If you don't respond with all of that information I'm going to assume you can't read which means you are not intelligent enough to care for my daughter. Again, I hate to be so direct but I've gotten responses from people who only send their name and phone number. That tells me nothing other than you're too lazy to type. Please tell me there is someone intelligent enough to help me!! Thanks for your time and I look forward to hearing from you.
Original URL: http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/kid/1340878242.html
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22) Childcare needed for barely 3y/o boy (Utah)
My son just turned 3 years old this month and he is potty trained. I am going through a divorce and was hoping to get my first teaching job but didn't end up happening so I plan to substitute teach as soon as they need me (already signed up and ready to go). My son and I are living in Lehi with my aunt and uncle near Cabelas. I would prefer to have someone close to the Highland/Alpine exit off the 15 as I will likely be traveling northbound to the Jordan and Canyon school districts. I am hoping to work as much as possible subbing and have signed up in 3 school districts to ensure that happens. But there may be days I do not have work. I need someone who will work with me and not charge me if for some reason I don't have work one day (let's hope that doesn't happen).
I can pay $2 per hour. I anticipate the hours will roughly be 7 - 4PM give or take an hour or so (depends on the school I have to go to and what time they start and end). I can provide lunch and snacks for my son. I do prefer someone who has experience with children and will encourage play as well as creativity and learning. It would also be nice if there was at least one other child for my son to play with. I know that's a lot of information for an ad but I want to lay it all out. If it sounds like something that would work for you please contact email me with information about you, your home or facility (especially where you are located), your family and what your expectations are. Thanks, Christina
Original URL: http://provo.craigslist.org/kid/1336331097.html
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23) Nanny for Infant 2-3 days per week (Utah)
Nanny needed for 3 month old infant, Tuesday, Wednesday and possibly Thursday, from 8:00 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Mother is returning to work after Labor Day and is seeking an experienced, caring and responsible nanny to watch baby in their Daybreak home. Community has beautiful walking trails and parks for outdoor activity. This is a great opportunity for a student who needs a compact work schedule. Must have previous experience with infants, good references and have own transportation. Offering $35 - 40 per day, based on experience. Looking to fill this position as soon as possible!
Original URL: http://saltlakecity.craigslist.org/kid/1330477353.html
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24) BABYSITTER NEEDED (Daytona)
WE ARE LOOKING FOR A BABYSITTER SOMEONE THAT CAN PASS DRUG TEST GIVE GOOD REFERANCES AND BE RELIABLE.... I HAVE FOUR KIDS TOTAL BUT ONLY TWO LIVE WITH US FULL TIME THEY ARE 3 BOY AND A 1 YEAR OLD GIRL THE OTHER TWO THAT ARE NOT WITH US FULL TIME ARE 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND A 5 YEAR OLD GIRL....
SO HERES THE DEAL I DONT WANT A DAYCARE AT ALL (I DONT WANT TO PAY FOR THE TIME THAT THEY ARE NOT THERE) I NEED SOMEONE THAT WILL WATCH THEM FOR 10 DOLLARS A DAY PER KID SO THAT MEANS THAT SOMETIMES IT WILL BE 20 A DAY AND SOMETIMES IT WILL BE 40 A DAY........ I DONT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH PROVIDING THERE FOOD IF NECASARRY.
***I NEED SOMEONE THAT IS IN THE DELAND AREA DELAND ORANGE CITY***
IT WILL BE A PART TIME KIND OF THING MEANING NOT EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THE WEEK MODAYS TUESDAYS THURSDAYS FRIDAYS IT WILL VARY BUT FOR THE MOST PART THOSE WILL BE THE DAYS. ONE LAST THING IS THAT I DONT WANT THE KIDS TO BE COOPED UP IN A HOUSE ALL DAY YOU MUST PROVIDE FUN THINGS FOR THEM TO DO LIKE GOING OUTSIDE MAYBE A POOL SWING SET PARK ARTS AND CRAFTS THINGS LIKE THAT I REALLY DONT WANT THE IN FRONT OF A TV ALL DAY THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING. THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE TIME TO READ THIS POST IF YOU THINK THAT YOU MAY FIT THE PROFILE THEN YOU CAN CONTACT US BY EMAIL
Original URL: http://daytona.craigslist.org/kid/1321459760.html
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25) WORK IN MY HOME - BEGIN THIS WEEK (Norfolk)
WILL BE CONDUCTING INTERVIEWS MONDAY AND TUESDAY EVENING - WITH HOPES OF HIRING SOMEONE TO WORK IN MY HOME AS EARLY AS THURSDAY OF THIS WEEK. PROVIDE CARE FOR MY 15 MONTH OLD IN MY HOME BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 8-5:30PM MON-FRI. MOST DAYS YOU WILL BE ABLE TO LEAVE BEFORE 5PM. THE COMPENSATION WILL BE $150 PER WEEK. SHOULD BE A NON-SMOKER, LIVE CLOSE BY WITH YOUR OWN RELIABLE TRANSPORTATION AND BE ABLE TO PROVIDE REFERENCES. WE LIVE IN A NEAT, CLEAN AND ACCOMODATING HOME THAT IS LOCATED IN A VERY NICE NEIGHBORHOOD CLOSE TO HWY 17. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED PLEASE EMAIL ME WITH QUESTIONS AND AVAILABILITY FOR AN INTERVIEW. THE INITIAL INTERVIEW WILL BE HELD IN A LOCAL PUBLIC PLACE AND SHOULD TAKE ABOUT 30 MINUTES. THANKS, LOOK FORWARD TO SPEAKING WITH YOU!
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1338652096.html
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26) Need childcare in my home (Chicago)
I am looking for childcare in my home. I have a 4 1/2 year old and 16 month old. Both boys. Great kids! This is a full time position. It will be Monday-Friday from 8:30-5pm. May get off earlier than 5 on some days. I am looking for someone with experience, dependable, honest, trustworthy, close to the area, dependable vehicle, upbeat personalitly, alot of energy, excellent refrences, willing to clean up, and watch after my boys. If you are interested please send me information about yourself, refrences, a phone number and anything else you would like to share with me. I can only afford to pay between $200-$250 a week. The $250 is the most I can pay and that would be for the best childcare and house help! I am holding interviews tomorrow so please be available. I start work on Monday so I need someone right away!
Original URL: http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/kid/1337295269.html
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27) NEEDING NANNY (Norfolk)
Hey how are you? We are a military couple that needs an in-home care provider (nanny) for two and sometimes three kids on a daily schedule. The type of person we are looking for is a good provider for the children and also has a flexible schedule. I (male) work 12 hours shifts from 6:00 a.m. -6:00 p.m. or 6:00 p.m. -6:00 a.m. depending on my schedule. She works a civilian job from 10:00 a.m. - about 7:00 p.m. Days that I have off I watch the children myself and the same for her. We just need a regular in-home sitter so that we don't have to rush across town to make sure that we drop them off and get to work on time. We are a warm and caring family that are very particular about who watches are children, which is another reason why we would prefer a in-house provider that can also become more of a friend than a worker to us. We are flexible with pay either by day or hour and we can set up how you choose to be paid. We are looking to pay from $5-$15 depending on your qualifications. We are wanting someone that has a passion for this more then it being a job or pay check. We are both 23 years old and (she) has two girls, ages 4 and 5, I have a 2 1/2-year-old son. They are used to being active and are smart for their age. The 2-year-old is almost fully potty trained, just has to be reminded to go to the toilet but most part will come tell you. We are looking for someone with their own transportation and able to work anytime of the day of any day but mostly between 9:00 a.m. - 6:15 p.m. on week days. We also are looking for a female between the ages of 18 to 30 years old, so that you can keep up with them. We are an AA family but don't mind any race if you don't. If there is anything more or your interested then feel free to contact us. Can't wait for your reply. Thanks!
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/dmg/1341080586.html
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28) Need a Babysitter Labor Day weekend (Hamptons/N.Y.)
Very nice family needs a babysitter for our 3 and 4 year old boys next weekend. We're somewhat flexible but would prefer someone from about noon on Saturday until about noon on Monday. If you don't live in the area, all transportation costs will be reimbursed. You must be college educated, have experience with small children and know how to swim and drive. This is primarily a babysitting position but you must also be willing to straighten toys, straighten kitchen and do a load of laundry if necessary. If interested please respond with your relevant experience...a picture would be great too! Compensation: $200 for every 24 hr period.
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/dmg/1348159163.html
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29) Nanny (Ohio)
Nanny wanted for four children ages 2 to 8. 40 hours per week, day shift. Prior experience and references are required. Must have a drivers license and ability to transport children to activities. Loving, structured, energetic person who enjoys children is needed. Compensation: $8.50 /hour.
Original URL: http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/lab/1345700434.html
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30) Wanted Babysitter 2 days a week your place or mine for happy 16mnth (Tulsa)
BabySitter 2 Days a Week Your Place or Mine for a Happy 16 month Boy. Must be near 25th and Lewis in Tulsa any where in mid town is fine, but we dont want to drive to the BA or anything. Any days of the week are fine. We just need 9:30 to 4:30pm twice a week. we were paying 25 a day. We would love to find another stay at home mom that just wanted some company for her child and could use the extra money. Please email johnavanhorn@****
Original URL: http://tulsa.craigslist.org/kid/1341988150.html
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31) Childcare Needed (Utah)
We recently moved to Eagle Mountain from Salt Lake County. Long story short, the elementary school boundaries have changed, and I need someone to watch my children who can transport my 5 year old boy to his kindergarten classes at Hidden Hollow Elementary school.
Right now, we are paying $1.50/hour per child for my 5 year old and 3 year old from 6:15 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. care. I'd like to stay around this price because I'm a single mother, but if necessary, we can possibly negotiate this. If this is something you can do, please let me as soon as possible, since kindergarten starts on August 27th, and we need to find care before then. Please call at (801) 931-**** or e-mail (if you do call, and I don't answer, please leave a message because I'm probably at work).
Original URL: http://provo.craigslist.org/kid/1327395905.html
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32) Seeking cheap day care (Reno)
I am a young mother of two and seeking childcare for my 2 month old. My other daughter will be attending another child care. I can only afford 45 a week until I start bringing in more money. This person needs to be in the northwest area, have it least 2 years experience with infants, reliable transportation and I prefer someone who is CPR certified. She would need to be watched from 8a.m.-5p.m. at their home. I also prefer a house that is child oriented. I am new at leaving my children with others. I have been a stay at home mom for two years and am very nervous.
So if you feel you are right for this position please email me.
Original URL: http://reno.craigslist.org/kid/1344236263.html

*Response from CL reader:

33) RE: Seeking cheap day care (Reno)
You may seriously want to consider staying home. NO ONE is going to watch an infant for $45 a week, especially for 9 hours a day. If you can only afford $45 a week, you seriously need to stay at home. An infant spot can cost anywhere from $600-$800 a month. Even someone with a minimum wage job can afford more than $45 a week. If you can afford to work 45 hours a week, then you can afford more than $45 a week!
Original URL: http://reno.craigslist.org/kid/1344404592.html
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Looking for a RESPONSIBLE Nanny (Woodenville, WA)
I am looking for a responsible person to come and care for my 3 month old son and 5 year old daughter. I will need someone from 8am to 5pm, monday through friday. My daughter is a half day PM kindergartener and will need to be dropped off and picked up at her bus stop (which is the end of the driveway). I'm looking for a trusting person with a valid DL, CPR certification and of course experience with children, a WA State background check will be run. If you are a SAHM looking for some extra cash this may be for you you are free to bring your child(ren) to my home. I am able to pay a flat rate up to $600 a month which includes paid holidays. I am looking for someone to start at the beginning of January if not sooner. I really hope there is someone out there who can help! Please contact me if you are interested. Lacey
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/kid/929899310.html
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NOTE: The above post provoked several angry CL readers to respond. Here is one of the tamer ones:

RE: Looking for a RESPONSIBLE Nanny (Woodenville)
I am not a nanny, I am a mother. I have two kids. I wouldn't even think of paying our nanny less than $12 an hour (we actually pay her more) and she brings her kid with her! Unless I am misunderstanding, you are looking to pay a nanny $3.75 an hour? For full time work? Good luck with that!
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/kid/930075929.html
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We need a Nanny/Child care in our home only (NW Reno)
HOURS ARE GOING TO BE GIVEN OUT AT THE INTERVIEWS 90 DOLLARS A WEEK NO MORE THAN 40 HOURS A WEEK 1 CHILD 5 MONTHS OLD LOOKING FOR ABOUT A YEAR OF EMPLOYMENT EMAIL US WITH EXPIRENCE AND QUESTIONS
Original URL: http://reno.craigslist.org/kid/933053358.html
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Need a babysitter asap 4 wednesday the 26th! (Mount Greenwood)
have a 4 year old girl & 2 year old boy. babysitter backed out & i am hosting a benefit wed night. it would b from 7pm to 2:30am. need sitter to b close to mt greenwood/beverly area. would need to bring them to you & pick them up
Original URL: http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/kid/931084942.html
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Psychic available to assess childcare providers/child behavior (Chicago)
the title says it all. Let me help you know more about family dynamics, child behavior issues, and the all-important assessment of childcare providers. I have references, testimonials, 14 years experience, lineage, passionate self directed professional development. I am an ordained minister.
Original URL: http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/kid/928466124.html
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Looking for care for my daughter (Hawks Prairie)
Hello All! I am looking for care for my daughter on Wed. through Friday from 8:30 a.m. until about 3 p.m. Your place or mine, whichever, but prefer some place with children close to my daughter's age, she has three older siblings but they are all in school all day so she gets lonely, poor thing!Looking for someone in the Hawk's Prairie area. Must committ to long term. Prefer a licensed facility,open to a sahm who is not licensed, but again need long term, I cannot have someone flaking out on me! I can pay $25 a day, please contact me asap! Blessings
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/kid/936871190.html
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Navy Family Needs a little help with Kiddos!!!! (West Bremerton)
Ok here is what I need help with asap! MONDAY, TUESDAY AND FRIDAY be @ my house no later than 6am as my husband has to leave to work and i'm just getting off work, Get my 3 year old and 1 year old over to the learning center in Bremerton, apox 4 miles from my house, then my 8 year off to Naval Elem. aprox 1/2 mile from my house at 8am I pay 20.00 a day for this 2 hours, THEN the KICKER which I haven't been able to find anyone,MY HUSBAND is in the NAVY so he has duty on certian days so I would need you approx 8pm when I leave to work till you drop them off at the 2 off at the learning center and the other off at school in the morning then you can go home and crash back out. I pay 50.00 for duty nights 8pm-8am(Yes I'll pay you to sleep!!). His duty days vary, it is Sunday this week, but the kids will be at their Grandmas house, the next week will be Sat, the next week Fri and so on and so fourth till till sometime in December where it is holliday something on the base it will then change. IF THIS CRAZY ASS SCHEDUAL SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING YOU MAY BE ABLE TO KEEP UP WITH PLEASE EMAIL ME.
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/kit/kid/937723509.html
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Housekeeper needed-Very PT-some childcare-flexible schedule (Marysville)
Hello. I am looking for someone who may have a couple of hours a week to help me clean and organize my home. I am a single mother, working two jobs, and am also a full-time student. So when a free moment comes my way, I really don't want to spend it cleaning or running errands. This position is very flexible and I'm only looking for someone 2-5 hrs. a week. The cleaning I require is just the basics (sweeping, vacuuming, dusting, windexing windows & mirrors, doing dishes, etc.) nothing really strenuous, and I don't expect all this done every time. I also may need an occassional baby-sitter. No late hours, just maybe so I can go to a movie, or out to lunch or dinner without having to take my daughter with me. Now as I said earlier, I am a single parent, and I wouldn't be working a second job if the first one paid the bills, so I can not afford much. I am hoping to find someone who would be willing to accept a small hourly amount as well as something to trade. Do you use a laundry mat? Bring your laundry here and wash your clothes for free.(Save the quarter rolls). I can also offer you some groceries and a few home cooked meals. Other incentives are: I will NOT be claiming your pay on my taxes, so you wont need to either. Also, you may bring a child with you if needed, but I feel that a toddler will probably just get in to everything, and I also have stairs that they may fall on too, but an infant, or a child over 4 yrs. old will probably be okay. Hourly pay: $2.50 an hour, $4.50 an hour for baby-sitting. If you're interested, please e-mail me back at maryatwto@**** and we'll talk more. If you're going to write to me to harrass me about the low pay, please don't bother. I know it's low, but it's all I can afford. I'm really hoping to just find someone who is bored at home and wants something to do, and maybe to make a new friend as well. Thanks!! --Mary
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/kid/935881303.html
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Wanted: Kind babysitter/Nanny (Puyallup)
Job available for a kind, patient, loving, respectful, energetic lady with a positive attitude, who genuinely enjoys spending time with children. I have two young daughters, both under the age of five, who are very sweet and special. They are intelligent, love to read, go outdoors for walks or to the playground, draw, and do crafts. You can come either 4 or 5 days a week, 9AM to 3 or 4PM. Saturday nights once in a while might be a possibility, too. $30/day (Saturday nights would be paid separately). We are only looking for someone to come to our home, with no other children. This job is not open to smokers, sorry! Please email your name, why you feel you would be the right person for the job, and your phone number. Thank you!
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/kid/935623590.html
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You need a night off, Honey! (West Seattle)
I'm an experienced nanny with fantastic references! I'm looking for a weekly date night sort of thing. You can go out, have a drink, see a movie, whatever! I'll put the little squirt(s) to bed. Days best for me are Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays and I charge 15 bucks/hour for up to two kids, three bucks a head after that. I'm great at this job. Your kids will love me and you can relax knowing they're having fun with a dependable person! Talk to you soon! -Crista
Original URL:http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/kid/935322739.html
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Full Time Nanny (Bayonne NJ)
Experienced Nanny looking for a full or part-time position. Willing to work days and/or nights. I can look after children of all ages. My rate is $5 an hour. Please call Alicia @ 551-221-****. Thank you
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Babysitters Club wanted (Plainview)
responsible college student,mature teen,mom with time (as if) needed to babysitt 2 children one 4and one almost 2.emergency days when my sitter cant make it,7 am until 7 pm 40 dollars per day.
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1) NEED CHILD CARE TODAY AND PERMENTLY (Chesapeake)
Hello, I'm needing Childcare for my son Staring TODAY!!!!!,(((((((I need someone in chesapeake only.)))))))) I know this is short notice, my curreent babysitter was turned into CPS today buy another parent and is no longer allowed to watch children.I need childcare startingTONIGHTat 4:PM til 1Opm or so, and than i will need you permently, my work schedule is crazy i mostly work nights. usually from 3pm till 11pm, and sometimes i get called in.so i wouldneed you on call, looking for someone to look after my 2 year old he will be 3 next month. he is a.d.h.d so i would need someone who can handle a lil one well...... need someone to feed him dinner,and give him a bath... (i know its hard to every night) but if u cant on certian nights i understand. and but him to bed,and when i get off i will come and get him, also some nights i do work tiil 1am or 2am, so if on those night if he can stay the night that would help alot, and i would come and get him in the morning,but i would let you know in advance, iam a single mother,so i asking for help........
(((((((((((I do get paid every other week)))))))), so i get paid on November 27th and i would pay you for one week, and after that, i do receive foodstamps so i will help to provide food and snacks..... I can only afford $70-80 a week and if i have to work late hours or a double i will pay you extra.......... please text me or e-mail me............ thanks, niki 757-803-****
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1480418035.html
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2) Babysitter needed for Autistic Child - part time (Seattle)
I'm looking for a very part time babysitter to develop a friendship and working relationship with my son which could possibly develop into more long term, more full time childcare employment. Initially this will be 1-2 hours per week during the late afternoon or evening hours during the week or on weekends. This position is ideal for an individual looking to advance in a career working with Special Needs children.
My son is 8 yrs old and is verbal and very bright and sweet and engaging and helpful. The challenge is to help him manage his frustration which comes up suddenly and often without warning. He manifests this in aggressive outbursts which include hitting, throwing, kicking, biting, spitting, etc. Working with him requires knowledge of or willingness to use safe restraining holds as well as using sensory input to redirect/refocus him. We use Collaborative Problem Solving and you would need to learn this method if you are not familiar with it. He has 2 younger sisters so care could take place in the home but likely would be an outing away from home (any expenses would be covered).
His interests are Pokemon, Legos, graphics manipulation in MS Paint, learning new skills by watching tutorials online, imaginary battles and warrior play. He would like to get more involved in sports and music but has not been able to master teamwork and taking turns and sticking to instructions. He would also like to work on riding a bicycle and playing soccer.
We live right on the south end of Bothell so are just a mile or two away from Kirkland, Woodinville, and Kenmore. The closest bus stop is .75 miles. At this time pay would be cash but possibly, if you are working or planning to get certifications and I am able to get funded, you would be paid through the appropriate agencies in the future. Please contact me via this post to indicate interest and reply with any questions, your desired hourly rate, and references. Compensation: negotiable - depends on experience ($10-$15/hr) Thank you.
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/dmg/1478092325.html
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3) Looking for Pre School for my 4 year old (Seattle)
Hi I'm looking for a affordable Pre School for my Daughter that is 4 years and I only need couple days week or onces week for 3hours at most a day and i need to be with her the whole time and can be of some help to you as long as im with my child small preschool with lots of one on one
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/kid/1484728062.html
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4) need a late night sitter tonight (Seattle)
i am looking for someone to watch my 4 yr old daughter for this evening so i can enjoy a night out. prefer someone with children near same age or a responsible student looking for a little xmas money. $20-30 for evening
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/dmg/1476720208.html
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5) nanny a babysitter or housekeeper (Los Angeles)
"hi everyone my name is jamileth i just started my businesses as a nanny agency i make shure u get the service u need if u want a nanny a babysitter or housekeeper live in live out i could help you i have my businesses from my house i charge no fees to the famalys at all is free to the famalys please feel free to email me jamilethmariona@**** if u have more questions thank you jamileth"
Original URL: none given
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6) Temporary sitter need - make $$$ before Holidays (Madison)
Looking for:
A reliable, person to work who has experience with children and knows how to care for them
and has references.
Is able to work part time about 25-30 hours/week,
on regular set days. Some hours of work to help with basic housecleaning, meal help, errands.
Sitter help needed on week ends,
and M-F, 2-3 AM's
and/or 2 afternoons 3-7 PM
Fri or Sat evening every other week--
if you are available some or all of these hours.
Please APPLY IF:
you are available now, can start immediately, (tomorrow, Mon. 11-23-09)
are available week ends and Mon and Wed 3-7PM.,
have experience as a sitter,
have a car,
leave a # where you can be reached
Please describe yourself and your experience.
Looking for help in our home. Sitters without children please.
Earn $$$ now before the holidays.
Original URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/1477827291.html
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7) Looking for a better family to babysit for (Pasadena)
Hello, I am looking for a better family to babysit for. The one I am babysitting for right now are treating me poorly. I am a timid person who gives respect, but unfortunately I haven't gotten respect back from this family. I have lots of experience, love kids and I'm affordable! Please e-mail me if you are interested in having me help you. Thank you.
Original URL: http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/kid/1481266620.html
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8) Babysitter Needed for Tonight (Tulsa)
I already posted an ad today but that is the wrong email the correct email is kylanmanny@**** I am looking for a babysitter for tonight for my 5 year old son Wesley. Please let me know your rates for overnight or really late, where you live, and your phone number. Thanks Kyla
Original URL: http://tulsa.craigslist.org/kid/1476103660.html
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9) Nanny/housekeeper for DT Seattle (Seattle)
Need a Nanny/house keeper for part time long term gig. Aprox hours are Mon, Tue, Thurs, from noon till 7pm, friday from noon till ten but hours may vary depending on need, to more or less. Will be above 25 a week, but under 40 a week.
Responsibilitys include: Daily house keeping, walking dogs 2-3 times, home schooling and occasional shopping and light cooking. Home schooling is relitively easy just follow directions from the online course with my 9 year old, requires about 23 hours a week. Cleaning is about 3 hours a week. Child is well behaved and helpfull, a joy to be around. The dogs are large, and sweet as well. One is 2 years old one very very old.
Would like someone who has a flexiable schedule, and lives near Downtown Seattle. Hours vary a little day to day, hour less here hour more there. But I can work with you.
Please be reliable, and responisble. You will essentialy be responsible for my kids education, something I dont take litely. So be responsible.
I expect 'at least' 4 hours homework done a day, and about an hour of cleaning a day(dishes, vacuming, light picking up) etc. Also skills with organizing would be great. My place needs organising, if your good at it, I would love for you to re organise the house drawer by drawer cubbord by cubbord. Pay is 9.50 an hour
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/dmg/1481563749.html
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10) Looking for babysitter (New York)
Hii I'm lookin 4 a babysitter for the following days mon wed thur frrom 7 to 730 n Friday 9 to 2
Be fun relliable have reefreence n patients I'm lgot a 2 year old boy a handfull an a 1 year old daughter I'm over protective please bear with me lookng for soon saliary is 120 to 150 week neg price... richmond hill queens or upper eastside manhattan
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/kid/1484745020.html
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11) Live-In $44,000 (already have 2 Live-Out) (D.C.)
$44,000 – Live-in Mature, Possibly Retired Couple
Woodbridge, VA
Seeking a mature couple or highly organized, high-energy, physically capable individual to live in our home to assist me with upkeep and maintenance of the home, housekeeping, and household management and to support my two teens who have Cerebral Palsy, primarily in an on-call capacity. I would really prefer a couple for this job, even if one of them worked during the weekdays but was available to assist with household tasks evenings and weekends, it could be a big help.
We already employ two individuals (who live-out) and come in the afternoons/evenings to assist the children, including dinner, bathing and bedtime activities.
You would be required to provide the following support for the teens:
~ On-call support at night;
~Assist in the mornings before school for 2 hours; Once the kids are in school, you will be on-call until 2pm.
~There are some scheduled tasks throughout the week associated with upkeep/management of the home and children's needs and housekeeping. These are typically accomplished during the weekdays, and require perhaps 4-5 hours per week, maximum.
~1 weekend per month (a parent is present, and you provide interactive support)
~On-call during school days. (The kids are very healthy; they rarely miss school. As long as you stay in the area- -within 15 minutes - you can come and go during the day as you wish)
~Home maintenance and yard work
~One weekend per month, you will work during the day Saturday & Sunday, and be here on-call at night. I am here with the kids, too, and simply need support.
~One weekend per month you are on-call Saturday Noon-5pm . The other two weekends per month you are off from Friday at 2pm - Sunday at 4pm.
During the summer - The two assistants who live out both work full-time. You will work more, managing activities & schedules, etc. Summer is a busier time, but with the two full-time staff; it is more than manageable for an organized person. I am here most days, working from home (and available if really needed) during weekdays.
We are a loving, warm, busy, household, and I am a single mom who cannot manage all of the tasks associated with a big home, yard, kids, work, etc.
Our home is large; you would have your own bedroom, as well as access to the home as any family member would, which includes a home gym, large screen TV, wireless high-speed internet and computer, laundry room and kitchen access, etc.
We live very close to malls, restaurants, community college, and we are a 5 minute walk to a VRE train station (but we are NOT near a Metro). We have ample parking if you have your own car, but we do not provide a car for your personal use, ONLY for use during job-related tasks.
The job pays $44,000 per year. You pay no rent. I ask for $300 monthly to assist with utilities, cable, Internet, etc.
I am seeking someone to LIVE-IN. Please do not apply if you are not available for this. Thank you.
1. You must be at least 18 years old
2. You must be able to lift 100 pounds safely
3. You must be comfortable with performing personal care tasks for a person with a disability.
4. You must be legally able to work in the US and have CURRENT documentation. The program does not allow me to obtain documentation for anyone.
5. You will be required to complete a criminal history check.
6. I require drug screening.
7. You must be able to drive and must have a current, valid driver's license.
8. You will be required to get a TB test.
(Please note that this is paid via a public program, and the 6 items above are required for hiring\payment. Identifying yourself as fitting these requirements if, in fact, you do not may result in non-payment from the Commonwealth of Virginia.)
Original URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/dmg/1480169619.html
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12) Babysitter Needed (Seattle)
I am in need of a babysitter/nanny on Tues 11/24 and Wed 11/25. If you do a good job and everyone looks like they mesh well it is possible that this can turn into a full time 40hr a week job. I need someone available from 1:00 on Tuesday till about 3pm, and on Wed from 9am till about noon. My son's are 3 and 4 years old. On Wed my girls get out of school early, but I should beat them home easily. Pay is $8 an hour. Please email me, tell me about yourself, describe yourself, and give me a good contact number.
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/dmg/1478397798.html
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13) Babysitter (Norfolk)
I am looking for someone to take care of my 4 yr old during the day. My schedule is Monday and Wednesday 9:30-5:45, Tuesday and Friday 9:15-5:30, and Thursday 9:00-5:15.It could either be at my home or I will be able to drop her off. I prefer at my home because I have a 6yr old that would be getting off the bus from school at 3:20 that would also need to be looked after. Salary would be $50 a week reguardless if you do or do not watch them on some days. I never work on Sat. and Sun. and I get all major holidays off. If interested or you have any questions or suggestions on daycare please feel free to contact me at elizabethkalua@****.
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/csr/1477371494.html
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14) nanny needed asap (Seattle)
Hi there i need a nanny asap! I am the nanny for four children ages 10, 7, 4, 1. looking for a wonderful nanny to take care of them and be there for them whatever there needs may be.. the 7 and 10 go to school until three so most of the day its only the little ones. the hours are from 8am-6:30pm.. i know its long... there mother works in seattle and its the drive time that makes the hours so long. Pay will be givin to you by DSHS. roughly around1,250.00-1,300.00 a month and its monthly. light house cleaning is required and cooking too.. just clean up after the kids and make them breakfast lunch and dinner.. they have a schedule that they have had for the last year that will be givin to you so they dont get confused. please call if you are interested or shoot me an email. 253-632-****.. Thanks Amanda.. Starting date would be between dec 7-9.....
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/skc/kid/1484284944.html
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15) wanted fri/sat nanny (Seattle)
HI I am looking for a caring, responsible adult to care for my 3 year old between the hours of 5pm-3am. Must have own transportation. I am looking to pay 40/per day. Please call me at 425-737-**** Thanks Nicole
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/kid/1483171097.html
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16) Full-Time Live In Nanny Position Available (Phoenix)
Nanny,
We are a fun-loving family who needs a special someone to help look after our baby during the day. Mom and Dad both work full time in and outside of the home. We hope you are a happy person who is a positive role model who will actively engage with our baby.
Hours will fluctuate but are generally 9:00am-5:00pm M-F
Feeding and caring for Baby
Very Light housekeeping including baby's laundry
Will have own room and bathroom
Use of pool/spa in the backyard
Use of Pool, Spa, Tennis Courts, and fitness center within neighborhood
Use of Family Car in the evenings (Night school an option) with car insurance paid
Flat Screen TV with cable in room
Own personal laptop with wireless internet
2 weeks paid vacation
$500 stipend towards school
opportunity to travel with family during their vacations
Home located within close distance of 3 community college campuses
Must be able to pass drug test, background check and references required.
Compensation: $800 a month
Original URL: http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/dmg/1469084563.html
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17) looking for spanish speaking nanny (Las Vegas)
we are looking for an older grandmother type spanish nanny that is available to stay in our home from mondays at 3 pm til fridays at 12 noon to help care and bond with our 5 yr old son and helping to maintain a clean home.duties would include housework and light cooking for our son as well as his laundry bathing him and getting him dressed when needed.someone older organized and spanish speaking would be perfect.pay would be 160 cash weekly and this is an easy position.we are laid back and you are able to do things at your own pace.if interested please email.thanks.
Original URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/kid/1484792756.html
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18) Full-Time Nanny Wanted (Las Vegas)
My wife and I are looking to hire a Full-time Nanny to help us take care of our 3 year old son.
A little about our family.
My wife and I are both Lutheran Pastors....Our son is a loving, rambunctious little boy that loves music, and anything physical.
We are looking for someone that would like to become a part of our family and share in helping us take care of our son. Below is a job description of what we are looking for exactly. We do not have much flexibility in ours right now.
The perfect person would be able to pick our son up, drive him to our home, take care of him there until either of us comes home at 5:00pm, but would also be open to someone bringing him back to their home. Please respond to this ad with your resume and contact information, as well as any information that would help us make the best decision. Background checks will be done after an in-person . You can e-mail me directly at tommywalters1001@****
Full Time Nanny
Job Description- Beginning Right Now
1. Qualifications
- Three-Five years working with Toddler Aged children or Non Experience Person
- Loving and playful demeanor
- Ability to enforce rules and boundaries
- Creativity
- Healthy attitude and love for children
2. Responsibilities
- Pick our son up from Pre-school
- Feed our son a healthy lunch
- Give a structured nap-time
- Cleaning once per week. (Mop and sweep floors, do our son’s laundry, vacuum and straighten playroom)
- On occasion run errands for parents
- Play and interact with our son
- Communicate any behavioral issues to parents and work cooperatively in raising our child.
3. Hours/Compensation
- 16.5 hours per week.
- Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,Thursday.Friday and Saturay, 11:30am-5:00pm
- $40 per hour, paid twice per month
Original URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/kid/1481871134.html
Note: This is a WTF in the other direction... $40/hr?!
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19) Need Nanny in Alaska!! ASAP (Reno)
Hello, My family is originally from the Nevada Reno area, we are living in Palmer Alaska now and we are in need of someone to live in our home and help with the kids. My husband is in Reno area working until the middle of March and I work on call nights here in Alaska. If you want a change in your life and want to move to Alaska where the economy is better please let me help you do this. I would like a long term person, but need someone to sign contract at least until March. I have 3 kids. I will provide room and board, food, and a weekly stipend of $100 to 150 a week. Thanks for your time.
Original URL: http://reno.craigslist.org/kid/1482246236.html
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20) After School care needed 51st & 193rd (Tulsa)
I am in need of someone to watch 8 year old boy from about 4:00-6:30 Monday-Friday. Most days someone would most likely be home before 6:30. We are in the Johanna Woods neighborhood in Broken Arrow. This would be an ideal job for a teenager. I will consider anyone 12 and older as long as they have the maturity level for a job like this. All it would involve is being here when he got off the bus anytime between 4:00 & 4:15 and just making sure he follows his daily after school routine of doing his homework and chores...no cooking or cleaning. He is a very well behaved and low maintenance child. I would either be home from work by 6:00 to 6:30 or my fiance would be here as soon as he gets out of his classes.
I can only offer about $40 a week right now until I get my finances back in order...have been laid off since March...but this is a great opportunity for a young teen who wants some extra money. They could bring their homework and do it while supervising him. Thanks so much.
Original URL: http://tulsa.craigslist.org/kid/1471401398.html
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21) Childcare needed in my home (Sacramento)
I need childcare for my 1 1/2 yr old son in my home m-f every other week. I need someone who is able to be there by 4:15 every morning. I need to be at work by 5am. I will be home by 2:30. I can pay 100.00 per week. My girlfriend will also be in the home while you are with my son. If interested please reply with resume. Thank You, Stephanie
Original URL: http://sacramento.craigslist.org/kid/1479345024.html
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22) Part time Nanny needed for 3 little ladies! (Minneapolis)
We're looking for a loving, part time nanny to help us out! Job requires 18-20hrs a week. We have 4 girls, ages 10, 3, and 1. (twins age 3) I was a stay at home mom for 4 years and just recently started working part time. Our twins have Cystic Fibrosis, so there are a few special requirements on their behalf. (this is not a debilitating disease, but it does need to be maintained with medications, breathing treatments, a special diet, and most of all by infection control!!!) They are just like any other normal, rambunctious 3yr olds otherwise. All the girls love music, dancing, puzzles, movies, books, and just being little princesses! There is some cleaning involved in the job, but mostly basic housekeeping, ie, dishes, keeping the toys picked up, and ocassional vaccuuming, swiffering, and mopping. We are a very loving family and until recently, only had family in our home to care for our children. We will do thorough interviews before we decide on that perfect play pal!! Pay will be somewhat negotiable, but we are looking for more of a $5-$10 pay range. Please contact me with any more questions or to set up a time to meet!!!!
Original URL: http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/dak/kid/1478182597.html
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23) Occasional Babysitter needed (Madison)
We are looking for an occasional babysitter for our two boys in our home for weekends and occasional evenings. Our boys are 3 and 8. The 8 year old is pretty much self sufficient and very easy to "babysit". Our 3 year old is potty trained. We are looking for someone who can come to our home (don't need to have own transportation). We're looking for a fun loving person who will be here to PLAY with our kids. They both love to play and have fun, so those are definitely requirements for you too. We pay $5.00/hour and are really just needing the occasional sitter, mainly weekend nights when we need a night out. (it can get late)
Please reply to this posting if you are interested and we can set a time up to meet and for you to meet our kids and them to meet you! Thanks.
Original URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/1478029686.html
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24) NANNY NEEDED $30 per day (UWS/NY)
hello to everyone who reads this please read carefully.....we are looking for someone to come to our home on 200 DYCKMAN ST to take care of our 4 month old baby girl....here's the thing its not going to be everyday sometime it maybe 2 or 3 times a week and somethimes it may only be 1 day we can only pay $30 per day so this may be something for someone who's at stay at home or have alot of free time...we will also like some who can speak english and local..please reply only if interested we are a very nice couple who really need the help....thanks adelene22@****
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/kid/1479799230.html
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25) I NEED A SITTER (Las Vegas)
LOOKING FOR A SITTER IN MY NW HOME THURS 4PM-11PM FRI 130PM-1130PM SAT 530PM-1130 SUN4PM-1030PM & MON 330-9PM. I CAN ONLY AFFORD $75.00 A WEEK. ONLY SERIOUS INTRESTS ONLY PLEASE CALL AMY @ 702-612-**** THANK YOU Original URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/kid/1481240721.html

