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Saturday, June 12, 2010
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1) I need a babysitter ASAP (California)
Hi i need help with my 7 month old son Dylan i just moved here 2month's ago i have had a live in nanny but 2weeks ago she had to leave do to illness in her family so i had to take time away from work for this 2 weeks not good for me at all i love spending time with my son but i also like paying my bills lol well long story short i need help i dont have alot to offer im not making much yet but i can help someone in need of a little extra cash i can pay 130-150.00 a week i know thats not a lot for what im asking for cause i need someone to stay in my place which is nice i live a block away from the broadway plaza mall and everything is blocks away nice area theres a pool spa and you can take him out for the day and shop or whatever you can stay in watch movies when he sleeps i need someone from like maybe 10-11am till 7-8pm monday thru friday if i need time with my husband like maybe a date night i will pay extra on Saturday but from maybe 6-7pm till midnight or like 11pm please when i start making more money i will pay more but this is what i have right now if you can help please call me ,oh and i need to add that my husband and i are smokers a lot of people have a problem with this but its mostly out side sometimes inside but not around the baby so if you smoke that dose not bother me at all thanks for reading and if theres anyone out there that can help let me know thanks. Janet. (925)238-****
URL: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/kid/1777690040.html

* Response from CL reader:

2) RE: I need a babysitter ASAP (California)
Wow!!!! You live in a nice place have money for cigarette for you and your husband. And have money to go out for a date night with your husband. But you are willing to pay 2.50 an hour for some one to come to your house and watch your child for nine hours a day. You probably spend more the 2.50 on your cigarette. Is this what your child is worth to you?. Where is the child protective service when we need them. Makes me wonder why your nanny left.
URL: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/kid/1779046361.html
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3) We are looking for childcare (Pittsburgh)
Looking for someone to care for our daughter who just turned one, two-three days a week from 10:00 am to 3::30-4 in our home. My mother in law lives in our home also, so the ideal candidate will have to have the ability to tell her to "go to her room" :) and let you do your job. The pay would be $5 per hr and would be paid weekly. If you think this is something for you, please feel free to contact us with any questions. We look forward to hearing from you!
URL: http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/kid/1778187357.html
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4) Babysitting my 2 year old!! 3 in September! (Chicago)
I have a 2 year old.
We have been in chicago as a family me and his mom for a bout a few months and we havent had any alone time. . you know to vent. . just the two of us.. you know catch a movie. . .dinner. . things of such. .and we have no family here so we cant just call them.. We are loooking for the best rate possible. .something fair... Wen we get offers. . .we will begin the knock out process as in keeping him up. . for as long as possible so when he comes to you,.. . .he crashes and sleeps the night. . . He is potty trained. . .but you have to instruct him to go to the bathroom at this point. . he had pull ups. . and we will give him food and things. . . he is a good boy. . we just need a break to be adults after months of work and no play! He is the type where if you give him food or tv. . he will be on his best...lol! email me with offers for maybe overnight stay. . he sleeps whole night. . .and we get him the next morning! thanks

