Ads of Ill Repute 2015, #6

Eugene, OR
http://eugene.craigslist.org/kid/5001012626.html
Are you kidding me? $200 per month? And on needs TLC because he just returned home after a year of being KIDNAPPED???

http://corvallis.craigslist.org/kid/5038952335.html
You can pay only $4 an hour. You provide a picture, his name, where you live and his likes and dislikes? WTH???

Portland, OR
http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/kid/5037581463.html
If you put pictures of yourself and your child on Craigslist and screw your sitter, don't expect she won't use them!

Redding, CA
http://redding.craigslist.org/kid/5030189355.html
Is there a shortage of nannies that I am unaware of?

Madison, WI
http://madison.craigslist.org/edu/5034579047.html

http://madison.craigslist.org/edu/5023237666.html

Rochester, MN 
http://rmn.craigslist.org/kid/5002088437.html
Wow. Not too much thought or care going into this!

http://rmn.craigslist.org/kid/5019072581.html
If I was scrolling ads looking for a newborn to steal...

Fayetteville, AR
http://fayar.craigslist.org/kid/5026138367.html
Desperate for a sitter, little to pay, so lets post pictures of both young children!

Hawaii
http://honolulu.craigslist.org/big/kid/4994825867.html
I swear I saw this ad on ISYN a few weeks back looking to live in some other city!

http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/kid/4982161104.html
When the US releases job numbers, do they count all the people who are working but can't afford childcare so they open up their tacky homes for slaves?  Because this is slavery. And we should all be very worried about this increasing epidemic. Also, "reply with a picture" WHAT???

Fort Myers, FL
http://fortmyers.craigslist.org/col/kid/4980582096.html
What kind of caregivers are so desperate they would take these indentured servant jobs???? Scary!

http://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee/kid/5020650469.html
Mom not offering any real pay except for a bonus when she has to leave town for 'a week or two' and leave you with her unfortunate children.

Jacksonville, FL
http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/dmg/5030510863.html
Your hands broken, freak?

http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/dmg/5027158047.html
Because who needs skills if you're hot?

http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/dmg/4998011472.html
If I have to chose between some cruddy room in a creepy house or making $50 an hour doing cruddy things for a creepy guy....

http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/kid/5040069319.html
Can't help but wonder what daycare has such a grueling selection process for a director!

NYC Area
http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/kid/5042059848.html
Agressive much?

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/kid/5041152506.html

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