Date: 7/4/2015 11AM
Description of Mother: White woman, 5'1-5'4", 100-120 lbs, Shoulder length hair slicked in to a very tight pony tail, secured with one small silver clasp, Stella mcCartney Jeans, black .Balenciago Loafers and black sweatshirt with "I love you" written in script.
Description of the nanny: Korean, 5'0-5'3", 90-105 lbs, bra strap length black hair in a braid, wearing grey and white striped shirt, grey jeans, white KED tennis shoes.
Description of Child: White, boy between 12-16 months, very round head, bright blue eyes, straight hair, wearing a blue sweater with a red, white and blue whale on it,, blue jeans and tan and red plaid slide on loafers.
Incident: While at the playground at Dinsoaur Park, the mother 1) asked me to watch her (yellow and grey Uppa) stroller. 2) asked me to hand her her bag and 3) simulated giving a handjob on the third horn of the triceratops in full view of children, mothers and nannies. (She did this specifically for one mother she seemed to know, who politely smiled at her lack of decorum). When she saw me looking at her, she laughed like she was really funny. Not funny. The mother had come to the park for one reason only...and that was to have her nanny take pictures of her posing with her child around the park. She was so inept and not used to managing, that she had to involve other people in passing her something, picking up her child's cup, me handing her a bag on the back of her stroller. She stolled on to that playground like she was Duchess Maria Theresa of Austria. She bossed her nanny around viciously. Whining that she better not shoot her from underneath and telling her to climb on a wall to get a better angle. She also complained about the last set of pictures, because this was apparently the SECOND run of this photo shoot. Apparently the nanny had tried before only to get blurry shots. Except for appearing in the picture with the child, the mother didn't talk to the child or interact. She spoke to her nanny so rudely, most of the communication was in dramatic sights. The nanny got him in and out of the stroller and handed him to her. The nanny positioned him on a dinosaur, handed him to her on her lap. It was THE MOST RIDICULOUS thing I have ever seen.