and his mom sometimes want a break. . and she has photoshoots. . so we will also need like something during daytime hours for a few hours.. he doesnt have toys or anyone to play with so if you have those. . that will be a bigger plus. Easy job. . never seen him with a baby sitter so i wont know how he reacts til he gets there. . but we are going to make sure he is sleep. . .
URL: http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/dmg/1785056368.html
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5) babysitter needed, preserves at walnut creek (Miami)
hello! i am looking for an occasional babysitter for my two year old daughter! i usually need someone either a friday or saturday night from about 9pm till whenever. i prefer a teenager that is just looking for a little extra cash. since my daughter is sound asleep before i actually go out. i really just need someone to keep the sofa warm and watch tv since 99 % of the time she sleeps all the way through the night. someone with their own transportation would be ideal but i can pick up/drive home if necessary and close to university and sheridan. i am only wanting to pay 5 dollars an hour or 25 dollars a night if its longer that 5 hours. you are also more than welcome to bring a friend with you to help with the boredom! email me if this sounds like something that would work for you. Thanks, jennifer
URL: http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/kid/1783325995.html
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6) Need afterschool care this Friday (Norfolk)
I need someone who can come to my home and watch my two children ages 8 & 9 this Friday from 2:30pm to 4:30pm. Both are well-behaved and well-mannered, they entertain themselves for the most part.
URL: http://norfolk.craigslist.org/kid/1784166409.html
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7) Vacation baby sitter wanted (Montreal)
This ad may sound weird a bit far fetched and at least crazy for some, however" might make very good sense to others. We are living in Massachusettes 30 minutes outside of Boston in need of a French speaking baby sitter we have lived in Montreal but now live in mass and would like for our child to understand and or learn a bit of French.
We are currently offering a 30 day vacation pass to the right candidate who is willing to come to Worcester and baby sit, in exchange" for room and board" . this may be a great opportunity to get out of your parents house for at least a month. the hours you babysit will be from 9-5 Monday thru Friday and you will have Saturdays and Sundays off. you will have you own key, come and go as you like. the room is fully furnished equipped with internet, cable t.v. free local and long distance talk to your friends and family as much as you like, all bills paid including food, heat, hot water. you will have your own bedroom to yourself' but will share the rest of the house with my wife and son. we work from 9-5 so during the day you will be home with the baby.
If you are Independence and reliable" love kids although, we only have one who is 2 years old, if you are tired of living at your parents, have always wanted to come to "Boston "for a change of scenery this is your opportunity' we live o the bus line so you are just a hop and a skip from Boston trains, restaurants and club bars and amenities. We are real people who are looking for someone immediately so if you are free to take a trip give us a call and we will see if you are qualified for the position.
Ths positin does not offer money" only room and board for a month of free living for 9-5 baby sitter. Worcester is really nice as well lots of places to g and things to o, huge night life. at any rate if you would like a month vacation all bills paid with the exception of baby sitting for 8 hours, than this is the coolest deal around.... Williams 508-304-****
URL: http://montreal.en.craigslist.ca/kid/1779825644.html
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8) VERY PART TIME Babysitter wanted, to be paid in TANNING sessions (L.A.)
Watch my son for a couple hours a day, while Im basically in the same room doing something else, and I'll let you use my gym for free, unlimited, and will be able to give you a couple tans a week at Sunset Tanning weekly.

:) My baby is 10 mos old, and VERY active, super cute, and tons of fun. I will be in the tanning bed, the shower, or in the gym downstairs, or at work down the street. Im looking for minimum 10 hours a week, but its very possible it could turn into more (and then I can give you cash too)!

You: CPR certified, speak English fluently, have your own reliable transportation, experience with infants and toddlers, non-smoker
URL: http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/kid/1774475908.html
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9) Live-in Nanny Exchange (California)
Wanted: Live-in Nanny in exchange for free room and board. We are searching for someone who is loving and honest to care for our son. We are willing to pay for First Aid/CPR classes if you are not certified.

Hours vary from 35 - 40 hours per week. If interested, please email for more information or send me any questions you may have. Look forward to hearing from you!
URL: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/scz/kid/1773673028.html
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10) Hole day nanny is here for 10 hours (California)
Hi, parents i am looking full time nanny position ASAP.Hours are 7am to 7.30pm Monday to Friday any time
what time you needed .If you need just 4 hours in the morning time that's fine 7am to 11.30am .If you need a help
in the weekend any time i am free.This position start ASAP.
I live in Sunnyvale 28 years old married woman i live with my husband I have one daughter too.
I have valid Driver license,DMV good driving record, valid car insurance with registration ,Negative TB test ,
CPR certification, assistant nurse, Negative drug test.
Care for all age kids, 5 years nanny employer references available for contact and verification ,
I am a great how helper as well,I have worked with kids who have allergy's ,adhd, toddlers,preteens, and elementary school age.
I love to hike,play pretend, read, sing , dance , do i arts and craft, being outdoor, taking children to the park , nature walks, museums,
libraries, communicate effectively with parents about daily routines, activities and plans.
Make a breakfast, get them ready to go to the school, drop them school, make a snack ,change a diaper, feeding, gave them bath
pick up from school, kids activities ,play with them ,sing a song ,dancing ,read a story books,and what the kids wants i will do that .
My rate is $18 to $20 per hour.
If you need a help or do you have any question please fell free mail me . thanks
URL: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/kid/1781905922.html
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11) Seeking Nanny, you watch my kids in exchange for room and board (Miami)
Looking for nanny to follow curriculum I set for my kids when I am working. The pay is a safe beautiful place to stay, and the food to share in the kitchen.
I am very flexible, but there are some things I don't tolerate, other people in my house, drugs, a mess (clean up after yourself), and stupid things that could harm my kids or disturb the peace.
Can you handle that? It's pretty simple stuff. You can go to school at night, or get a part time job, or do whatever you want after I come home.

