tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32916951.post8371635993731573661..comments2024-03-19T03:27:24.068-04:00Comments on I SAW YOUR NANNY: A Nanny's Guide to Surviving the Zombie ApocalypseLeigh Raymerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18210572527823459842noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32916951.post-45408872196342449342010-11-19T19:51:45.619-05:002010-11-19T19:51:45.619-05:00Funny thing about this is my boss is cool enough t...Funny thing about this is my boss is cool enough that we hatched a plan together that in case of the zombie apocalypse (which IS coming) we have a meeting place where I'll hand off the kids to her or her husband.BROOKLYN NANNY.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32916951.post-79712812798030349012010-11-19T05:07:10.124-05:002010-11-19T05:07:10.124-05:00Just an FYI think about what those employers you w...Just an FYI think about what those employers you work for do and how influential they may be in society. Protecting their kids might be a help for you in any apocalypse that happens.<br /><br />Even if they are not influential, if they happen to survive and you happen to survive, your gonna have more then Zombies to worry about becuase you ditched their kids.<br /><br />I know I would be gunning for you and I know how to survive in an Zombie apocalypse. ;)CuriousDadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04344420270102218927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32916951.post-17929132779991280842010-11-18T15:09:32.359-05:002010-11-18T15:09:32.359-05:00I live along the Gulf Coast I'm used to worryi...I live along the Gulf Coast I'm used to worrying about disasters so I know what to do when zombies attack...not much more than what I did when Ike hit, except I didn't have my charges with meTCnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32916951.post-1005533326344100082010-11-18T10:35:35.019-05:002010-11-18T10:35:35.019-05:00LOL, love it! My roommates and I have our zombie a...LOL, love it! My roommates and I have our zombie apocalypse plan posted on our door. Always gotta be prepared for those zombies.Student Nannynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32916951.post-54814419066525437602010-11-17T23:42:15.240-05:002010-11-17T23:42:15.240-05:00My employers have a VERY large house. When I do ov...My employers have a VERY large house. When I do overnights, it gets a little creepy and turns my mind to the "what ifs". I would have to go upstairs to get the kids, then back down the same stairs to get out of the house. I really don't think there would be time to get them and get out if there were an intruder. I'm really glad there's an alarm system, at least.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32916951.post-88922756347857451462010-11-17T22:41:04.065-05:002010-11-17T22:41:04.065-05:00Ah...I've run through this one when staying ov...Ah...I've run through this one when staying overnight with my charges: So, if the building catches on fire, and we can't use the elevator, how am I going to single-handedly get 4 kids under age 6 down 17 flights of stairs before we all die of smoke inhalation...needless to say I don't sleep well.nanny2noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32916951.post-33079601242386672002010-11-17T20:01:48.925-05:002010-11-17T20:01:48.925-05:00The family I work for is nerdy enough to be fine, ...The family I work for is nerdy enough to be fine, but I think the average nanny family would be zombie chow in minutes. Sure, I'd try to get my charges back to their living parents, but if the parents are eaten? Sayonara, suckers.Texas Nannynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32916951.post-15151365827215214042010-11-17T18:55:01.243-05:002010-11-17T18:55:01.243-05:00Nanny Elizabeth - I was thinking the same thing. I...Nanny Elizabeth - I was thinking the same thing. I have a bib for my baby that says Zombie snack. <br /><br />Loved the post.PregnantNannynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32916951.post-579074452378141412010-11-17T18:32:42.548-05:002010-11-17T18:32:42.548-05:00I'm sorry, I think the first thing I'd do ...I'm sorry, I think the first thing I'd do in the event of a zombie apocalypse is call the parents and tell them to get their asses home ASAP! Makes me think I should add some sort of "zombie or other emergency" clause to my next contract.<br /><br />For those who thought this post was too weird...lighten up!MissMannahnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32916951.post-86701389835759693182010-11-17T18:15:50.411-05:002010-11-17T18:15:50.411-05:00I am just saving my ass, I don't get paid enou...I am just saving my ass, I don't get paid enough to save anyone else,sorry so the little ones will make a nice apettizer for some lucky zombieMONKEYSHINESnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32916951.post-3393266418195193272010-11-17T17:52:04.526-05:002010-11-17T17:52:04.526-05:00And if you are trapped and need an out... throw th...And if you are trapped and need an out... throw the baby at the zombies and run! jk<br /><br />sorry, couldn't resist that one! ;)Nanny Elizabethnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32916951.post-70800263085425320302010-11-17T17:52:03.060-05:002010-11-17T17:52:03.060-05:00OP here!
baby dalailama + Nanny M:
I know it...OP here!<br /><br />baby dalailama + Nanny M: <br /><br />I know it's weird. I blame the sheer amount of zombie films I've seen and the copy of World War Z I got for free and was stupid enough to read at work. Sorry if it was a bit too much for you to take!<br /><br />bostonnanny:<br /><br />My family are all adults, my brother already has a plan, and my parents live in a rural area in a house that can be locked down in minutes. They don't need me. Also, I think we'll be beyond monetary compensation. <br /><br />JacksMom, imo and TheOriginalDenverNanny:<br /><br />Thanks for the feedback, and I hope ye have a plan ready for your charges! If you have an escape route for when you're at a Mommy+Me group with thirty plus mothers and babies and the noise attracts every zombie in a five-mile radius, please tell me what it is. That's the only area I'm stuck in.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32916951.post-83105647597124366322010-11-17T16:50:43.809-05:002010-11-17T16:50:43.809-05:00Love it! It's great to have a humorous post :)...Love it! It's great to have a humorous post :)TheOriginalDenverNannynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32916951.post-10286061478356523092010-11-17T16:21:08.447-05:002010-11-17T16:21:08.447-05:00Wow, this was unfathomably weird and unnecessary.Wow, this was unfathomably weird and unnecessary.NannyMnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32916951.post-45631132716498174922010-11-17T14:15:33.466-05:002010-11-17T14:15:33.466-05:00Damn I hope the families pay you extra when you fo...Damn I hope the families pay you extra when you foresake your own family to save the children from zombies.bostonnannynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32916951.post-30977059671601938772010-11-17T13:17:52.755-05:002010-11-17T13:17:52.755-05:00LOL. I found this hilarious... and some of these ...LOL. I found this hilarious... and some of these scenarios should be used in everyday life such as #s: 4, 11, & 12. :) <br /><br />Stay safe nannies, stay safe.imonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32916951.post-53788571185942839492010-11-17T09:19:38.882-05:002010-11-17T09:19:38.882-05:00Nah, it's amusing. My 16 year-old son also thi...Nah, it's amusing. My 16 year-old son also thinks through zombie scenarios during his moments of boredom. The whole zombie thing is kind of a cult cultural phenomenon. He used to advise that we all head to Costco, in the event of a zombie apocalypse - lots of supplies and relatively easy to secure. But, so many other people have caught onto that idea, that he's now not advocating that idea.<br /><br />In all seriousness, a lot of the points the OP makes could be useful in the event of some other sort of natural (or other) disaster. Your job, as nannies, is to look after the welfare of children. Why NOT think through the worst case scenarios? God forbid they should ever come to pass. But,if they do, you'll be ahead of the game.JacksMomnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32916951.post-80031350604327061272010-11-17T08:56:43.852-05:002010-11-17T08:56:43.852-05:00Weird...Weird...baby dalailamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09287629134461622005noreply@blogger.com