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26) $75 a week for 35 hours of work? (Las Vegas)
how can anyone think someone is going to drive to their home, take care of their children 35 hours a week for $75.00 that is $2.15 an hour. i certainly can't live on that.
Original URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/kid/1481536271.html
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1) Babysitter needed two nights this weekend in strip hotel (Las Vegas)
we will be coming to vegas this weekend friday 2/27 to sunday 3/1 i have two boys ages 3,5 and 6 that go to sleep at 7/8pm and sleep well i need babysitter for both nights for few hours at the time approximately 7pm till 12am or so (i can be little flexible) i need somebody with good experience, and references you will need to provide your own transportation contact me asap with contact info and your rate thank you ula
Original URL: :http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/kid/1049331498.html
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2) Nanny who won't steal your husband (SM/BH/Malibu)
I am older , but very fit , and young at heart .. I have been a nanny for fifteen years , I drive , am great with modern discipline , like dogs and cats ..voted for Barack . I am Irish , funny and friendly , with references , and background recently checked ... I don't smoke , and rarely drink , I do alot of yoga , reading .
Original URL: :http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/kid/1051068219.html
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3) babysiting in my home Park Slope (Park Slope)
Hello, I live in Park Slope, 31 years old F. 6th ave 12 th Street I can babysit 2-3 kids at my place, I have 2bd apt and enoff spaice for it, also I am an artist/painter and we can have lots of fun with making arts and crafts, have all nedeed suplice. can be contacted 609 289 **** Kat.
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/dmg/1052692628.html
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4) I need a sitter for 3 hours (Huntington)
hi any high or middle school kids wana earn $25? all u have to do is watch my 1 yr daughter from 7-930pm tonight . no work just play with her and keep her company.. my sis is there so u wont be alone.. email me or call 631-896-**** shantel ... just to be sure its $25 for the whole 2..1/2 hours not $25 per hour.
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/dmg/1053193962.html
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5) Seeking morning BBsitter (tomorrow) around 6:30am (Aliso Viejo)
Greetings: I am a single mom seeking a babysitter around 6:30 - 8-8:15am in the morning if possible. I have 3 boys, one of which is a high school senior who has to leave home at 6:30 to go school because he has an early class. I need someone to come to my apartment in Aliso Viejo and get my 4 & 5 year-old dressed and take them to daycare in Lake Forest, close to the 5. Please email me and let me know what experience you ave working with children. My 4 year-old has a speech delay but is a very sweet kid so you have to be very patient and loving. You must have a valid DL/Car Insurance and CPR certified wouldn't be a bad idea although they don't eat until they go to school. Thanks
Original URL: None Given
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6) I need a babysitter tonight! (620/183)
I am looking for someone who can watch my kids ages 2 years and 4 months in my home tonight. I'm planning on going out around 9 and comeing home around 3. I can only afford around $30 for the night, but the kids will either be asleep when you get here, or go to sleep very soon after, so you won't really have to watch them. Just be in the apartment with them. Please contact me ASAP. If everything goes well, I would like to be able to go out about once a week, so there will be regular work.
Original URL: :http://austin.craigslist.org/dmg/1044357486.html
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7) Supernanny and Boy Wonder..... (Upper East Side)
Dedicated, loving, and reliable single mom in her fourties is looking to be a part of your family. Seeking full time live in position (with 7 year old son) Able to devote full time attention to children, homework, play dates and projects. Prefer a family with older school aged children. Great with pre teens and teens. Bi lingual, fluent Italian. Have my own Business (can be worked on late nights not during school hours) Have training in early childhood and psychology. cooking ranges from Mac and Cheese to Gourmet. Great at organizing parties and events, for Children and adults alike. Light housekeeping. No Laundry *and that is for your benefit* I will shrink the cloths and make them pink! No dogs please . Cats and other pets ok. Looking to start ASAP. Upper West side near my sons school. Email me if interested. Thanks
Original URL: :http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/kid/1050995553.html
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8) I need a dependable sitter in my home (Washington/Nellis)
I need a sitter to work in my home 2 days a week. I need them to clean up after 3 kids and to help do laundry. The kids are 1 1/2, 4 1/2 and 6 yrs. I will need someone from 5:15 A.M. to 3:00 P.M. on Monday and Tuesday. if interested then please contact me for more details. Must be able to be around smokers and pets.
Original URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/kid/1047056075.html
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9) Babysitter needed (SF Bay)
I need a babysitter for a wedding on March 15th from 7pm until 11pm. The bride is willing to pay 15 dollars an hour. There will be no more than 8-10 children under 7 years old. The main duty is to supervise the kids table, and watch over them when they go outside to play. Please submit a resume if you are interested. FYI. a background check will be performed. I am willing to pay 15 dollars an hour. A total of $ 60 for all 4 hours. A Meal is not included.
Original URL: :http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/dmg/1047302478.html
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10) Babysitter needed (Paterson NJ)
My Fiance and I are in need of a daytime babysitter, between the hours of 9am-5pm, Monday-Friday. Exceptions would be school closings, holidays, etc.. We are both Professionals. I am a Pre-K teacher and my fiance is a Dir. of Operations. We are seeking someone who is able to come to our home. Everything would be made available to you. We have two beautiful girls - ages 8 mos and 2 1/2 yrs - who are well-behaved and very bright. They have routines which are pretty set, so there wouldn't be much of a problem with that. At 3:15, you would have additional help from my step-son, who is a great kid. He will be available after his homework is finished, should he have any. I work very close to home, so I would be the primary contact person should there be an emergency or other issues. What's available to you: Driveway to park your car Front porch, back porch Back Yard IO Triple Play -Cable in all rooms, including the girls' room -Internet in MBR -Cordless Home Phones Food & Drinks -Whatever there is to eat and/or cook (if you cook), microwave, gas range -Whatever there is to drink, in-home water purification system **Anything else will be discussed** You should be: Experienced Educated Friendly, out-going Good with girls - having a girl(s) a + Willing to choose your words correctly around the girls **Anything else wiil be discussed** Should you have children of your own who are infant/toddler age, that is welcome, yet they should have some Social/Emotional development. Please feel free to contact through email. We can also be reached toll free at 877-434-****. Say: Line 2 and leave a brief message regarding your call and a callback number and best time time to call.
Original URL: http://newjersey.craigslist.org/kid/1051931776.html
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11) Free room in Belmont for Nanny (Belmont)
We are looking for a nanny for our 5-year old son, Billy. He is a wonderful, bright and expressive boy who loves to dance and play. In exchange for 40 hours of childcare from Monday through Friday, 9am to 5 pm, you'll will get a private bedroom, free utilities including satellite TV, heat, water. You will have all weekends and nights off to do as you please. You should have some experience taking care of children. Please reply with your resume and also the names and phone numbers of 3 references. We look forward to meeting with you. Vera, Bob, Lev and Billy
Original URL: http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/dmg/1048891727.html
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12) NIGHTIME/OVERNIGHT BABYSITTER NEEDED ASAP! (Essex)
I AM LOOKING FOR A NIGHT TIME BABYSITTER AND OVERNIGHT BABYSITTER FOR MY THREE-YEAR OLD SON: REQUIREMENTS – MUST READ BEFORE RESPONDING:
1. MUST HAVE EXPERIENCE WORKING WITH CHILDREN 2. MUST NOT HAVE ANY PETS 3. HOME MUST BE SMOKE-FREE 4. MUST LIVE IN A SAFE AREA 5. MUST LIVE NO MORE THAN 10 MILES FROM ESSEX, MD - NO OWINGS MILLS, REISTERTOWN, ETC...6. MUST NOT BE INFECTED WITH VERMIN OR RODENTS 7. MUST HAVE A SAFE ENVIRONMENT FOR MY SON TO SLEEP 8. MUST BE AT LEAST 24 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER! NO EXCEPTIONS!!!!! 9. DRAMA AND STRESS FREE!! I do not need someone every night, nor do I necessarily need them every week. He currently goes to daycare, but I often have to travel for work. I need someone this Tuesday, February 24, 2009 night – Wednesday – February 25, 2009. Additionally, I will be needing someone who I can call on emergency basis. I am a single-mother; therefore, I need someone who is flexible with hours. I pay a flat fee - $30/overnight (from 7-7 respectably) and $20/night care (7 or 8pm until 3-4am). I bring all of his food, pull-ups, etc… DO NOT REPLY UNLESS YOU MEET THE SPECIFIC REQUIREMENTS!
Original URL: http://baltimore.craigslist.org/kid/1043916069.html
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13) CHILDCARE IN MY HOME $15.00 PER CHILD (South Austin)
Hi my name is Veronica and I have a 2yr old son and a 7yr old son who goes to school during the day.I have a wondeful clean home with a private backyard for the children to play and run around.I have plenty of children books for the children and I also have plenty of toy..I got walkers and bouncers for my younger one that are learing how to walk.I PROVIDE HOT MEALS AND SNACKS.On Fridays we order pizza and watch movies and relax because it Friday..Sometimes the children and I will bake cookies and make hot choclate and sit at the table and laugh and tell stories.We also do arts and crafts.I do have a playstaion for the older children to use..We have a swingset outside and some bikes for the toddlers and also some fisher prices playset like kitchens and a little workshop with a basketball court.We also have alot of inside toys..Diapers and wipes with a changing table and a playpin and crib....My ages range from Newborn thru 12yrs old.For my children that do go to school I would let them do there homework first then they can play so when they get home they can have some family time together..If you ever want to go out on the town with your loved one,or just go out with friends or stay home and relax..ect and you need someone to watch your children please dont hesitate to call me I am avaiable 24 hrs..Even on weekend.I can also watch then overnight if you need me too..So please call me if you have any questions it dont matter the time...I look foward to speaking with you...Thank you again,Veronica...512-300-****...Please call me anytime dont worry about the time..I look foward to speaking with you..Thank You again,Veronica..512-300-****
Original URL: :http://austin.craigslist.org/kid/1044449162.html
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14) I'm still looking for Childcare.... I NEED some ASAP (Cedar Park Leander)
I'm very thankful for all the people who have offered to watch my child. But none of you live within the ranges that I asked for. I really need it to be within 10 minutes TOPS from my home. I need childcare starting NOW My LAST provider told me that she is no longer able to provide care for me. I need someone Monday-Friday from 5:30am-5:00pm (I'm looking for someone who won't go back to sleep after she is dropped off even when she goes back to sleep). I'm sorry but I can only pay $120 a week (so please don't email me if you're just going to ask for more) and I ask that you please provide all meals. Please email me if you have an open spot. I need someone no further than Lakeline Mall or Passed the Leander Library. I can meet anytime tonight. I have to find someone SOON. I cannot afford a last weeks tuition or registrations fees, I'm sorry. I'm a single mother. I would like to find someone who is willing to stay awake while my daughter sleeps. I just feel more at ease that way. I don't mean to sound harsh or come off as I don't care. I just want to feel comfortable and I won't be if I know someone is sleeping while my child sleeps. Please contact me asap. If I don't have someone soon I could lose my job. PLEASE HELP ME.
Original URL: :http://austin.craigslist.org/kid/1051560376.html
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15) Childcare Helper needed (August) ~ Your child welcome (Lockhart)
Childcare helper needed ~ Your child welcome My husband and I are expecting our first child in June and will need childcare starting sometime late-August to mid-September. I am not sure when a good time to start looking for child care is....but some friends told me to start now. Here is some info about my family and what we are looking for. Please let me know if you are interested! My husband & I both work for Dell from home. We cannot be the primary care giver during business hours. We typically start work between 8-9 and "go home" between 4-5 Monday - Friday. We both have some flexibility, so we can work around any events...etc you have going on. We are also open to you bringing your child(ren). Because we will be home with you most of the time, we are willing to take applicants with no experience. We can work with you and hopefully become a great reference for you in the future! This is a great opportunity for a SAHM who wants some extra income. Our expectations for you: • Infant CPR Certification or the willingness to obtain it within 30 days. • Reliable transportation to get to/from work. • Clean driving record & criminal history. Willing to submit to drug testing. • Be professional and reliable. Be able to work on a schedule while being a bit flexible when needed. • A genuine love of children and infants, and a desire to interact with them consistently. • Wide variety of activities to do with the children ~ for learning & fun ~ No TV will be allowed! • Intelligent, creative, energetic, and motivated to learn. • Pick up after the baby (children's laundry, cleaning up after kids, washing bottles, etc.) • Love dogs. We have a wonderful small basset hound that loves people and loves to play. • Provide documentation about your children’s health including shot records. Salary / Benefits • $130 per week • 2 week paid time off (for sick days or vacation) • Paid Holidays including 1 week off for Christmas • Holiday Bonus (after a year of service) • Paid overtime as needed • Transportation budget
Original URL: http://austin.craigslist.org/kid/1042084515.html
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16) Now and Later (Austin)
Hi! I'm a single mom to a 3 y.o. little girl, and I'm looking for an occasional sitter for some weekends. Somehow I went from 3 sitters almost always there when I needed one to..none. One grew up and started a social life, one disappeared indefinitely due to family business, and one began traveling for work more often. I don't have much family in the area so, I really don't get out all that often or as often as I would like, which is maybe why I'm still single! lol But there are certainly times when I need a break and she needs time away from me as well. I don't have all that much money to spend, again keywords 'single parent', so I can't afford the higher rates that some charge plus the cost to get to where I'm going. I'm used to paying anywhere from $25-$40 for overnight stays; so if anyone is comfortable with that amount, please let me know and we can talk. I do prefer overnight stays if at your home, so that I don't have to wake anybody up (esp. lil ones), and if I choose to have cocktails, I refuse to drive with her in the car. It's not a must, but I would prefer to find someone who has child(ren); not necessarily her exact age, but at least for her to interact with; A clean home is a must, animals are fine. We don't have any, but she loves them! If anyone is a smoker, it needs to be outside the house though. What sparked this, is that I had a date tomorrow night and ended up with no sitter. Not sure if it's too short of notice to resume my plans now, but hoping to have another sitter option so this happens less often. I live a little South of downtown, but will go South or North within reason (Buda-RR). Hope to hear from someone :)
Original URL: http://austin.craigslist.org/kid/1043796384.html
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17) In need of summer care for 9 year old boy (Cedar Park)
==PLEASE READ THE ENTIRE AD AND MAKE SURE YOU'RE WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR. I'm not willing to bend on any of the things I'm looking for or the price I can afford. I have this price because it's ALL I can afford. I have what I'm looking for because it's what I'm looking for. Please be within the areas that I've explained. Anything else WILL NOT WORK!!I know that summer is still a few months off but I'm starting my search now. I'll need summer care for my 9 year old son for the entire summer. He's very respectful and says "yes ma'am", "no ma'am", "please" and "thank you". However, with that being said, he is just still a 9 year old. What I'm getting at is I'm looking for someone who is active. If he sits in front of a tv too long he'll get bored. I don't want him playing video games all day. If you even allow that, please only allow him TWO hours the entire day! I'll need someone who can watch him from 7:30am-6:30pm. Mon-Fri ONLY, never weekends or nights. PLEASE KNOW that most days I do get off work at 5:30, however, there are the days where I'm there till 6. So on those days I need to know that a 6:30pm pick-up is okay. I'll never know ahead of time the days I'm there until 6pm---it just happens. If you live in Carriage Hills though I could have my 16 year old pick him up around 4:30pm. A little about what I'm looking for:Other kids around his age (boys or girls)==THIS IS A MUSTSomeone who offers field trips at least a few times a week--(a local park would do just fine)NO teenagers--THIS IS A MUSTPlease be at least Listed with the State (I will check to see if you're on the State website)THIS IS A MUCHI don't want him forced to stay outside all day though--the heat is no joke in Texas.CPR cert. is not required, although some knowledge would be greatI can only afford $75 a week (please don't email me if you're planning on charging more) I'm sorry, that's all I can afford. I'll provide ALL his meals and drinks! If you think you can work with me, please let me know. I need someone who is located in Carriage Hills (this would be ideal) or Crystal Falls, Blockhouse Creek, Bagdad................that general location. I hope to hear from you soon.
Original URL: :http://austin.craigslist.org/kid/1044172496.html
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18) Live in Nanny (Wyckoff)
NEED SOMEONE TO COME IN AND LOVE OUR CHILDREN. NEED TO WORK PART TIME HOURS IN THE OFFICE AND PART TIME HOURS FROM HOME. HUSBAND WORKS FULL TIME OUT OF THE HOUSE. 3 KIDS - ONE GOES TO SCHOOL AND THE OTHER 2 ARE EASY MOST OF THE TIME. NANNY WOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO DO EVERYTHING, BUT BE MY ASSISTANT MORE THAN ANYTHING. WILL HAVE YOUR OWN SPACE IN THE EVENINGS. OWN TV AND INTERNET ACCESS WILL NOT WORK MORE THAN 40 HRS PER WEEK! SALARY: $200 PER WEEK
Original URL: :http://newjersey.craigslist.org/dmg/1053519184.html
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19) Need overnight sitter for 4 kids (219th & brx blvd)
Seeking overnight sitter for 4 kids. Ages 3 and 6 they will be fed and asleep and two twin girls- 2 months old, they will need feeding and to be changed in the night. I am seeking someone who lives fairly close and has experience with babies. The hours are 8pm-5am. 3-4 nights per week. I can afford to pay $60 per night which equals... $180-240 per week 3/4 nights $720-960 per month 3/4 nights IMPORTANT: NEED TO LIVE IN BRONX, THIS WILL BE IN MY HOUSE NOT YOURS. THANKS.
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/kid/1052021247.html
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20) FULL TIME Summer break IN HOME Sitter wanted (Cambridge WI)
Looking for responsible young adult to watch one 9 year old boy for a FULL TIME summer commitment in our home only. Would start first day on Thursday June 11th and continue to last day needed, Friday August 28th. Hours would be 6:45 am until 4:45 pm, Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays. Wednesdays and Fridays hours would be 6:45 am until 5:30 pm. Days off and half days off (are unpaid).Would be off all day June 25th and 26th. Would be off afternoon of July 10th, and entire week off July 13th - July 17th. Additional days off with advance notice no problem! No preference for either male or female, as long as young adult is R-E-S-P-O-N-S-I-B-L-E. Our home is around Lake Ripley would prefer someone in the same town! TRANSPORTATION TO AND FROM OUR HOME IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY. We would also prefer someone with reliable transportation, (although not necessary to transport child), knowledge of CPR, and a tolerance for a sometimes messy house! Would be expected to help out with breakfast, make light lunches, keep child entertained, and possibly load the dishwasher along with asking child to pick up after himself. Child likes to bike around the lake, play tennis at the beach, shoot basketball, fish and swim off pier (close to house,) foosball, wii, computer games, go kart and walk his dogs. We are offering $100.00 every full week and $20.00 every full day and $10.00 every half day, paid cash every Friday. We would really like to find a young adult who possibly would return for care next summer as well, if things go good! Please email with child sitting experience and a good day/time to set up an interview. We are hoping to have someone officially hired no later than end April. Thanks!
Original URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/dmg/1041645988.html
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21) Wanted part-time babysitter 9am-2pm M-F (Pioner Crossing East)
I need an honest, caring, and trustworthy babysitter part-time. M-F 9 am - 2pm. My baby is 6 months old and she's very easygoing. Please send the pics of your house. The rate is $4/hr ($20 per day).
Original URL: :http://austin.craigslist.org/kid/1051555005.html
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22) Babysitter (Fresno)
I am looking for a babysitter who can travel to the North East Fresno area. I live on Cedar and Sheperd. I work swing shift 5pm-130am, so I need someone who will be available to babysit at my place from Monday-Friday (early Saturday) 430pm to 2am. I have 1 school age child. I will give you more details later. You are welcome to eat what's in the kitchen and as I go shopping if there is certain things you would like I'd be happy to oblige. Currently I can pay $200 a month. If you are interested, please reply with your childcare experience, location, and at least 2 references. I will get back to you as soon as I can. Thank you. ~V
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23) BABYSITTER NEEDED (Wallburg/Winston Salem)
NEED BABYSITTER IN MY HOME FROM 7:30 AM TILL 2:00 PM MONDAY -FRIDAY WILL PAY $90-100 DOLLARS PER WEEK MUST BE WILLING TO PLAY WITH AND ALSO TEACH OUR ALMOST 2 YEAR OLD BOY HE'S ALOT OF FUN IF INTERESTED PLEASE SEND YOUR RESUME AND REFERENCES TO MABE1683@**** WE WILL BE LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING YOU THANKS!!
Original URL: http://winstonsalem.craigslist.org/kid/1044922630.html
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24) Childcare (Fresno)
Hello I am currently looking for childcare. I work full time and my husband works part time and his hours change from week to week. I have a 2 year old boy and I am having a baby in May so I will need someone to watch him untill May 1st when I leave for maternity leave and after that, the days will be here and there just when I need to go to doctors appointments.When I return to work from maternity leave I will need you to watch him and the new baby.We are looking for someone who charges $15-23 a day.We prefer someone who doesn't charge for the days he's not being watched, this might have to be a stay at home mom who is not licensed. Our christian faith values are extremely important to us so we would like for you to teach them those values as well. We would prefer if it is in your home. If you would like to know more details or discuss anything please call me at 559-412-****. My name is Sarah
Original URL: None Given
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25) Nanny needed (New Haven)
My husband and I are looking for a professional nanny, not a babysitter. We are looking for an adult, no teenagers, with over 5 years full time nanny experience. Certification in CPR a must! Must have your own vehicle and a clean driving record. My daughter is 5 years old and was in full time pre-school, however she is considered gifted and the preschool was not offering her much, so we took her out. We are looking for a woman who can expand her knowledge into all things not just "by the book" education. We are looking into a gifted program for her when she starts kindergarten, if we can find one we will only need you part time, if we can't find one we will need you full time. Although she is only five my daughter will surprise you. She can read a newspaper and know all her multiplication tables. I must warn you she is very detailed, so if you spend a day plopped down in front of the TV she will tell us. I want constant interaction with her, also I will need you to take her to places to blow off some of that kid energy, playgrounds etc. Right now we are looking at $150 weekly to start and after we discover a gifted kindergarten program your pay will go down to $100 weekly. If we can't find such a program then we will raise the pay to $250 weekly. Please be intelligent, speak English, but perhaps have knowledge of a second language to teach our daughter. No "under the table" lookers. We will be taking taxes out of your pay. We will offer 1 week paid vacation after the first 90 days. Please have a clean appearance, no obvious tattoos or piercings. Background check, social security affirmation, and credit check will be performed on you. There will be no housework required. Let us take care of the dust, you just concentrate on my daughter. All we ask is that you put any used dishes in the dishwasher. Please reply to this email, if you do not hear back from me means that you were disqualified.
Original URL: http://newhaven.craigslist.org/kid/1045214293.html
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26) Needing part time nanny (Dayton TX)
I am needing someone to care for my 3 month old daughter in my home 2 to 3 days a week from 6am to around 7pm. Days of week will differ but may sometimes include saturdays and sundays. I am willing to pay $125 a week but this price is negotiable. Please email me if you are interested. Serious applicants only!
Original URL: :http://houston.craigslist.org/kid/1049498542.html
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*The following Post contains an Ad from CL and an e-mail, from the same person, sent to a Mother:

27) Looking to care for a baby or toddler in my home for $5 an hour (Westchester) And am flexible on that if you're strapped. Or I can go a flat rate. The most I would ask for is $300 a month, day, night, or overnight. I have 37 years experience with babies and toddlers. I miss having one around (the last one I had from 18 months to 3 is now in a pre-school program) so I would welcome one full time or on call preferably between 1 and 3 years old. I pick up grade school girls in the afternoon from school and bus stop and either drive them home or to after school activities. All of them love babies but you would have to be comfortable with me taking him or her in the car to get them. I live in Westchester at La Tijera & the 405 by Ladera Center. My apartment is set up for a baby or toddler. I have a high chair, crib, stroller, car seat, food, extra clothes, sippy cups, diapers ( cloth ) and loads of toys and books. I also have an indoor washer /Dryer so you will never take home dirty clothes. When I'm not with a child I volunteer at a classic car museum every day except Monday when I sit for my 2 year old twin niece and nephew. I make my own hours at the museum and have total flexibility with it so I can take him or her with as much advance notice as you get be it 24 hours or 24 minutes. I can also do data entry work for the museum from home. There is one other thing. I don't cook and go out to dinner every night ( if it's ever at night) I won't charge any extra for feeding yours. Sometimes I order separately and other times I just share. If you think this could possibly work please contact me when you receive this,please feel free to ask me anything at all.
I'm looking forward to hearing from you.
*The e-mail:
I would love to do this!
I have 37 years experience with infants & toddlers. I miss caring for one (the last one I had from 18 months to 3 is now in a pre-school program) so I would welcome one on a permanent or temporary / on-call basis(perfect for your situation) preferably between 1 and 3 years old.
My last job was taking care of a 3 year old that I started with at 18 months old. I had her virtually 24 /7 Her father went to school during the day and drove a shuttle for LAX at night so I always had her early in the morning into late at night..often he wouldn't finish before midnight.
Previous to that and I took care of a two year old girl who I started with when she just turned one. She moved out of state when she was 2 1/2. I also had her just as much.
And if you ever wanted to bring her to me....I live by LAX. I live in the only ground floor apartment of a 16 unit building. That is important for two reasons: (1) there are no steps inside or leading to outside or the garage. There are two steps outside the building but those can be bypassed by a handicap ramp next to it. and (2) it stays cool all the time. It's air conditioned but in the 71/2 years I've lived here I have never turned it on. The building is Spanish with stained glass windows in the kitchen and dining area. I also have a balcony and I'm the assistant manager of the building.
It's a very quiet building and street. It's a great walking neighborhood for taking her out in the stroller or holding her hand. The apartment itself is a 1 bedroom but very spacious and not at all cramped. I have a crib in my bedroom and lots of stuffed animals toys and books in the bedroom plus a huge toy box that stays in a closet.
My apartment is set up for a baby or toddler. I have a high chair, crib, stroller, car seat, food, extra clothes, sippy cups, diapers ( cloth ) and loads of toys and books. I also have an indoor washer /Dryer so you will never take home dirty clothes.I pick up grade school girls in the afternoon from school and bus stop and either drive them home or to after school activities. All of them love babies but you would have to be comfortable with me taking her in the car to get them.
There is one other thing. I don't cook and go out to dinner every night ( if it's ever at night) I won't charge any extra for feeding yours. Sometimes I order separately and other times I just share.
I charge $5 an hour and am flexible on that if you're strapped. Or I can go a flat rate. The most I would ask for is $400 a month, day, night, or overnight. ( I have other income and don't do this for the money) if it's ever overnight, I don't charge once the baby is asleep. ( in other words no fee between say 9 PM to 7 AM or whenever they go to bed and wake up)
There is one other thing. I don't cook and go out every night.with me. I won't charge any extra for feeding yours. Sometimes I order separately and other times I just share.
If it could possibly work, tell me about her; What she likes to eat, play with, what she weighs and what size clothes she wears, if she likes books, how much she's talking, nap /sleep schedule, potty trained or any interest in it and anything else you feel is pertinent about her.
I'm looking forward to hearing from you. Paul
Original URL: None Given
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28) Part time Babysitter (North Natomas)
I am seeking a P/T Babysitter/Nanny for my 9 month old daughter. The position is Wed-Fri from 8:15 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. on most days. There are days that my hours are not as long but it just all depends. Could later work into a F/T M-F position if desired by both parties, however, for now, it is only P/T. The pay is $40 per day. I am expecting my second child so I definitely need somebody who is comfortable watching two children, however, the baby will come to work with my for the first several months. Light housekeeping would be a plus. Please e-mail me with your experience, references, and a little bit about yourself. Serious inquiries only. Thank you
Original URL: http://sacramento.craigslist.org/dmg/1050725636.html

*Response from angry CL reader:

RE: Part time Babysitter/Nanny Needed/Slave Wages (North Natomas)
So, let me get this straight-for 10 hours of work per day watching your beloved child, you want to pay $4.00 per hour? Oh, and don't forget to do some cleaning also. Then, in a couple of months, another BABY to watch for $4.00 an hour. I wouldn't let someone who would work for $4.00 and hour watch MY DOG! What kind of quality childcare do you think you will get ? I will tell you. You will get some druggie hooker who will rip you off, ignore your precious child and have her druggie friends over to party while you are at work. Good grief woman! Children are a precious gift who look to their mom to protect and take GOOD care of them. You need to rethink this situation before something happens that you regret.
Original URL: :http://sacramento.craigslist.org/dmg/1050820507.html
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1) Live-in domestic (PBC)
We are looking for a special woman for a live-in position. Taking care in and around the house as well as the lawn and pets. We would like to find an accomodating woman. Compensation include a salary plus private apt. including all utilities.
Original URL: http://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/dmg/1089643723.html

* The Nanny that responded to the above Ad received this:
From: wellingtonbill1961@****
The position is a 40 – 45 hour a week job. It involves taking care of the property including a little bit of housework such as doing some laundry sometimes, cleaning the bathrooms once a week, and maybe doing some light cleaning. It also includes a lot of yard work. Mowing the grass, edging, weed eating, pulling weeds, fertilizing, tending the garden, and such. The position also includes caring for our 2 horses, which includes cleaning their stalls and feeding them. I would like to find a special woman who can do that, and also be open to my sexual advances. I am a very nice, well mannered, and attractive man. In exchange, we offer a clean, beautiful, and private detached apartment, plus a salary, vacation, 401k, and insurance. The Apartment comes with all paid utilities plus high speed Internet and Direct TV. The apartment is located on the premises. I can make a vehicle available for the right person. I am being forthright in my job description. You will find that I am a very respectful person, and would ask the same in return. If this sounds like a position that you would be interested in, please send me a picture of yourself and a phone number. All applications are taken in confidence
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2) Hey! I can babysit your kids (ATX)
I am a 20 year old tree hugging, child loving care provider. Looking for a 4:20 friendly family of hippies like myself. Very into organic f00dz and animals of all walks. Holla back
(see attached CL photo)
Original URL: http://austin.craigslist.org/kid/1090780327.html
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3) Looking for a Nanny (Poulsbo)
I am looking to find a permanent nanny for my two children (5 & 7 yrs). I require a free, 4-hr trial run session to see how things will work out. I cannot afford to pay every applicant until I find the right fit. If after the trial run, you like my children, and they like you, and everything ran smoothly, you could potentially be our new nanny! After you are hired on, I would at that time be able to pay you $5 hr. I know that's not much, but times are tough. Once I am making more, I will probably be able to pay more. I don't mind if you have your own children, the more the merrier!
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/kit/kid/1090854201.html
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4) Plus size Nanny with a heart of gold (Newport Beach)
I posted my size in the title because people often judge according to outward appearance and I just want it known that while I may be plus sized I can still do all that you need done and more! You won't have to worry about your husband around me unless he likes large women but I would never betray you in that sense or myself! I am not a home wrecker. The main thing is your children will adore me. I hope to hear from you.
Original URL: http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/kid/1085773724.html
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5) Mother's Helper/Personal Assistant/Housekeeper (Rainier Beach)
My "to do" list is too long and the day is too short. I have two small children, a too small house, and much too much stuff. I have been trying to organize and pack for a move to an even smaller house, in the midst of the renovation of that tiny house, while doing the legwork and the groundwork for demolishing our current house, all while running around after my busy, messy little boys. Hmm...what's that all add up to? DISASTER! I surrender - it's time to call in some help. Ideally, I would like to hire someone willing and able to do whatever is needed each visit - childcare, organizing, purging, packing, helping me lift and haul larger items, day-to- day housecleaning including dishes and laundry, more in-depth cleaning as we uncover several years' worth of dust bunnies and abandoned sippy cups... and other assorted, targeted projects as they arise. Not all simultaneously, of course. In other words, we need someone who has made running a busy household look easy, who can wrestle order from chaos, and is prepared for some intense work early on, and perhaps a lighter workload as things improve and settle down in our lives. You must be able to work independently as well as right alongside me, be resourceful, caring and not afraid of a mess, because we have a big one on our hands right now! If you are understanding, with a sense of humor, that would be great, and certainly will make your time around us easier. My sons are 4 years old and 20 months old and are amazingly wonderful little balls of energy. Our house is non-smoking and pet-free. I will work to be fair and flexible, respectful and reliable in all our dealings. If you can promise the same, and can roll up your sleeves and turn this trash heap back into a home for us, and then help us move it all, please respond with a statement about yourself and your skills and experience, as well as your earning expectations. Thanks very much.
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/dmg/1088832545.html
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6) "Seeking Morning BBsitter (tomorrow) around 6: (Aliso Viejo)
Greetings: I am a single mom seeking a babysitter around 6:30 - 8-8:15am in the tomorrow morning if possible. I have 3 boys, one of which is a high school senior who has to leave home at 6:30 to go school because he has an early class. I am looking for a mature, responsible person to come to my apartment in Aliso Viejo and get my 4 & 5 year-old dressed and take them to daycare in Lake Forest, close to the 5 Freeway. Please email me and let me know what experience you ave working with children. My 4 year-old has a speech delay but is a very sweet kid and understands everything you say. You must be patient and love children as well. You need to have a valid DL/Car Insurance and CPR certified wouldn't be a bad idea although they don't eat until they go to school. When responding, keep in mind that I would really like to meet you today for a few minute. Thanks
Original URL: http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/kid/1086686712.html
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7) Nanny w/ car needed (Flushing)
Must live near fresh meadows flushing ect. Only contact if you have a car ( will need use it) Pay is 10 hr non- negotiable few hrs day around 2p and 5p hr will increase Paid cash, can be 2nd 3rd job Only contact me if serious and ready to work, I repeat ready to start same day
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/dmg/1085508950.html
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8) Great experience for first time babysitters! (My house - Dacono CO)
My name is Corrine and I have a 2 1/2 year old son, Noah. I am looking for a babysitter for evenings-only 2 times/month-when I go out. The times would be from 5-8pm. You would be required to give him dinner, bath and get ready for bed. I would need you to come to my house (this is NOT negotiable as I am only asking for a few hours). I am asking that you are a: non smoker, have experience with children, have first aid ceritification and can provide your own transportation. I wil pay $10/hour. Minimum age:12 years old please. Thanks for your time!
Original URL: http://denver.craigslist.org/dmg/1085700841.html
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9) I need childcare this fri sat and sun (Lacey)
Both my sitters are out of town this weekend. I need chilcare for my 6 year old son this fri 3:30 to 11pm sat 8:30 to 5:30pm and sun. 11:30 to 6pm. I will only be able to offer 25 dollars full day and 15 dollars half day. Thanks
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/kid/1091895699.html
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10) Wanted for childcare (I 25 and Hampden ave)
hi i am need of several infant and toddler itemes. i do not have much money to spend on these itemes as i have just started. i need a pack n play, highchair, infant toys, toddler toys, a childs tabel for crafts and meals , a double stroller, and a large diper bag. i can only afford to get a little at a time as i can only afford to spend $40 a week for now until buisnes really gets going. if you have or know some one has any of these itemes please email me at amandawelch38@**** with pictures. i also have one opening for a child bettween the ages of new born - one year. and one opening for a child between the ages of three and five. If you would like more info on child care opening please let me know and i will provide yo with more info.
Original URL: http://denver.craigslist.org/kid/1093056200.html
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11) Help? (Allison Park)
My son forgot to take his ADD pill- come take him till he slows down.
Original URL: http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/kid/1086713083.html
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12) BABYSITTER FOR WED (North Austin)
I need a babysitter for wednsday from 230 till about 930. my son is 17 months old and when you get here he will probably be sleeping when he gets up you need to change his diaper and let him outside to play. Other then that you just need to give him his dinner which i will make, and give him a bath and put in his pj's at his bedtime he will crawl into his bed and should stay there. I get off at work arond 9 so i should be home soon after. This could be a one time thing or maybe more. Please tell me about you and how much you will charge for that day. Thank you. Amanda
Original URL: http://austin.craigslist.org/kid/1089054620.html
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13) Fun, enthusiastic Nanny! (Spring/The Woodlands)
Hello! I will be moving to this area next week and am looking to provide nannying services for a wonderful family! I have lots of experience with children! I began babysitting at the age of 11 and began nannying part time at the age of 17. I have worked for two of the best nanny agencies in my hometown where I did both temporary/one time sitting jobs as well as longer term jobs. I have cared for newborns, twins, and special needs kids. I have worked both long shifts throughout the week as well as overnight feeding shifts for newborns. I was a summer session counselor at an amazing summer camp for five years, where I would be in charge (day and night) of anywhere from 6-13 girls at a time, ages 8-13. I spent a semester in college volunteering at a special needs school, with children from ages 3-9. Usually I assisted during the math class, reading time, and occupational therapy though I did occasionally assist all day. My current job is as a Site Co-Director for an incredible after school care program. We have between 40-60 students daily. I am in charge of selecting the daily/weekly activites and setting these up, as well as providing supervision/interacting with the children. I love working with all these fun kids every day, but we have to move so that is why I am looking here! I have current CPR and First Aid certifications. I have a clean driving record and a safe car that is well-maintained. I graduated from the University of Texas last spring with a BS in Communication Sciences and Disorders. I would love a position where your child(ren) and I could have a fun, enriching day every day! Things that past charges and I have enjoyed doing together include: - reading aloud - taking walks to the park - baking together - arts and crafts projects - going on outings (such as visiting the Children's Museum, eating lunch out and people watching, visiting the library/bookstore) - swimming (I was on a summer swim team for eight years and am a strong swimmer!) I am looking to be paid $11/hr for one or two children ($1/hr more for each additional child). I am looking to be paid on the books. If you are intersted, please e-mail me with any questions you may have. I would love to hear about your child(ren) and what you are looking for in a childcare provider! Thank you! Alli
Original URL: http://houston.craigslist.org/hss/1060191982.html

* ISYN reader recieved a shocking response to her above Ad:

I saw your add on craigslist and I am needing a sitter for tonight. If you are able to watch my 15 month old son tonight please call me at 281 617 **** Thank you in advance Kendra
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14) Needed Childcare part time (Lemmon/off Military/Reno)
I need part time day care for 2 children ages 4 and 5 (girl and boy). Only need it 3 days a week. We have a great sitter now but when we moved to this area it has made it harder for us to continue having her (she's 14 and in south reno). We were so lucky to have her. ****We only paid 30 a week. Looking for about the same price range****. A teenager thats looking for experience and something to do is preferred, but stay at home mom is great. I can even TRADE. I don't work morning and wouldn't mind trading days or hours with a parent. Days would be Tuesday, Wednesday, and Saturdays. Time would be 3pm to 5:30pm We could use a Saturday person now for both kids. My son still goes to school in south Reno for the rest of the school year, and with my work schedule I can't pick him up and bring him back here. So two days it would be just my daughter or I can just continue with the sitter I have til summer. ****Please note the amount we are hoping to pay. Please get back to me soon. I will be needing someone to cover for my current sitter starting April 4th. Call cell 530-566-****
Original URL: http://reno.craigslist.org/kid/1089672301.html
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15) Single parent seeks live-in nanny (North Manhattan)
Single father of 2 girls ages 2 and 6 seeks live-in nanny to assist in providing loving and caring home for both: Duties include: Pickup and drop off to school via mass transit (during school months) Pickup and drop off to daycamp and daycare via mass transit (during summer months) Take to park and bookstore afterschool, Prepare meals Assist with homework and reading assignments, Bathe and dress, Assist with maintaining tidy and clean apartment, Wash cloths and dishes (Wash machine and dishwasher provided) Compensation: Own 8x10 Room, All Meals, Full use of entire apartment and amenities incl. Kitchen, computer, TV, telephone Free cell phone Nominal bi-weekly $ compensation * ( doe ) Use of automobile, Flex days off (mainly alternating weekends) Christmas bonus, Dental payment assistance, Legal Plan membership. Location: Uptown Manhattan (Riverside Drive & 150s) Subway: #1 Buses: M4, M5 and M11 Sites nearby: RiverBank Park, Grants Tomb and Riverside Church Living Space: 4BR apartment REQUIREMENTS FOR THIS POSITION: Must be open to background check and investigation: criminal and civil judgments (Submission of fingerprints and I.D. documents) At least 3 verifiable references, Mature and patient disposition, Fluent english, second language a + Drivers License a + CPR certified. Those with resumes will be have priority in the evaluation process: Forward resumes to : nannyseek@**** * PLEASE NOTE: PROFESSIONAL CAREER CERTIFIED NANNIES SHOULD TAKE NOTE IF APPLYING : “Nominal compensation “ THIS POSITION COMPENSATES MORE BY WAY OF ROOM & BOARD IN LIEU OF WAGES
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/kid/1089863572.html
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16) Nanny needed in Fairfield (Fairfield)
I have to repost for my nanny position. I hired someone and unfortunitley they didn't show. All the other applications I had were thrown out. I am looking for someone to come to my home and watch my 1yr & 2yr old girls. Feed them Breakfast, snacks, and lunch. Put them down for naps. No house cleaning. Just take care of the girls. Monday through Friday 8:30am-5pm at the latest. This person needs to be comfortable with the fact that my husband comes home occasionally through out the day, between school bus routes. We are able to pay $300 a month to start with occasional Fridays off! We will increase once everyone is comfortable. Please contact via email aprilp@**** Thank you for taking the time to look!
Original URL: http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/lab/1088537333.html
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17) Nanny needed to be a part of our Family (Anaheim Hills)
We have a need for a nanny. Our girl is 3 weeks old and we are looking for someone who has experience with children in this area. Live-out (maybe Live-in). Below are the details: -pay will be $1300/mo. or $65/day -hours will be Mon-Fri 7a-5:30p ( somedays may be shorter) -extra pay of $10/hr will be provided for extra shifts/hours/days -we have a siberian husky who is friendly and is an indoor dog, our nanny must be comfortable around our safe and friendly pet -some very minor housework would be nice but not required. Care of our child comes first -we are looking for someone to stay longterm with us. Pay will increase as our household grows/house grows or duties grow. -we would consider a live-in situation if the candidate is a right fit. Our 3 bedroom house is small so if you were to live-in we would only have minimal room. -we live 75 meters from a bus stop -we are a very friendly family - the more devoted our nanny is to helping our family, the more she would be a part of our family. As for experience, again, someone with newborn firsthand experience is essential. I understand that there may be applicants with Early Childhood Education classes or other professional training but we feel that no amount of schooling can take the place of first hand experience. As for language, english does not need to be your primary languange but we do require some understanding of english so that you can communicate with us over the phone should an emergency arise. Required: A valid driver's license and a cleaning driving record. We will also be conducting background checks with your persmission. References Agencies need not inquire: we want every cent of pay to go towards our nanny and not a 3rd party. Thanks for your interest
Original URL: http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/kid/1087392402.html
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18) Full time live-in Nanny needed (Southwest Austin)
care for 4 children, ages: 16 mos, 3 yrs, 5yrs & 7yrs. approx 40 hrs per week, mon-fri. duties include: caring for children, cleaning & cooking. must speak some english. separate living quarters included.
Original URL: http://austin.craigslist.org/dmg/1083703058.html
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19) Need childcare at my home (Chesapeake)
hi, my name is Julie. i have a 3 year old daughter and a 9 year old daughter. i am looking for someone to come to my home between 8:30- 2 or 2:30 monday - friday to watch my 3 year old and when my 9 year old doesnt have school. i am willing to pay 80-90 dollars a week, but may be negotiable. my 3 year old is independent so it wouldnt be that hard. i need someone by april 1st and i would want you to come by a few times before then so we could get a feel for you. Thank you! and hope to hear from you. julie
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1086790403.html
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20) room and board for energetic nanny (Brooklyn)
I am a young professionanal mother who is need of help with small child. Very down to earth, fun, friendly but have an extremely busy schedule and two wonderful full of life children. I am seeking a unique situation for a young girl or woman (18 and over) who is need of a place to live. Can have a child or be expecting. Will provide shelter with single room, food, toilitries and some basic needs in exchange for childcare services. I would like you to become a part of my family. Care for 1 child only Experience with toddler aged children. Older child can care for self. Please have references and be willing to have background check. Must be willing to be interviewed by family
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/dmg/1085775609.html
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21) Babysitter Needed on April 4th (Hampton)
It is my 30th Birthday and we need a babysitter to show up at 7:15 and willing to stay until 2:30-3:00 in the morning as we will be in Norfolk for my birthday party. We have a 2 year old boy and a 6 year old girl, both kids will be in bed before you arrive and do not get up during the evening at all. It would be the easiest babysitting job you've ever had since you will mainly be just hanging out at the house watching TV, Movies or playing our Wii. We would like to meet you in person ahead of time - so contact us @ 757-850-**** and we can set up a meeting. We are willing to entertain an hourly or flat rate for the evening, but don't want to spend an unreasonable amount. Our normal babysitter charges $4 an hour but unfortunately can't make it on this particular night.
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1086862039.html
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22) Reliable childcare needed ASAP (Spring Lake)
I am in need of a RELIABLE sitter in MY home ASAP for my two boys (6yrs. & 9mon.) Sun - Thurs. Must have own transportation and experience with infants/toddlers. Hours: Sun 3p-12a, M-Thurs 6p-3a. This is a full-time position and preferably a long- time position. No major cleaning/housework and no errands to run. Pays $125.00 a week. If seriously interested, please email me with your name/number and I will get back with you. You must come and meet my children and myself before you start. Thanks
Original URL: http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/kid/1083847487.html
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23) Babysitter needed for 2-month old boy (Starr Grass Dr./Madison)
My wife and I are looking for a qualified babysitter for our 2-month-old boy. Usually Monday - Thursday. 1:30pm to 6:00pm. Sometimes 2:30pm to 6:00pm. $15 - $25 per day depending on qualifications. May babysit at our residence or yours.
Original URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/dmg/1087199755.html
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24) BABYSITTER/NANNY AVAILABLE ASAP FOR JUST $5 AN HOUR (92630/OC)
VERY WELL EXPERIENCED PERSON WITH ALL AGES AND KINDS OF CHILDREN...I AM RELIABLE,FUN LOVING,FRIENDLY ALSO RESPONSIBLE PERSON.....I TRULY GUARANTEE THAT YOUR KIDS WILL BE IN A VERY GUD CARE.
Original URL: http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/kid/1087451065.html
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25) CHILDCARE FOR 2 GREAT KIDS (Justice,Chi Ridge,Hickory,Palos,Oak Lawn)
Here I am posting again since my old sitter cancelled so many times in just a 2 week period. If you are not reliable please do not respond! I need child care for 2 children. I work in Hickory Hills, and live in Palos Heights. I am looking for a very resonable rate seeing that I am a single parent. I am even willing to bring my children food to lower the rate. I GET PAID AROUND $9 AN HOUR, SO PLEASE don't tell me you charge $10-$15 and hour and think it is resonable. My son is very active and gets attached to everyone. My daughter is starting to walk and is such a joy. I need someone I can trust who is RELIABLE. If you cancel on me I dont have a backup and need to cancel work which means I cant pay my bills. I would like to interview starting Monday. Please send me a little about yourself and your exp. Also around where you are located (Main Streets) and phone number and I will give you a call to set up a meeting. I need someone to start APRIL 6, 2009 possibly a few days before.
Original URL: http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/kid/1093827633.html
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26) Babysitter desperately needed (Tracyton WA)
I am in need of a FULL-TIME babysitter/nanny for my 6 year old daughter. I have been through countless irresponsible, unreliable people and have even lost a job because of my last babysitter. This is my LAST ATTEMPT. WHAT I NEED: Full-time babysitter/nanny to care for my daughter in your home or mine while I am at work, before school after school until I get home making sure she is fed, dressed, and gets to and from school. She needs to be put on the bus and picked up from the buss every day. She needs somebody to play, teach and nurture her while mommy is at work. Step Dad is unable to care for her. HOURS NEEDED: I am going to be working 12 hour shifts so I am going to need somebody that is available at least 14 hours a day. PAY: Pay will be on an weekly basis PLUS additional pay for occasional other duties. ALL applicants will be required to submit a copy of their picture ID and will be subjected to a Washington State background check. Good Job, Good Pay, GREAT KID! PLEASE APPLY NOW!!! Compensation: $400-$600 per week/DOQ
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/kit/dmg/1088681206.html
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27) wanted: mon-thurs 12-8 sat 10-6 (Cumming-alpharetta)
I need to find a childcare provider for my two sons, ages 2 and 4, that will give my children the love and attention that i want them to get, but with a reasonable price. I am looking to pay about 75 a piece per week (150 a week for both) I live in cumming off exit 16, but i work down on exit 10. I would like for them to stay at your house, not mine, and want somebody who lives close to either one of those locations. Thank you in advance
Original URL: http://atlanta.craigslist.org/kid/1092220703.html
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28) Nany needed asap! (Lexington 40511)
My husband and I are looking for someone to watch our son in our home full time. The hours will be from 8am until 4pm. Must have a clean background check, and a non-smoker with reliable transportation. Our baby is very loving and active, so we need someone who is willing to play and keep him entertained. We are looking to pay a weekly salary of $100.00-115.00. If you are interested, please let me know asap. We are looking for someone to start by the end of next week. Thanks so much! kstiger00@**** is the preferred e-mail
Original URL: http://lexington.craigslist.org/kid/1076277355.html