No cash, just a place to stay in exchange for you watching my kids. If you don't like this ad, save time and do not respond, if you do then email me your name, who you are, and why you think I should interview you. Only clean and mature people here folks! Also, I will only hire a female to watch my kids, thanks.
URL: http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/dmg/1778379107.html
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12) Seeking International Nanny to travel to Iraq (D.C.)
Seeking a native english speaking nanny to care for an 18 month old in Baghdad Iraq for an annual salary of $50,000. 3 weeks paid vacation per year and security will be provided. Family plans to travel to the US four times a year together with nanny and entire family have green cards. Annual contract with options to renew for two years. Must have 20 years experience as a nanny. Please contact Fadhil at fadhil.taji@**** or by cell phone 609 668 ****
URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/kid/1783859451.html
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13) need a fun and responcible babysitter :) (Arkansas)
Hi, I am a 12 1/2 girl who wud lovd to watch ur kids. I have babysat kids for almost 4 yrs. now, ages ranging from 10mnths to 10yrs. I would prefer it to be at ur house so that the kids r comfortable and kno where they r, but they r more than welcome to my house. If u r interested feel free to email, call, or txt me. 479-409-**** Thank You and have a nice day!
URL: http://fayar.craigslist.org/kid/1784659631.html
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14) Need a babysitter this weekend (Chicago)
Hello I am looking for a babysitter for this weekend for my 5 year old son. It is a long work weekend for me so I am looking for someone who can engage my son in fun activities throughout the weekend. I am looking for someone Saturday 8-3:30p then later that day 5-9:30p . Then Sunday 8:00a-10:00p. I am hoping to find someone with a very reasonable rate. If I can not find one single person that can watch him the whole time I am open to a couple people watching him over the weekend. Please have some experience working with children. I am open to a responsible pre/teen as well watching my son. Please contact me if you are interested. Look forward to hearing from you.
URL: http://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/kid/1784327767.html
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15) Traveling Nanny needed (Chicago)
Hi I need some one for the next two months to help with my 2 year old son. I now live in Falcon Colorado on a horse farm. I can not pay alot but can offer great hours and room and board.
Some time in Aug. I may travel to Erurope and I am thinking of going to Spain Italy and maybe France. I can pay travel and living exspenvies along with a small amount of spending money. If you want a great experence and to live like the locals since i am not rich write me. K
URL: http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/kid/1784110211.html
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16) Looking for a newborn to love (Denver)
We are looking for a newborn to join our family. My 16 and 12 year old daughters are anxious to add a new little one to our family. Your child will be cared for as if they are one of the family. This will be a home away from home for your child. I am only looking for 1 baby or twins so your child will be the only daycare child in our home. I would prefer a newborn. If this is the environment that you are looking for, please call me at 303-915-**** or email me for more information. Hurry! This opening will fill fast! Hope to hear from you soon!
URL: http://denver.craigslist.org/kid/1785722190.html
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17) What is wrong with you people looking for help? (Boston)
I have been a nanny for over 5 years.
I have plenty of experience, amazing references, and I'm still in contact with every person I've ever worked for. I am DISGUSTED and EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED in the ad's I see on this site. I shouldn't be to surprised seeing as how it's craigslist but some of you need to brush up on the LAWS regarding nannies.
1st- if a nanny is using their own vehicle to transport your children and run your errands then you should be paying her by the mile. If they are using their own personal vehicle chances are they are paying the car payment, the insurance, all the maintenance, and general wear and tear so gas money shouldn't be that much to ask for.
2nd- Living in isn't easy for the nanny either. You already share a work and a living space. The nanny does not need to know about your personal and private life. I don't need to know that your having marital problems, or that your having money woes, or that you hate your job. Chances are I hate my job too. I may LOVE your children to death and treat them as I would my very own but everyone reaches a breaking point and it's normally nothing to do with the children.
3rd- If you take us on a vacation please don't act as if your doing us a favor. Yes we may get to go somewhere we've never been before or get a day off during the process but it's normally not a vacation for us. I deserve my vacations just like you deserve yours.
4th- Some of you need a wake up call when it comes to SALARY. No I do not want to watch your children, clean your house, do your laundry, run your errands, pay for my own gas all while making less than $5 an hour. Are you insane? Would you work for less than $5? I highly doubt it so why do you think I deserve to be paid so little. I also don't want to work between 50-60 hours a week and not be paid overtime. It's completely unfair and let me remind you ILLEGAL.
5th- I don't normally know when I'll be sick so if I wake up in the middle of the night throwing up I don't want to get lectured or get an email about calling in sick. I understand that everyone needs some kind of notice but a lot of people don't plan on being or getting sick. So please excuse me if I call in and use my sick days that I've earned.
6th- You need to make money available if you expect me to run errands or take your children somewhere like the zoo, museum, out to eat, etc. I do not think it's fair that I have to shell out my own money to pay for your things and then wait around until you have the cash on you to reimburse me. It's not okay.
7th- Moms looking for last minute babysitters, you need to seriously re-evaluate how much you care for your children. Posting an ad on craigslist for a last minute babysitter does not give you enough time to get to know the person or the persons background. For all you know you could be hiring a lazy person who's gonna give a damn about your children, or worse you could end up hiring a pedophile or a murderer. I mean seriously I wouldn't trust my most precious posession to someone I've never met before. Check your heads checked please.
8th- CONTRACTS are important. We as nannies stick to them and so should you. If my contract states a certain number of days, hours, pay, sick time, vacation time, overtime pay I expect you to stick to what we've agree'd upon. I don't want to start this job, get comfortable, and then have you add on making your bed, doing your laundry, making family meals, staying late with no notice. You really need to stick to what you asked for in the beginning or RE-NEGOTIATE if necessary.
Lastly all I would like for you people to do is realize that we are humans too. Yes this is our job and any good nanny or babysitter is going to do the job to the best of their ability. We take pride in our work and we expect to be treated as you expect to be treated. Just because we are working for you and caring for your children doesn't mean you can take advantage of us or treat us like we're below you. We are after all caring for your CHILDREN. We deserve to be treated with respect. We deserve to be appreciated. We deserve to be treated fairly.
Would you be okay with being treated like this by your employer? My guess would be NO you wouldn't so why on earth would you think it's appropriate to treat someone else that way.
URL: http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/kid/1779057573.html
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.... HOW MUCH?!

