Ads of Ill Repute, #7

What is this about? 
This feature started years ago when nannies looking for work and families looking for nannies came across disturbing ads on the internet. Sometimes the ads were funny or just too good to be true or required things not inline with quality childcare...like "busty nanny with penchant for rock climbing". If you come across any ads during the course of your week, please don't hesitate to send us the url (isynblog@gmail.com). We appreciate your submissions.





Milwaukee & Kalamazoo WI

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/kid/5046705630.html

"Maybe they intend to rigorously screen candidates, but I doubt it."
http://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/kid/5045705336.html

http://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/dmg/5050304234.html

Mobile, Alabama

High Standards. "I will buy you an ashtray".
http://mobile.craigslist.org/kid/5033404787.html

http://mobile.craigslist.org/dmg/5043254753.html

http://mobile.craigslist.org/dmg/5049318466.html

http://mobile.craigslist.org/dmg/5011315153.html

Phoenix, Arizona

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/cph/kid/5047212999.html

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/kid/5051025550.html

People capable of providing good care to babies don't work for $400 a month.
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/kid/5043600464.html

Not just any female. Come hither look appreciated?
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/dmg/5038597720.html

York, PA

http://york.craigslist.org/kid/5013571979.html

NYC area

Came across this while looking for a Sunday nanny for our family. Not to be rude, but my faughter would not be happy with Ana.
http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/kid/5044294954.html

Not only am I not paying a red cent for childcare and providing room only, but you will pay me $200 a month for said room!
http://newyork.craigslist.org/fct/kid/5049745140.html

http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/dmg/5051137973.html

New Mexico

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/kid/5012996409.html

Colorado Springs, CO

http://cosprings.craigslist.org/kid/5049792042.html

Personally, crunchy families annoy me.
http://boulder.craigslist.org/kid/5009695003.html