*Response from CL reader about the above Ad:

Re: Nany needed asap! (40511)
Gosh, if you can find anyone to babysit in your home for $100 -$115 a week and be trust worthy good luck. For a Nanny it's usually $400 to$500 a week. At your prices that would be $2.50 to$2.88 and hour. A day care is usually $130 or more a week and they have at least 1 person per 6 to 10 children so they make around $700 or more per chidcare provider per week.
Original URL: http://lexington.craigslist.org/kid/1076526757.html
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29) I need a Live in Nanny (Roseville CA)
Hi my name is Lia and I am looking for a Live in nanny I have 2 yr old and my husband and i live a busy lifestyle and I am looking for someone to play attend to my son, and maybe do a bit of house cleaning if it calls for it. I would like the applicant to be cpr certified and have a good background. The catch is that you would not be recieving a salery... my husband and I would being paying for rent, and every household bill we would even pay for your groceries. and if you would like you can get a part time / or full time job at night.so if this intrests you please email me back.
Original URL: http://sacramento.craigslist.org/kid/1092249483.html
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30) I need childcare tomorrow (NW Austin)
I need childcare starting tomorrow. I will be needing care from Tues-Friday.. From 8:00 to 5:30 pm Please provide rates. If you charge more than 125 week. I can't afford that. Looking to pay 75-95 week
Original URL: http://austin.craigslist.org/kid/1091843476.html
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Looking for babysitter tonight, swap hours anyone? (Roseville)
Hi, my name is Erin and I am looking for someone who is willing to swap childcare time with me. My babysitter canceled tonight and I was looking to go out for my friends birthday tonight. Looking for someone else who has a child and is looking to swap babysitting time with me. You watch my kid tonight and I will watch your kid in the future for the same ammount of time. I am avaiable to watch your child anytime this week or in the future if u can watch mine tonight. Please call/text me if you are able to come over tonight. Thanks. 414-526-****
Original URL: http://sacramento.craigslist.org/kid/963375735.html
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Babysitter needed tonight (Duluth)
Hello, I need a babysitter for tonight for a few hours...I have a 5yr old daughter who will probably be sleep..I would prefer a female of at least 15yrs of age...must have a cell phone...call Dana...678-927-****
Original URL: http://atlanta.craigslist.org/kid/965527652.html
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Childcare tonight (Rosemont 23452)
i am intrested in someone watching my 4 month old son so me and my wife can go out tonight. it would only be for a few hours your place or mine. thanks
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/965324450.html
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I need childcare tonight/someone by Kiln Creek Movies (Norfolk)
I need childcare tonight from 4pm or 4:30pm to about 8:30pm or 9m. I'm looking to pay around $15-$20 for those hours. I have an infant son who will need two bottles.
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/964879915.html
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Sitter NEEDED TONIGHT for night out! (Newport News/Hampton)
My husband and I are looking for a sitter to watch our 4 kids while we go out tonight. It has to be done in our home due to our kids will be in bed before we go out. We are looking to leave here from our home at 9-9:30pm or so and not for sure what time we'll get in. Might be early around midnight or the late would be 3am. Thank you for your time and I look foward to hear from you soon. 757-969-****
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/965378723.html
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Needing a sitter for a 2 year old Saturday night 7pm-3am (Harwood Heights)
If you are available to watch my daughter in my apartment or at your place please reply via email with your rates, age, location, experience, and any other info pertinent. I have been trying to get a break for a few weeks now and my sitter is going to be out of town Saturday night and I really would like a break. I am not rich so please be reasonable with rates as she can pretty much entertain herself and will sleep most of the night if watched at my place. I will be only about 5 minutes away from my home when I need her watched. Thank you.
Original URL: http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/kid/969766222.html
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Babysitter Needed in Lisle 7pm tonight (Lisle)
Hello! I have a very sweet little 18 month old. I don't go out very often because I adore her too much! I was thinking I might like to head out for a couple hours tonight, just for a change. Is anyone available to stop by and babysit? Thanks!
Original URL: http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/kid/967294015.html
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Cheap nanny available (open)
I will save all the bla,bla here experience,references and available now if interested call me 310 848**** thanks.
Original URL: http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/kid/969644747.html
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Frozen Nanny****** Needs a warm house......... (NY)
No.......... I am not homeless........... Yes......... I am very legal...... Yes .........I have a great sense of humor, your children will just love. Yes .........I will be the most unusual Nanny you will ever interview........ Yes .........I was Born and Bred in New York, sorry NO ISLANDS....... Yes .........I am Educated and I sing, dance and cook. Nice to come home for a home cooked meal....... TAKE THE TV's and cell phones, and trash them......... I would much prefer reading to your children......................... I have 14 years Nanny experience, working for two families, each family having three wonderful children.
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/kid/965844222.html
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.... How Much?!

I need a caregiver ASAP! (Lacey)
I am looking for a caregiver for my 1 year old son. I need someone that can start ASAP, as in the next week or so. I will start off by saying that I can only pay $10 a day. I barely make over minimum wage, so anything above that will simply not work. If you won't accept $10 a day, please don't message me because it would be a waste of both of our time. My son's name is Noah. He turned 1 last week and is such a happy little boy! He very rarely fusses or cries, usually when he is hungry. He is still on formula, and I will provide all his formula and food. He is a very happy-go-lucky baby! He is a steady walker and loves to play with other children, even if they are older than him. I live in Lacey, on College by Yelm Hwy. I need someone pretty close to that, or where I work. I work on the West Side of Olympia on Cooper Point Rd. I work M-F, but just 4 hour morning shifts. So you would usually have him from about 8:30 - 1:30 or 9:30 - 2:30 (depending on if I work at 9 or 10, more often it's 9) My boyfriend is a CNA and works 4 days on, 2 days off that rotate. So because of that, you would never have him all five days of the work-week because I have all weekends off. A lot of weeks would be just 3 days, and some 4. Like I said, I desperately need someone! Please e-mail me if you are interested. Everyone loves my son and says he is such a good baby!
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/kid/965948961.html
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This Ad provoked a lot of responses from other CL readers:

In need of day care for young boys (can't afford much) (Lake in the Hills, IL)
Hello I have two sons ages 2.5yrs and 11mths. I need care Mon thru Wed and once in a while on Thurs or Fri. I can only afford $25 a day for both children. This is not $25 each. I am looking for someone that truely loves children and can follow a daily schedule with fun learning activities incorporated. I prefer them to be with other children. My 2.5yr old is fully potty trained and my 11 month old eats solids and has been off the bottle since 9mths. They are both on the same schedule everyday and they nap from 12:30pm to 3:oopm. Serious replies only please. Oh and yes I have tried for the Action for children assistance but we make $64 too much and don't qualify. I also need the caregiver to be nonsmoking because of allergies and would prefer a very clean enviornment but who wouldn't, right? Thank you for your time and I look forward to hearing from you.
Original URL: http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/kid/967697951.html

RE: LAKE IN THE HILLS MOM NEEDING CHEAP CARE FOR 2 BOYS (LITH)
WOULDN'T IT BE BETTER TO WORK A FEW LESS HOURS OR HAVE YOUR HUSBAND WORK A FEW LESS HOURS (IF YOU HAVE ONE) SO YOU CAN GET THE HELP YOU NEED. I WOULD BE INSULTED IF SOMEONE ASKED ME TO CARE FOR 2 KIDS FOR A 10HOUR DAY(LISTED IN LAST AD) FOR 25 DOLLARS. THATS LIKE WORKING FOR $1.25 PER HOUR. DO YOU THINK YOU WILL GET A GOOD BABYSITTER?
Original URL: http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/kid/969749008.html

Re: In need of day care for young boys (can't afford much)
You're taking a huge chance with the safety and well being of your child. For that amount of pay, you are only going to entice someone with sinister motivations for being around children.

In this Ad, the "Lake in the Hills Mom" responds:

Thank you but I have already found babysitters for that price and they have background checks and good refrences. I also work in childcare myself. The price that I am offering is all that I can afford so what else am I supposed to do. Thanks again.
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Day Nanny Needed ASAP (Denham Springs)
Need a Day Nanny Monday-Thursday 6:30am to 6:30pm. Will pay $250 a week. You will have my two year old from 6:30 to 2:30pm and then my 8,6,5 year old get home from school and watch them till I get home at 6:30pm. They are very active but wonderful loving children. For interveiw please call 225-665-****
Original URL: http://batonrouge.craigslist.org/kid/965160473.html
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Child care for free (Kissimmee)
I'm looking for playmates for my 2 years old boy. I can watch your little one(s) occasionally for free or if you need me for more hours I'll watch them for a small fee. Thank you
Original URL: http://orlando.craigslist.org/kid/964988701.html
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This Ad also upset some CL readers:

Childcare needed (East Orlando)
I am a newly divored mom going back to work. I have a beautiful VERY WELL BEHAVED 2 year old son. I work odd hours as I teach music lessons both in a studio and at home, and do catering. I am mainly looking for someone to watch my son monday through friday 3-7 or 8? Must be in east orlando or waterford lakes area, have a phone, and transportation (incase of an emergency). In my home or yours. Unfortuatly I am not making a lot right now and can't afford a ton. I'm looking to spend about $40 a week. If this is a possability for you please call 407-927-****. Thanks, Julie
Original URL: http://orlando.craigslist.org/kid/962209219.html

This is another Ad, by the same Mom above:

Flute and Piano Lessons (East Orlando)
Hello.... I am offering both flute and piano lessons for ages 5 and up. I have a degree in music education and have been teaching and playing for over 10 years. Beautiful music studio at my house. Also willing to come to you but will have to charge a little more to cover gas and time. $20/ half hour or $35 for the hour. For more information please call 407-927-****.
Original URL: http://orlando.craigslist.org/kid/962204427.html

Response from angry CL reader:

RE: Childcare needed/Flute and piano lessons!!! (MUST READ)
Ok, This woman is a single mom looking for childcare fulltime mon.-Fri. and wants to pay $ 40.00 dollars a week.( what a damn joke) She is also a music teacher with her own studio she charges $35.00/hr. ************ laugh out loud ****** everyone here please place a post on this woman. She wants to pay a sitter $40 a week from 3pm. - 8 pm. >>>>> shes a music teacher charging $35.00 HOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! woman you need to pay MORE! that is unFAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A NANNY SHOULD GET $10.00/HOUR!!!! people on here make me laugh. times are hard so people will take anything but we will keep looking for better pay then quit COLD TURKEY ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Being cheap thats what happens.
Original URL: http://orlando.craigslist.org/kid/962222735.html
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Full time care needed. SAHM's welcome (West Roseville)
I'm looking for full time care (7AM - 6PM) for a 3 year old boy and part time care (7AM - 8AM and 3:30PM - 6PM) for an 8 year old boy. You can watch them at your place or mine (your children welcome!) but the 8 year old needs transportation to and from Gates Elementary. I have a 12 year old that attends an after school program, and doesn't need day care, but may be home on non-school days. If you are at my home with the kids he would also be there but could help out with the younger kids. He's a big help for me. I'm currently paying $225 per week and need something close to that range but it is negotiable depending on the situation. If I need to drop off/pick up at your place it should be close to W. Roseville or between Roseville and Rancho Cordova. I'm flexible and the kids are fun. I pay for holidays, time off, and always pay on time. If you're interested, please e-mail me. I will need to interview you and check references (SAHM - personal references are fine if you have limited work experience). Thank you.
Original URL: http://sacramento.craigslist.org/kid/960369074.html
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Childcare needed starting in January (Bonner Springs)
I am looking for childcare for my 15 month old son. I work part time and in January I will be starting the Nursing Program at Kansas City Kansas Community College. I am going to need childcare monday, tuesday and wednesday 7:00 a.m. to about 4:00 p.m. Considering I am going to only be able to work about 10 hours a week, we really don't have a lot of money to spend on childcare, we could probably do $200 a month at the most. Please email me a.s.a.p. Thank you Skylar
Original URL: http://kansascity.craigslist.org/kid/960878482.html
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Perm childcare NEEDED starting the 29th (Oak Hill)
I'm looking for childcare for my 3yr old daughter and 20 month old son starting the 29th. I'm looking for someone who wants a perm job doing this. I can pay 30.00 a day which is 150.00 a week usually. My husband works construction and sometimes he might have a day or two off a week it just kind of varies on how busy they are. I will not pay for days my kids are not there. My schedule is mon -th 8-5 and fri 8-1. I will pay a 30.00 for fri even though it is only 1/2 a day...and this gives you time to get out of the house and take care of personal stuff.Looking for someone to come to my house or be close to my route to work. I work at slaughter and s 1st. So this means please do not call me if you do not live in either oak hill, william cannon (west), or slaughter lane. Look forward to hearing from you , Kayla 512-945-****
Original URL: http://austin.craigslist.org/kid/964907183.html
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Need a Chinese/Mandarin speaking NANNY, work weekdays/weekends $7/h (Springfield Gardens)
I need a native, Mandarin speaking nanny ASAP for my 3 year old child. I will pay $7 per hour for at least 20 hours a week. Will work on week-ends and 3 week days (5 days a week) Nanny will receive at least $140 a week. Might need more hours later. If interested, please contact me at (347) 755 ****
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/kid/965909711.html
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In home Day Care Wanted (Chandler)
We are new to the area and I would like to find someone to come to our home to watch our kids (1 Mile off of Ray Rd, between N McQueen & N Cooper - on E Shannon St). I would like to start out maybe once a week for 3-4 hours and then in Feb/Mar go up to 2-3 days a week for 3-4 hours a day. If you have a child they are more than welcome to come as long as they are respectful of our home. If you are open to baby-sitting a weekend now and then that would be great, but not a must. I am a stay at home mom but just need some free time to clean, sleep or run into town. I have a 1 year old boy and a almost 5 year old girl. If you are interested please send me an email. Baby-sitting won't start till after Jan 1st. I would like you to send me a daily rate...so when you come I just pay a flat rate, so for 3-4 hours what you expect to get paid. I was paying $12 a day with my last baby-sitter because once school starts my daughter will be gone all day so it will just be the 1 year old...so I would like to keep it around that price if possible. I will be setting up times to meet the week after Christmas, thank you so much! Jules
Original URL: http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/kid/965578368.html
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Busy Family needs reliable Nanny! (Summerlin Ft Apache/DI)
I need a reliable nanny for my 2 1/2 year old and my 1 year old. My husband and I own a busy pizzaria, and we need someone who will show up on time, and take great care of my daughters. I need someone who has had experiance working with children and can handle a very active 2 year old. My oldest daughter is very active and loves to play, my youngest daughter is just starting to learn how to walk, but she can crawl very fast and is every where you dont want her to be, lol. I also need some basic cleaning duties done, make beds in the house, make sure the girls sheets are dry, my oldest has accidents every once in a while. Do the dishes, vaccum daily, pick up toys and make sure the girls are clean and eat well during the day. I make it pretty easy, I like to buy the Gerber Graduates meals because my oldest isnt picky when it comes to those and shell eat all her food. The job will probably be 25 hours a week, and Im trying to pay a weekly salary of $160 dollars. I know it doesnt sound like much, but right now, things are slow and this is a pretty easy job, my kids are very accomodating. Please contact me at 702-738-****, or email me
Original URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/kid/968563656.html
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Another Ad that provoked an angry response from a CL reader:

Looking for a New Year's Sitter to come to my home (NLV)
Hello. I have 2 little boys and we need a sitter for New Year's Eve and January 24th. I need this to be done in my home that way my kids will be put to bed in their own beds and we don't have to wake them up in the middle of the night to bring them home in the cold. Please let me know asap! I am looking for someone with own transportation as well. We do not have much money but will negotiate rates. I have had people respond but never responded back to me. Thanks! **We are not looking for someone to bad mouth us. If you are not interested then just simply do not respond. Thanks.
Original URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/kid/968093743.html

RE: Looking for a New Year sitter come to my home (nobody)
please lady you want somebody to come to your house new years eve and you said you dont have much money.so you should stay home w your kids ok. you have money to go out and party right!
Original URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/kid/968342749.html
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WANTED: Nanny for short term for 3 yr old boy (Mill Creek/Northgate)
We are looking for a nanny for 3-4 days a week from about 9am to 4:30ish (give or take, depending on traffic) weekdays. Monday, Wednesdays-Thursdays. and sometimes either Tuesdays, and/or Fridays. $75 for 3 days, and $100 for 4 days. We are trying to get caught up with our bills, and can't afford daycare for awhile. Pay can be discussed. This might be perfect for a new mom, looking to pick up a few extra bucks, while she stays home. One family helping another. We would need you as early as next week 12/29/08 to about February. We live in Mill Creek, and Mom works in Northgate, Dad works in Ballard. So if you live in Mill Creek or Northgate is the area we are looking at. Mom would drop off, Dad would pick up. Our son is 3 yrs old, and he is shy, hilarious, and very well behaved. He has manners. Loves other kids older or younger, and is a big help. We are also looking for the occassional night-time sitter as well. Thank you!
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/kid/967234340.html
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Nanny Needed (Mill Creek)
Nanny Needed in Mill Creek area. Must pass a background check and have references. Schedule would be Mon,Thurs and Fri from 7:50am until 4:30pm and Wed from 8:50am until 4:30pm. Pay would be between $200-$220/week depending on experience. Serious inquires only. Email for more details.
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/kid/970355048.html
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Babysitter needed (Harwood Heights)
We need a sitter to come to our house and watch our 3 month old 5 days a week. Dad will be home but sleeping. Looking for someone engaging, reliable, lovable, with references, and infant experience. Do not want someone who is just going to watch tv. I want someone who will get on the floor and play with her, read with her, and talk to her constantly. Looking for someone for at the most 8 hours a day. Willing to pay $150/week. If you agree to do light house work laundry and dishes, willing to up the pay to about $175 to $200/week. Please email me with work experience and a little about yourself. Thanks.
Original URL: http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/kid/967767873.html
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Nanny needed for small infant (Newark, NJ)
Mon & WED: 12noon to 5pm(mondays and Weds are flexible); Tues 7am to 5:45pm & Thur: 7am to 4:45pm. START: JAN 21ST 2008. Not alot of work to be done on Mondays and Wednesdsys. MUST must MUST must Older adult over 30 CPR CARD.( must show proof) 2 references background check 5 YEARS of infant care TB test with in last 6months know how to handle emergencies speak/read good english legal status in USA ok with sm camer in house. follow Small rules i have for my child If you are interested pleae email me for more information : lourethajackson@**** please forward resumes now. thanks
Compensation: $225 flat rate for 30 hours
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I need Childcare by Dec. 29th!!!!! (Rogers Park/Lawrence/Elston/Evanston)
Hi, I need childcare for my 14 month old son 3 -5 days a week starting Monday Dec. 29th! I can afford to pay $25/day but would love to find a Stay at home mom who could offer 5 days a week at $100 total. Please let me know if you can help or know of someone who is available! Thanks 773856**** 772841****
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Feature Ad:
1) Looking for a Baysitter (Bella Vista)
Hello there. I am looking for a babysitter that has an open schedule. The babysitter also needs to be willing to go to classes through CCIS (it is an agency that provides me with state subsidy for daycare). I believe it is 3-5 classes I am no sure how long they are. It is located in South Philly off of Water street, it is not far from the Riverview movie theatre. I am not able to pay myself, I am a single mom that is very cash poor right now. It would be one to three shifts that would be til 11:30 - 12:00pm at night and you also have to be available for weekends. You would be watching my 2.5 year old son Ethan in my apartment. I live near 10th and Bainbridge. He is learning to use the potty and usually remembers to go but it is good to ask him also. He is a very good child, he is just a little boy that has a lot of energy and loves to play and laugh. He loves to go to the 2 parks by where I live, or go for a stroll either him walking or in the stroller. I have cable and interenet so there are plenty of things to keep him and yourself busy and also a fully stocked fridge and pantry. To sweeten the deal I have free laundry in my building.
Original URL: http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/dmg/1237180962.html
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2) In need of a babysitter tonight (Norfolk)
Hello my name is Andrea and sister is in town and never seen VA and would like to take her out tonight. Im in need of a babysitter tonight in my home, I have 3 lil girls 9month 3 and 5 years. My 3 and 5 year old will be asleep before i leave so really its only my 9 month old that needs the care. Im offering 50. 757-319-****
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1231375964.html
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3) Summer Babysitter Needed 9 to 1 (Sun Prairie)
Hello We live in a good neighborhood near American Family Drive and Hoepker Road called Providence Neighborhood. We have 4 well behaved children ( 3 girls ages 4, 5 and 10) and a little boy going to be 3 years of age. We need Summer Babysitting hours Mon to Fri 9am to 1 pm. I have planned work books / art works and programs for the kids. You will only need to supervise - No need for housework. Our eldest daughter who is 10 years old, is already a very good supervisor but I need someone to help her for those hours. Please email me with your expected remuneration and references if any (preferred but not necessary). We would like to start week of July 6th. Thank you.
Original URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/1233842857.html
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4) Childcare Needed for our 2 Boys in our Home (Sauk City)
Looking for someone to watch our two boys starting August 24th, 2009. We have a 6 year old and a 2 year old that we need care for. We are looking for a high school graduate or adult to care for our children. This will be a permanent full time position so SERIOUS INQUIRES ONLY PLEASE. This person would come to our home to watch our children as we are close to parks, pool and other activities and need someone there for after school care. Must have own transportation to and from our home. The hours would be normally from 7:30am – 5:30pm at the latest. Some days could be shorter as we may be off work earlier but you will still get paid a full day. My oldest son will be going to 1st grade so it is basically care for our 2 year old through out the day and for someone to be there before and after school for our oldest. Must have a good driving record. Background check required. Please email me and tell me a little about yourself, your experience with children, references and a number where you can be reached for additional questions. Pay is based on experience and can be negotiable. Please remember you will be in our home and using our food to feed our children so the pay rate will be less than the normal rate if you were to watch a child in your own home. Please be advised this is NOT a nanny position. Thank you for your time.
Original URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/1239555115.html
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5) Need a Helper on Monday, June 22...for Dr. Appts. (Va Beach)
Hi, My name is Danielle and I posted to a couple weeks ago about finding someone to help me out once a month with my daycare children. My husband and I just found out we are expecting baby #2 and I provide daycare out of my home. I got lots of people interested the first time I posted but my husband didn't want me interviewing people while he was out of town. What I will pay you will be very fair and reasonable...you get paid what I get paid! My first doctor appt is monday, june 22nd 8:00am. You would need to be here by 7:15 or 7:30am. I keep 6 children ages range from 6 months to 3 yearr, however on monday there will only be 4 children here. You would be coming to our house to sit with the children and in the mornings they are usually pretty quiet and just want to watch some cartoons and eat breakfast which i will already have made. Please let me know if you can help me out on monday and possibly throughout the pregnancy for my doctor appts. If you have any questions please let me know, On monday your should be here any longer than 1 hour to 1 1/2 hours! Thanks!
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1231333081.html
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6) Babysitting wanted, great for college/highschool student (Chesapeake Va)
We are looking for someone to watch our two children often. They are both in preschool. However I am a nursing student who sometimes need someone to watch them while I go study, or when me and their father go out to dinner occasionally. They are very well behaved children who are very fun to hang out with. I think this would be best for a high school or college student looking to earn a little extra money. It will also include sometimes if they can not go to school for some reason, like if they have a day off where I need to still go to school. Please if interested email me at lilpippylohan@**** so we may set something up. Thank you
Really need someone for tomorrow 6/23/09 please email if interested
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/dmg/1200334188.html
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7) HIGH SCHOOL OR COLLEGE GIRL WANTED FOR OCCASIONAL BABYSITTING IN NOKESVILLE (Nokesville/Washington DC)
HI! I AM THE MOTHER OF TWO CHILDREN, A BOY AGE 9 AND A GIRL AGE 12. WE LIVE IN THE NOKESVILLE, VA AREA AND WOULD LIKE TO FIND A HIGH SCHOOL OR COLLEGE AGE GIRL WHO WOULD BE INTERESTED IN OCCASSIONALLY REFEREEING...ER, I MEAN BABYSITTING, IN OUR HOME THIS SUMMER. IT WOULD BE A PRETTY EASY GIG...JUST WATCH TV, PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND MAKE SURE THEY DON'T KILL EACH OTHER.
ANYWAY, IF YOU THINK YOU FIT THE BILL, PLEASE RESPOND TO THIS POSTING AND LET US KNOW IF YOU'RE IN THE AREA, YOUR AGE ( IF YOU'RE UNDER 18, WE'LL WANT TO SPEAK TO ONE OF YOUR PARENTS), IF YOU HAVE PREVIOUS BABYSITTING EXPERIENCE, AND HOW MUCH YOU CHARGE. THANKS!!
Original URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/dmg/1233675985.html
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8) Looking for a Babysitter this Sunday (Las Vegas)
Hi, i am looking for a nice babysitter for my 4 year old son for this Sunday (8pm till 10 or 11pm) and maybe ongoing on some nights or weekends if we are getting along well and my son likes you. I am very easy going, and my son is a little brat. I am just kidding, my son is the sweetest boy ever, you will immediatly fall in love with him. I am looking for students or teenagers who wants to make some money on the side. Tell me your rates/references and please include a pic. Email it to unusvita@**** .....Thanks
Original URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/kid/1240724076.html
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9) Nanny Needed: Exchange a room for a few hours a week of babysitting (DC)
We are looking for a Christian babysitter/nanny to help with our 4 kids. We are willing to exchange a private room for 10 hours a week of help with the kids. This would be a great position for anyone who has a full time job that is somewhat flexible which allows some day time hours and has weekend night hours available. We home school our children and I would be looking for a day or two during the week to help with the two younger children during the day for about 3 hours/2 days a week, this can be somewhat flexible in time. And, then 4 hours on a weekend night for my husband and I to have a date night. We will need references and an in person interview is a must. You must have a personal relationship with Christ and be able to share your testimony.
Original URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/kid/1241272085.html
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10) low income babysitter for low income family (Denver)
i have room for 2 more children toddlers are good.i charge $20.00 per day for 1 $30.00 for 2 and so on i do have animals and am a smoker but will go to other room please feel free to call me at 720-690-**** name carline
Original URL: http://denver.craigslist.org/kid/1231364847.html
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11) Emergency Sitter (Va Beach)
I thought I had a sitter for tom...I have 2 children 8m & 5f who I need watched as Im a therapist and was subpeoned (sp?) to court tom. I have no idea how long court will b, but I know it won't be over 8 hours. HELP!!!
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1234383730.html
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12) Looking for Sitter in my Home Tonight (Va Beach)
looking for a sitter to come to my home tonight. from about 7:30-the latest 2:30 ish. fiance and i havent been out in a while and looking to go out tonight can negotiate price. 2 girls. 2 and almost 1. please call if interested. thank you ashley 757947**** 757289****
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1229952162.html
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.... HOW MUCH?!