18) Spanish speaking Nanny (California)
Looking for someone who speaks Spanish to babysit my 2 boys in our home. I have a 4yr old and a 2 yr old. The hours would be from 8-5pm daily Monday - Friday (40 hours a week)
I would need this person to take my 4 yr old to a near by preschool (walking distance) and pick up. The boys enjoy being outdoors at the park. I do not like them watching TV. I would like to have this person be active and be creative with activities. My eldest son will be attending Kindergarden in August so there after the babysitting will be for just my 2 year old. The pay is $280 a week. Please contact me if you live in Downtown San Jose. I would like someone who lives near by. Blanca 408-504-****
URL: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/dmg/1784716925.html

* Response from CL readers:

19) RE: Spanish speaking Nanny (California)
Blanca,
If you're looking for a full-time nanny, why do you feel that $280 a week is appropriate pay? That's about $1,100 a month--who can live on that? That's like $7 an hour!!!! Nannies make twice or three times that amount per hour!!!!

I can understand if the babysitting was 2-3 times a week for only a few hours, but if you're looking for 40 hours a week, nannies would make about $1,000 a WEEK. Even a nanny who speaks English as a second language would most likely not work for $280 a week. That is really insulting pay. You'll either get no responses because nannies know better, or you'll get responses from people who aren't experienced, skilled, or trustworthy.

Is it worth it to put your children in the hands of someone who would work below minimum wage for a full-time nanny job????? If your children are important to you, then you will see the difference in the caliber of candidates if you post an ad for a 40 hour work week, but the pay is $1,000 a week. You'll suddenly get responses from college-educated nannies or nannies who have glowing references and years of experience. Please don't be cheap.
URL: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/dmg/1784989687.html

20) RE: Spanish speaking Nanny (California)
Hi. As a nanny, this is insulting. Also, if you actually expect someone to treat your children right, have them watch no t.v. and do all the other ridiculous things you request for $7/hr. you are just insane. If I were you, I would be EXTRAORDINARILY worried about the people who are responding to your ad. I work 42 hours per week, for two babies and make TRIPLE what you are offering!!!

