At the 47th Street Playground, I saw a lone black woman in a puffy, metallic jacket sitting on a picnic table with her head in her lap. Twenty feet away, a dark haired, white boy of about two years old stared at a vagrant in awe as he urinated on the side of a brick wall. The child was about 8 feet away from the derelict while this was going on.
Wednesday
47th St. Playground - NY
Received Wednesday, November 19, 2008.
At the 47th Street Playground, I saw a lone black woman in a puffy, metallic jacket sitting on a picnic table with her head in her lap. Twenty feet away, a dark haired, white boy of about two years old stared at a vagrant in awe as he urinated on the side of a brick wall. The child was about 8 feet away from the derelict while this was going on.
At the 47th Street Playground, I saw a lone black woman in a puffy, metallic jacket sitting on a picnic table with her head in her lap. Twenty feet away, a dark haired, white boy of about two years old stared at a vagrant in awe as he urinated on the side of a brick wall. The child was about 8 feet away from the derelict while this was going on.
So the child peed on a wall? And the nanny had her head in her lap? She must be pretty flexible!! This definently wasnt that bad of a nanny sighting. But I am sure this will begin the arguement whether young children should pee in public or not.
ReplyDeleteOh God, I hope not swiss nanny!
ReplyDeleteOh, wait! I re-read it. The child didn't pee, swiss nanny! He saw some homeless guy peeing.
ReplyDeleteLet me get this straight. She's a bad nanny because a homeless guy peed on a wall--and the nanny had her head in her lap? Sounds like a reason to fire the nanny to me!
ReplyDeletea lone black woman and a vagrant impeding on the innocence of a young boy.
ReplyDeleteHaha. Funny stuff.
I don't see how she could have had her head on her lap. But, as for the kid seeing a vagrant pee, this is NY, it happens.
ReplyDeleteBut, yes, the nanny should have been aware of the situation and made sure the child wasn't too close to the peeing.
I just tried putting my head in my lap. Can't do it!
ReplyDeleteI can put my head in my lap. The rest of you, try sitting on a picnic table and put your feet on the bench and see if that makes it any easier.
ReplyDeleteI would not let my small child stand a few feet away from a guy peeing on a wall in public. And I would not let my child be closer to such a person than he was to me.
I wouldn't expect my nanny to allow that either.
Uh, I know you guys can do this, come on! Just make sure your knees are slightly higher than your hips - like Mom described you would be doing on a bench - you should be able to lay your head in your lap.
ReplyDeletePeople with big boobs are excused from trying this experiment.
totally ridiculous post. all kids are curious, do you know how many times Ihave had to stop a child from bending and peeking under a bathroom stall, its their nature at this age. the child could have been sitting on her lap and still see the man peeing
ReplyDeleteThank you, not a park slope nanny, I knew there was a reason I couldnt do it. lol. Once again, damn boobs!!! lol
ReplyDeleteSound like the nanny got the stomach flu thats going around.
ReplyDeleteat 8 feet,
ReplyDeleteyou can still catch pee spray
on windy day.
Sara V
ReplyDeleteThat read
like a
fortune cookie!
gross
ReplyDeleteOkay, first of all, do you know if the nanny was ok? Was she maybe feeling ill?
ReplyDeleteOh, I'm sorry you don't consider things like that. You are more concerned that a boy saw a guy pee on a wall???
(By the way, all men like to pee outside. Sorry, it's just a fact of life)
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ReplyDeleteThis nanny out to be jailed. Imagine, being subjected to a bum pissing!!! Not like you don't see some fool pissing outside every other day. Just yesterday I saw a photo of Prince William pissing outside. But I guess that ok because he's rich.
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