13) Child Care Jr. Assistant (Kingstowne Va)
Child Care Jr. Assistant
Looking for a young teen, 12-15yrs old, who likes small children.
Hours: 10 to 12 noon – 2 days a week (M/W or T/Th)
during summer, and/or afternoon hours during school year.
Assist with crafts/snacks and playtime (supervised).
Starting salary $5 per hr/cash/daily – raises 30day/90day/etc.
Kingstowne area – Beulah and Manchester – bus on Beulah.
Great first job. Need references, parental ok, and report card.
Former teacher now doing child care.
Original URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/dmg/1234563648.html

* Response from angry CL reader:

14) Re: Child Care "Position" (Kingstowne Va)
Just because you're willing to hire a young teen DOES NOT condone you paying them WELL BELOW minimum wage. Let kids these days learn the value of a dollar!! Not $5/hr.
That's criminal.
Original URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/dmg/1234981597.html
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15) Care Provider needed in my Home (Va Beach)
Single Military Mother,
Live in Oceana. but work in Norfolk...
Have a 4 year old and a 6 year old. who need to be preped for school for between 0430-0800 when they are put on the bus for school, Monday to Friday.
However in the summer will also nee care for them M-F from 0430-330 pm while I am at work. Help needed ASAP...
Please be prepared to provide references, and to have a back ground check run.
Compensation: 80/week plus gas during non summer months, 150/week during summer months, meals provided by myself.
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/dmg/1233207401.html
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16) Child Care Needed (Yorktown)
CHILD CARE NEEDED IN MY HOME IN YORKTOWN. I have two school age children, 9 & 7, who need summer care. They are fairly "low maintenance" kids, very independant, just need a little supervision. Monday - Friday 7:30am - 5:30 pm. We also have a cat & a puppy, so I need someone who is pet friendly as well. One child will be attending summer school for a month in the mornings. Only dependable, mature persons should call 696-****. Pay rate will be $150-$175.00 a week. Must have own transportation, good driving record, and prefer someone CPR certified.
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1234385670.html
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17) Need fulltime Sitter/Daycare (Chesapeake)
I am looking for someone to care for my two year old daughter starting next week. Our current sitter has to move, and won't be able to watch her anymore. The most I can afford to pay each week is between 80-100. I'm a single mother that works full time. I can provide her lunches if need be, and supply diapers, wipes, etc. I live off Campostella, and work off Military Hwy, so I'm looking for someone in that vicinity. I've emailed several people on craigslist, and have had very few offers. I need someone who is going to care for my child that I can trust. As I said, I can only afford 80-100 a week, so please don't offer if you charge more than that. I do greatly appreciate the offer though. Thank you for your time.
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1233914888.html
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18) I AM LOOKING FOR A SITTER (Aurora)
HELLO EVERYONE, I AM LOOKING FOR AN EXPERIENCED, RESPONSIBLE, RELIABLE AND CARING BABYSITTER TO BABYSIT MY 10 MONTH OLD FOR A WEEK IN JULY AND A WEEK IN AUGUST, AS WELL AS A FEW VARIOUS DAYS THROUGHOUT THE SUMMER. MY CURRENT BABYSITTER IS TAKING A COUPLE OF WEEKS VACATION AND I AM IN NEED OF A REPLACEMENT FOR THE TIMES THAT SHE WILL BE UNAVAILABLE. I AM OFFERING NO MORE THAN $100 PER WEEK AND NO MORE THAN $20 PER DAY. PLEASE, PLEASE CONTACT ME AT 773-407-**** OR EMAIL ME SO THAT WE CAN ARRANGE A TIME TO MEET.
MY 10 MONTH OLD IS A SWEET BOY AND HE'LL WARM YOUR HEART TO THE CORE. EVERYONE THAT COMES IN CONTACT WITH HIM, WHETHER IT BE THE GROCERY STORE, MALL, ON THE SIDEWALK, LOVES HIS SMILE AND PERSONALITY. HE'S MY PRIDE AND JOY, SO MY HUSBAND AND I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO FIND A WONDERFUL BACK UP BABYSITTER TO USE WHENEVER NEED.
SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY PLEASE. I TAKE MY BABY'S HEALTH AND SAFETY STRONGLY.
I LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU! THANKS SO MUCH, MONICA
Original URL: http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/kid/1238393500.html
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19) Reliable Nanny Needed (Las Vegas)
I need a nanny for my 3 yr old son full time and my daughter only till school starts up again mid august. you will ahve a 4 day work week Wed-Sat. hours will be wed,thurs, fri, 8:30am to 5:30 pm and Sat 7:30 to 5:30pm DO NOT REPLY IF YOU ARE NOT AVAILABLE THESE HOURS AND DAYS AND IF YOU ARE NOT RELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY . I will need you to come to my home I live in the northwest. I prefer CPR certified and PLEASE LIKE ABOVE IF YOU ARE NOT AVAILABLE THESE DAYS AND TIMES DO NOT RESPOND. Looking for someone we can call family As far as compensation goes we can only afford 125 a week 500 monthly if this is something that will work for you please email me back asap Thank you
Original URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/kid/1240180776.html
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20) Seeking On Call Sitter (Las Vegas)
I already have a FT night sitter, but was looking for an on call sitter in case she couldn't make it. I work nights at 6:30 or 8:30 and get off anywhere between 1 am and 5 am. So will need you on call till 5:30 am. Light cleaning. ie. vacuum, fold laundry, put away dishes, wipe down counter. etc. Pay is $40/night Also seeking a PT On call sitter. Pay is $4/hr. In my home Thank you Kristie Compensation: $40/night , $4/hr days
Original URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/dmg/1218358503.html
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21) In MY house babysitter needed for flexible hours please!!!!! (Hampton)
Hi my name is Ashley and I am seeking a babysitter that would be able to come to my home and watch my 7 and a half month old daughter angelina I currently live in Bethel Manor base housing so a military wife would be great! I am looking to charge between 50-75 a week and need someone who is very flexible i have school and a part time job at the commissary so some weekends may be needed. My daughter is very independent and does not need any type of speacial care what so ever. She is very friendly and does not cry around new people I must say she is truly a blessing. If anyone out there can help me out please text or call me at 757-660-**** or just respond via email if you have anymore questions thank you so much.
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1234102209.html
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22) Nanny Needed (Oklahoma City)
Two Oklahoma City parents who adore their children need a nanny. :) We also need a little help making sure the kitchen is clean and the toys are picked up. I (the Mom) need someone who will follow my fairly detailed learning schedule and who will do her best to do as I would do for my children. This position would start August 12, with several days of paid training beforehand (scheduled throughout the summer). We will consider allowing a mom to bring one child with her.
Daughter - 28 months
Son - 13 months
Pay - $220.00/week
Hours - M-F, 7:00 am until about 4:15 pm.
***GREAT BENEFIT - We would follow vacation schedule per Mustang Public School District's calendar (so - summer's off, 2 weeks off at Christmas, etc). Vacation time lasting more than three days would not be compensated, but, please contact us with questions (babysitterfor2@****) - my husband and I have discussed some great ideas about how to make this a blessing - and, days when our kids are sick and four day work weeks would still be paid in full. Three day work weeks will be pro-rated.
Original URL: No URL Given

*Response from ISYN reader to the above Ad:
23) You want someone to watch your two toddlers all day long for 4.88 and hour? Seriously?

And this is the response I received. At least she was nice about it - but the justifications and touting Kindercare as EXCELLENT cracked me up!

* Response from OP to ISYN reader:
24) Dear Ms. M (I assume),
I appreciate your inquiry. Your opinion and statement do make a point. I had a LOT of positive responses (in fact, you're the only incredulous one), and I believe I can show you why, if you're interested.
Living the lifestyle of a nanny is not like being a babysitter. Being a nanny is like being a stay at home (seragate) mom - how can you put a value on it? It seems absurd, but hardly anyone can charge more than $100 - $120 dollars a week to watch a two year old child....there are sincerely not that many people out there who can afford the expense. Then, double that (or triple or whatever) for more children. Think about what a middle class family (with no help from the government) must do in order to spend $880 a month on daycare...not to mention the other costs of raising children. My husband works 75 hours a week (35 hours goes to daycare). Also, a lot of mom's can't sustain their moderate family lifestyle by losing their entire salary (and health insurance etc.) by staying home...
BUT, if you could be a nanny, and bring your own child with you - you would save daycare expense and earn money simultaneously...you may be able to do work out what many women, including myself, dream of doing - to spend all of your time with your children! Spending time at home with children - be it yours or someone elses - is the main benefit of being a nanny.
Just FYI - The very best and excellent daycares (like Kindercare, etc.) that watch kids from 6-6 only charge $135 (and, they provide food, craft materials, etc). More reasonable daycares charge much less than that...in fact, I have found excellent care for $185 a week - for both kids! I know you're not interested in our post, but for future reference, please keep in mind that if most people could afford to pay nannies what they deserve - noone would need one...every mother would probably just stay home. I know I would... God bless you in your search... Annette
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25) Part-time Childcare Assistant (Ann Arbor)
Stay at home mother of 5 small children seeking a part-time individual to help with very basic childcare and household services during the summer. Working hours can be negotiated, however we are seeking an individual to come in and help out for approximately 12-15 hours a week during the day. Morning is preferred. Must provide own transportation. Days can also be negotiated. T-W-Th would be best for us...but we will leave it open to discussion. This position will pay $6.00 an hour. If interested, please email a brief summary of your experience.
Original URL: http://annarbor.craigslist.org/kid/1233877225.html
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26) I NEED A NANNY PLEASE HELP (Las Vegas)
I have posted almost every day needing a nanny but no one can work the hours and days I need wed-sat or they want more than my mortgage payment I am compensating fairly and need someone that is RELIABLE if you dont show I cant work which means no job for me please help me out here if you are available wed-fri 8:30 -5:30 and sat 7:30 to 5:30 to come to my home please respond ASAP pay is 550 a month and/or 135 a week thank you so much
Original URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/kid/1241806012.html

* Response from CL reader to the above Ad:

27) RE: I NEED A NANNY PLEASE HELP (Las Vegas)
Hello,
I just wanted to give you a hint as to why you're not finding anyone. You are NOT compensating fairly. You're looking for someone to work for you for 37 hours a week and you're only willing to pay them $135 - or, $3.65 an hour. Would you work for that? Could you pay your bills with that amount of money? A professional nanny who is working full time ONLY works for you - you are their sole means of compensation. No one can live on $3.65 an hour. Many people think that nannies just sit around all day and don't deserve a fair wage. But do you just sit around all day with your kids? No! And neither would your nanny. And nannies do not care for your children as a side job, being your nanny IS their job and they need to make enough money to live on. A person could make more than $3.65 working at a fast food restaurant; why would they work twice as hard as a nanny for less pay?
Also, in your ad you say that you will pay "550 a month and/or 135 a week." That doesn't even make sense. Are you saying that you would possibly pay someone $135 a week with a $550 bonus each month? Because "and" means that you'll do both - $550 on a monthly basis AND $135 on a weekly basis. While I highly doubt that's what you're saying, it would make it slightly more palatable, bringing the grand total to $7.36 an hour.
I'm not saying that you're wrong for only being able to afford that. You have what you have and you can hardly be expected to pull money from thin air to pay a nanny. What I am saying is that nannies are LUXURIES. If you can't afford one (the going rate is between $10 and $15 an hour) then take your child to daycare. Or hire a babysitter. Or work out a trade with other moms that you know. Or ask your friends and family to help. Yes, I know those options aren't ideal. However, once again, you have what you have. If you can't afford something you can't have it. You don't expect to walk into Neiman Marcus and have them sale you a Kate Spade diaper bag for a third of the price because that's all you can afford, do you? No, you go to Wal-Mart and buy the Great Value diaper bag. There's nothing wrong with the Great Value diaper bag, just like there's nothing wrong with daycare. Some people (few people) are blessed with being able to afford luxury items. The rest of us are not. That doesn't mean that there's something wrong with us it just means that we have to live within our means and we cannot expect other people to sacrifice their finances to boost our self esteem by allowing us to have luxury items that we can not afford.
I truly do wish you the best of luck in finding childcare. I just hope you stop holding out for a nanny and realize that unless you can afford to truly compensate them fairly you will have to look at other alternatives.
Original URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/kid/1241885051.html
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Saturday, December 26, 2009
pre new years cl wtf with mary poppinz
.... WHAT?!

Feature: Worst Offer Ever!
1) Baby Childcare Needed (Miami)
Hello I Need childcare for my two babies one is a 3year old and the other is a 2mth old in January. The reason why, is because I am going t be working and most likely going to be going to school. The type of person who I would like is someone who is going to be attentive to my boys. There are my pride and joy! Also I would like someone who is going to be on time, with .I will be providing the food for them so dont worry. The times I need are Sunday (through) Saturday.. so that means Sunday,Mon,Tues,Wed,Thurs,Fri,and Sat. The Pay is goingto be 50$ a week. And later on if appropriate and duties are met I will make arrangements with you .. I can be reached at lilmexrican17@**** email or instant message for any questions thank you.
Original URL: http://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/kid/1522652436.html
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2) Wanted: Sitter for Mon, Dec 28 (DC)
Hello. I'm looking for a babysitter for my 3 year old daughter tomorrow, Mon Dec 28 for about 4-6 hours while I run errands, etc. I'm looking for someone in the Chantilly/Manassas/Centreville/South Riding area. Please email me your flate rates and location. Thanks.
Original URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/kid/1524496137.html
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3) babysitter needed (Seattle)
I am in need of an occasional babysitter in my north everett home, most of the time I give great notice as to when I need a sitter sometimes I ask short notice as well, but if your not always available that is ok as well. I do need someone today if anyone is interested in making some Christmas Money let me know, but you need to be able to provide your own transportation and have a personal refrence as well. Thanks
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/dmg/1518583166.html
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4) Nannies.. I need you opinions please!.. HELP! (NY)
I am losing my mind.. ok something happened this morning and its pissing me off and i think i might be over reacting.. so please tell me what u think.

I showed up for work this mornign right, and when the dad opened the door to let me in, there was the garbage truck at the gate picking the trash up... so as I stepped in the dad said to the kid, ' Jayson, look what the garbage truck brought in!!" at this point i was SHOCKED but i didnt know if he was refering to me..THEN he said " she hopped on the back of the truck!" Ok , so now i know it was ME that " the garbage truck brought in" ummm... yeah... It's pissing me off.... this dad is normally talking in a wierd voice to the kid.. acting real immature and cracking jokes and shit with his kids... do u think he crossed the line or should i just relax because he meant no offense? I am the type of person who dont say anything if you offend me, but I will DO something.. like in their case, not show up for work... unexpectedly of course!
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/kid/1514550481.html
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5) Snotty Kids (Norfolk)
It's Christmas week, don't bring your sick ass kids to day care. I can't afford to get sick and I don't want my kids sick either. The crappy $$$ you pay me for a day won't even cover the copays to take my kids to the doctor, let alone the medicines and tissues. Keep your sick asses at home, damn!
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/rnr/1519093840.html

* Responses from angry CL readers:

6) Re: Snotty Kids (Norfolk)
Did you ever think about sending a letter to your so called clients discussing the issue of sick children rather than continually posting here with your bitching? I would never want you touching my children let alone being responsible for them in a daycare situation. You are a piece of shit lady.
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/rnr/1519108470.html

7) Re: Snotty Kids (Norfolk)
you punk, can kiss my ass. this is my first posting here. as far as your statement, i have asked several times for parents not to bring sick kids here. it is in my paperwork that they receive when they start in my care. some parents are dumb and do not think their kids are sick if they cough all day, run a fever, or have snotty noses. if they need medicine to get through the day, they are obviously sick. i can't afford to get sick, i do not want my kids getting sick, and the other parents don't appreciate sick kids being here with their kids all day either. it's common courtesy, especially since it's christmas week and no one wants to have sick kids for christmas. you must feel bad for being one of the dumbasses who takes their sick kids to a daycare so you don't have to take care of them all day.
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/rnr/1519119213.html

8) Re: Re: Snotty Kids (Norfolk)
Wow! With your crappy attitude, I feel sorry for any parent who is letting you watch thier kids. You sound like JUST the kind of person people want their kid to be around all day. Bitchy, resentful, hostile and angry. Charming.......... It's obvious you went into daycare for the money (and complain what the pay is, even tho YOU set the rates) Not for a love of children and to stay home with your own. So if a parent shows up with a obviously sick kid, why are you not stopping them at the door and telling tthem no that day? Oh wait that's right, because sometimes kids seem perfectly healthy at one point then start acting sick a few hours later (see, I remembered that fdrom when my kid was little) But of course, running a day care, you wouldn't know that of course. You are welcome to quit watching other people's kids in favor for work more suited to your skill level, like Burger King. They seem to have that crappy attitude there too! Then you can spend your day there dealing with adults who are sick, breathing on you and whine about how sick people should stay home, as I am sure you never ever leave your house or send your kids out when you are sick or have a cold.
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/rnr/1519325321.html

9) Re: Snotty Kids (Norfolk)
Fuck you snotty bitch. Quit bitching about what you make and be grateful you even have a job. If I knew who you are I'd forward your comments to your boss. If you own your day care I'd see to it you have your license revoked. Now shut the fuck up and take care of the little bastards as you have promised your paying clients you would do! Cunt!!
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/rnr/1519389369.html

10) Re: Snotty Kids (Norfolk)
I am thankful I have a job, not thankful for dr. bills piling up from constantly being sick. As far as telling my boss, you just did jackass, I am self employed. I've been doing this for years, so I can't be that bad if I have had the same families for years. Just because I gripe here one time doesn't mean I'm a cunt. That's what this section is for dummy. I love being here with my kids, watching other kids, and getting things done that Ineed to get done. I'm a great provider with happy kids, sad thing is I probably do more in a day than you do in a week. I just needed to open some eyes about everyone taking sick kids there and passing on germs, because telling parents isn't working for some reason. Everyone likes to think their kids 'aren't that sick" and just drops them off. Sure, sometimes they are fine and get sick later in the day, that's understandable. But when you try to drop them off with dried snot on their face, snot pouring from their nostrils, coughing, and red eyes sunk in their head...hello...THEY ARE SICK and should be at home with YOU, not ME! It states that in my rules as well.
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/rnr/1519454138.html

11) Re: Snotty Kids (Norfolk)
I can appreciate you not wanting sick kids in your daycare, but me being a single parent, I cannot afford to take off work to watch my kid. There have been plenty of times I've dropped my kid off at daycare when they were sick, but "oh fucking well". I couldn't care less if my kids gets other kids sick, that's how they build up immunity.
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/rnr/1519466461.html

12) Re: Snotty Kids (Norfolk)
Hey you bitch, if you run a daycare then you and your children are exposed to germs. It doesn't matter whether the kids show signs of a cold or not, they are a breading ground for germs...even your perfect kids. I guess they didn't teach you that in Daycare 101. I suppose, basic common sense and intelligence are not requirements for a daycare license or you are probably one the many who watch kids and do not have a license. When my children were young, they were enrolled in a professional daycare/preschool not some so called daycare where a bitch such as yourself just watches the kids and bitches at them all day. You are a complete lowlife and have no business watching any children, even your own and if I could find out who you were, I would file a complaint with the health department. Now go fuck off and smack one of your sick kids. By the way, I hope you and your kids get the flu this week so you can spend your time at the doctors bitching instead of enjoying Christmas you bitch.
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/rnr/1519481122.html
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13) Seeking reliable sitter on 12/31 (Milwaukee)
We are seeking a responsible, reliable sitter on 12/31 from about 7pm-2am latest! Care would be for a 7 yr old boy and a 28mth old girl. They are awesome children and would be in bed not long after you arrive, therefore the job would be real easy. Dinner will already be provided prior to your arrival. Must interact with my children, not just sit on your phone or the internet all evening. Great references & clean background need to inquire only. Ideal for a teen or college student who could use extra cash. My home only! Please do not contact me about your home daycare! I will not reply. Pay will be $40 for the night. Please reply with a brief description of yourself and a contact number to reach you at. Thanks!
Original URL: http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/kid/1511216605.html
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14) Looking for Nanny/Babysitter starting Jan 4th, 2010 (Milwaukee)
I am looking for a nanny or babysitter in my home for my 4 month old son starting January 4th, 2010. I need coverage on Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday. Hours are 8 am to 4:30 pm. The pay scale is $140 per week. I am currently interviewing candidates, so please email me if you are interested as I am looking to make a decision no later than Christmas. In addition, any applicant must be willing to submit to a full background check. Thank you & I hope to hear from you! Jennifer
Original URL: http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/kid/1498410132.html
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15) Full Time Nanny Needed (Bronx NY)
LONG TERM Nanny needed to take care of a 2 month old baby boy. Also house cleaning, and cooking. Also, we'll need you to watch our 3 1/2 yr old son for about 1 1/2 hours after he gets dropped off by the school bus, Monday through Friday: from 9am to about 7.30pm (aprox). Ocassional weekends will be paid extra. We offer $300 a week, depending on your experience, flexibility and cualifications. Only legal status. We will do a professional background check, so don't waste your time if you don't have good references or any past criminal history, etc.
You must be very reliable and responsible. You must love kids and family. CPR certification is desirable. Please send us an email with your information. Thank you.
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/kid/1517784036.html
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16) Nanny Wanted ASAP (New Boston)
I need two nannys. I have 3 little girls that need some attention. I work about 80hrs a week. I am a single mother no help from there father. I have a car that u w used when you have my girls! The hours are long! 8am - 9pm sometimes not all the time! I work agency so some days are short some are long. I need you to be flexible w me! I pay 75.00 for the long days 50.00 for a normal day. Please give me a call ********** my name is *****. The ages are 4 years old 2 years old and 9months old. Thank you
Original URL: none given
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17) Nanny in Houston area (Houston)
We are in need of an experienced nanny for our 4 month old baby. Hours would be from 8a.m. - 4p.m. four days a week at maximum wage of $240/wk. Duties would include caring for baby and housekeeping. Experience with newborns as well as references from former employers are required. Applicants must have their own transportation and communicate well in English.
Original URL: http://houston.craigslist.org/kid/1517966152.html
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18) Live for FREE for Childcare (Baltimore)
We need a Nanny to move into our home and help us with our children. We cannot afford the high costs of childcare and would like to offer someone the opportunity to live for FREE in exchange for taking care of our children.

You would get FREE room and board, FREE wireless internet access, FREE utilities, FREE phone, FREE cable and FREE meals. If you add up the cost of Rent, Utilities, Phone, Cable, Internet and food.... you will see that our offer is quite lucrative. The room can be furnished for you or unfurnished, if you have your own stuff.

Due to the times that are needed, you could even maintain a part time job, during the day. The actual childcare responsibilities would be from 3:00 pm through 7:00 am Monday through Thursday. Friday and weekends would be your own, except if we needed you to watch the children for occasional social activities.

Please reply with a little about yourself and why you think you may be the one for this opportunity. We must have someone who adores children and has a warm heart. We are looking for someone to start immediately.
Original URL: http://baltimore.craigslist.org/dmg/1514869658.html
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19) Nanny needed - days a week in my home (Milwaukee)
I am looking for someone to watch my 4-month old son in my home 4 days a week (Mon, Tues, Thurs, Fri). Hours are 8-5:30, but we can be flexible if needed. Pay is $40/day. Please contact me if you're interested and we can start the interview process. All applicants must agree to a full background check to be considered. We're hoping to have someone in place by January 18th.
Looking forward to hearing from you!
Original URL: http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/kid/1519920598.html
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20) Nanny/Au Pair needed Urgently (unknown)
We are looking for someone to get the children ready in the morning, prepare and clear up the family's breakfast, make the beds, and take the children to school, which is about a 1.5km walk away. The Au pair would then need to pick them up at 3.20 and look after them until we get home. We will ask the Au pair to babysit 1-2 evenings a week. We have a really great cleaner, so there wouldn't be any heavy housework. There is a bit of light cleaning and laundry which would take about 90 minutes a day in total.There would be plenty of time free in the day to go to language school, and there are a lot of good ones in the area. How does the Au pair live? The Au pair would have her own room, which is huge, and has a double bed, with sitting area and
TV/DVD/Video/Hi-fi. There is wireless broadband internet in the house. Working hours:07.30 to 09.00 and 1520 to 1930Plus about 60-90 minutes of housework a day to fit in with the Au pair's schedule. 25-30 hours a week Benefit: Know that i will pay you 1,200 POUNDS monthly and a pocket money of 200 POUNDS per week for the buying of some things for yourself. I will also be responsible for some of the funds for your traveling documents.
Original URL: none given
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21) Looking for babysitter in Dale City, Woodbridge (DC)
I am looking for a babysitter in the Dale City, Woodbridge area to look after my 5 month old son during the day from 7.00am to latest 4.00pm while I go to work in DC. I am willing to pay $125 from Mon to Friday. This will only be temporary for 2 -3 weeks until I resume my regular schedule. Please reply if interested. Thank you.
Original URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/dmg/1522413390.html
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22) Live In Nanny Needed (Seattle)
I am looking for a live in nanny. I have 3 children half time I have shared custody with the father. I do have a baby full time though.. You must be able to pass a background check. I have a nice large house and you would be able to consider this your home rent free to watch my children in the evening while they are sleeping and sometimes during the day. I can also give you spending cash.. E mail if you are interested. I need someone soon so I will probably e mail you right back. Thanks
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/dmg/1515996606.html
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23) Looking to hire a Nanny (NY)
This is a mon-fri position to start as soon as possible. Salary negotiable and dependent on experience. Interest in early childhood development a plus. The chidren are 4 year old twin boys. Please email resume and previous work experience. Compensation: $30+/hr
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/dmg/1522834255.html
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Feature Ad:
1) Thrustworthy nanny/housekeeper (Denver)
Hello Thankks for reading my ads. I am 28 years old and healthy if you need someone to look after your kids with you are not availabe or need help to clean your house I would be more than happy to offer my service to you.I am hard working and very thrustworthy person and I do have passion taking care and work with Children too. I just want to work right here in Golden and 64Th Ave. neighbooring cities of Arvada. Please email me back at kayasc94@****
Service pay $10-$15 per hour. Thank you
Original URL: http://denver.craigslist.org/kid/1387707724.html
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2) i am looking for a live in nanny (Nashville)
i am looking for a live in nanny for my older puppy she is 2 yrs old and we are still working on training her the problem we just dnt have the time we recently got a puppy but he is taking alot of our time with feedings every couple of hours and making sure he drinks and everything he is only about a pound and the one i need the most help with is 50 pounds she is very nice to him but they have only played on our bed we have not allowed the new pup on the ground untill he has all of his shots the girl (the one you would be watching) loves to play out side for a little bit then come inside and watch movies play with toys and take naps but she has to be reminded to go out so if you forget she will not give you any warning but other than that she is very easy so if you know anyone that could do this or if you would be willing just let me know asap also send your experience as a nanny and with animals and if you are not able to do the live in nanny thing whay hours could you work and what you would want as far as pay thank you very much can not wait to hear from you ps the pups are my children and i want the very best for them that is all
Original URL: http://nashville.craigslist.org/kid/1380611661.html
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3) Snarky, OCD, Caffine-Dependent Nanny Seeks New Position (Atlanta)
If you're looking for a perpetually cheery, constantly calm, and utterly sweet-natured nanny, please move on to the next ad.