I am done wasting my time trying to convince these types of people to be decent and honest-it is obviously a futile mission. However, to any nannies who are considering this job, please contact me, and I promise you, I will tell you of three wonderful sites where it is free for nannies to put profiles up and find wonderful families to work for, who respect all that you do for their families. These websites are where I found the two wonderful families I currently work for.
URL: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/dmg/1785147285.html

21) RE: Busco a una ninera SAME AS SPANISH SPEAKING NANNY WANTED (California)
I knew you worked at home. Just because you put it in Spanish.. BLANCA
doesn't make it any better.

THE WAGE IS ILLEGAL! PAY THE MINUMUM WAGE AT LEAST!

I think I'll send the email to the EDD, FTB and IRS maybe they will
make you see the law... and quit taking advantage of people!

Busco a una persona que me ayude con mis dos ninos. Trabajo en casa. Son dos hombresitos uno tiene 4 anos y el otro 2 anos. Necesito alguien de 8-5pm de lunes a viernes. El salario es $280 a la semana. Por favor de llamar 408-504-****

TRANSLATES TOO:

Need help with 2 kids. I work at home. two kids 4 and 2. Hours are 8-5 pay is $280.

BASICALLY $7 AN HOUR...

YOU FORGOT THE NO TV, KEEP ACTIVE WALK THE 4 YEAR OLD TO AND HOME FROM SCHOOL... ETC.... YOU SHOULD REALLY INFORM
THE PEOPLE YOU ARE TRYING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF..

GO AHEAD AND FLAG... I'LL REPOST...I THINK WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS WRONG!
URL: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/dmg/1785873964.html
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22) Babysitting + $300/month furnished room for rent (California)
Furnished room for rent only for $300.00 plus you have to babysit two boys ages 5-9yrs old. The boys are independent, polite and well disciplined boys. All you have to do is be at home when I work at night. Have to babysit the boys at least 10x a month. I'm very flexible with my schedules and am willing to work with yours. Preferred college students. Serious inquiries only. Email me if your intereted.
URL: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/kid/1784342522.html
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23) Need help watching kids at my home (Colorado)
i am currently watching 5 kids at my home right now and need an extra helper to help watch them. i am willing to pay $10 a day from 8-5 monday-friday. i live in the stetson hills area and have tons of toys for them to play with and a big back yard they love to play on. if this is something your interested in and looking to make a little extra money please leave me an email. thanks.
URL: http://cosprings.craigslist.org/kid/1783353684.html

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24) RE: need help watching kids at my home (Colorado)
Are you insane? $10/day for full time work? and you got 5 kids you watch? On average even the lowest costing daycares ask for $75/kid that is $375/week. You should be offering atleast twice what you are.
URL: http://cosprings.craigslist.org/kid/1783395710.html

25) RE: Need help watching kids at my home (The worst I have seen on here) (Are you serious?) (Colorado)
I understand people need childcare at affordable prices, etc. But are you kidding me?? You'll pay the person $10 A DAY??? That is just insane. You really should be ashamed of yourself. If you cannot handle watching 5 kids, then stop accepting them! But enough is enough. Why not just ask for volunteers? Because with the amount gas costs, that is basically what they are doing. You honestly disgust me.
URL: http://cosprings.craigslist.org/kid/1783406492.html

26) RE: Need help in my home (Colorado)
What does this position entail EXACTLY? Do you want someone to "help" You cook so you can mind the kids, or are you looking for a babysitter? I have FOUR kids and NO one will watch them for no $10 per day for full time care! You want to have your cake and eat it too...BTW: YOU ARE IN STETSON HILLS, WITH LOTS AND LOTS of toys for your children, etc. I KNOW girl, you are not that poor, so don't insult those who truly are poor by offering them that $10 slap in the face!! In case you haven't heard: SLAVERY IS OUTDATED!!!!
URL: http://cosprings.craigslist.org/kid/1783769511.html
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27) We need a nanny (Austin)
We need a reliable, on time, smoke, and drug free nanny. You will be needed Monday-Friday 8-4 or 9-5. Our schedule is changing right now but mom will most likely be in the home asleep when you are there.

We have a 18 month old very happy little boy that is very easy to keep. We have him on a easy schedule and he loves outside and water. We own a small business and mom works for APD so we will want to run a back ground check. We have nanny cams... Mostly because we don't want to miss all the cool new stuff he does :) We are living north Austin but will be moving to Cedar Creek in 4 weeks. You must have reliable car to get here and for emergencies. We can pay up to $150 per week and of course we will provide your lunch as well. We will pay a little extra for gas into Austin until we move. We have a cat, dog, bird and reptiles who all keep to themselves just so you know. We want someone who wants to interact with our son teach him and be with us long term. Thank you so much
URL: http://austin.craigslist.org/kid/1778297133.html
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28) I NEED A NANNY TO START ASAP (Austin)
I AM A MOTHER OF ONE WHO WORKS FULL TIME. I AM IN NEED OF SOME ONE SPECIAL TO WATCH MY 3 YEAR OLD SON.
HE IS VERY SWEET AND AND SHY AT FIRST. LOVES TO PLAY AND WATCH HIS CARTOONS.
I WOULD ACTUALLY LIKE SOME ONE WHO IS EXPERIENCED WITH SPEECH DEVELOPMENT AND EDUCATIONAL LEARNING, SOME ONE WHO LOVES CHILDREN AND WHO IS VERY PATIENT. I DON'T MIND IF YOU HAVE A CHILD AND BRING THEM TO MY HOME BECAUSE MY SON COULD USE A PLAYMATE.
I AM ALSO LOOKING FOR SOME ONE WHO CAN DO LIGHT HOUSE WORK (wash dishes, vacume,pick up toys and light cooking)
I WILL NEED YOU FOR THE FIRST TWO WEEKS OF EVERY MONTH. HE GOES WITH HIS DAD FOR A WEEK AND A HALF OR TWO WEEKS AT THE END OF THE MONTH.
I DO NOT HAVE A LOT OF MONEY BUT REALLY NEED SOME HELP.
I AM WILLING TO PAY $100.00 A WEEK FOR EVERY TWO WEEKS=$200.00 A PAY period (for now. I'm sorry but I am a broke single mother)
PLUS A DISCOUNT FOR FAMILY PORTAITS FROM WHERE I AM EMPLOYED
MUST HAVE VERY FLEXABLE HOURS SEEING THAT I WORK A LOT AND VERY ODD HOURS!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PLEASE CONTACT ME VIA PHONE A.S.A.P!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU
LAUREN
281-706-****
URL: http://austin.craigslist.org/kid/1779674272.html
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29) BABYSITTER WANTED FOR SPECIAL NEEDS CHILD (California)
Hi I am in looking for a babysitter for my child. He has Oppositional Defiant Disorder. For the most part, he is a sweet 8 yr old boy, but at times he can get very angry over tiny things. I need someone that will come to our house and hang out with him. I will need the sitter to come to my house by 6:30am. and watch him until someone gets home (anywhere from noon to 6pm). I can pay you $150 a week for full time (mon - fri). He does not do well in daycare or with other children. Please email for more information. Thanks Melissa
URL: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/kid/1782375874.html

* Response from CL reader:

30) RE: BABYSITTER WANTED FOR SPECIAL NEEDS CHILD (California)
MELISSA! you got to be kidding, your child has a disability and you are being cheap to pay a good educated babysitter! You will get for what you pay for! It takes a lot of partient to work with a disable child,and it sound like you need a professional Nanny,and they are not cheap!
It comes out to about $4.00 or less an hours. Are, you kidding,and I sure hope you are!!!!!!
As, a parent i cannot believe that parents you would bargain with care of your son!! Best luck!
URL: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/kid/1782459185.html
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31) Sitter needed (California)
Seeking a part time sitter for a 4 month old. Hours are 8:30-6:30pm days vary occasionally but are usually Tues. Wed. Thurs. Fri. there are some Saturdays occasionally.
Pay is $40 per day.
Non-english is OK.
Must be experienced with an infant.
No housework is required.
There is a household dog so you must be dog friendly but you are not responsible for dog care.
Please reply with details about your experience with infant care and 3 references for previous childcare experience.
URL: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/kid/1781805118.html
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32) NEED A BABYSITTER/5 HOURS (Nashville)
HELLO AGAIN, I HAVE A 5 YEARS OLD DAUGHTER THAT NEEDS A BABYSITTER ABOUT 5 HOURS/DAY.
MY MOTHER IS ALWAYS HOME SO WHAT I REALLY JUST NEED IS JUST SOMEONE WHO HANGS OUT WITH HER ( RIDE HER BIKE,PLAY,READ, CRAFT....)
THE HOURS ARE 9 AM -2PM MONDAY -FRIDAY
I WILL PAY 60/WEEK
NEED SOMEONE THAT IS 17 AND OLDER
SHE IS NOT ALLOWED TO WATCH TV AT ALL
I DON'T WANT SOMEONE WHO WILL BE ON THEIR PHONE(CALLING OR TEXTING)...LIKE I SAID MY MOTHER IS ALWAYS HOME
NEEDS TO BE ON TIME
WILL PAY EVERY FRIDAY @ 2 PM
THE MAIN THING I WANT IS THAT MY DAUGHTER BE SAFE AND HAPPY.
NEEDS SOMEONE THAT COULD START NEXT WEEK.
URL: http://nashville.craigslist.org/kid/1755575832.html