If you would like a nanny who is willing to admit to some character flaws, please read on!

I'm a natural night owl who is kind of slow to wake up in the morning, hence the caffine dependency. I'm organized at work to a point that can occasionally annoy parents, especially when I voluntarily organize the spices while the children nap. I also have what can be kindly described as a "quirky" sense of humor, which can lead to snarky remarks, especially in the morning before I get some of that caffine in my system. Expect a level of snark directly proportional to the mess I face when I walk in your door in the morning, because while *I* may not be at my best in the morning, my OCD is always up and raring to go.

On the positive side, I am always happy to rock a baby to sleep, cuddle a toddler after a tantrum, play endless games of Candyland/Barbies/Legos with your preschoolers (or will happily spend hours at the local playground), help school-age kids finish homework without any high-level drama, and I am a whiz with stain-removal and general laundry issues. I can also cook delicious meals which your children may or may not eat, toilet train the most recalcitrent toddler in time for them to start school, and generally make your life easier in any number of ways.

In short, I am not perfect, but I may be the perfect nanny for your family! Please contact me and I will send you my resume and other information. I am happy to provide references and letters of reccomendation once we have met and established a mutual interest in developing a working relationship.

The basic vital stats:
16 years experience as a FT Nanny
Worked with children between the ages of 2 days and 10 years old.
Available up to 50 hours per week, some flexibility available
Open to nanny-share with well-matched families
Postpartum Doula
College educated - BS in Psychology
Original URL: http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/kid/1368760489.html
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4) Babysitter needed TONIGHT (Houston)
In need of a sitter tonight from about 7 to 2 am. Also this could be a permanent part time job. I am located in the Cooperfield/Cypress area. I would llike it to be in-home babysitting to make my 2 girls more comfortable. I have a 1 year old and a 2 1/2 year old. If interested please email me asap! Thank you. Please send me a contact number and your rates when emailing me back please. And be prepared for a meeting today before 7 pm to see if you mesh well with my kids.
Original URL: http://houston.craigslist.org/dmg/1375583534.html
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5) Part-time Nanny needed (Sacramento)
Hi our names are Emma and Tiffany and we are looking for someone to care for our three children in our home during the hours that we are attending school. You would have to be extremely flexible because our schedules are conflicting. This would be perfect for someone that is jobless and desperate to make money! You will be paid through Child Action for the care of all three children…Basically you’ll be making minimum wage.
Qualifications- Female, Previous experience with children, Several references, Non-smoking, Knowledge of CPR, ECE Units are a plus but not a must, Reliable transportation, No Criminal Record
Responsibilities- Interacting with children, Battery Free. You can NOT sit them in front of the television and talk on your cell phone! Two of the children are 4 and will tell us everything that goes on while we are gone. Preparing meals, drinks and snacks, Picking up after the kids!
We are looking for someone to start Thursday, October 1st. To set up an interview please contact us through email with a description of yourself along with your contact info!
Original URL: http://sacramento.craigslist.org/kid/1388954385.html
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6) WANTED: Live in Nanny starting in Dec. (Alabama)
I'm looking for a live in Nanny for my son. I'm looking for someone to start in Dec. however if you don't mind sharing his room until then you can start earlier. My son is 3 yrs old, and mostly potty trained. I live in a 3 bedroom apt and am looking for someone who is willing to keep my son while I'm at work (Mon-Fri 7:30 to 5:30) and 2 nights a week one of which is a weekend night in exchange for room and board in the third bedroom. No rent or power will be charged to you however, if you have a cell phone or other bill of that nature then you may want a second job to pay for those types of expenses. Must be responisble, no drug or alcohol issues. Background check will be done. Email if interested with a short bio of yourself and a picture. Be sure to include full name in email.
Original URL: http://bham.craigslist.org/kid/1385098918.html
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7) OH GOD PLEASE HELP (Milwaukee)
I HAVE A 2 1/2 YEAR OLD THAT TO BE UP FRONT IS DRIVING ME CRAZY. UNLIKE HER BROTHER WHO GOES TO SCHOOL, SHE REALLY HAS NO FRIENDS. I WORK CRAZY HOURS AND MY WIFE GOES TO SCHOOL SO WE CANT REALLY DO A LOT WITH KIDS DURING THE WEEK. SO TO GET TO THE POINT I WAS WONDERING IF THERE IS A BABYSITTER IN THE WEST ALLIS (AND ONLY WEST ALLIS AREA) THAT COULD WATCH HER 1 MAYBE 2 DAYS A WEEK. IM NOT RICH SO I CANT AFFORD TONS OF MONEY BUT SHE NEEDS TO HAVE SOME FRIENDS. IM LOOKING ALSO FOR GIRLS AROUND HER AGE SO SHE DOES NOT FEEL ALONE. CALL ME @ 414 736 **** OR EMAIL ME @ tdysland@****. THANK YOU AND HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY.
Original URL: http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/kid/1387615389.html
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8) WE NEED SOMEONE TO START TODAY!!! (New York)
We have a very easy position for someone who is in good physical shape, and can walk several sets of stairs! We need someone to take our daughter on the train into NYC for school 3 days a week.
Schedule is as follows
Monday 9:15am-1pm
Tuesday 10:00am-3pm
Wed 10:00am-6pm
You will take our daughter on the Light Rail to the Path Train to the NYC Subway. She will then have school and you will do the same returning home.
VERY EASY***NO CLEANING***MOST OF THE HOURS THE CHILD IS IN CLASS****JUST GIVE HER A SNACK ON WED...NO MEALS REQUIRED!
A great gig for a student.
*******$12 AN HOUR******** plus we pay all travel when you are with our daughter
NEED SOMEONE FUN AND FIT- LOTS OF STAIRS INVOLVED
TRUSTWORTHY
POSITIVE ATTITUDE ONLY NEED APPY
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/jsy/kid/1391592050.html
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9) Live-in Babysitter Wanted (California)
Hi! We are a family of four; our girl is 7 and our boy is 4. We are looking for a special younger person; no older than 23, who is interested in a long term position/relationship
with our family. This is not a common Craigslist ad...In actuality we are looking for another family member...We can discuss more about this later...
For starters we offer a large private room in our home; a car and bike for your private use; all utilities and food; and a monthly salary to be negotiated. Your responsibility will be to
take care of the kids and everything that that entails. Of course, my wife and I will also help....If you are a student or have a part-time job; this can be worked into the schedule.
It is a plus if you are Hispanic or bilingual Spanish,,,but all nationalities are welcome..as long as your English is pretty fluent.
It is absolutely necessary that you love children and playing with them! You must be happy, responsible and creative! Actually it will be the kids who pick the person to live with us...
If you like to travel...You will be able to see the world with our family...For example, we will be in the Caribbean for the month of December and the following year we will be living
abroad in another part of the world for a year.
We live on the Westside of Santa Cruz a block from the beach. If you are interested please send us a picture, some info about yourself, a bio or resume, or why you think you
would like to live with us; send us anything so we can get to know you...and of course your phone number. Thank you and we look forward to meeting you soon........
Original URL: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/scz/kid/1388584794.html
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10) Single mother; no job need a free babysitter please!!!!! (Madison)
hello, i am a single 23 year old mother of a 6 month old daughter. The father is no longer invloved and hasnt ben since about 4 months ago. I am not working right now but i am contiuing to look. i still live with my parents and they work during the week. I could really use some help once of twice during the week for about 3 hours or so. I am not working like i said so i can't afford to pay anything, i am looking for someone that is willing to just help someone out. I would be most please to find another single motherand we could trade off and on helping eachother. Well if yo know of anyone or if you are willing to help me please email me....
about you: must have child care experience,be good with kids, must not smoke or drink cause i dont allow it around my daughter. and must have 2 references. If you are interested please email me back....with more info on yourself.
Original URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/1382820049.html
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11) Babysitter needed tomorrow 9/20 (California)
I don't usually have to work weekends but I do tomorrow. I need somone trustworthy from 9-6. My son is 3 1/2 years old and a very active little boy. I can pay $30 for the day. Please call 707-685-**** if you are intrested in watching my son tomorrow.
Original URL: http://sacramento.craigslist.org/kid/1382325813.html
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12) Live-in Philippina Housekeeper/Cook Needed ASAP (DC)
I need an experienced housekeeper who can cook well. This is a perminent long-term position Sunday through Thursday and I pay $500. a week plus room and board. There is also 2 days of childcare when the nanny has off. You won't have to do housekeeping on those 2 days. I need someone who can drive and has a good driving record and good work references that can be checked. If qualified call #703-496-****.
Original URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/dmg/1382461807.html
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13) Nanny Needed ASAP Please Respond Quickly (California)
Hello I have twin girls 5 years old I need a nanny asap. The hours will be set by the nanny they go to school 3 days a week for 4 hours. Basicaly the duties are nothing more then babysitter and keep them from killing eachother. You may have to spank some butts lol they can be that bad. The pay is $600.00 a week we can do cash or payroll up to you. Just please respond asap I need to setup interviews for this weekend to have someone still monday.
Original URL: http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/kid/1390238114.html
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14) Sitter Needed (Providence)
looking for a very reliable and friendly person to help with my 3 childen. I will be running errands, working part time, and doing house work. I expect you to prepare easy meals, light cleanup, lots of playing!!!, bathing, homework and bedtime. I expect you to have transportation and a good driving record, at least 3 references, and love children. 2 of my kids are autistic but I can train you with the details. My kids are 3,4,and 6 so there is diapers to change too. You will be starting at 9 hours and getting to 25 hours in a few weeks. The pay is $12 hourly paid bimonthly. (State taxes taken out) I would prefer someone local in seekonk and students welcome. I need afternoons most days starting at 3:00pm and as late as 9:00pm. Saturdays 9:30-3:30 eventually. My current sitter is having a baby in 3-4 weeks and needs to rest now! She is not sure about returning. The important thing is that this makes everyone comfortable - I have to trust you with my children and I take this seriously! - Please email a resume and phone me to speak in person. I will interview applicants after references are checked - thank you and serious inquires only- Shannon - 508-838-****
Original URL: http://providence.craigslist.org/kid/1388518466.html
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15) You Know What I Hate..... (New York)
When people post ads seeking a nanny and are telling the nanny to, in their reply, STATE WHY THEY ARE A GOOD CANDIDATE FOR THE POSITION! omfg! pisses me off.

Obviously they are a good candidate for the position because they have experience in childcare , CHOSE to find a job AS A NANNY and they are SEEKING A JOB.

I also hate when the parents want at least 3 references, background check, driving records check and CREDIT fucking Check! Like the kids are loans and the nanny is borrowing the kids!
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/kid/1392004130.html
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16) Beware.... (Chicago)
Attention all people looking for part time work as a babysitter, nanny, housekeeper, etc. I recently worked or a mother, who seemed like the perfect mom at first! But she is the nightmare mom we all fear!!

First off, I am not here to degrade her in any way. I am simply informing all of those who she may contact to come work for her of what she might do to you from what she has done to me AND another girl who worked for her!! Two girls so far had the same experience with her, some thing has got to give!

Her number one fault was not paying me any money she had owed me. How she did it?

Well, Her method of payment was that I create a some what "sign in sign out" sheet, and just clock in when I start and write down the time before I leave. Then at the end of the month, she will write me a check for my time worked. I thought this was an ok idea because I was doing this for the experience and something to fill my spare time , and was not to interested in the money alone. So I did that.

To give you an idea of how she worked me, read on...

She lives in a large mansion in Oakbrook. She had me work very strange hours, but I was willing because I am always willing to accomodate to what the mother asks for. She made me clean the house from top to bottom, very deep cleaning made by the entire family not just the children. I had to do all the families laundry. I even had to clean her 16 year old sons bed room, which was very dirty including having week old pizza under his bed with bugs and the like. I was to scrub the walls from top to bottom, and the toilets with toothbrushes!!

One time she came back from grocery shopping, and I told her I wasn't feeling to well and would like to have gone home and get some rest. She said yes just after you bring my groceries in. So I figured I can grab a few light bags, and her teenage football playing son can bring the heavy things in like 24 pack of soda cans... but no, I had to bring EVERYTHING in. She told her son right in front of me that he needed to get to bed for his football game Saturday (this was friday afternoon) and cannot do any heavy lifting because he won't be fullyprepared for his fball game. So not feeling good, and was immediately out of breath from going in and out, I brought all the pop to the top of the basement stairs and figured maybe her husband can transfer them down to the basement where they will be stored. NO! She had me then carry all the pop (and she shops "for the month") so there were 20 of the 24pack of pop cans, very heavy! She had me carry them, I can only carry them one at a time, and she said I had to be done by the next hour which it was 3:52pm, and I told her it was going to take me some time because of the circumstances but she said she is clocking me out at that time whether I am finished or not. I was upset, but figured the extra 15 mintues wouldn't hurt me so I ignored it.

Every time I was done cleaning, she would tell me that I will be doing the same thing in two days. There is no need for that in my eyes because quite frankly, deep cleaning should be done once a week! But I did it because like I said, I follow whatever the mother tells me.

When it came to caring for her two girls, they were 6 years old and 8 years old. She had me wipe them after they used the bathroom, both number one and two, and also I had to wipe them with baby wipes from head to toe before they went to bed ( she said they are to take baths twice a week to save on water) I had to stick my finger in her children's private parts to get all dirt that might have went up them--- I DID NOT FEEL comfortable doing this and believed NOTHING should be going up a little girl's peepee or rectum, that can be very traumatizing! But she told me to do it, she also had me give them enemas twice a week.

Also, they had to wear bibs when they ate, and cannot waste a single bit of food- no problem there but when the daughter accidentally drops a bite on the floor, she made me pick it up and wipe it off and feed it back to her.

Her daughters were nothing less than the typically active young girls, which I had no problem with. But they were more energetic than typicaly girls, and very wild and crazy which of course added a bit more stress to the already stressful job. So I was expecting to be paid appropriately.

Mrs Patel and I agreed on $10 an hour, but when it came to check time at the end of the month, she said "I don't think you did the work to the best of your ability, and therefore am going to pay for $7/hour. You will get your check on the 1st of next month" I was pretty mad, and was thinking about telling her I am no longer interested in working for her.

Before I had a chance to even see her, she ignored all my phone calls, did not answer the door when I came over, she completely ignored me for no reason! It was like she never existed!! It was the because she did not want to pay me the money she owed me!! I worked a total of 87 hours that month, and did not get payment for a single one!!

So please, this mother is off her rocker, and I dont want this happening to any other babysitter.

Her name is Mrs. Patel she lives in Oakbrook. I have her exact address and phone number but I dont think that is necessary. Just giving my two cents...........
Original URL: http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/kid/1391053981.html
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17) FT BABYSITTER/NANNY AVAILABLE LESS THAN $4.50 PER HOUR (Boston)
Hi my name is Evelyn Oliver. I am 19 years old and has been babysitting for the past 5 years. I have 2 step children which I absolutly adore. Josh who is the oldest is 14 and Alyssa who is 10. I can babysit anytime that you would need me. I work out of my home in Fall River,Ma on Middle street. I help mothers who are in need of childcare services who cannot afford to pay the high rates of daycares.I only charge 4.50 an hour, which is extremely cheap compared to most babysitters rates.I do not supply the meals although I do supply snacks, movies, park trips, museums, library trips, aquariums, love, attention and much more fun things to do free of charge to you. If you are interested in my service please call my house at (508)567-**** or my cell phone at (774)365-****. Thankyou and have a wonderful day.
Original URL: http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/kid/1389929619.html
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18) Looking to babysit occassionally for the next few months (Chicago)
Hey there, I broke my finger at work and am unable to go back for another 2 months. I have been bored sitting around, and love children, so figured I would babysit. I am amazing with children and I have a Masters in Child Psychology. I currently work in rehabilitating juvenile delinquents. Money is not an issue. Please contact me if you need some extra help! Thanks!
Original URL: http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/kid/1391396621.html
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19) Childcare Assistant Needed October21 & 22 (Norfolk)
In home childcare provider is looking for a assistant to work October 21 & 22 from 8am-1pm, which is Wednesday and Thursday. Assistant must be available both days.
There will be a full time daycare assistant position offered in December 2009.
ASSISTANT MUST
* LOVE CHILDREN & HAVE EXPERIENCE
* 3 REFERENCES
* CLEAN BACKGROUND & wiling to get a background check
* NON-SMOKER
* VALID & CURRENT DRIVERS LICENSE
* MUST BE 18 YEARS OF AGE
* RELIABLE, ON-TIME, PATIENT, CALM
* CLEAN TONGUE
* BEND, SQUAT AND LIFT 30LBS
If you are interested in the full-time position as well, you must get CPR training and TB test and 6 hours of childcare training. Please let me know if you are interested and why you should be considered for the position. Please leave name and number so I can contact you for a interview.
Position for October 21st and the 22nd is paying minimum wage. SERIOUS INQUIRES ONLY!
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1389908489.html
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20) Looking for Nanny Position Beg October 12th (Mississippi)
hi my name is miranda i am 23 moving to tupelo from ft hood texas husband getting out of the army i dont know this area well only been to vicksburg and tupelo but looking for a nanny position the start date being so late is because i need to get moved in and settled with my grandmother inlaw and get things in order to begin a new life i am 23 years old and have worked with ages 8 months to 10 yrs old. all my references are in an old phone so i cant find them. but i also do house work and run errands i have been paid anywhere from $450 a week to $125 a week. i can do arts and crafts with the kids and trips to the park and laerning activites and things of the nature. hope to here from you all soon cant wait to move to the area.
Original URL: http://northmiss.craigslist.org/kid/1385379514.html
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21) wanted child care job (Tulsa)
im looking for work in the child care area. im 17 years old i also have a 6 month old son. need a part-time job.fixing to move to claremore and need the extra income. im kinda interested in doing in-home daycare. i am a high school drop out trying to get my ged though. i do have experience in babysitting for 3 years, i used to go to the margaret hudson program in broken arrow where i work in the daycare with kids newborn- 2 years. and i also did a year in early childhood development and parenting if you have anything for me please email me back thank you for your time, shelbe
Original URL: http://tulsa.craigslist.org/kid/1391008724.html
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22) Need Child Care for Friday, Saturday and Sunday (Tulsa)
Hi my name is jessica and I have an 19 month old and a 3 month old I am looking for someone in the south tulsa area who can watch them this weekend so that I can go to work it is only 3 days. I work Friday, saturday sunday monday and tuesday. But will only need them to be watched friday saturday and sunday. Also I can't pay this weekend but when I get payed on thursday I will pay if you think that you can help me out you can email at the above number or text on me on 918-894-****. Please if someone can help email or text. thanks and God bless.
Original URL: http://tulsa.craigslist.org/kid/1390616221.html
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23) Childcare Provider for sick days (Reno)
I'm looking for a child care provider for days that my children are sick and cannot attend daycare. This might be perfect for someone that is retired and has a flexible schedule, but doesn't want something everyday - just on a rare occassion. Please email me if interest with a little bit about yourself/qualifications and how much you'd like to charge for this. Thanks!!
Original URL: http://reno.craigslist.org/kid/1392592078.html
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24) I need a sitter/nanny for my 2 girls (Nashville)
Hello! I have two little girls one is 28 month old and the other is 16 months old. I have decided to go back to work so I am now in need for a nanny/sitter. My work hours should be 3:30-midnight but we leave mtsu area at 2:30 and usually arrive home at 1:45 am. We are wanting to have the sitter come to our house so our girls can sleep in there own beds and maybe be more comforable with this new change. My husband works at the same place so our hours are the same but days are different. I work M-F and he works T-Sat. So for mondays, my husband has school so we will need a sitter from I think 6-10. We will provide all the food but you will have to cook it. I am wanting just light cleaning-the kitchen done at nights and then just picking up the kids toys. No sweeping, washing or scrubbing unless of course you like doing that! We have internet for students with several programs you would need for papers and stuff and we have cable with movie channels. I want my girls to learn while they are in your care! School work, phone calls, etc can wait till after they go to sleep. Their bed time is between 9-10. If you think you would like this job we will pay 145.00 a week and maybe even include a cell phone which we will pay the bill so long as minutes are kept under the limit. please feel free to email me if you would like this job! Thanks for reading!
Original URL: http://nashville.craigslist.org/kid/1389673722.html
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25) I AM In Need Of Childcare ASAP (Sacramento)
I am looking for childcare for my 11 month old son, he will be 1 year next month. He is a very sweet outgoing little boy, very happy and lovable as well. I will be starting back to work on Tuesday 9-22-09, my hours are from 8:30-5 PM Mon - Fri. No weekends. I live in North Sacramento, but my job is in Rancho Cordova, so I would need to leave my home by 7:20 AM. I would be back home by 6:00-6:20 PM (depending on traffic) I also have a 7 year old girl, but she has her own day care that she attends at her school, you would never have to take care of her during the week. I prefer that the position is in my home, as my son is most comfortable here, he is very shy at first, but once he gets to know you, very very lovable.
Occasionally, my husband and I go to the movies, out to eat, maybe dancing (EVERY ONCE IN A GREAT WHILE) and I would also need someone that can be available an occasional day out of the weekend (the pay would be an addition to the weekly salary) The pay rate is $350 a month,(or $175 every 2 weeks) if needed on the weekends, per visit is $25 , or the pay rate can be $400 a month, but would include the occasional weekends if needed with no extra pay. My daughter that is 7 goes with her family every other weekend, if she is here when my husband and I need to go somewhere on the weekend, she will also be here, she can take care of her self, she is a very mature 7 year old, and she is very protective of her little brother and would be a GREAT help with him. She is always playing with him and making his bottles. You will need to have verifiable references, clean and neat in appearance, have previous child care experience and ready to start right away as I will be starting on Tuesday 9-22-09 @ 7:15 AM sharp. Please E-mail me if you are interested with your contact information and interest in the position along with experience. I appreciate your time in reading my post. Thank You. Shannon
Original URL: http://sacramento.craigslist.org/kid/1382611045.html
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26) Responsible, Loving Babysitter needed immediately (Sacramento)
Seeking an in home sitter with verifiable references, reliable transportation and a clean driving record to care for our two young boys ages 7 and 4. This is a full time (4yr old ) / part time (7yr old ) position. I'm looking for someone who will truely take an interest in the well being and personal development of our kids ~ we are NOT looking for a person who will plop them in front of the TV. The hours are M-F 10-5:30 & 3:30-5:30 ~ you would be responsible for picking up our son after school ( the school is 5 minutes from our home ). No housekeeping required that's my job, you will only prepare lunch for the four year old & a couple of healthy snacks ~ we just want you to focus on the kids. Reading , talking , adventures , oversee homework ~ that's your job. The salary for this position is $575 p/mth. If you are interested please email me your resume / references and call me at 916-477-**** (Joanie) to talk about setting up a personal interview. Thank you
Original URL: http://sacramento.craigslist.org/kid/1380859987.html
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27) Live Out Nanny Needed (Texas)
I am looking for a live out Nanny M-F 8am-5pm. I have two boys ages 7 and 18 months. Obviously my 7 yr old will be in school most of the day so the care would be mostly for my 18 month old. There will be a two week trial basis. I want to ensure we are all comfortable with each other. For the trial two weeks and probably the week after I will be home most of the time. My son is very attached and I want to try and make me leaving him during the day as smooth as possible.
The following ARE REQUIREMENTS, if you can not meet these, please do not waste your time or mine.

-Must have a valid drivers license with driving record. (This does not mean the driving record has to be spotless, but I will want to look at it)
-Must have own transportation.
-NON-smoking
-Criminal background will be performed.
-At least 4 non-family references. Name, phone, ages of children and length of care.

I am willing to pay as much as $175 a week and no less than $100, it all depends on experience. Light housework may need to be done, but it will be very minimal. On occasion picking my older son up from school will be needed. Right now it is just me and the boys as my husband is overseas. This job will only be until March, and I will not require holidays or nights. I need someone who really loves kids, as I said before my younger son is very attached. He is a ball of energy and needs stimulation at all times. If this seems like a good fit please contact me. Thank you.
Original URL: http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/kid/1387710462.html
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28) Need FT Nanny/Au Pair/or Live in for infant TWINS (Seattle)
Hello, Looking for an experienced Nanny/Au Pair/or Live in for my 5 month old Twins as soon as possible. The hours would be Monday - Friday 8am - 6pm. The job pays $1000.00/mo. I know it is not a lot, but it is all I can afford. I am a single mother who likes her job and really needs to keep it. I need someone that has infant experience and is RELIABLE. I really need someone to start on time so that I can get to work by 8:30am. I live on Mercer Island and work in downtown Bellevue. Also looking for a nonsmoker, who has reliable clean transportation & a clean driving record. I am also open to having a live in if that interests you. Please let me know your qualifications. Thank you, Jennifer 206-232-****
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/kid/1390918305.html
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29) Looking for Nanny (California)
I am looking for a loving nanny to take care of my 4 1/2 yr old daughter who will do actives and get her ready to start school next year. There would be some house cleaning and meals to prepare The hours would be 6:30-4:00 M-F and some weekend nights an exhange for free room and board if interested please call Michelle at 707-477-**** or Troy at 707-477-**** We live in Santa Rosa
Original URL: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/kid/1391690782.html
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30) Seeking On-Call Nanny for Infant (DC)
We are a young couple located in Burke, VA with a 7 month old son. We're seeking an on-call nanny that would be available for emergencies, last-minute errands/meetings and "parent's night out."
Just to confirm we already have our own nanny while one parent is full-time and the other is part-time. We are in need of someone completely RELIABLE that we can call on during the mentioned times. We can go out as often as once a weekend (Friday or Saturday) to once a month. There are also times when our nanny is not available on say a Monday or Tuesday. We would need someone to watch him while I work from 9am-2pm.
Our son is very active, crawling and attempting to stand. He loves to play with toys (anything that moves or makes noise for that matter), going out on long walks and exploring the whole house! He's not the type to be content to just sit and watch television, thank goodness! So, keeping him constantly entertained is key.
What we are looking for: A young, active nanny, english speaking (multiple languages would be a plus! but not required), non-smoking, must have previous or current experience with being a nanny/babysitter or daycare provider, must have own transportation, 2 references, First Aid/CPR certified.
Care must be provided within our own home. You must be comfortable with animals--as we have a large, friendly dog and cat. We are willing to pay $5-$10 per hour, CASH. We're laid back individuals and just expect a sweet, responsible nanny around for our son. On nights that we are out--he goes to bed around 9pm, with the remainder of your time you may watch television, surf the internet, do homework etc. And you may always help yourself to whatever's in the fridge or pantry.
Please email with a detailed description of yourself, any further expectations or questions. Make sure to include previous or current experiences relating to the position. DO NOT include resume or cover letter, it's not necessary. If I feel we are a match I will ask for contacts of your 2 references. We may need your service as early as this Monday or next weekend! Thanks!
Original URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/kid/1392573605.html
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31) Need nighttime childcare for 3 days in Oct (Tulsa)
Im trying to find someone to watch my 3 year ol daugther and my 6 year old son Oct 5,6,and 7 from 4pm to 9:30pm. Im low on money so i can only pay 30 for the 3 days. if this sounds like you please email me
Original URL: http://tulsa.craigslist.org/kid/1388311211.html
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32) In need of a fulltime nanny (Nashville)
I am an need of a fulltime nanny, hours would be 7:45AM to 6:30PM Mon-Fri. You would be caring for my 8mo old all day and my 8yr old after he get home from school. There would be daily household chores i.e. laundry/dishes/vacuming but no heavy cleaning just basic upkeep threw the week. I'm looking for someone that is dependable with reliable transportation. Most importantly that loves children and spending time and playing with them. If your looking for a job you can throw the kids in front of the TV all day this is not the place for you. I have a wonderful fun loving home with children that actully listen :)) Being a nanny just isn't a job you become part of the family! The pay is $300 A week cash, free and clear. Please send my an email with your experiance, refrences and when you would be avaiable to start. Look forward to hearing from you! ~Joy
Original URL: http://nashville.craigslist.org/kid/1389108588.html
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33) Babysitter - Bilingual Welcome! (Chesapeake)
To those who replied before please accept my apologies. I was out of the Country and lost my phone upon my return.We are looking for a Caring, Patient, Friendly and Reliable Spanish Speaking (Bilingual) Nanny / Babysitter to come to our home in Chesapeake and care for our two children (2 yrs old and 4 months) M-F from 7:30 am - 4:30 pm. We prefer a an older (35 + ) mature woman with experience. MUST be CPR certified and must be able to pass a Background Check. We prefer someone with over 5 yrs experience in babysitting/childcare. Duties will include:
Feeding, Bathing, Playing, Taking children outside (backyard) to play, light cooking for them, Daily Didactic Activities, Reading Books , Cleaning up their room before the end of the day. My husband and I both come spanish backgrounds and we want someone that will speak spanish to the children.
We do not reimburse for mileage nor provide transportation, therefore we need someone that will be very reliable and zero drama.