* Response from CL readers:

33) RE: NEED A BABYSITTER/5 HOURS (Nashville)
You do realize you're trying to get someone to work for $2.40 an hour, right? That's far less than half of minimum wage :/ You get what you pay for, and if you expect anything close to "quality care" for your child, I wouldn't offer $2.40 an hour...
URL: http://nashville.craigslist.org/kid/1756034897.html

34) RE: Childcare 5 hours per day (Nashville)
I agree that this is absolutely ridiculous. I make $2.50 an hour for each child that I care for but I am caring for more than 1 child, in my own home. Youa re expecting someone to stop their day for your child, drive to and from your house, and NEVER USE THE PHONE for pennies. The only person that may answer your ad would probably be a teen and anyone over 16 can work anywhere else for much more money and not be under a microscope. The other option is a crack head who is desperate for money. Get real honey. It is obvious how much your daughter means to you. Oh, and I like the little threat....." LIKE I SAID MY MOTHER WILL BE HOME" This is hiilarious until someone gets hurt
URL: http://nashville.craigslist.org/kid/1756106440.html

35) RE: NEED A BABYSITTER/5 HOURS (Nashville)
I would have to agree with the other responses to this original post. It is absolutely absurd for you to think that you can only pay 60 dollars per week for 25 hours of care. You have restrictions such as "no phone use" or "no tv", but yet, you can not pay for those requests. In childcare, like one person said, you DEFINITELY get what you pay for. I have been a sitter since I was 15, a tutor since 18, and a nanny since 20. I began charging $5/hr, and now that I am 21, and this is my ONLY source of income, I charge $10/hr, and sometimes, even more. If you want reliable, QUALITY childcare, at a low rate, you have to be willing to accept the fact that you have to pay more than $2.40/hr.

You require someone 17+, but a 13 year old girl wouldn't even work for that. I do understand that times are tough, and not everyone is ABLE to pay that much money for the childcare they'd like for their little ones, but if that is the case...find a wonderful home daycare with 5-6 young ones your child's age. These are, typically, amazing places for children to gain social and educational skills with the love and care of an intimate environment. They would be more within your price range. They, also, adhere to guidelines like "no phones" and limited television.

Point being...If you want someone to watch your children, be willing to pay more or readjust what you're willing to do for such care.

And as for your mother always being there...If she's there, and watching so closely, get HER to watch your little girl. If she micromanages and pays such close attention, she won't have any trouble doing the job.

Good job, ladies (and possibly guys, who knows...), for speaking out against this!!!
URL: http://nashville.craigslist.org/kid/1756251057.html
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36) Nanny needed TODAY (Dallas)
I need a live in/out nanny with a car who will care for my 3 children. Ages: 14, 8, and 3. No smokers, men, or visits from men. Call to discuss 214-578-**** cell. $100 a week but negotiable for good skills. Call today!
URL: http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/dmg/1780659889.html
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37) Long-term day-time only Nanny wanted! Approx. 50 hrs/wk. $1,300/mo (California)
Hello, My husband and I live in the Carmel Valley/Del Mar area (a block off the 5 freeway, Del Mar Heights exit) in a 2,150 sq. foot town home with 3 bedrooms. We have an 11 week old baby girl who we are looking for a full-time Monday – Friday nanny for. The anticipated start date would be mid-Aug / Sept 2010 (i.e. she will be approx 5 months by then) and hours would be 7.30 – 8.00 am through 5.30 – 6.00pm i.e. approx 50 hrs/week. We are looking for someone who will help with the housework as well (e.g. vacuuming, dusting, mopping, bathrooms, meal prep etc.) while the baby is sleeping or playing on her own. We are looking for someone extremely trustworthy, caring, clean and reliable with references – who can grow to be part of the family and look after our little one for approx 1 and a half to 2 years and potentially – even longer. Must speak English, but we might be able to manage without an English speaking nanny as well if the references are strong. Please call me at (858) 964-**** if you think you might be a good fit. Our monthly budget is approx $1,300 based on experience, references and overall fit. Please feel free to call / discuss even if for e.g. you are unable to or prefer not to perform housekeeping, but otherwise might be a good fit. Some flexibility with evening hours might be requested off and on (and would be adjusted potentially with daytime hours to make mutually beneficial). Must be a non-smoker. No live-in’s please!! Please also indicate your location and age when responding. We are looking for someone over 26 years of age. Thank you!
URL: http://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/kid/1784442661.html
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38) I NEED A CHILDCARE PROVIDER ASAP!!!! (Las Vegas)
I need someone to watch my baby asap! I start working next week!!
Must be atleast 10mins from cross streets Ft. Apache & Sahara. or if you could watch him at my home that would be even BETTER!!
**MUST BE 18 OR OVER
Days would be wed-fri (but some weeks would require full week mon-fri)
Hours are 8:30am to anywhere between 4:30pm and 5:30pm
I can pay $25/day
Please contact me for more info! and Please DO NOT contact me if you live farther than 10mins away!
URL: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/kid/1783245702.html
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39) babysitter wanted... weekends a must (Chicago)
The hours needed are Thurs thru Sunday 8am til 2:30 or 3pm. I have an 8yr old who needs to be cared for thru the summer while I work. This is a great chance for a teenager to make some spending money. I can only afford $3hr. and I'm open to responsible teens as young as 14 or even 13. I live in the Ponds in Westmont, I'd prefer you watch him at my apartment or you be very local. I can pay a little more if you would be a little pacient for subsidy to kick in. Only serious inquiries please. thank you, Susan 708-244-**** PS-Leave a message, I may be at work or unavailable.
URL: http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/kid/1780142943.html
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40) live in babysitter (Miami)
i live in north palm beach and i am currently looking and interviewing for a live in baby sitter. i have a 4 month old son and i am a single mother. i live in a two bedroom home. im very clean and private. i work part-time now but am trying to work full time. you would have ur own bedroom and the bathroom would be shared. you wood be responsible for him at night right now. you will always have sundays off and you would not be responsible for any bills.of course on food. i would try and help u apply for food stamp if you dont have any. I will be willing to pay 250 a month and everything else is free. i have cable and internet access. i need someone that is responsible, clean and trust worthy. you will be teaching him and playing with him while in your care. you are not responsible for him while i am home. i do not work days right now, only nights. please only serious inquiries
URL: http://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/dmg/1770843410.html
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41) I need summer child care 1 kid (Madison)
Hi there, I have a almost 7 year old that I might need care for all summer long. I am trying to get a head start on finding someone perfect. We live in Monona and there would be 1 child to care for in our home. We have summer pool passes for the Monona pool which would be included with the position. I am looking for someone that is able to take my child to the pool every morning for swimming lessons, and in the afternoon as wanted. I am also looking for someone to keep my kiddo on track with reading and other provided school work of sorts. I do not want someone who is going to use the TV as a babysitter. Other fun activities are also a plus ie: going to one of Monona's many parks, library ect. the hours would be from 7:30 - about 5:30, every day except 3 non paid day's in August, and every 4th Friday. Please only respond if you are serious and have references. The pay will be $120 per week.
URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/1783762084.html

* Response from CL reader:

42) RE: I need summer child care 1 kid (Madison)
Let me get this right. You want someone to watch your "kid" 7 yr old 5 days per week, (50 hours) 10 hours a day take her to swimming lessons, the park, the library, keep her up on her reading and other provided school work of sorts, 3 non paid days in August AND non paid every 4th Friday...................................all for a measly $2.40 an hour? Good luck, not even a high schooler or college student would touch this! I am lmao!!! I think you need to stay home yourself!!
URL: http://madison.craigslist.org/kid/1784917149.html
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