You will have access to the fridge and anything in it so that you can prepare your own meals and needless to say, clean up after your self.
We are looking to fill this position mid to end October.

Pay is $185.00 a week. If interested please e-mail be back with:
Name, Address, Copy of current CPR Certification, Experience, 3 References, Background info or Resume, Salary Requirements.
E-mails without all of the above information will NOT be considered. Thank you!

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Les ofrezco una disculpa a todas aquellas personas que aplicaron antes. Tuve que salir del pais y el viaje se tardo mas de lo esperado. Perdi mi telefono por lo tanto todos mis contactos.
Necesitamos a una Ninera/Nanna que sea carinosa, amigable, responsable y paciente que hable Espanol o Espanol e Ingles, para que cuide de nuestros dos hijos (2anos y 4 meses) en nuestra casa en Chesapeake. La persona que aplique debe de tener certificacion de CPR y poder pasar un record crminal. Preferimos a alguien con mas de 5 anos de experiencia y una mujer madura preferiblemente mayor de 35 anos. Su trabajo incluira: Cocinar para los ninos, darles de comer, banarlos, vestirlos, jugar con ellos, hacer actividades didacticas, sacarlos al patio a jugar y asear su habitacion al terminar el turno. Mi esposo y yo somos de raices Hispanas y queremos a alguien que le pueda hablar a los ninos en espanol. No se reembolsara por gastos de gasolina ni millas y usted debe de tener su propio transporte y ser cumplida todos los dias de Lunes a Viernes de 7:30 am - 4:30 pm. No buscamos a alguien con Dramas o problemas personales que vayan a influir en el trabajo.

Usted tendra acceso a la nevera y todo dentro de ella para hacerse su propia comida y por supuesto limpiar lo que ensucia.
Necesitamos a alguien que pueda comenzar a mediados o finales de Octubre.

El pago es $185.00 semanales. Si esta interesada, porfavor escribirme un correo con la siguiente informacion:
Nombre, Direccion, Copia de certificasion de CPR, Experiencia, 3 referencias, salario deseado. E-mails sin esta informacion no seran considerados.
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/edu/1386434776.html
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34) Mother's Helper Wanted (Seattle)
I am a stay-at-home Mom to three kids (5 yo boy, homeschooled; 4 yo girl, attending pre-k; 16 month old girl). We're looking for someone to come by 4-6 hours a week (broken into two 2-3 hour days) to assist me with household tasks and some child care/child entertaining! Household tasks would primarily be putting away the children's laundry and keeping their bedrooms tidy, two chores that I can never get done. Some days I may want to work alone and have you watch the kids, other days we'd work together. Babysitting may occur from time to time if I have to run errands. We would prefer someone who could come in the early to mid-afternoon, but we can be flexible with the times! Experience with young children (sibling or babysitting) preferred, but not required. We live in the Frontier Village area and would prefer someone in the area, or someone with their own transportation. We look forward to meeting you! Compensation: $40 a week.
Original URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/dmg/1388268698.html
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35) I need care (Perry)
Hello I am in need of childcare some evenings 4 work an 4 school study groups sunday nites.I am getting ready for a big state exam 9 weeks 2 go.Here's the challenge 2 boys 3 &11 years old .Oldest has Behavior problems ADHD/ODD .It takes a special person that understand these disabilties.I can pay $5 for both but that's still a stretch,.So if there's is someone that understands the struggles an challanges of special children an willing to help.Let me know.I would love 2 trade sitter services also.I'd be nice 2 find other parents with the same challanges. Thanks for looking
Original URL: No URL Given
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36) NEEDED Childcare (Las Vegas)
I have two wonderful girls ages 4 1/2 and 3 1/2, They are full of energy and love to play and learn. I am looking for someone that will be able to keep up with them and also teach and play with them. I had a few responses before but lost all the emails. Please email me again if you had responded. Thank you, I can not afford much but am willing to pay $550.00 a month. If this is something that could work for you please email me at . The hours are mon-fri 7:00-500
Original URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/kid/1389014035.html
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37) Looking for a Nanny! (Serious Inquiries Only PLEASE) (California)
PLEASE READ AD ALL THE WAY THROUGH BEFORE RESPONDING!
My name is Lynn. I am not working but in school, so this position is non payment at this time.
I am looking for reliable childcare for my three daughters. They are 11, 4 and 2 years old. My oldest daughter goes to school from 8am to 5:30pm and my 4 year old goes to school from 8am to 4:30pm, so the only one that will be home during the day is the two year old. I can't pay much, so I am providing a huge 1 bedroom in my 4-bedroom home, with all rights to our home. I go to school from 8Am to 3Pm. I live in North Highlands, so if this sounds interesting, please contact me back at: ragsdale03@****. I am seeking serious inquires only, someone that really need a place to stay, who has reliable transportation, wit license and insurance and wouldn't mind helping me out, who doesn't have that extra baggage tagging along and I don't mean their children! Thanks.
Original URL: http://sacramento.craigslist.org/kid/1392579131.html
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* Not CL... but worthy of being our Feature Ad:

1) Opinionated Child & Butt Sniffing Dog Need Nanny ASAP (Houston TX)
Busy! Very giving and the chosen Nanny will become family to us. We're very humorous and like to occasionally have a drink and BBQ. Love the beach we live by. We need someone to be the backbone of our family. You can't get grossed out by misdirected pee pee streams or dog farts. You've got to be able to wipe tears and boogies. It's fairly easy to figure our what a 6 year old needs. It's finding out what he doesn't need that's the task. Just help take care of us. A non-smoker. My son, Casey, would like me to add: he wants someone who... isn't taller than me (wtf?), who has a baby he can play with or will take him to the park, likes Xbox and bacon, is nice, likes coloring and movies, and will give him quarters for the vending machines. "And that's completely it, mom." We're opening a Bait Camp & Seafood Market in Freeport, TX (lookit up). It use to be called Beach Bait & Tackle. My Boyfriend, Donnie, is a commercial fisherman...he catches shrimp. Yes, like Bubba Gump; sort-of. My son, Casey Blaise, is highly opinionated and bored. He's really good in school, gifted & talented crap and all but he gets very bored very quick. Yeah, most kids do. Toys get blown up with firecrackers around here and the BBQ pit is always going. You'll need to take care of Charlie. He's a 2 y/o American Bulldog & Boxer mix. He's a big luggof 100#. Don't like big dogs? Don't apply.We are searching for someone ReaL. We swear. *gasp* I drink a single drink in the evenings sometimes. Our dog is slightly unmannered and may sniff your butt. My son has developed this little thing called an opinion and he will express it liberally. He's in gifted & talented for kindergarteners; which, I think means he can cut in a straight line and doesn't eat glue. If you choose to include housekeeping and cooking in your duties you would become gold to me. I need an assistant MoM. Don't let the dog pee on the carpet, don't let my son pee on the toilet seat. Oh, he will. I love my son to death. I don't think you'll meet a kiddo quite like mine but then again, everyone thinks their child is the best ever right? We prefer a live-IN. You will have a car to drive, you will have shopping money and you will have your hands full. We do prefer a younger girl who does not smoke and has no social life. (Hah!) I don't want someone who has a lot of theories on the right way to raise kids because I'm just trying to do what's best for him. I'm willing to learn from you, but not about parenting. Teach me Frisbee .. Do not tell me to put star stickers on a good boy chart. I hate stickers. adrianballew@**** Weekly cash salary negotiable. No fancy experience required. You must pass a drug test and a background check to take care of my boys.
Original URL: http://houston.kijiji.com/c-Jobs-Childcare-Opinionated-Child-Butt-Sniffing-dog-Need-Nanny-asap-W0QQAdIdZ119829182
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2) Summer Sitter Needed For 10yo Boy Off Hwy 26 & 185th (Portland)
PreScreener --- MUST BE AVAILABLE 7:30am to approximately 1pm 1. Must be okay with dogs and cats 2. Must be okay with Pagans and Magick 3. Employment only for summer months 3. The state will be paying you so please be willing to do the paperwork; knowledge of how they do things is nice but not required. They will give you a booklet on how things work. Still with me? Good..... If you do not possess the following requirements, please don't waste your time in responding, as I will not except anything less than this. We live surrounded by juvenile delinquents with sassy attitudes and nothing but disrespect for the people and property around them. 1. Someone over the age of 20 whom either doesn't have kids or has kids but won't bring them here. *Our dogs are not good with young ones. 2. Someone more on the strict side, if your a push over, he will walk all over you. 3. Someone who can watch their mouths and be respectful at all times in front of our son. *We will not tolerate constant cursing or a disrespectful attitude. 4. Someone who can be creative with discipline. We don't hit, but we surely discipline. 5. Someone with spunk and energy. I don't need a couch potato that makes the day boring. *My son is ADHD and has A LOT of energy. 6. Someone who can cook. Not extravagant cooking but at least know how to make Mac N Cheese. *I don't buy a lot of junk or fast foods. 7. Someone RELIABLE and TRUSTWORTHY. *If I miss work cuz you don't show up, I lose my job and that means you'll lose yours. *We have a lot of valuables in our home, we don't need crooks and have no problem prosecuting thieves. If you have gotten through this and still want to respond, awesome! Your the kind of person we need!
Original URL: http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/kid/1136192893.html
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3) Babysitter Available in Jefferson, OH (Jefferson, OH. 44047)
I am experienced in childcare, but am not certified by the state. I am able to care for up to three children at a time, IN MY HOME ONLY. I can provide meals and snacks if needed. I will only accept children from ages 2 yrs. to 6 yrs. old. I WILL NOT ACCEPT CHILDREN THAT DON'T KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE! I WILL NOT ACCEPT CHILDREN WITH ANY KIND OF MEDICAL ISSUES THAT COULD LEAD TO EMERGENCY. I WILL NOT ACCEPT ANY CHILDREN WITH ANY MAJOR FOOD ALERGIES. I can provide help with learning, potty training, and fun activities for the children. My rates are reasonable. I charge $3 per hour for first child and $2 per hour for each additional child. I charge $10 per week for meals for a normal 5 day week per child, and $5 per 3 days or less per child. I will be available for any shift with shift differential, rates listed above are for first shift from 5 am to 3 pm. or similar hours. For third shift (overnights) the price will decline slightly to $2 for first child and $1 for each additional child per hour, and for second shift (afternoon to evening) the price will rise slightly to $4 for first child and $3 for each additional child per hour. And of course if there are no meals provided there will be no charge. If only snacks are provided I will only charge $1 per day per child. Drinks are free and consist of Juicy Juice, milk, water, and chocolate milk. NO SODA WILL BE GIVEN TO CHILDREN AT ANY TIME IN MY HOME. I do have cats and dogs in my home. And I am a smoker, but will smoke outside if neccesary. If you are interested in me I can provide references upon request. Please contact Carol at 440-576-****
Original URL: http://cleveland.craigslist.org/kid/1134572053.html

* Response from CL reader:

4) I am a smoker, but will smoke outside if necessary OMG Carol, are you (Crazyville)
joking?? You will smoke outside if necessary?!!? Anyone who would leave their child in your home needs their head examined!!!!!!!! I feel very sad for the children affected by your carelessness!
Original URL: http://cleveland.craigslist.org/kid/1136384784.html
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5) Baby sitter, help me (Glendale)
I'm looking to baby sit for someone who lives in Glendale, Burbank, LA, or Atwater. I need a job and I'm very experienced with children. I've applied for so many jobs but the economy is really bad right now and no one is hiring. I'm also looking for a cash advance if possible, if not then ill have to charge from $12 and up an hour because I really need a new car mine is not very reliable, I'm trying to save up :/ if you are interested in helping me and ill help you then reply and ill be happy to give you info thanks. I'm a seventeen year old girl.
Original URL: http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/kid/1137169132.html
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6) Looking for a sitter Apr 25 (Romeoville)
Hello. We are looking for a mature and responsible person to care for our almost 7yr old son. We need someone Sat April 25 (tomorrow) from 7pm until 2 or 3am. We do not have any pets. Our son is a very easygoing child with some speech delays. He loves to color, read stories and watch movies. Please respond via email with a little about yourself, your pay rate and your qualifiacations. I will ask for references as well.
Original URL: http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/kid/1138657840.html
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7) Pet Nanny needed in trade for Rent (Castle Rock)
Looking for a smart, single adult to care for our dogs and perform light chores in trade for rent. We live 10 miles south of Castle Rock on 5 acres. We have a small studio apartment above a detached garage for pet nanny quarters. We travel and entertain quite a bit and are looking for somebody to fit into our life style. We are not interested in fanatics of any kind. You must have a car and some means of income. No smoking and no children. Background and criminal check will be performed before any interview will be granted. Detailed references are a must. Students need not apply.
Original URL: http://denver.craigslist.org/dmg/1126001082.html
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8) Need Babysitter (Highlands, Denver)
I need a babysitter asap for my one-year old son. I'm going out tomorrow night and will probably need help at least once/week. Thanks! Compensation: $9/hr
Original URL: http://denver.craigslist.org/dmg/1127703109.html
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9) Nanny with an M-16???? (Philadelphia)
Yes, I sometimes wish nannies were equipped with M-16s to shoot holes into the economy. Really tough for anyone to find work lately, isn't it? Ok, I don't have an M-16, and I DEFINITELY do not promote violence, but I am a great nanny willing to work with you, and provide reasonable quality childcare to you. I have over 7 years of experience working in schools, nannying, and tutoring. I am quite educated, and would be happy to prove so if you'd like . I have also undergone CPR/First Aid training, have very reliable and excellent references, a resume, and criminal background checks. Diapering, changing, playing, going on excursions to the zoo, cooking, cleaning- I can do it all! Available for the city only. When replying, please state the number of children, services needed, and rate you are able to pay as well. Thank you, and I hope to hear from you soon!
Original URL: http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/kid/1138511545.html
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10) Childcare Needed Thursday (Fargo)
My fiance and I won tickets to go see the Dueling Pianos at Borrowed Bucks on Thursday. The show starts at 9, and it has been a long time since we got out without the kids. We need a sitter from about 8 till we get home (not sure what time that will be)for our 2 kids, ages 1 and 3. Would also prefer a sitter in our home (we live in Walcott), but do understand if you would rather we come to you. Please e-mail me rates for that evening, and we can go from there. I would like a set rate (such as $25 for the evening), but hourly rates are okay, too, as long as they are reasonable. Would like to get this set up as soon as possible so that we know the tickets don't go to waste. Both are great kids, and if you watch them in our home, our son will probably just play computer games all night, and our daughter would watch TV and play with her toys. He won't go to sleep unless we are home, so the only one that would need to be put to bed is our 1 year old. We don't have cable at our house, you are welcome to watch our movies or bring your own. We DO have 2 dogs, so if you have an allergy, then we can come to you. Please respond if you are available. Thanks!
Original URL: http://fargo.craigslist.org/kid/1133774857.html
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11) Needing Baby-sitter 4 - Summer Care (104th & Chambers/Denver)
I am looking for Summer Care starting May 25th. I have 4 wonderful, easy going children. Three girls ages 10, 8, and 7, one boy 4yrs. They are very well behaved children that need care Mon-Fri 7am-5pm. I would prefer someone to watch them in our home. We would also like you to be 14+. I think this would be a great summer job for any responsible teenager, or any affordable stay at home mom. Please email me with your price's and contact information. Thank you!
Original URL: http://denver.craigslist.org/kid/1138552585.html
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12) I need a weekend sitter (Henderson LV)
I am searching for a sitter for weekends in my home only. I have 4 children all under the age of 6, this weekend need is to have a date night with my husband who works more than full-time. My kids are fun, well-mannered & very organized. I will discuss details via phone if your interested. Please email me!
Original URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/kid/1138635555.html
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13) another ANGRY NANNY - EVERYONE READ (RDU)
They probably do read all of your ad, but think that they can talk you down as if you were gullible. I too have posted ads on here before, only to have people email me back and forth and then talk on the phone and tell me they can 'only afford' $5-$7 an hour, when I specially told them $10-$12 in my ad, and that it was non-negotiable. They then bring up their past nanny was paid such and such as if I am supposed to say 'oh, okay.. well since your nanny was happy being paid $7 an hour, I guess I will be happy with that rate too, oh I'll take the job!!!" I am in my early twenties, have years of nannying experience as well as a medical degree, and they still think I will accept $8 an hour for two children... which is ridiculous. I have been to college, why would I accept less than what a highschool grad could make? Yeah, we could make more money at mcdonalds, that is very true.. mcdonalds starts people off at $10 an hour, for a DOOR GREETER... and I'm sure they get more perks than being a nanny! What has the world come to when fast food workers get paid better than the people who care for CHILDREN... who should get paid better? The person saying "hi, welcome to mcdonalds", or the person whos watching after the health/safety/wellbeing of your child? hmmm? Now, don't think that I'm saying people who accept cheap rates cannot properly provide, they very well may be able to. But, don't we go to college to better our future/jobs/make higher pay? Yeah, we do. So, why should us college educated people accept less than what highschool graduates or people who work at mcdonalds are able to make? To be quite honest, I believe I would of had a more stable job the past 4 years if I DID work at mcdonalds, rather than being a nanny! Parents are selfish, lie, do what they want, and if you speak up about them walking all over you.. well, you end up jobless only to have the same crap happen a few months down the road by another family. In my years of working, parents always ask me for advice, or what do I think about things to do with their children.. and when I give them my advice, they don't like it. Could it be because I'm younger and they're older? Well, since your kid is only 1 yr old, and it's your first.. and I've been keeping kids for 6+ years, don't you think I know way more about kids then you do?? Yeah.... Get pissed and fire me, because you asked for my advice and I gave it to you. Contracts don't hold up either. There is no point in them. The parents will make you agree to all kinds of things in it, but then they don't hold up their side of the contract. The contract does not protect the nanny, in any way. I've gone to court over a contract stating the parents had to give me a two week notice, or pay me for 2 weeks regardless.. and the judge pretty much laughed. If the nanny is supposed to get off at 3pm, don't go to her at 2:55pm and say oh I need to make one more phone call.. and not get done until 3:15. I have worked for at least 8 families in the last 4 years.. and unfortunatly, I am only able to use ONE of them as a reference. Sad, isn't it? Honestly, if you cannot afford to pay the going rate for childcare(Which is around $8-10 an hour for one child), or someone with my qualifications($10-12 for one child), then find a younger person with way less experience that is happy with $200 a week for 40+ hours, or STOP HAVING KIDS. I am no longer interested in being a nanny. It has stressed me out, and I am sick of parents.
Original URL: http://raleigh.craigslist.org/kid/1129519059.html
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14) Babysitter WANTED (35th AVE/Union Hills)
I need a sitter for 3 yr old son. Requesting a reliable, responsible, caring, self motivated & personable female. cpr/fingerprint card/ first aid is a plus but not necessary We can pay 3.50--4.50 per hour to start depending on motivation/experience. 1 night during the week & 1-2 Saturdays (day/evening) a month. We could possibly provide a ride to or from if needed. Fun loving Christian family, non smoking home, dog resides in home. Please call to set up a interview 602-971-0607. We will take out this posting when the position is filled. Compensation: 3.50-4.50 per hour tax free/meal (s) included Thank You
Original URL: http://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/dmg/1139204308.html
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15) Babysitting/Childcare/Nanny (Swarthmore Delaware County)
Are you looking for an easy job this summer that is completely STRESS FREE. Are you fun and energetic, do you love kids and being outside? This could be the job for you. Nanny needed for a 7 year old boy. end of June, July and August, 12pm-5:30 pm, Monday-Thursday. NO WEEKENDS!!!!!! Great for Highschool students, college students, or moms with some extra time. Some cooking required but nothing fancy. Must have a car. Send resume or just e-mail me. Compensation: 6-8 per hour (depending on experience) Thanks. Chrissy
Original URL: http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/dmg/1134583873.html
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16) Looking for a Part Time Nanny (Sugar Land)
Description: Stay at home mother of five looking for an extra set of hands to help watch the children at home 2:30-6 M-F (17.5 hours per week) at $10/hr. Experience/Qualifications: *MUST be reliable *Experience with large group of children a plus *Have reliable own transportation *Punctual *Responsible *Fun Loving *Kind *MUST be patient *Honest *Someone willing to go the extra mile for my children and my household *Lives close to great wood or willing to drive out this way *Flexible although the hours will be set but we may need you here and there at different times on top of regular schedule *Be able to pass a drug test as well as criminal background check *Need to be able to communicate well in english *Prior childcare experience *Preferably CPR/First Aid certified *Preferably experience with special needs children *Current driving license, insurance, and good driving history Responsibilities: *Meet children at bus stop *Prepare afternoon snack *Assist with homework *Play with kids in afternoon *Straighten up after kids through out the afternoon-evening *May lead to the occasional errand If you feel you are a good match for our family, please email inquiries to the above address. Include resume/experience, at least three work related references (these WILL be checked), and a little description of you and how you think you would be good for the job. Thank You!
Original URL: http://houston.craigslist.org/kid/1137946523.html
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17) LOOKING FOR A NANNY (I10 & FRY)
MONDAY THRU FRIDAY 9-6 150 A WEEK BRING YOUR OWN BABY IF YOU LIKE CONTACT ME AT 832-233-****
Original URL: http://houston.craigslist.org/kid/1138408294.html
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18) Babaysit my kids in my home in the evenings till 2am-ish (Arlington)
I need a sitter to care for my 10 yr old and 7 yr old and spend the night when they are babysitting. I work at night, and sometimes have a date and just want to get out of the apartment. Light house keeping ie: cleaning up after the children and doing dinner dishes is expected. I pay $30 per shift. If you do any additional house keeping I pay $10 an hour. You having a car is a HUGE! Picking the kids up from thier after school care program and bringing them home is ideal. I can arrange to just meet you here though. I live at 2914 S. Collins Aspen Wood Apartments. I'll give you the apt # when I hire you. I am a really cool upbeat mom and am easy to get along with. call sherri at 682 564 ****. Remember this must be done in my home. Must have no crimes against a person or child. Smokers ok.
Original URL: http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/dmg/1132285206.html
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19) Childcare in my home (Allen)
Childcare need for one infant and one 7 year old in my home, Monday -Friday. Hours will be 7am-4pm. Interact with children, make meals, nothing fancy, and clean up after them. I need someone dependable and reliable. I don't want you to start and quit 2 weeks later. Children need a familiar face. I do a background check and drug screen,so if you aren't willing to submit to that, don't bother responding. The pay is $300+ per week. Please do not respond and tell me you can watch them in YOUR home. That is not what I want. Or that YOUR in home day care is the best. Or that you can watch them until 3 but then you need to go pick your children up and drop them off at gymnastics., or you need every day after the new moon off...Here are the days, the pay and hours. Be good to my children and I'll do the same for you in return.
Original URL: http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/dmg/1136862574.html
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20) Room for Rent/babysitting op. (Lakeview/Wrigleyville)
I have a five level, beautiful townhouse with a furnished guest bedroom for rent, furnishings can be removed if necessary. I am a single mother with 2 young boys ages 6 and 8 years old (also 2 fabulous cats). Irving Park and Clark area. I am asking $650.00 a month, utilities and a garage space included. I have 2 patios, one off kitchen with a bbq, a huge one on top which overlooks the lights of Wrigley Field, the Hancock, lots of trees and stars. I am not opposed to someone who also has a pet (dog or cat). Lastly I would be willing to lower the rent if an arrangement could be made as far as helping out with babysitting, but that is not a deal breaker if you are not interested.
Original URL: http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/kid/1138432816.html
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21) 2nd Mommy Needed - PT Nanny (Wheaton)
2 Kids - 7 and 4 1/2 - need another mommy. Mommy travels for her job and is getting tired of packing them up and sending them to Grandma's house. You would be needed for overnight care for a maximum of 10 nights per month, you would also help when mommy can't pick up from school on time. If this sounds like something you are interested in, read on: 1) The individual I am looking for must be extremely responsible and reliable. I will perform a criminal background, drivers license check and reference check. If you have ever called in sick to a Nanny position...I can't hire you. Sorry. If you don't have a social security card, that's cool...but I will investigate you. 2) The pay will be discussed if we get to that point...but please don't contact me if you charge $12 an hour.....remember, you will be sleeping for most of the job.. 3) If you prefer to live in, that can be arranged and I will cover your room and board...but you will not have a private bathroom.... Still interested? Please email me your interest and a summary of work experience and/or a resume. Thanks!
Original URL: http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/kid/1138807828.html
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22) Childcare Needed (North Side Madison)
Hello, We live off of Sherman near Cherokee Golf. We are looking for childcare for our newborn son. My husband works retail, usually not heading into work until 930-130 am or 1-2 pm, although he does have other shifts, those are his most common. We are looking for someone who will accept hourly pay ($5-6 per hour). It would be M-F, with some days our son not being there, some days there for 8 hours, and some days only 3 hours. It will vary. But, we expect an avg of 20 hours per week. You must claim this on your taxes as we use a flex account to pay for childcare. We prefer for you to be close to our home as my husband can switch stores sometime in the near future, so we cant go with someone on where we work now. Please email me where you are located, what you charge, any experience, etc. THANKS!
Original URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/1138290029.html
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23) need care for little girl (Meridian Idaho)
I have a 14th month old baby girl just started walking. I work a very hetic schedule and now am looking into child care. I called many centers that will do pre preschool with her and take excelent care of her but i can not afford the $30-40 a week. With my schedule i only need care on monday mornings from 5:30 am to 5:30 pm and on tuesdays from 6:30 to 5:30. If anyone has a great day care center that they can direct me towards. Or have any suggestions please email me. I live near downtown Meridian and i travel towards the Garden city area. Thank you so much. -Lindsey
Original URL: http://boise.craigslist.org/kid/1133850814.html
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24) Sitter needed (Wood-Ridge)
I am currently looking for someone to watch my child after school begining in September through June they would pick my child up from school at 2:45pm and either go to my home to watch or if you live in WR you can watch at your home. The hours would be from 2:45pm to 6:30pm Monday through Friday. The pay for this would be $60 per week. I would also like for this person to get to know my child and watch them for about 2 weeks in august from 7:45am till 6:30pm the pay for this would be $100 per week. Please have references ready when you contact me.
Original URL: http://newjersey.craigslist.org/kid/1134541095.html
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25) Babysitter in Woodbridge, start date (11th May) (Woodbridge NJ)
I am looking for a babysitter in woodbridge, 07095 (woodbridge center plaza, opposite wegmans), starting 11th May, 2009. My son is 2.5 years old. -should be able to speak both hindi/english -need someone for 5 to 6 hrs /day -You will have to come to my place -Timings will be 10:00 AM to 3:00 PM You just have to watch the baby and keep him engaged in play/educationl activities. I work from home so I will be at home as well. The maximum pay rate is $4 to $5/hr; Please apply only if you are okay with the rate. you can send me an email at aartisareen@****.
Original URL: None Given
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26) In-home Childcare Provider Needed (Brookfield)
Our family is looking for full-time childcare within our Brookfield home. Ideal candidate will be energetic, reliable, and passionate about caring for children. Background check and driving record will be completed and checked prior to employment along with extensive reference checks. You are encouraged to apply if your records are clean, you are willing to make $200.00 cash per week, and are willing to commit to caring for our family. Individuals with 1-2 children of their own are encouraged to apply also. Please send inquires to Melissa through ad posting.
Original URL: http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/edu/1130876329.html
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27) Part Time Sitter/Mother's Helper Needed (Off Pocket Rd, Sacramento)
Part Time Sitter Needed. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday - 1pm to 5pm (4 hours) - Other "on call" hours may be available. Responsibilities are caring and playing with a happy 2 year old! No cooking, No cleaning, No errands, No chores, - JUST PLAYTIME, SNACKTIME & FUN! If you love to interact, play, read, color, play outdoors, and have fun - This is the position for you! This is a "sitter/mother's helper" position since I am in/out and work from home. Because I am always available - this positon offers a salary, and a small gas allowance. - This is not a hourly rate position This would be a perfect position for a student, SAHM or person that is a "kid-at-heart" Please call (916) 627-**** as we are interviewing immediately!
Original URL: http://sacramento.craigslist.org/kid/1130272847.html
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28) Help Wanted $225-$300/week (Greenfield, WI)
Starting end of May-early June, I will need a nanny to care for my 3 month old daughter. I prefer someone to come to my home (near 43rd & Howard Ave) but I'm willing to bring her to the right home. This is a full-time position, 7am-5pm Monday - Friday. Non-smokers only. I will pay $300/week if you have a Tax ID-if not the price goes down to $225/week. This would be perfect for someone who is laid off and looking for work or someone going to school part time. If you're interested, email me as much information as possible (how many kids you currently care for, previous experience etc). If you have a resume to send that would be great.
Original URL: http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/kid/1131628566.html
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I need Wednesday night, Sat/Sun 1pm-6pm (Arvada)
Looking for a sitter for my 6 y/o son---just need Wednesday nights from 4:30pm-9:30pm for my class, Sat/Sun from 1pm-6pm as I work until 5pm on the weekend and Dad goes to work at 1:30pm. Your house or mine, I provide food..feel free to let him watch TV, movies, play video games. Will not kill him, will make your life easier. My little man gets plenty of intellectual stimulation and an afternoon of cartoons and eating cold cereal sounds pretty good to me. Arvada area please ...we are pretty laid back and my son is a riot. Thanks.
Original URL: http://denver.craigslist.org/kid/875789265.html
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Mother of 2 looking to babysit outta Marshfield (Southcoast)
hi everyone fun exciting days filled with running around playing and tv time looking to go out for a good time, work or just to get away well i am your all time great babysitter i do over nights and days weekends too! your childs day will consist of playing with my 4 year old little girl and my 13 month old son they will be fed breakfast lunch and or dinner it just depends on the hours you need me for. i do all the sitting at my home wiling to travel but if i do my children do go with me do to i am a stay at home mother ,and my husband does all the working , if interested you can contact me at 781 834 **** or email me at froggey213**** love to hear from you Stephanie daytime = $20.00 for the whole day nights= $40.00 for the whole night or half depends on parents schedule weekends= friday through sunday $15.00
Original URL: http://southcoast.craigslist.org/kid/873661454.html
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19/f/MetalheadMum+SeekingtoBabysit(esptoddlers)+FromMyHome+YouDropOff (Clifton Heights, PA-Baltimore Pike)
Hi, my name is Kaycee...I am a stay at home mum with a 14 month old toddler named Chaos
I am looking to make a bit of extra cash.*i am the alternative childcare option* You would drop off and pick up your child. I would entertain them and keep them safe & healthy while you work, play and do what you need to do.When you do so...You bring emergency contact numbers.You will tell me any special instructions.You bring any medications they take if any.You bring their meals/snacks for the time they will be in my care.You bring any additional activities, etc they will need/want. And anything I am forgetting at the moment..I am not a daycare center or rich bastard looking to rip you off. So when you contact me we will negotiate price. ^^*I do not drive and I don't want to drag my child to your home so don't ask.*I am great with babies and toddlers/small children especially.*~Safe, drug free environment.~*Allergy notes:*I do have a cat and two bunnies.*So take this into consideration if your child is allergic we don't need to be making them sick. Also, if your child has some irrational fear of reptiles in locked tanks don't contact me. Okay so if you're interested feel free to email me back and from there I'll hook you up with anything else you want to know and my telephone number. I'll leave some pictures on this too so you're not emailing a complete stranger. :P
Original URL: http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/kid/857689013.html
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Baby sitter needed ASAP (Norristown)
I need a baby sitter ASAP.. I have a 1 2 and 3 year old.. I would need you from 4:oo ish till about 9:00 ..Mon-friday. I will pay between 150- 170 a week.. The rates should go up Contact me with your contact info.. Thank you and if i hear back from you soon enough there will be a bouns in your pay
Original URL: http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/kid/874365925.html
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Need to meet with people ASAP (Fort Collins)
I am looking for childcare for my 9 month old son starting next week. I need 3 days a week 8:00 to 6:00, any 3 Tuesday through Friday, whatever works best for the provider I go with. I am looking for someone in Fort Collins or Northwest Loveland, need to meet with people ASAP. Can't really afford more than $30 a day. If this works for you, please email me with your location and we will set up a time to meet.
Original URL: http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/kid/826176535.html
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Wanted: Full-time, In-home child provider (Redford, MI)
Details: • Hours: M-F 9a-5pm • For one child who is an 8 week infant • Pay: $125-$140/ week
• Home location: Redford, MI between Telegraph and Beech Daly off of I-96
Preferences: • Background in child-care • Non-smoker Requirements: • Reliable transportation • Three personal references - Interested?: • Contact Jacquelyn at: 313-613-****
Original URL: http://detroit.craigslist.org/kid/881762335.html
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We are looking for a Nanny/HouseSitter (East Norriton)
Hi, We are looking for a nanny for our 9 month old baby boy. We are based in East Norriton and would prefer someone who can come daily from 9am - 6pm to look after the baby and also help us out with some household tasks. We can pay in the range of $1000 - $1200/mnth. We are strict vegetarians and would prefer someone who is a vegetarian as well. The selection criteria - The baby should like you!! Please call 484 477 **** if interested.
Original URL: http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/kid/873823633.html
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Nanny Needed (Germantown)
I need someone to watch my 8 month and 3 year old son between the hours of 8-5:30. I can only afford to pay 200.00 a week. You can watch them in my home, I will provide food and drinks to make yourself as comfortable as possible. Background checks, and references!
Original URL: http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/kid/853513007.html
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I need someone this evening! (Raleigh)
Childcare needed for a 5 yr. old boy and 7 yr. old girl for a few hours this evening in my home or yours. I need a caring, low-cost provider with references. Please reply to the following address. Thank you Roshelle
Original URL: http://raleigh.craigslist.org/kid/875598672.html
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Need babysitter for tonight $300 pay (New Kensington)
we are in serious need of a babysitter for tonight. we have exhausted all other options craigslist is our last resort. you will be sitting 7 children ages range from 5 months to 6 years. Pay will be 300 dollars for about 5 hours. please reply back. serious inquiries only! hope to hear from you soon.
Original URL: http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/kid/892348624.html
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1) Young energetic attractive babysitter wanted (around $75/hr?) - (Florida)
I am a single dad in search of an energetic young woman 18+ who will babysit my son on a regular basis.
I am looking for an attractive young lady who has enough energy to work late and still enough to enjoy a night cap with me when I get home. Someone serious about their job when they're looking after him but lets her hair down when she's off duty. I know this is a unique situation so if you are interested let me know the situation you are comfortable with and we can work out the rate. I work a ton of hours, many from home, so I would hope there would be chemistry, both with my boy, and with me.
If you are interested, please e-mail me with pictures of yourself (sorry, but this is important) and what type of work situation/pay you think would work best.
If you have specific questions, please let me know.
Original URL: http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/kid/1282512982.html
(*Ad includes photo of Dad and Son)
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2) Need a sitter for today @ 2:30pm - (Houston)
Date: 2009-07-20, 1:39PM
Female only. My sitter just cancelled at the last minute due to illness!! I live in the Galleria Heights area. 230pm until later tonight no specific time. Please call me ASAP 713-677-****. I have 2 girls 10 & 7 and 2 sweet dogs Choc Lab & Jack Russell so if you are afraid of dogs dont call!
Original URL: http://houston.craigslist.org/kid/1279664961.html
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3) seeking live in nanny position at a house with a pool - (Las Vegas)
My boyfriend and I would like to live in a house with a pool. We thought this would be a good idea to try. We both have years of experiance with children. I adore children and my boyfriend is a big kid. We are looking for free rent in exchange for nanny service. We would accept a small weekly payment if offered (of course), but really all we want is free rent and utilities. We are both full time students, but we will be going to school on opposite days. This way, one of us will be home at all times to care for your child/children. Please dont contact us if your offering an apartment or a town home. We would like a private bathroom. We figure for free rent, it's still worth it if we have to put a few things in storage. If you are interested in this, please read on to learn more about us.
My boyfriend (of two years) and I currently have a house, so we have bedroom furniture, kitchenware and living room furniture. We are looking for someone to rent us a room because we want a house with a pool. We have lived together the entire time. We are mature and get along really well. We stay away from drama. We are looking on the henderson part of town because I will be attending UNLV this fall. We currently live in North Vegas and there is no way I'm making that drive everyday! My boyfriend and I met while we were in the Air Force. We both served for 4 years and separated from the Air Force last year. We are both full time students. My boyfriend will be attending CSN for another year. I am going for a degree in school guidance counseling and he is going for a degree in anthropology. I model part time. We both use The GI Bill for income. If you have any questions about this please ask. We can provide you with proof of income and references. We have lived together for 2 years. We have a well trained border collie. He is our baby and he is 1 an a half years old. He is a shockingly clean dog. He just sheds a lot.
We are laid back, goal oriented, honest, good people. He is from Rohde Island, I am from Michigan. We like to travel, hike, drink beer and wine ( once and a while), and watch movies. We are not really into the house party thing.. been there done that. I'm a neat freak and my boyfriend is actually very good about doing the dishes. Please if you your interested, feel free to ask me anything else you need to know about us.
Original URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/kid/1278309262.html
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4) take care childrens in my home - (Houston)
hello my name is elizabeth iam 21 years old . i am stay mom at home , i trying to find children to take in my home $ 75 per week i am very good person , responsible ,good with childrens, smoke free,
Original URL: http://houston.craigslist.org/kid/1281555425.html
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5) NEEDING to watch your children!!!!!! - (Kansas)
Hello, I am 21 and my husband and I got married on June 13 and a week later he got laid off from Cessna. He has a 6 year old son and we are expecting and we are struggling SOOOO bad!! PLEASE IF YOU NEED CHILDCARE PLEASE CONTACT ME!!!!!! I am struggling to get my license, but the only problem is we dont have money or I'd have it by now!! So I am looking for people who dont currently need SRS approved, and then within a few months after I start watching your children I will be able to get my License!!! PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU I NEED HELP SO MUCH!!!! Our baby is due in Jan and we hardly have anything for him; thats why I need a job so badly so I can save up money for a crib and things. PLEASE if you or someone needs a babysitter PLEASE call me!!! I have plenty off references; I've been a nanny twice and cant wait to continue to expand my family!! I alos come from a family of 10 kids; and 8 neices and nephews so I grew up babysitting and helping my mom with her in home daycares my whole life!! I also worked in two daycares, this is my ultimate dream!!! I just beg you that SOMEONE help me out!!! I dont charge much and am willing to work with you if you dont live close to me; we live up near 21st and amidon!! Thank you
Original URL: http://wichita.craigslist.org/kid/1284041445.html
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6) I need childcare tomorrow! - (Sacramento)
I start working tomorrow and I need childcare! I can no longer use my friend to watch my 7-month-old daughter, so i need someone who is responsible who can! My daughter is the happiest baby you will ever meet! I prefer to have someone who has kids watch her because it's just me and her and she doesn't have the opportunity to be around other kids much, but since this is so last minute I am flexible on that. I work 11-7 p.m. (which is a problem since most daycares close by 6 p.m.). I am not looking for someone to come to my house! If this is possibly something you can help me out with please email me ASAP! In the email INCLUDE your rates, location, and the ages of other children you may be watching at the time. Thanks!
Original URL: No URL Given
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7) Single Father Needs Help - (Fort Myers/Cape)
Single father of 3 needs help, live in position available, 15- 20 per hour for the right person, looking for attractive helper many available benefits..send ref and photos
Original URL: http://fortmyers.craigslist.org/kid/1279985911.html
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8) LIVE IN NANNY FOR 3 CHILDREN - (Calgary/Canada)
Terms of Employment: Permanent, Full Time, Overtime, Day, Evening
Salary: $9.62 Hourly, for 44 Hours per week
Anticipated Start Date: 2009/09/01
Location: Medicine Hat, Alberta (1 vacancy)
SKILL REQUIREMENTS:
Education: Completion of high school
Credentials (certificates, licences, memberships, courses, etc.): First Aid Certificate
Experience: 1 year to less than 2 years
Languages: Speak English, Read English, Write English
Children's Ages: Newborn, Toddler to pre-school (1 - 3 years), Kindergarten age (4 - 5 years)
Work Setting: Employer's home
Specific Skills: Supervise and care for children, Bathe, dress and feed infants and children, Prepare infants and children for rest periods, Organize, activities such as games and outings for children, Prepare craft materials and assist children to use them, Instruct children in personal hygiene and social development, Read to children, Prepare and serve nutritious meals, Sterilize bottles, prepare formulas and change diapers for infants, Wash, iron and press clothing and household linens, Perform light housekeeping and cleaning duties, Assume full responsibility for household in absence of parents, Travel with family on trips and assist with child supervision and housekeeping duties, Care for pets, Maintain a safe and healthy environment in the home, Tend to emotional well-being of children
Security and Safety: Basic security clearance
Transportation/Travel Information:Travel expenses not paid by employer, Public transportation is available
Work Location Information: Room and board provided
Essential Skills: Reading text, Numeracy, Oral communication, Working with others, Problem solving, Decision making, Critical thinking, Job task planning and organizing, Significant use of memory, Finding information, Continuous learning
Other: Must have 1 year full time experience within the last 3 years. Must reside in employers home for the duration of employment. Private room provided.
Room and board charge is $336 per month.
Employer: Sean H****
How to Apply:
By Phone between 10:00 and 17:00: (403) 285-****
By E-mail: nannyjob0609@****
Original URL: http://calgary.en.craigslist.ca/kid/1271677065.html
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9) What a Nanny wants..... Are you serious? - (Chicago)
To anyone actively seeking employment as a nanny, keep these things in mind...
* Those of you who want $14 / hour for one kid, limit your search to Highland Park, Wilmette, or the Gold Coast. Most people can't afford to pay you MORE than they make in an hour. And considering 1 out of every 10 people don't HAVE a job, it takes audacity to make such requests.
* If you're going to make an appointment to visit a potential family, SHOW UP & do it ON TIME! Would you do blow a corporate job interview off?
* Be honest, b/c any attempt to make it seem otherwise will eventually show itself - then you're wasting everyone's time.
* Being asked to do "light" housekeeping (kid's laundry) is not unreasonable.
* Doing what a potential employer requests in regards to schedules, meals, activities is again not unreasonable.
Now one might think I was burned by a nanny, but not so. I've been blessed to have the one I've had for 5 years, and am tired of dealing with the outrageous demands some people expect as I seek to replace her for my 2 kids. Yes, I know these people will watch our precious children, but usually this job doesn't require a whole lot of experience / training that one might find required for a real job! So good luck to everyone, it's an interesting market out there!
Original URL: http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/kid/1284062307.html
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10) Last minute Babysitter needed for Today - (Norfolk)
Date: 2009-07-20, 4:51PM
I am looking for a very reliable, trustworthy and experienced person to watch my 6 year old daughter tonight from around 9:00pm to 11:00pm. If you are available tonight, please reply with your location and price. Thank you
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1279946252.html
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11) Nanny/Babysitter!!!! - (Houston)
Needed sitter for 3 kids in my home 3 day's a week Mon,Wed,Fri.7:45 am-6:30 pm ages 5year old boy,twin girl's age2 Please email me @ duffekj@**** if you hyave an intrestThe kid's are very sweet,our 5 year old(going on 16) does his own thing,he realy likes to intertain his self,just want's come one to talk to,and get his milk,lunch ect.The girl's like to play togather in their room,they sleep alot,so there is a lot of down time.Must bee drug FREE and pass background check.Needed asap
Original URL: http://houston.craigslist.org/kid/1279968727.html

12) Nanny/Babysitter - (Houston)
Needed sitter for 3 kids in my home 3 day's a week Mon,Wed,Fri.7:45 am-6:30 pm ages 5 year old boy,twin girl's age2 ....A bit about the family,we are very layed back,the children are very d my son will be 5years old,(in Sept)he is very smart,he has only had his17 yrd brother most of his life.Likes to intertain his self,he just need his milk,lunch ect and someone to talk to.The twins will be 2 next month..They sleep a lot but love to play w/each other.All the kida love the outdoors,water and get along very well,they are very respcetful,we are from the country and have very high standards for out children. Please email me @ duffekj@**** if you hyave an intrest.Must bee drug FREE and pass background check.Needed asap
Original URL: http://houston.craigslist.org/kid/1281501006.html
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13) Live in Nanny looking to take on 2 more kids - (Las Vegas)
Hello,Everyone My name is Cheryl and have been a live in nanny for almost 2 yrs I have been with my current family a little over 6 months and I am seeking to watch up to 2 more children days or evenings and pay is neg depending on if it 1 or 2 kids how old they are and how many
hours.I will care for them in my home. The 3 children I care for now are 13,almost 11, and 8,
A little about me,I am 39 almost 40,have a 17 yr old myself and moved here at 16 in 1986 from Indiana. If interested please contact me at 982-**** Thanks Cheryl
Original URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/kid/1282270049.html
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14) Need childcare 7/25 prefer teen - (Norfolk)
hours r 9p-5a...$30..prefer teen ..however will consider others..please live in norfolk near hampton blvd..please email with questions
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1287702081.html

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15) Need Childcare 7/25 prefer teen - (really?)
Really you think that as a mother I'm going to let my teen stay at your home till 5 am? No, I do not think so! She says she wouldn't do it for 30 dollars anyways haha... I raised a good one, I did :)!!! raise your age.... and your price.... and I'm sure you'll have good luck then.
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1287801792.html
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16) Sitter needed tonight! - (Va Beach)
Date: 2009-07-24, 9:16AM
I am in need of a sitter for my 16 month old daughter for tonight in my home. Not sure what time we will be leaving yet but wont be out for more then 4 hours. We live over by Oceana and we are very short on cash (only have $30 cash till I get paied again in two weeks so realistically i cant go higher then $15 for a sitter) so I need someone that can come by for real cheap. She should be asleep or about to go to bed by the time you get there so you wont have to do much and prob will be able to just sit there and watch tv or get on the computer. Please email me asap if you would be willing to come by and watch her for us for cheap. Thank you.
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1286328692.html
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17) Need Babysitter - (Chicago)
Hi, I am looking for a babysitter or a nanny to come to my house in Lake of Four Seasons. We are looking for someone mature and experience with newborns. My baby is due this week and I will be off work for 12 weeks but I need someone that I ca Trust to take care of my baby. It will be Monday to Friday 7a- 5p. If you are selected we will run a background check and have a contract for taxes purposes. Pay is negotiable, if you only going to take care of the baby (feed and change diapers) because newborns sleep a lot and you will have lots of time in your hands to do nothing the pay will be $120 a week. If you are willing to do some house work then we will talk about a higher pay. Please contact me for more information.
Original URL: http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwi/kid/1278641907.html
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18) Family's message to Au Pairs and Nannies - (Memphis)
We are a young professional couple 39 and 30 years old with 3 children. We also are licensed Foster Parents so occassionally will have addiditional children joining us temporarily. We are seeking a House Manager, You will be resposible for the house cleaning and child care. We would pay for you to come to =the New Orleans suburbs, We pay $150 cash and provide a room and meals. There is no set schedule as we will occassionally need you on weekends but will gladly give you time off you request in advance. We have a built in Pool, Hot Tub, Pool House... We are NOT looking for someone to be on the internet and watch tv all day as we have had in the past. Limited use will be allowed. You will find we are a loving family and would welcome you into our family and treat you with respect... best wishes to you all Ted n Amy
Original URL: No URL Given
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19) Nanny needed to start in August - (Chesapeake Va)
Looking for a loving and caring person to take care of my three year old son. He does have a disability where he is delayed in walking and feeding. He crawls and talks up a storm. We are in need for someone to work Monday through thursday from 6:15 am to 5:30 pm. We pay $8.82 an hour and offer direct deposit of your pay (note that taxes will be taken out). We pay every two weeks on fridays. Mondays and Wednesdays you will go to school with him for part of the day. Tuesdays you will go to water therapy with him. The only thing we request is that you play, teach him new things and take good care of him like he was your own. We provide all of your food. We are conducting interviews over the next two weeks. Please provide at least one prior childcare reference. If you are interested please respond. Thank you and I look forward to speaking with you.
Original URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1280469696.html
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20) FREE RENT FIREFIGHTER SINGLE MOM NEEDS LIVE IN NANNY - (Las Vegas)
I AM THE SINGLE MOM OF A 4 YEAR OLD GIRL, I AM ALSO A FIREFIGHTER, SO I WORK 3 TO 4 DAYS AWAY AND THEN AM HOME 3 TO 4 DAYS. I HAVE A NICE SPACIOUS HOME IN THE SOUTHWEST AND AM OFFERING A FREE ROOM OF YOUR OWN, FREE RENT, UTILITIES, INTERNET, ETC IN EXCHANGE FOR A LIVE IN NANNY, I ONLY NEED SOMEONE TO CARE FOR MY DAUGHTER ON THE DAYS I AM GONE, AND YOU CAN HAVE A JOB OR GO TO SCHOOL AS WELL BECAUSE SHE GOES TO DAYCARE MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY FROM 0630 TO 1830 MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY, IF THIS SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING YOUR INTERESTED IN PLEASE RESPOND TO THIS AD AND I WILL CALL YOU AND WE CAN TALK DIRECTLY AND GO FROM THERE! THANKS! Compensation: FREE RENT AND UTILITIES
Original URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/dmg/1273316395.html
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21) Nanny-Housekeeper - (Las Vegas)
I am Looking for a Nanny for 3 young boys. All under 5 Need: Cooking , cleaning, playing, freindly, loving person. I really need help with cleaning a large house overun with children.
$7 per hour for Full Time. Must be good with kids, no drug , alcohol, or any other bad habits.
Please send email , picture and qualifications.
Original URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/kid/1281280519.html
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22) SEEKING/WANTED overnite/morning sitter in my home - (Las Vegas)
Hi - I am a single mother working nite shift in casino. I am seeking overnite care for my four year old daughter and for someone to get her ready and take her to school in the mornings. We live clean, natural and healthy, and there is no drama in my home. We are a youthful, fun, caring family and u will be highly respected in our family.
Hours - 8 pm - school time in morning ( flexible times)
pay - $30 - 45 / nite , 4 - 6 nites a week at my house
start date - after august 4 th
need a license, good references, good driving record,
specific responsibilities - light breakfast prep ( specific foods), guidence with her chores, light cleaning to keep the house neat, driving to school, spanish a plus, responsible mature individual, loving and positive, good communicator, interviews now thru Wednesday, please do not respond if you are the type to stand us up!!!
Original URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/kid/1278000150.html
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23) Nanny/Sitter needed for 2 kids - (Sugarland/Houston)
Looking for responsible, reliable, mature person to care for 12 and 11 year olds. July hours until Aug 24 are 4:30pm until 9:00pm, Monday thru Thursday. After Aug 24 hours will be from 4:30 until midnight,Monday thru Thursday. Duties include (summer time just playing games and relaxing until I get home but fall expectations are different) assisting with homework as needed, heating up pre-made dinner in microwave and supervise dinner time, enforcing strict school week rules which are taking baths at 8:30 and going to bed at 9:00.
Starting pay for summer is 90/wk and will increase for fall schedule.
I will conduct background and reference checks. If you are not serious or think you may change your mind shortly after starting this job, PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND. I need someone committed and dedicated. Thank you.
Original URL: http://houston.craigslist.org/kid/1283594443.html
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24) Looking for a sitter this Sat - (Madison)
Hi. I am looking for a babysitter to come to my house this sat. From about 11 am until late at night. I generally pay 4-5 an hour. This would be for a 4 year old boy. Please e-mail me if you are interested. Thanks!
Original URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/1283626392.html
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25) Childcare NEEDED - (Chicago)
Looking for childcare for my 2 children. Will need to be able to drive my kindergartner to and from school and be able to handle a lactose free sugar free diet for our youngest. Hours are 630am - 530pm Mondays and 630am - 400pm Tuesday through Friday. Would like to start kids in daycare before school starts so they can get accommodated to a new sitter. Can pay $200/wk if food is provided or $150/wk if not provided.
Original URL: http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/kid/1283152285.html
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26) Friday Care Needed - (Burnsville MN)
Hello, I am looking for care for my two children ages 11 and 3 all day Fridays from 630am-600pm. We are looking for care to be done at my home in Burnsville. I know it's a pretty long day but you may bring children to do activites. They like zoo, parks, arts and crafts, animals, cooking projects. I can only afford 45.00 for the whole day as they do also attend preschool and other activities while I am working or running errands. This would be great for someone looking to make a little extra money. Please email me: your experience, where you live, age ( 18+ please), refferences are required. I am looking for someone who is responsible, reliable transportation a must, friendly, flexible, who don't mind the hours. Thank you I hope to hear from you soon!
Original URL: http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/kid/1284477595.html
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27) I need daycare for my 2 daughters - (Forest Lake MN)
Hello, my name is Amber. I am looking for childcare for my 2 daughters ages 3 and 4. I am looking for part time 3 days a week. MWF or MTH F. I would be paying $35 a day for both girls. This is all I can afford... please call if you are interested. I do not check email regularly so i will not get email reply's. Thank you so much. 651-303-**** Amber. this job is perfect for SAHM or student needing extra cash!
Original URL: http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/kid/1283807425.html
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28) Nanny for Newborn Baby - (Norfolk)
I can't believe this person is actually looking for someone to nanny their infant for 40hrs/wk for $50-$75/week! AND they want a pic?!?!

Nanny needed for newborn baby (norfolk)
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